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Niggaz need inspect the asshole...

Lots of anal queens still have their pussies untouched...

U, Atiku, and Peter Obi, Tinubu and all other nigerian politicians, e no go better for all of una.

Ogun kill all of una together!

Oloriburuku (unfortunate) people meeting to end in the same useless fruition...

Imagine if the initial deadline for the old naira note stood, we would have gone past this stage...

Extending the deadline = extending and inflicting more suffering on the people of the country with stress of hustling to get their money from the bank and all in vain...

Mothers, fathers, elderly people are queuing to get cash at the banks, some were even collapsing while struggling for cash...

POS operators now charging higher to give cash (old notes)...

New naira notes that u bastards spent billions of naira to change the color is nowhere to be found...

Bank staff dey suffer, working their asses out everyday (including Saturday and Sunday), u bastards dey for Una dungeons called villas and dishing out useless policies...

That una mansions wey una dey live shall turn to una graves...

E no go better for all of una with ur family members...

Dooms shall befall all of una, both CBN governor and all Nigerian politicians from A-Z...

Non of u shall evade sorrow, disaster, tribulations and downfall...

Ogun kill all of una together!

Ogun kill u and ur fellow criminal politicians...

Na thunder go fire u and ur family together...


Criminal bastard!

Wasted money...

Wasted effort...

E no go better for u, Tinubu.

U and ur fellow politicians, Ogun kill all of una together!

Imagine if the deadline for the old notes was not extended, we would have got over the stress we're still going through...

This country is full of corrupt bastards calling themselves politicians and some doomed leaders...

Oloriburuku people...

E no go better for all of una together!

Buhari, and all his fellow politicians from the lowest to the highest, Ogun kill all of una together!

Criminal bastards!

jeromestarks:
Imagine what men go through just to pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws.

Do not go through such stress just to have a woman who was fvcked when she was intact (virgin) by a boy who didn't even know her parents not to mention paying bride price on her.

A woman who has given her best (virginity) to another man should not expect the best from you.

A woman you did not disvirgin will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market. Never marry such a woman. Just fvck her and let others continue fvcking her.


Do not allow any family sell a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men to you as a bride. She isn't a bride anymore cus she has no pride left in her. No glory left in her, she's now a cargo of bad news.


Only a fool will suffer to marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men. Are you the fool?



Finally, fvck any girl you want but it comes to marriage, take the pains to find a virgin woman and marry. Better to suffer to find a virgin woman and have a lasting peaceful home than to marry a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men and SUFFER IN YOUR MARRIAGE.


No hymen, NO COMMITMENT.

May the gods of the universe bless this gee for me...

Nothing can be 'truer' than this...

This really impressed me a lot...

Na man u be...

Stay blessed, bro...

Ogun kill all of Una...

Criminals!

All Nigerian politicians, na Ogun go kill all of Una together!

Tribulations shall befall Una with ur family...

Thermodynamics:
So what will the OP eat in the relationship? What will he benefit from the girl ?
The only thing you women have to give is your fake love but you want to receive money/love/attention/emotional support and more.

Thieves

This gender una dey quote self...

Dey plenty wey we dey fvck...

And if u see dem as dem dey form for other guys ehn...

Many of dem even get partners, but we fvck dem and pay dem off...

Chief, friends with benefits don yakpa like this, na how person wan chop dem finish self...

Funny gender...

u guys keep falling person hand...

All those girls u see are olosho...

I wonder what commitment u want to build with an olosho than to fvck her and pay her off...

The day una decide to go woo any girl to start a relationship with her is the day una dey trade away una peace of mind...

The most peaceful people are the ones wey no give chance for any relationship commitment...

Make money - fvck bitches - eat good food = peace of mind...

Real niggas don't look for girlfriends, dey fvck pussy and pay them bitches off...

What's wrong being an Uber driver?

With ur own car...

If I no want drive, I use Uber and bolt, majority of these niggaz are fresh dudes... WTF!

I have got female drivers on Uber and bolt, clean babes for that matter...

What's wrong with that hoe?

Na her type we dey fvck mercilessly and pass around to other niggaz, dem come dey use u shine... Una dey fvck up...

Ogun kill all of Una together...

Idiotic, criminal bastards!


It will never be well for all of Una there!

Ogun kill both of u together!

Oloriburuku people...

E no go better for una there!

Ogun kill u there!


Bastard!

Mad people...

That's why you have crowd waiting under hot sun for BRT for hours...

Is that development?

Ogun kill all of una together!

They've turned u citizens into zombies that y'all have to gather under hot sun in thousands and they (politicians) termed it campaigning...

See how dumb majority of y'all are... Smh.

Stupid rally that most of the attendees have no voter's cards...

Keep suffering unaselves....


Mumu people...

All criminals must be burnt alive...

No sympathy to any bastard!

Ogun kill all of Una criminals in this country...


E no go better for any of u people!

Bastards....

MrNipplesLover:
ANNOYING PART

Can you all imagine that after like 6 months to her marriage, she had already started disturbing me with phone calls that she wanted us to come back to our relationship?
WTF! Who does that?

I have shun this girl countless times to stop calling me. I have advised her that it cannot happen even if she goes diabolical. She just keeps calling and begging.

Lemme surprise you, she has started calling me since last month again, begging me that I'm her husband. WTF!
This girl has been making me angry, I swear.

Though, she has stopped calling me since last two weeks, and I'm sure she would still start calling me again with another number.

Was it my fault?
Is it done anywhere?
Nonsense and condiment.

As old as this post is, y'all won't believe if I tell una say this my ex never let me be....

I just didn't post about it but since then till this January, she never leave my neck...

Surprisingly, she has had her 2nd child with her man, but yet, she still chases me...

Mid last year (2022), I gave her my attention when her persistence would not stop...

So, I opened the floor for her for friendly communication and chatting (on WhatsApp)...

I actually wanted to know the reasons behind her persistence chasing me for over 6 years...

I would allow her to crack jokes and I would do the same, so as to make her feel comfortable to pour out her mind...

She has been indirect in her convo, but she has made it known that she would like us to meet and...

I may be an Olosho boy, but I have rules and abomination...

To all married men out there, pls and pls, always do well to spend time with your family (starting from your wives). Do no be leaving your wives for weeks or months self all in the name of business/work... Don't allow the gap, abeg una...

Also a warning; beware of your wife if you sense that she is in contact with her ex... Please, beware!

A married woman who found her ex and keeps contact with him is to be wary of... This is not a good connection at all...
Do not trust such woman...

Never ever allow your woman to be in contact with her ex... The end will break your heart.

I can't type much on this but to let you people know, me and this babe (my ex) are meeting today (Tuesday).

For her mind, something will happen between us, cos she was excited about this, but I have already in stock what I'm going to say to her senses... (It's a total rubbish).

I just pity some married men who create too much space in their marriages, devil would use your women...

What a pity.

If na Olosho tell me this, I go grab immediately...

I can't relate to this ur scenario...

This is the kind of news that gimme joy....

More of this, abeg....

Ogun kill all of Una...

Any werey wey hack my own account na fool...

Cos my records on nairaland is not normal: it is either u be ashawo guy like me wey dey carry olosho up and down, or u be konk politics and politicians 'curser'...


Anything other than this, u are useless...

Ogun kill all of Una hackers and all Nigerian politicians together!

E no go better for all of Una...

Mad people...

God is indeed wonderful...

Thank you, Almighty God...


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Thank you, Almighty Father...


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Jesus is Lord...

Thank you, father...


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Thank you, Jesus.

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Thank you, Jesus...

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80% of campaign rally attendees are people with no voter's cards...

Nonsense country...

The most peaceful guys on earth are those without any serious relationship...

I've always told u people that some women are not marriageable...

Stay single and have as many pussies as you want and enjoy ur life...

A man with no girlfriend/wife has no one to break his heart, or have one to file for divorce...


I never see that lady wey fit gain my commitment or have a serious relationship with... She is not in this life...

When toto full ground like ocean sand... Una dey let one woman dey take Una play all because of marriage (Tueh).

If u need a child, find one fine babe give am Belle make she be ur baby mama... Then be taking care of her and the child without any commitment...

This is how we retain peace of mind till we die...


Know this and know peace...

flokii:
The problem with the other guy is that the said single mother is using him as ATM and still denying the mum.u sex.. Believe it or not, the same lady is opening her legs for guy(s) who don't give a rat ass about her. They probaly just call her, talk dirty to her and bang her for free while our dear Simp is at home slmping some more and dying in silence.

Wallahi, the same point I saw in that mumu guy's case be this...

Very irritating...

Post from October 10th, 2022?

Crap....

To kickstart peace in this part of the country, all agbero in every corner of the state must be supremely scrapped, then we can move on to the next...

Dead country...

If u don't quit being involved in anything that has to do with politics in this country, there's no way Ogun no go kill u untimely...


Simple as ABC...