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NYSCRe: NYSC DG, Brigadier-General Ahmed Visits His Ex-Landlord In Osun Where He Served by MrOwonikoko: 3:31pm On Feb 22, 2024
God1000:
Nice one, I believe his landlord treated him well then, the reason he came back to great him.

Be nice to people as much as you can, nobody knows tomorrow
Are you nice to people around you? smiley
SportsRe: South Africa Mocks Nigeria As 'Generator Republic' In New Nationwide Ad (Video) by MrOwonikoko: 8:15pm On Feb 08, 2024
Googledotcom:
We have upgraded, we no longer use generator. Na darkness and heat we dey now. Who get money to buy fuel after spending salary for transport companies.

I don park my Gen for one corner since may last year.
Aswear, like say me and you dey inside the same compound. Even my generator sef don carry dust before harmattan come bless am with desert dust grin
TravelRe: Beautiful Images Of Lagos; Nigeria's Economic Capital by MrOwonikoko: 6:14am On Dec 10, 2023
Eko ile
Proud to be a Lagosian
Another privilege of being a Nigerian. cheesy

I no fit imagine say na red soiled land dem born me abi na amongst coows and sugercanes my mama deliver me...kai....tueh tongue

Life for don suffocate me

RomanceRe: What Do You See In This Picture by MrOwonikoko: 6:04am On Dec 10, 2023
The picture says the lady is a Bitch not sweetheart as he thought. cheesy
PoliticsRe: I Will Not Contest Kogi Election Results At Tribunal – Dino Melaye by MrOwonikoko: 1:36pm On Nov 30, 2023
seunmsg:
Because Atiku and the other morons that financed your election have refused to finance a court case that is dead on arrival. When person no be Peter Obi and delusional obedients, who go wan finance the court case of a candidate that came a distant third?
No mind am. Person wey no even vote and he dey expect make he be governor of Kogi😁
FamilyRe: Man Who Constantly Beats Wife Says Cash & Good Sex Is the Reason She Can't Leave by MrOwonikoko: 12:47pm On Oct 03, 2023
woginid967:
Good deeek and cool cash

Will make any woman your sllaavvee

This man has broken the matrix and showed every simp out there the way out.
You can try the way out and land yourself in kirikiri
#saynotosgbv angry
PoliticsRe: Planned strike: NLC, TUC leaders arrive State House by MrOwonikoko: 5:41pm On Oct 02, 2023
Me wey no iron my clothes thinking say strike go dey from tomorrow. Mtcheeeww
Hypocrite NLC angry
PoliticsRe: Wike Spends His Holiday Cooking For His Friends (pix/video) by MrOwonikoko: 4:50pm On Sep 27, 2023
Chysem:
They're watching their food closely to avoid stories
That touches the heart wink
RomanceRe: Meet Young Nigerian Lady Impregnated & Abandoned By A Chinese Expatriate (video) by MrOwonikoko: 3:42pm On Sep 22, 2023
Domaining101:
If you know you want the Lagos red and blue rail line to catch fire, like this post.
Na your papa and mama property wey dem suffer build go catch fire....eleribu angry

PoliticsRe: Seyi Tinubu Did Not Send N15m To Mohbad's Son - Omojuwa by MrOwonikoko: 2:18pm On Sep 21, 2023
Make una dey use Mohbad son catch cruise, una sef go soon dey for suspect lists angry
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Removal: TUC Gives FG Two-week Ultimatum by MrOwonikoko: 1:03pm On Sep 20, 2023
What will now happen to states civil servants na?💁‍♂️
SportsRe: Amusan Wins 2023 Diamond League Trophy, Her Third Consecutive by MrOwonikoko: 8:59am On Sep 18, 2023
Allahamdulilah 🙏 cheesy

My darling wink
CelebritiesRe: Mohbad Inside His Coffin (Burial Photos) by MrOwonikoko: 5:33pm On Sep 13, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
Rest in peace mohbad

Street gonna miss you, Imole!


Credit: @urfavtechnician
Wetin kill Imole? Them never review wetin kill am.
Wether na accident ooo abi na,
Slum and die abi na,
Drug abuse abi na,
Sleep and die for sleep abi na,
Kick bucket and die abi na,
Injection abi na,
Gun shots abi na,
Incantations abi na...etc

I never hear anything of the above angry undecided
PoliticsRe: Air Force To Acquire 2 Aircraft For Crude Oil Theft War by MrOwonikoko: 9:07am On Sep 11, 2023
Another way to swallow money grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Buhari & Emefiele Chat With Tinubu On Eve Of Swearing-In (Throwback Photo) by MrOwonikoko: 11:08am On Sep 08, 2023
MrOwonikoko:
Your excellency, Bwola Hammed Twinubu, this is the first man to jail because he is doing what he likes and not on my instructions. cool (in Buhari's intonation)
PoliticsRe: Buhari & Emefiele Chat With Tinubu On Eve Of Swearing-In (Throwback Photo) by MrOwonikoko: 11:07am On Sep 08, 2023
worksmart:
Look at this photo taken at the pre-inauguration dinner of Tinubu as president and tell me what you think Buhari was saying to Tinubu as the CBN governor Godwin Emefiele greeted him.
Your excellency, Bwola Hammed Twinubu, this is the first man to jail because he is doing what he likes and not on my instructions. cool (in Buahari's intonation)
PoliticsRe: IPOB Gunman Reveals His Face With Gun (Photos) by MrOwonikoko: 2:59pm On Sep 04, 2023
Na only God know how many human being this one don kill! undecided
CrimeRe: Suspected Yahoo Boy On The Run After Killing His Girlfriend For Rituals (Photos) by MrOwonikoko: 8:29pm On Aug 23, 2023
Eleribu sombory shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: It's Hitting Hard: Senior Niger Politicians Beg Tinubu To Lift Sanctions by MrOwonikoko: 7:18pm On Aug 09, 2023
mysticwarrior:
The sanctions is not even up to a week and they have stated crying like helpless widows, them never see anything yet, let them keep listening to their motivational speakers from Mali, Burkina Faso and Guinea.
Even we wey dey for Nigeria dey hear am not to talk of their country wey dem don dey beg for just 1 week grin cheesy grin
CrimeRe: Bankole Oginni Accused Of Killing His Ex-Lover In Ondo (Disturbing Photos) by MrOwonikoko: 11:44am On Aug 07, 2023
richiemcgold:
I wonder what a 45year old woman was doing in her ex's house. Even the guy is probably younger than the woman because a 45+ man is way too old to be called a footballer.
Oga no be footballer but football coach...haba! kiss
HealthRe: Tembu Ebere 'Goes Blind' During Bizarre Attempt To Break 'GWR' Crying For 7 Days by MrOwonikoko: 10:07pm On Jul 18, 2023
Them don get this one grin cheesy grin
TravelRe: Students Stranded As Floods Take Over Oko Oba Area of Lagos by MrOwonikoko: 9:22am On Jul 18, 2023
LagosFirstSon:
Lagos in the news for all the terrible reasons

Imagine the so called mega city be looking more like a mega shitty

Lagos is over-hyped piece of shit

No wonder the European union council ranked Lagos as the 3rd most dangerous city to live in on earth
Bro, i read your comments and i now looled at your moniker damnn! I was full of disappointment that how could a person be this DAFT?!

CrimeRe: Nigerians Recount Their Terrible, Gruesome Experiences With Armed Robbers. by MrOwonikoko: 11:05am On Jul 07, 2023
My car was almost burgled, if not for the security alert i installed in my mobile baby and my beautiful GSD in the compound. I for cry faaaooo grin

But i spend small money sha ooo to fix my window cry

RomanceRe: Is There A Proper Age To Have Sex by MrOwonikoko: 6:40pm On Jun 20, 2023
Hanky panky all the time grin cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Causes Stir After Ending Speech With ‘god Save The Queen’ by MrOwonikoko: 9:54pm On Jun 17, 2023
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! grin
Loss of memory in action cheesy
PoliticsRe: Lagos Police Remodels Gender-Based Violence Centre. by MrOwonikoko: 8:39pm On Jun 15, 2023
Lagos state always the ASIWAJU in every relevant matter cheesy
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Meets Sanusi Lamido At The State House⁣ by MrOwonikoko: 6:44pm On Jun 15, 2023
taylor89:
In this life make sure you retain your dignity and status

Make sure you don’t fluctuate between being rich and wealthy to being broke

Same APC miscreants that hailed Buhari for 8yrs are now calling him the worst president ever in history of Nigeria

If Buhari comes back now they’ll change mouth and call him darling president

So they were all feeling the heat of Buhari but acted like all was well

I heard Tinubu has increased their 30k monthly stipend to 37k

A reliable APC source confided in me
Guy! Upon all your ABC jargons wey u type, na only 1 like u get.
That shows you are enemy of PROGRESS. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Afeez Agoro, Nigeria's Tallest Man Dies At 48 by MrOwonikoko: 12:29pm On Jun 15, 2023
Parachoko:
Wow!!

I dey see am back then for Akoka

He's extremely tall

May his soul RIP
Until his death, that's where he lives. Precisely, adjacent my house. So sad!
I even attends to his mum at my hospital. sad cry
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Meets Arthur Eze (Photo) by MrOwonikoko: 6:38am On Jun 12, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
tongue

Arthur Eze is the main Ohanaeze Ndigbo
Olowo l'aye mo grin
RomanceRe: Entitlement: Lady Lament After Boyfriend Got Her Phone Of N120K Instead Of N345K by MrOwonikoko: 1:05pm On Jun 08, 2023
Oloju kokoro! grin
Why not ask your father if he can afford it for you?
This small gender just dey disgrace our big gender wey born us like say we no dey try please them undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Congolese Minister Kazadi Impregnates His Deputy, Aminata Namasia by MrOwonikoko: 5:33pm On May 20, 2023
When not too young to rule the country no know wetin der job be but to dey fopuri.
And the two are married oo! cheesy grin

FamilyRe: That Childish Behavior You Still Do As An Adult. by MrOwonikoko: 2:12pm On May 06, 2023
Axis313:
Good morning peeps.
Every adults has that childish behavior they always exhibit as a grown up,especially when you are unconsciously doing it,what is that childish behavior you indulge in as a child that you still find it difficult to break away from as an adult,and it has almost become an addiction.
Me for instance,I love sucking sweets up till now,I also like to lick powdered milk and chocolates like Milo or Bournvita grin,I can't leave those ones behind in my childhood.
I also like to fly kite,as an adult,even though it is reducing now,as people are looking at me in one funny way,a grown up,a father for that matter flying kite grin,

I also can't do away with using earpiece to listen to radio,some people don abuse me tire on that.

Some are addicted to finger sucking from childhood,even as adults,some can't stop stealing meat from inside pot,some will unconsciously scratch or massage their own two balls and banana in public without knowing it.

So don't be shy,let us know your own.

Please front page o.
My own is "mummy and daddy" grin cheesy

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