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Ebookherbs:
i really thank you for the motivation......

You're welcome, bro. ✌✌✌

This will be a good meme.

It has a future meme-ism prospect.

Believe Nigeria police at your own risk.

Criminals killing innocent, unarmed citizens.

Ogun kill all of una together!

NPF - Nigeria Police Fvck.

And some Nigerians dey Nigerian roads, walking with Liverpool wey dey abroad, chanting *you will never walk alone*.

PreciousBro:
Her 'fuçk you' sign wasn't necessary though. Quite tasteless.

All for the clouts, bro.

And those who dey drool over her hips.

Sorry, I no know wetin men dey appreciate about hips ooh.

If u have hips that look different from natural size, e dey irritate me...

Boobs for me all the way.

Wetin concern people like us with Owambe?

Wen be say weekend like this, u must not have a CO in hookup.

God go help all of una.

Btw, thank God you be Nigerian, I know u no fit ask this if to say na Afghanistan u were born in, live in.

Good time to be a Nigerian, abi?

I always see one guy somewhere around Ori-oke, Ogudu, wey dey sell roasted corn, very close to one open bar like this. I mean a very handsome, bearded dude, with fair skin that can work as a model, na corn the guy dey sell but if u see his grill structure and packaging.

I went to Ori-oke, ogudu, yesterday and this guy was still there... His structure don even expand than the last time I followed that route.

During the season of boli (roasted plantain), this guy runs it and the kind of people that patronize him, dude is definitely going higher in that business.

Any business that's food business is a good business in Lagos State, no matter the location.

A man selling moi-moi, that would attract more customers, cos many believe it's a woman-business.

Good luck, bro.

SirBlack999:
This feels like this dude has been abandoned. Worst is that the people agitating for a yoruba nation seems like a fraction.

The difference between him and MNK is that the later has a huge and global followership.
I won't be surprised if we stopped hearing about this dude in some month time.

He isn't abandoned.

A lot is going on concerning his case.

I dey follow his matter and I can assure u that plenty movement dey go on.

The only thing be say, he is likely to stay behind bar for long time in detention in Benin, but movements dey happen on his case.

No be everything nairaland/social media go bring come out.



Stay blessed, bro.

You go notice say as time goes on, some people go dey tell u say u and ur hubby look alike.

Ifé yi gaju...


May God bless ur home.

Filtered, not fresh.
Don't deceive us.

Btw,

I dey wait for the next dick she go jump on.

I for get hope, but I no rich.

She don dey old, she quickly rush go open toto for a man...

Shebi she dey claim feminist before ni, and some mumu girls too dey follow her like pullets.


If she like make she change name, the boy go still ask for whose sperm made him a human in the future.


The boy no fall from heaven.

SUCKCESSFUL:
Are you done hating men?
Las Las the future is preeq

Inside life

If a politician tells greets you GOOD MORNING, better go outside and check if it's truly morning.

Believe any politician at ur own peril.

They are all criminals!


Ogun kill all of una together!

DoggoneDogg:
She is older than him

It will end in...



















Joy, for you and your woman.

Congratulations.


I hail u, bro.

Mystic216:
Hehehehe
Normal the news usually goes like “slump and died immediately” why him own come be only slump? Something fishy is going on���

Death was testing the microphone on him ni.

The next will be a complete caption: slumps and dies.

Gays and lesbians (homos),

How una dey take enjoy unaselves FGS?!

Smh...

Mystic216:
Lol
It is well
God go catch every wicked soul

Repercussions just did tospi for him, more like tasting the flavour.


Na slump and die be the next we go hear.


I hail u, bro.

He must die by all means...

Ogun kill all of una together.


Next na slump and die.


Criminals!

Jerryherd:
You are either from Ebonyi, Imo State or an abokki

Enemy of southern Nigeria

I be ómó ókó ilé Yoruba. Blood of Lagos, lineage of Ibadan, Oyo State.

No matter who u are, once you're a criminal, you're my enemy. My hatred for criminals, it's only God that knows why it's so strong like that.

All politicians from A-Z are criminals.

E no go better for all of dem together!


I hail u, bro.

Mumu people.
This is the real award be deserves...

And it must be number 1.

No contest.

Ogun kill all of dem together!

5 children?!

It's obvious you couple were looking for a female child which led to the 5th as a daughter (glory be to God).

As I like toto reach, my baby mama must agree with me that we ain't having more than 2 kids, no matter the gender.

However, plenty advices don grace ur thread already, pick the best u think can solve ur issues.

All I have to say is, don't chew more than u can gulp.


I hail u from here. ✌

This is a rape by moonlight...

Ogun kill all ye terrorists and your sponsors and your sympathizers together.

The world will be making mockery of Nigeria continuously.

Law enforcers keep disgracing the country.

Stupid people.

A whole emir kidnapped.

Na God say make Bayern pity Barcelona small sha.

The female gender attracts some kind of respect and honor.

Imagine if say na guy be that criminal, him for don chop some oven-baked slaps before taken to the station.


Criminal dirty ass una dey call slay queen.

This one resembles slay queen for ur eyes?

Those beer bottles go serve jail terms individually.

Dead country.

I pity people who are addicted to smoking.

I've learned that that habit shiit is almost impossible to quit. Smh.

Imagine Maurizio Zari's addiction to smoking that they had to create a dummy cigarette for him to be licking in substitute to real smoking.

That's how dangerous it is to be a smoking addict.

Despite my street cred, street life, gangster life, little hooliganism and with the kind of niggas I grew up with (all back then), I never licked cigarette b4.

Though I don chop weed + cooked beans before, that day I come go play football, like 5 mins after, e come be like say I dey in the 7th heaven.
That was the 1st and last time I got weeded.

Neva smoked b4.

Now, how do you people learn how to smoke?

If you can trace it back, use that means to end ur addiction. On smoking.

If you can't... I have nothing to say.


God bless u.

This is not for someone like me.

Lemme park one side.

These are the bandits Nigeria army been claiming say dem dey wipe out.