₦airaland Forum

She just used a laser beam to kill all the hairs there, why won't she show it off?

One minister said that we could stay here and order for pizza from London.

Buhari is an illiterate, why did he have to travel himself?

Contrary to what many think, prostitutes (not very illiterate ones) are very careful with their health.

On the other hand, go and get PEP for HIV prevention. I doubt that a general hospital would give it to you, they would say it's limited. Try to get it in a high class pharmacy (costly as hell though) or carry money and go to a general hospital, try and pay someone off. All these should be done within 3 days of your having sex.

For other diseases, especially gonorrhea (most ladies carry these without their knowledge), go for a complete std test after 3 wks. Going for a test now won't show you anything, even if you have it. This should cost not more than 3k.

Another day do not do casual it's not worth it. If you loose an erection with condom, it just means that the ladies VJ is too wide for you. Or buy sensitive condoms if you can afford it.
Or stop having sex, it clouds the mind

I just don't know what they could steal that would worth the amount of fixing the damage on the car.

Venezuela has economic crisis just for a few years, though it's worse than what we have experienced.

Nigeria have had economic hardship since 2016, terrorism since forever, and now because of the excessive power given to the executive under this regime. The military maim and kill innocent citizens anyhow, the paramilitary (custom, police, tax force officials, and even now civil defence) have started to compete with the military to know who kill citizens pass. They flaunt court orders like say court judgement na network news.

Nigeria have been, and is still a worse country to live in than Venezuela, it's just that we have chosen to suffer and smile rather than do anything about it.

Nonsense

If guys put on gowns and join the bridal train, it would look abnormal, some will call them gay, others would say it's foolish.
Somehow, when ladies dress up in suits and join grooms men it looks normal.

You just caught up to them and mobbed them to death? that's not enough!

You should have burned down a couple of police stations around the vicinity so that the remaining officers would be properly guided.

Cultism deserves a death penalty. And should be seen as terrorism

Lucifersticlala:
I don't get.
A dead man died again?

You should be in a better position to explain this

Rivers is presently the worst state to live in Nigeria.

The kind of news that comes from there daily is heartbreaking

I have used, Samsung, infinix, and tecno.

As a customer, I have not seen much difference in them in terms of performance, they all do the same thing. However somethings are note worthy.
1. Tecno battery depreciates with time.
2. Rarely you can get an infinix phone that overheats, if you do so, go back and change it.
3. Samsung is just costly for nothing, doesn't do anything different from any other android. And the battery capacity is mostly poo.

Hate all you want, but Infinix and tecno have come to stay in Africa, because they answer the questions of efficiency, affordability, ease to repair and finding spoilt parts, and long lasting after each charge.

Until this high end phones can answer these questions, they can carry their high class bullshit and remain in Europe. I won't leave a phone of 70k to go and buy the one of 300k that does the same thing

But, but, but that Regina girl is Igbo?

Just thinking aloud sha

This has just confirmed my accession, this sala of a guy is very diabolic!
First he bends down and eats some grass anytime he scores a goal.
He also refuses to shave his beards.
now he has killed a pigeon.

Egyptians and juju sef

Airtel network is poo.
And they had the audacity to slash night plan, the only good thing they had going on.

Anyone that compares airtel to glo needs a brain reset, how do you compare Beyonce to mj?

Is it that only ugly doctors are not allowed to work in Akwa ibom?
Or Akwa ibom ladies are ugly?
Or that beautiful ladies in akwa ibom don't have the brain power to sturdy medicine?

Am actually confused right now. Don't know which to believe

This one that APC have used and dumped. Hoelitician

Nonsense

uuzba:
Well, pray that that day, you yourself didn't do something foolish to make the lady slap you. It's guilty conscience that will be holding your hand down.

Well even if I do something bad, there is a level of slapping to which I will return the favor. It's called self defense

davillian:
Hard working guys won't blow a kilo on this biiitch .
We know the people that will do that.
I think the in thing now is bringing foreign hoes to Lagos and abj

Every club now brings in foreign hoes. That's how we will get foreign stds

Useless op, a stripper is a stripper, not a model.

And she is a broke stripper, she can't even afford a good background.

All these Lagos club owners that will go to slums in America and hire $10 strippers and will come here and charge hard working niggas $1000.

Nonsense

Women are too violent these days.

And the fool will not slap her back, he is forming a real man.

Thunder will fire any lady that physically assaults me, I will give you a good ass whooping. Not every male can be deceived by 'real men don't hit women'.

Do you know that putting on that extreme dress can kill you?

The dress compresses your abdomen, there by pushing it's contents upwards and reducing the the expansion volume of the lungs. This can lead to suffocation and death.

Any lady caught wear this should be sued for attempted suicide.

Nonsense

This is a murder case, the lady turned him on and then left him with a full erect prick.

I know that suicide can't definitely turn a man on.

When a man is turned on, their is increased secretion of testosterone and adrenaline, also accompanied by decreased action of thyroid hormones, this there by causes the marked reduction in function of the hypothalamus. The man is therefore prone to aggression and depression.

Depression was what hit the man in question, and therefore the lady should be charged with murder.

Nonsense

ednut1:
Enough of this traffick excuse those girls know whatsup abeg.

Exactly!
Women always ready to play victim.

The males that go into drugs, maybe they are trafficked into drug dealing.

Nonsense

1.15m on a phone?
This is just outrageous

What concerns you if they choose to have a smoking competition.
Is it your lungs that will fry?
Will their smoking predispose you to lung cancer?
Does their smoking make you liable to die young?
Is it your money that they would waste to treat the forth coming illness associated with smoking?
When they die young, is it your family that will be devastated?

You don't know how to mind your business.

Nonsense

Angelfrost:
Rashford overrated??. By who exactly? Apart from Messi, mention 3 strikers that will shine if playing in this current United team, I will wait.

Note: the key word is "shine".

Lewandowski
Icadi,
And our very own oshimehn

In a scale 1 to 10, how good is son?

I'm a Man Utd fan, and I think he is better than the overrated rashford