₦airaland Forum

onila:

MsDarkSkin: shut up chima!

lefulefu: u mean pale looking as in albino?

MRbrownJAY: so what do you expect a man who just found out his GF was bald, and has flat hanging slippers instead of bouncy tittay to do?!

a man has MANY CHOICES:
- continue the r/ship
- change the r/ship status to Bootay call (until he can find someone else to satisfy his se.xual needs).
- leave her

just because she aint "take home to mama" quality, doesnt mean she aint good for other duties....so long as she knows her position!

Tyche: Sure. vice versa?

SAFO: El guapo, you knew these replies were coming with a thread like this bro.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Mr Chima Understands tis Berra than i Do [/color]

pendo89: lol not really.i used that in alight way. Ur comment was very very funny.About the wigs.I just visualised it and now my ribs ache

sauer: I understand what you mean. Sorry about the nasty incident. I admit some guys might be rough (Am not ). And i wasn't even talking about bed episodes or swimming episodes, i meant normal everyday conversation. Some girls are just content with the casual exchanges. When u try teasing or kidding around, they sometimes don't understand a bit of that. Some are a long way away from having a good sense of humour. that's just it! probably they think laughing is not for women.

pendo89: Are you okay?


brb to answer u

pendo89: I deleted the coffee part on purpose cz I know this talk wont stop! Jeez
Yes I love coffee like crazy.Whenever I travel to the village I roast the beans, grind then make coffee.No machines just a pestle and mortar.
The same coffee that is sold in UK like gold.smh.
Have u ever seen the way ethiopians do it? yep.
Will give u the link to the blog not here though.I am still adding pics.

sauer: good one. actually on that last part, I have been thinking also that I must get a partner with a good sense of humour. Some ladies are just too serious. U try kidding around and they are like . Okay, I can't bear that!

sauer: good point, really. Sensible discussions will leave private matters till the end. If both had an impressive knowledge of the world and things around them, they would have an inexhaustible repertoire to choose from. somehow, this could even encourage easy bonding while ensuring guards are not persistently kept up.

pendo89: You know there's nothin as bad as dating somebody and having nothing to talk about. You exhausted the intros at the first date!
At times,I see people out on dates and all they do is stare at each other and keep busy with drinks. They look bored and the girl starts fidgeting.
My tip is, for instance
if you are in a restuarant,pick a topic out of what you see.Say the waiter,the service,the menu,the music.
If you are in the park,talk about the city,the people,the environment
If in the library choose an interesting book or discuss a love poem.
On the highway,cars,traffic,craze.

In short the sorroundings hold the conversation.Learn to unlock and everything just flows.There's no rule or program if you are at ease with each other.It automatically pops up.
Gd luck.

kambili190: the guy must be really in desperate need of papers because his life was hell in Nigeria, so out of desperation he married a granny.
maybe he is just too greedy and / or has the illusion that life is easy abroad when it isn't.

these women are sick, they need a check-up from the neck up. I am ashamed of them. thank God my grandma would never ever consoder something pervert as this.

kambili190: However, I must add that I prefer this kind of marriages to guys who make babies with stupid white women outside marriage to get a permanent stay.
These kids are left in broken homes and if they're lucky dad shows up every now and then and also gives some money.

Some Nigerian guys abroad believe that if they pay money for the child, everything is fine forgetting that these kids desire to have mummy AND daddy at home and that money is not everything you need to raise a child properly. I pity these children. They not only live in broken homes and have fathers who think that money is everything but also suffer from the stigma society puts on them "paper babies". like honestly!

MsDarkSkin: mschew.

LesbianBoy: SINGLEPARENT(claiming mrs)...sweeery the last thyme I checked you couldn't cuuk! So tell us which fast fuud joint you bought this jollef(not even jollof) rice that u are asking NLS to come eat?!