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Romance › Re: Caught My Fiance Cheating: Kai, What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 2:54am On May 06, 2011
[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=657609.msg8267498#msg8267498 date=1304646290]thank you boo boo

Yayyyy for Mrs. Chima.

FYI: I just added some more - I was modifying. I have to stop that actually.[/quote]It was perfectly fine to me.  You said everything that need to be said so I deleted my response didn't want the guy to feel like he getting arse whooped twice.

It seem though people are taking the fact that "man" was created first means they are above "woman" which in the book of Genesis specifically states that a man leave his father and mother and cleaved to the wife didn't say he is above the woman or beneath the woman.  Also it said that the woman is part of the male meaning his other half not his foot or his knee but his rib and the rib is located on the side of a human body so symbolically that how a man and woman should be.  

If God wanted a woman to be on the ground of a man he would have used a toe or a heel instead of a rib.  But chauvinist men won't see that they see helpmate and submission they get excited not reading the rest of the biblical passage.  

Women got that bad too picking bible verses that best suits them too.
Romance › Re: Romance Section Chat Room III by MrsChima(f): 2:44am On May 06, 2011
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Why Are Fine Boys Always Shy by MrsChima(f): 2:43am On May 06, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=307774.msg8267489#msg8267489 date=1304646094]fINE BOYS ARE shy? hmmm--interesting

The fines boys I know aren't shy atall--infact that "fineness" gets into their heads. undecided[/quote]Right. I don't know what fine boys they talking about especially the stuck up ones aren't shy at all!

My friend's boyfriend who you would call "fine" spend more time in the mirror than his girlfriend who is also "fine" and always in someone's face yapping.
Romance › Re: Caught My Fiance Cheating: Kai, What Should I Do? by MrsChima(f): 2:41am On May 06, 2011
[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=657609.msg8267451#msg8267451 date=1304644731]Different competencies doesn't make one gender superior over the other.  Ignorant humans set those laws into place NOT GOD.  God specifically states that his love IS EQUALLY GIVEN TO MAN.   God doesn't favor man over woman and if God did - he would have given the MALE SPECIES the ability to create another human being.  He would have given the MALE SPECIES the ability to NOT BECOME IMPOTENT with OLD AGE.

Woman was given the right to craft another human being - our bodies incubated you and brought you to this world; our bodies were given the ability to climax numerous times and we don't get impotent with age, even in menopause we can have an org.asm.  Also, as women, when pregnant we can choose how YOU POP OUT.  We can care for our bodies and cultivate you in the womb to be genius or El Stupido depending on how we take care of ourselves during your incubation period. BIG PIMPIN

Basically if you want to start swinging your ol' balls around to see whose are bigger and better and who has been blessed more by God - let me tell you this one buddy - I thank God I was born a woman as I feel that we received the higher end of the blessings.

Also "inappropriate" is STRICTLY A "VIEW POINT."  Depending on what soil you stand is what affects that POINT OF VIEW.  Remember that.

So when you jump on a thread of this sort yammering about your maleness being more superior than our femaleness.  You need to think again MY FRIEND.

Now go on and Grab yourself a big fat piece of that cake pro01.[/quote]Thank you suga. kiss kiss I was going to type something similar to that but you beat me to the punch. I am going to beat you to the punch next time! tongue smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies How Would You Like To Be Approached by MrsChima(f): 2:38am On May 06, 2011
I would like to be approach 45 degree angle to the slight left.
Romance › Re: Alarming Rate In The Number Of Unmarried Mothers In Morocco! by MrsChima(f): 2:36am On May 06, 2011
embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed :-x :-x :-x :p
Romance › Re: Alarming Rate In The Number Of Unmarried Mothers In Morocco! by MrsChima(f): 2:06am On May 06, 2011
He is Osama twin brother the one that did it is actually dead (I guess) people lie so much I wouldn't know if it the truth or not.
Romance › Re: Given A Condom And 2 Ladies, Wot Will U Do? by MrsChima(f): 12:03am On May 06, 2011
SMH. Go to bed MMM.
Romance › Re: I'm Confused: by MrsChima(f): 12:00am On May 06, 2011
I know you religious folks going to act like a heathen but just hear me out. Pastor is not a God figure nor can save you from anything. A pastor should be a person you can talk to like you talk to your mother or father BUT if you are religious the first THING you need to do is confer with your GOD and ask him what you should do.

Pastors are sinners just like you and will have some errors in their judgement. They are only designed to give you advice on what they FEEL is right or wrong and not necessary what you need to hear or know.

I know a few people who will harm others if they talk about their pastors or even question what their pastors are saying which to me is a form of idolatry which it is against the Ten Commandments in the Christian religion.

Anyway. I just wanted to say that pastors aren't perfect and you will be more confused talking to them then you would talking to your parents so go to the most perfect, your God for serious advices and directions.
Romance › Re: Which Nairalander Could You Consider A Potential Partner by MrsChima(f): 11:19pm On May 05, 2011
The only time I would pick Mr Cock is when I need to get a dyke off of me.
Romance › Re: Is It Possible For A Man To Stay Faithful To One Woman Forever? by MrsChima(f): 11:17pm On May 05, 2011
Rokiatu,

Some men like having HIV and STD's let them die miserably.
Romance › Re: I Roll Up! by MrsChima(f): 8:50pm On May 05, 2011
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=660325.msg8265662#msg8265662 date=1304615012]You wish? undecided . . .I was actually hollering at you dog that moment cheesy wink

OP.

Don't listen to all these fake girls lipsrsealed . . . .When it happens to them you will see the reaction . .Definitely they pray for such moments everyday before leaving em houses grin grin grin[/quote]You would holler at my male dog being gay and all. The poor dog pissed on your camel's hooves as a rejection message.


If those girls pray before leaving the house for a guy to honk their horns they are some desperate and dumb hoes.
Romance › Re: How Important Is A Good Engagement Ring? by MrsChima(f): 8:46pm On May 05, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=660340.msg8265633#msg8265633 date=1304614615]***gives Mrs Chima another silver plated engagement ring wink ***[/quote]Oh my goodness! You can afford silver? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
[size=44pt]Fainted.[/size]
Romance › Re: Girls Are All The Same . by MrsChima(f): 8:44pm On May 05, 2011
Osama10:
So how do you read the mileage then? shocked
Look for the droopiness of the punny and if the punny looks like your great, great, great grandmother's toothless mouth lipsrsealed then that means punny has exhausted the given mileage.
Romance › Re: Is It Possible For A Man To Stay Faithful To One Woman Forever? by MrsChima(f): 8:40pm On May 05, 2011
Rokiatu,

A real man can stay faithful to his woman/wife but a male dog can't.
Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by MrsChima(f): 8:38pm On May 05, 2011
Why moderators allowing rapers on roam free on this site? undecided undecided undecided

Facebook doesn't tell you who lying and who isn't. lipsrsealed
Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by MrsChima(f): 7:14pm On May 05, 2011
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=660791.msg8266014#msg8266014 date=1304618990]CHIMA ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE AWARE OF FAcebook.com? grin grin . . . I doubt you have logged on there previously grin grin
Anyway don't be left out . .This is it . .WWW.FACEBOOKCHIMA.COM grin grin grin
SHe doesn't knows poo bout that site grin grin[/quote]You are the one doesn't know shit about facebook. Talking about you couldn't see my picture and it was there all long you computer illiterate camel humper! angry angry
rokiatu:
You and who?

You are on your own on this one. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Don't act like I am the only one! grin grin angry angry angry angry
Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by MrsChima(f): 7:03pm On May 05, 2011
I hate the fact that you have to add your spouses or partners on the fucking facebook account so it won't appear you doing some sneaky shit.   angry angry angry angry
Culture › Re: Pissing On The Road. by MrsChima(f): 6:06pm On May 05, 2011
How do you know they are jamo babes? Are you saying Jamos are the only ones pissing on the side road. Don't make me post a picture of two african men pissing writing their names on a government building with people looking.
Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by MrsChima(f): 5:24pm On May 05, 2011
MzGreat:
Warrido mrs chima
Goldieluks:
Hi chima. smiley
Hey sugas. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: I Roll Up! by MrsChima(f): 5:23pm On May 05, 2011
Dsense pulled over in his camel and hollered at me. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: How Important Is A Good Engagement Ring? by MrsChima(f): 5:16pm On May 05, 2011
Oh well. Your fingers too gollum looking anyways.
Romance › Re: Alarming Rate In The Number Of Unmarried Mothers In Morocco! by MrsChima(f): 5:14pm On May 05, 2011
There go one of them. lipsrsealed
Computers › Re: What Pisses You Off About Facebook? by MrsChima(f): 5:13pm On May 05, 2011
Twitter is worst! I mean every five seconds someone updating saying they are washing their face! Who gives a Bleep?!!!!!!

I understand exactly what you mean Rokiatu! I mean having stupid arse status messages that keep flooding the facebook account and people can tag your wall with STUPID ARSE TAGS!!!

Sorry, I got caught in the moment. Hey yall! grin
Romance › Re: Alarming Rate In The Number Of Unmarried Mothers In Morocco! by MrsChima(f): 5:10pm On May 05, 2011
I wonder who the daddy is. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: How Important Is A Good Engagement Ring? by MrsChima(f): 5:01pm On May 05, 2011
kokoye:
^^^

Been commenting on the politics thread actually . . got a little time on my hands now.

The ring!!!

I misplaced mine last week (took it off before taking a shower in the gym) and I was sober for days till I found it. God so good the wifey remained calm all along. I'd lost it once and had to get another.

Again, just a piece of metal in my opinion!

How's da man . . and your tummy?
The da man thinking he running things and at this time I got a bad gas thingie going on in the tummy. Thanks for asking though. I take it the Queen is doing good and the princes and princesses as well?

A ring is a ring. To me it is not important but that just me. I am more concern with bills getting paid, food in the house, clean clothes on my body, and roof over my head.
Romance › Re: How Important Is A Good Engagement Ring? by MrsChima(f): 4:59pm On May 05, 2011
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=660340.msg8265374#msg8265374 date=1304610993]Yeah . . i'm gettin yah one inscribed on it ( Nuts Garler) . , .Hope you like it? kiss kiss[/quote]I got a ring that say Dsense, kiss my entire juicy arse and nuts too inscribed just for you. kiss

Hope you enjoy it. I did it out of love. smiley
Romance › Re: How Important Is A Good Engagement Ring? by MrsChima(f): 4:51pm On May 05, 2011
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=660340.msg8265319#msg8265319 date=1304610542]You this Nuts Gargler angry angry angry

Why should i waste my wages on a round hole metal? .  .When i can ask a welder to weld  one for you undecided

YOu only deserve to be whooped that day not ring cheesy[/quote]Oh is that what you been dreaming last night on how to get me with a ring? Aww. You are so sweet! kiss kiss kiss kiss tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: How Important Is A Good Engagement Ring? by MrsChima(f): 4:49pm On May 05, 2011
kokoye:
How are you sweetie?
Good suga.  I miss you leveling me out.  You are the only one that can do it beside this beester of a moderator.  

I have been good and I see the ring brought you back home huh?   tongue
Romance › Re: How Important Is A Good Engagement Ring? by MrsChima(f): 4:48pm On May 05, 2011
See ladies, a hit dog will holler.  

I agree with Koyoke though, a ring is a ring and it doesn't matter how expensive or inexpensive the ring it will not solidify the relationship if the heart is not in it.  

A ring is a symbol that society placed by men to show ownership back in the day and now some people do not even use rings anymore.  I know a couple who gave each other watch upon engagement and some christians use the bible as their rings.  

So different strokes for different folks in today's era.
Romance › Re: How Important Is A Good Engagement Ring? by MrsChima(f): 4:44pm On May 05, 2011
kokoye:
The ring is as important as you want it to be.

To me, it is just a piece of round metal.
Koyoke!!!!!!! cry cry cry cry cry

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