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concho:
We started dating when she got admission in 2018. She was a novice and a church girl then .
There was nothing like intimacy till 2021 and that was when I deflowered her ,

Since I promised my self that I must marry who ever I deflowered , I started taking care of some parts of her needs hoping that I will get financially stable and settle down with her .

She was the type of girl that everyone assumed to be an angel . I trusted her more than anything on earth .

She is too jealous that she suspects that I’m cheating even when I was not . She misinterprets everything an opposite sex sends to me

Fast forward to 2022 . She visited one day and got upset that another girl referred to me as “babe” on chat instead of saying “hi” . I insisted that she brings her own phone so I check if a guy has never called her babe

On getting to her chat , I noticed this guy that she saved as “my favorite” . They had no chats (she deletes everything) . I decided to dig deeper only to find out that this guy has been going to her house (family house ) to sleep with her . It’s not once , it’s not twice . And it was frequent the period she even said I should give her space that they were doing family prayers

The worst is that I told the mum and elder siblings out of anger. They did absolutely nothing . The mum only denied knowing that the guy comes around when everyone is out

A month later, I saw a chat of the mum asking her why she doesn’t pick the guy’s call again . I almost ran mad

She has promised and vouched that she won’t try such again and doesn’t know what came over her her .

I have tried everything possible to forgive her since no one treats me the way she does , but I keep loosing weight and falling sick by day .

I’m currently depressed and don’t know what to do again

Ur head is not correct...

All u need in ur life is a steady fvckmate or olosho...

Until u remain bone without flesh before u go get sense....

U these guys dey always vex me, i swear...

When olosho full outside and u can even get as many FWB as u want...

Ur head is not correct...

Go out there and have fun, nigga!

Since Una no wan get sense with ease, una go get am by force...

Mumu gender...

I will keep laughing at u mumu guys since Una no wan learn...

Real niggaz don't settle down in one stupid bondage called marriage - if you want to have everlasting peace of mind, don't commit urself in one yéyé relationship: have many girls as u want and keep dem as FWB...

I still no understand wetin una dey find inside marriage...

If u feel u need a seed to become a father, just find one babe put prick in her pussy and give am belle, straight baby mama level and take up the responsibilities that come after without any string attached...

Simple as ABC...

But u weak ass dudes will keep putting unaselves in marriage and come online start wailing and venting ur frustration...

Who send una?

Since una no wan get brain, una go grieve tire...

Crap...

Which side for Ikorodu?

Criminal police...

That's TOS Benson road, right?

Criminal government should provide street lights on all Lagos roads...

Doomed people...

They have no excuse not to respond in time...

Y'all know the numbers of Fire service trucks dey commissioned last year?

They caused serious traffic from Ojodu Berger to 3rd mainland bridge that day...

So, nothing special in here... Dey did what was expected of them cos dey have no excuse to fail showing up...

Criminals!

So, dey know the terrorists, abi?

Criminals!

This government is so sick and corrupt...

E no go better for this Nigerian government all together!

E no go better for any bastard that supports this stupid government...


Ogun kill all of Una together...

That's because human right activists were seriously on the case...

If not, the bastard sanwo-olu won't do shiittt...

E no go better for u...

Fvcking criminal!

What happened to the new naira notes u bastards spent billions to process?

Where are the goddamn new notes?!

Ogun kill u there!

Na that sorrow go destroy u and ur family together!


Criminal...

She could still achieve the 'after' photography while in her martial home... Nothing was stopping her...

Some women are just prostitutes in nature and use those same mumu excuses as a yardstick to trade their pussies for money...

That's why I always tell my fellow niggaz dat they shouldn't die for women...

Dem plenty outside like that...

Bayo Onanuga, e no go better for u!

U criminal bastards keep intensifying tribalism.
Shey na ur papa get Lagos?

If u and ur fellow politicians perish today, una go carry Lagos go hell?

I be full-blooded Yoruba and rooted in Lagos since inception, come and arrest me if I support igbo anywhere!

Ogun wan kill u ni!!!

Na the time of election una dey display madness more and God go punish u and ur family for that...

Yoruba people are in Lagos here doing agbero and olosho while igbos are taking business seriously in this damn Lagos...

Ogun kill u and ur family!

True life story of what's going on inside the police and military...

They all hate their bosses but have to obey the rank and uniform...

Same as Buhari the criminal...

If those guiding him are given the chance, they will gun him down immediately cos his crime as the president deserves the most cruel penalty...

But they have to obey the presidential seat...

Same as the governors and all other bastards calling themselves politicians, using police and military as their security...

I wish the devil will take over those officers and start shooting those politicians one by one...

Criminals...

Na Ogun go kill all of Una!!!

Bastards...

So, Nigeria still get an IGP?

Dead country...

Incompatible...

The height difference would become a big challenge for dem...

Falling in love wrongly...

Marry a partner that u are both of the same height or not more than 1ft difference...

Those bastards should not bring back the old naira notes if dem no want their children to die miserably this month...

Criminals!

Those armed rubbers are even dumb and senseless...

Me that I no be security agent self, if dem give me the right tools, I go fish dem out like the idiots wey dem be...

Those ones will be arrested by the police easily...

Mumu armed robbers...

Criminals used billions of naira to process the new naira notes and the money is no where to be found...

If CBN and Federal government no bring out the new notes in trillions, na sorrow go destroy una family...

U shall all become unfortunate...

CBN governor and all Nigerian politicians, e no go better for all of una together!

It's been a while I got visited by JW young ladies, na old-old women and men dey show up now...

Why?

Anytime I see that set of oldies, I discharge dem immediately...

I want to be preached to by a young, pretty lady among u people, not ur oldies mehnnn....

Maybe I fit shoot my shot and get lucky...

I pray make God just send one fine babe from JW to preach to me soon... I wanna try my luck on holy people...

Don't fvck for free cos that's the real sin...


Thank you, Jesus...

❤❤❤❤

Unfortunate people...

Dem use billions of naira redesigning the stupid notes...

Where is the money?

Now u bastards still want bring back the old notes after the suffering of the citizens...

E no go better for all of una!

One rule: never sleep with a legally married woman - but this isn't...

So, I won't condemn this one...

Fire on, but the risk attached to it is all on u, bro....

Ogun kill all of una together!

Criminal bastards...

Nobody should go out and vote...

Make una leave these bastards una dey call politicians...

Let them vote amongst themselves and choose any criminal dey want...

U people keep voting and una go later come back and start wailing and cursing the people u used una hands vote for...

How una no go have a share in the curse una dey rain on dem?

Those criminal just dey use una as slaves...

Leave those unfortunate politicians alone, una no go hear...

Massiveglory:
Urchins, miscreants and vagabonds.
Snatch ballot box and bid the earth goodbye.
Forment trouble and join the spirit world.

This meme got me laughing. 🤣🤣🤣

The imams and their candidate and all the remaining presidential candidates, Ogun kill all of una together!

Criminal bastards...

Keep voting in criminals...

Na those bastards Wey una dey vote for go destroy una lives finish...

This mumu IG and his criminal politicians, Ogun kill all of una together!

U stupid miscreants should continue voting...

Hunger never even start with una...

Na those criminal bastards wey una dey vote for go destroy una lives to ruin.

Mumu youths...

Kiddogarcia:
Very sorry story.
One of my early favourite, especially with the use of gunshot over unnecessary and long incantations.


Na we be your best plug for everything Sexual enhancement tho

Fadeyi no get time for incarnation wey pass 1 line...
Also, Abass. Dat one no even understand incantation, him own na gun shot immediately...

Bastards...

Ogun kill all of una!