₦airaland Forum

To ascertain the level of incompetence in there sector, just look at the cook up story against a dead man?
Ordinary speed they could not spell well in their letter.
Target tire kor strain bullet no
Rush to the nearest hospital, when its obviously clear from this picture that the man was dead before they removed him from his car

Hmm, please Nigerian don't argue with anybody in uniform in this country once they are with a gun. Most of them are under spell of either alcohol, weeds and curses

yanabasee:
So, this government can't handle criticism..... They expect us to swallow whatever hey throw at us.....



We are not zombies..... We've got a voice to speak out......

are you sure of this? try your version let's see what will happen Nigerian are not different from shock absorber in this current administration.
Maybe you think it's Jonathan that is still our President

Walia this woman is very lucky, so she didn't hear of ordinary civil defense Corp that killed a driver in abia? That one even stop oh. She should go for thanksgiving on Sunday for been alive. Argument with Nigeria security officer is a suicide mission

Shamzo4u:
Being a Nigerian is number 1 offense... They will investigate on the rape later...

but wait oh, you mean a Nigerian still have the mind to visit olosho amid this corona kpalava.

How e joystick use stand? Both fork should also be charge for social distance violation

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Hahhahh. Lets welcome this niggarrr to the real niggarrrs league!!! Hahhahhah

Isoright.
Welcome to the league of real niggarrrs

If you are a niggarrr and you have not experienced sexually transmitted wahalar then you are not a real niggarrr

The one when do me inside early 2019
I bang two girls within one month inside February 2019 without condom

O boy! When my dickkk start to dey scratch me after three weeks of the sex. I nearly mad..my dick nearly fall off because of scratching... that thing chop almost my thirty thousand naira. I first go normal chemist. Them give me Injection still the thing nor stop.
I run go Uniben health centre... The doctor shook me penicillin injection plus one other injection like that

I can never forget last year! Now ehnnn. My condom dey always dey with me steadily. Now i don reason am say he be like all these girls can actually have infection but the thing nor dey dirsturb them and he nor dey show for their body.
Na we guys the thing dey dirsturb pass.

Guy you get mind oh, I treated one for two years, it will come and go after few weeks come again and go. I started doing fasting and prayers oh but when God finally answer me, my brother I non double date again oh. I only face my wife now because I non like condom at all. If I use am before I spell jack, I done remove am plug socket direct to NEPA

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Garrieveryday:
And it keeps increasing. If the figure keeps increasing by the day, it means the essence of lockdown has been defeated.

That's not true,the truth is, the testing capacity was too low and it's still very low

Daum:
I was even told then that if you use a dog urine to wash your face, you will see things like that.
God bless you all.

Please dont try it, convid 20 loading.

Tpave:
I concur. This man has stayed long as minister of information
He must be very good at the job that makes APC and federal government to keep retaining him in that post.

So you don't know that name do work for people? They needed a professional liar, they thought about lawyers, they discovered they were too many hence there will be an argument. This man just came forward and told them "don't you know my name"? I'm lai Mohammed

Old trick, its no longer working

Now it's clear that its a chemical not virus per se

irunoko:
Audio house.just like the audio car he bought chioma

Lol, how about the audio 30billion in his account. Few days ago, he said don't have such.

Miniso:
Yoruba men got A1 in dat one. deir married men like nacking other peoples wife dat iz why dey invented magun

What is magun

Hmm, if I was registered, I will just wait to know my status, once its negative, I done Japa.
Wait oo, you mean they are coming in same flight? Lie lie I jump and pass. I non go again non be force

Mindlog:
"Just before the doctors arrived that day I collapsed, I was literally gone. My friends had to perform CPR on me to resuscitate me"..... and those friends remained negative?

Just imagine if it was confirmed covid? They will all run from him, hence death.

bigpriik:
That's why it's good to marry a virgin.

85% Virgins go wild after been d flower

babyfaceafrica:
Slowly but surely.. This lockdown should end this week or else...people will defy government.. How many people dem wọn catch?.. We are watching and waiting!!

Did you know what happened in warri during the week when some youth killed a soldier? If it happened everyone will get inside

DanseMacabre:
This is quite laudable if it is true, and not just for photo-ops.


Because for this Naija wetin dey the disc no be wetin dey the packet.

I bet Indomie generation won't understand the proverb.

Alaba bois back then

Ijawwomaninoyo:
Obviously staged! Who will go for this one when some teenagers and young girls can do it for the same N500?
She is a disgrace to motherhood alongside the nuisance that recorded it.
Why didn't he look for N500 to give to her?
Not N500 to wash people's clothes.
Not N500 to tidy someone's compound.
Not N500 to do community works.
Not N500 to work in a canteen that even give food to workers. ETC.
Wants N500 for sex only, shameless woman.
Just imagine being given a school project to make a compilation of your mother's throwback on the Internet, a lot of people will curse their mothers.

Do you know there is lockdown in Ogun state? Read the conversation very carefully, you will observe that there way a long discussion before that word was force out from her mouth, obviously out of frustration and fear of the lockdown.
Secondly, she can't easily get anywhere to get job during the lockdown
Lastly, the recorder did it obviously to monk her because she is uneducated.

crackhouse:
The woman must be a retired harlot.

you don't have the slightest ideal what a mother can do. So you think all those gang star calling mom up and down are just catching fun? Beat their Dad, they might forgive you but try their mummy even with words then you will know how much in their account.
Why, because they can remember little of the numerous sacrifice she paid for them

References:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/anxiety-in-kaduna-as-more-residents-return-from-lagos.html

Oh naija my country, when will there be integrity in our land? Ordinary border closure, our security personnel are still been compromised. Even with presidential order.
I use to argue with friends that we are finished but now I am getting convinced that we are completely finished

This virus has really thought everyone a lesson. We all now know the importance of developing and having everything at home. Hence the saying "no place like home".

Thank God for this good news, we are really tired of the bad news corona has been giving us

Rapmoney:
Fvck off!!! Your opinion is irrelevant to me! If you are not comfortable with what I said, look for the nearest bush and eat shi.t!!!

so you mean all the nearest bush around your home is full of shi.t?

Rapmoney:
Scam!!! Virus don turn to scam. Nobody was tested. Nobody ran away.

keep shut if you don't have anything meaningful to say. Do you think its a joke? Only this idiot mistake can further elongate the luck down is some states if not found

Lordjb:
no be Naija we dey? Do we have a working government? Abegi... All na Audio new case

its real oo

Lordjb:
Audio new cases

please stop this audio joke, its no longer funny

We need to know this new technology to sanitise our village please, biko

Casemiro:
what da !!.
.

Who pardon am

The same man who put him in jail for no just course

bluemansion:
Hunger

Yes oo

Jaqenhghar:
I know but compare US @ 50.... In fact compare US @ 20 to this we country.
The very sad part of it is the same problems we experience since 1960 is what we arw still batling. The only problem we successfully solved is ebola spread. If there is any problem we have solved please educate me

Its a matter of time, we will get there. Can you compare v12 and v4 engine in terms of speed? They have one thing in common, they will all get to there destination but time difference

CoronaVirusPro:
Bunkum and balderdash

Effort in futility.

Even if you close all their offices, it doesn't stop them from flying to and fro Rivers State.

In a world where transactions are now completed online, who walks into the office.

I don't even know the office of any airline in the entire world.

when the flight is brought down in port then we will know the law that will assist his operation in the state. You are just talking as if you are not a Nigerian.
Who ever risk his/her life flying into rivers with them is on his own with what is in ground now

Jaqenhghar:
Oga. Una don dey this peak of darkness for over 50 years and we keep finding out thocker darkness. Which day this day go break nah? Certainly not in this lifetime

do you know how old USA has been practicing Democratic government? They didn't get to where they are at once, no mistakes, no corrections. I still believe in this country, some day we will get it wright