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Only broke men complains about good engagement rings. How sad.  

One of them has a sense in his name and the other has a bee in his name.  

[size=22pt]Sugas, I hear gon be gud slave my massa eye iz twitchn'[/size]

Sweet dreams!

RIP Bernice Mack. I miss that broke legged bassid. He was the King of MOFOS.

(pouring kool aide on the ground and giving a moment of silence)

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#0066ff] and we be thinking "yeah right! you fat, jelly roll, big belly, cock eyed, fat bazztard, big greedy, small cock, fat, juicy, one minute worthless niggafied useless foool!" LOL![/color]


[color=#0066ff]you were wrong as hell for this! [/color]

Damn sis. Tell us how you really feel. I was watching Amistad when I said that.

Yes! I mean affections are great when it is necessary but clingy affections are a turn off to me.

My friend complained that her guy always grabs her when they are in public or at home and she wants to break up with him. I asked her if she thought about talking to him first before she even decides to jump the gun and she said she didn't want to hurt his feelings.

I told her she is being silly for not giving the guy a chance to express how he feels and if he persist on touching her all the time then at least she tried. I haven't seen any murders on the news as of today. So I guess she didn't tell him yet.

Too personal should stay personal. You can share how you feel about your partner or what general activities you guys would do but to go in details is really not necessary.

I am talking about the bedroom activities and personal discussions.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Hmm i'm learning something, but touching people?or touching the person they are in a relationshp with?[/color]

Even in a relationship, you do not want your man or woman touching you ALL THE TIME. I mean damn. If he or she has a disorder that they can't control and you trying to use the bathroom and they must touch you would that be fine with you? Seriously.

Touching is good at the right time but when the timing is wrong all hell break loose.

Ooh you looks just like Tyson Beckford.

You just freaky!

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=657963.msg8261745#msg8261745 date=1304564465]Imitating you? How many niggers are in school? In the top schools in America, there are more Africans than there are AA; we do not need affirmative action, no we do not. At Caltech, Stanford, MIT, Harvard, Columbia, and other prestigious schools, the black African population dwarfs that of niggers. And we do not have a slave mentality, no we do not. We believe in hard work, something your ancestors knew about, although they were forced to do it(they couldn't have otherwise) and, evidently, it clearly shows in their descendants. Lazy lots. Every other ethnic group in America has risen above your sorry asses even though you nitwits have been here for centuries. Chei, it is completely embarrassing![/quote]You bleeding all over the thread.  Mz Darkskin and Adamribs bombed you on your OWN SITE like the USA bombed Hiroshima.      Your brothers told you to leave it alone and focus on the thread at hand but I guess you needed some more arse whoopings and you got it. 

[size=22pt]Womp, Womp, and WOMP.  You sucks! [/size]

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#993300]YANNO!  listening to our music, speaking our slang, imitating what we do. its all fake and hypocrisy.
I won't buy into it any more. We have the identity that is being emulated the world over, they have to force on their relevance.
"Don't forget where you came from!"  "we don't want to claim you but we don't want to be left out either!" lol.

Big ups to the Africans who love us. We ADORE you! To the others, my azz is big enough of you all to kiss. I am sure.  [/color]

Yanno!  Be the first ones hollering "What about us?"  I am like nigga what is it about you?  Are you itching?  You need some lotion?  What?  

I fell out my chair when Adamribs said the Nigerian Consulate asked her if she was sure she wanted to visit Nigeria because I can say for sure I got the same question.  The guy that asked me was the General Consular and he was Muslim because he said Alabama bacon or whatever he was saying.  

He said okay your risk.  I was like what is wrong with this fool.  Chile!   When I got back home and called the Consulate and we both shared some things and laughed.  He even said you thought I was crazy didn't you?

Now that bleeped up when THEY own people warning you. SMH.

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#993300]LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL! "oh no! you don't want to disappoint the massah!
I'sa warning you!  "[/color]

Which massa?    LMAO!  Why did I just seen Roots?  


Fresh water is wonderful.  Girl!  Let me go turn on my lights, it is getting dark outside.  

MzDarkSkin:
[color=#993300]
And i'd rather be all of that, than your mother such a poor thing having you for a child. Real disappointment I imagine.

btw your little rant CLEARLY shows how much you know little about the slave trade,
as it were the STRONG ones who posed the most threat to the juju practicing crack head rival kings
that were first to go.  The REAL weaklings had to gang up on EACH strong able bodied man and woman, hence the use of nets and guns  .
WE fought from the time we were taken to the time we reached our destination, let's not forget the many Africans who FOUGHT FOR US but were able to stay, WHAT IRONY WOULD IT BE TO KNOW THAT SOME WHO SUFFERED LOSING US TO THE WHITES AND EVEN FOUGHT ALONG SIDE AND DIED TRYING TO SAVE US, MAY BE SOME OF YOUR ANCESTORS. I AM SURE THEY WOULD BE VERY PROUD TO KNOW AN IMBEC1LE SHARES THEIR HERITAGE/BLOOD LINE. 

The REAL warriors stood their ground and were either killed or shipped by force. No wonder we Jamos are so fierce  Either way, I'd rather be a descendant of blacks with meaning and survivors of the WORST crime against humanity and struggles than idiots who could not even name one benefit they gained that outweighted the humiliation of doing it all just to give life to self hating imbec1les like yourself and being enslaved on THEIR own soli. Is NIGERIA a native word?  Are you speaking English because it was by choice? why is the queen of england also YOUR queen, being a free black and all , lastly why are you in the west? 

you wont take heed to 190 and Prince and J12 not because you won't but because you are a reetarded punk. I for one know you are not
proud or happy with yourself for what you said so you justify it knowing you are ashamed, ppl like you do not discuss this part of black history because of the shame you are not willing to face nor are you willing to fess up to the fact that your ancestors fcked up and failed you in the process. This is the result of the need to justify such a despicable act with false 'pride'. Can you name ONE African king or warrior  who sold us that you know of that was treated with honor and respect for the deed of getting rid of the 'Bad Africans'? YOU CANNOT! Why because this was NOT viewed as something honorable. They were likened to the RUF of sierra leone or the LRA of Uganda, terrorist punks who pillaged, violated, and robbed for European scraps! Other wise they would have been celebrated and continued to be. You all know this was a shameful act. So kill the false sense of self and pride. No wonder the Motherland is in such turmoil morally. I cannot blame you all.  You tried to come harder but you only embarassed yourself. By taking it there and exposing the low life you are, I won the war AND the battles.  [/color]

One thing for sure, he won't leave the country the "ugly and weak" slaves built any time soon. I am still LMAO at Tosin when he said Chima is a slave name. I almost fell out of my chair! That was funny as hell and I told the peoples over here they were like you sure that nigga African? I said people lies so much on NL you can't tell the truth from the pile of shit festering.

LesbianBoy:
Guy una get time!!!! Do u guys realize this is a site and i can come and say anything i like and do the total opposite all u guys trying to convince them especially the big headed Mrs chima, lol are making laff she has 5000 and something posts most of them are always trash when it comes to issues like this, like tosin said go to punch,sun and other newspapers u go see thousand of ppl who change their name errday! So make una no worry una head! If mrs chima doesnt agree to change her surname thousands of babes wud replace her! Though no doubt that some(as in very few) mumu husband wud allow their wives answer their maiden name when she nor be superstar! Guys pls dont be fooled by mrs chima feminism on nairaland! she is even igbo where they dont joke wiv tradition! When the time come and 1000% sure she wud change her name to the husband own when she does ordinary traditional wedding, lol

Aww.  You was thinking about me in my absent?   Thanks suga.  

I see I am going have to change my signature back to Obsessee and my obsessers are good for my ego.  

No. I already sucked a large chocolate popsicle.

SMH.

I don't like people touching me unless it is necessary. I enjoys my personal space too much for folks to be all up on me touching me. Move back I tell them and some people who are touchy feeling gets upset when I do tell them that.

There are certain time to touch people when you are in a relationship and certain time not to. If you are in a relationship for the first time it would be new to you because you are not used to it however knowing what you wants before the relationship also reduce any unwanted touching and feelings.

Some people can constrain themselves from touching others and some people can't there is a disorder classification for those who can't stop touching people. Those I try to stay away from because it is creepy.

2buff:
^^ <gives the cry baby her sucker> Chima is another great mind!

Are you happy now?

I wasn't talking about that, my child Altreides knows what I am frowning for. I sent her little arse to the market for some eggs and bread and she is on NL chitchatting!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=658752.msg8258797#msg8258797 date=1304524369]When I look at a man---"If he's gay or not"( I have that talent. I can tell if a guy is gay within a snap of fingers)

When I look at a woman---Her shoes. [/quote]Girl! Put your head on the screen and let have a moment of silence please.

segunjowo:
I know dark skin babes get wet easily, more readily than other skin colours. maybe that irritate some guys huh?

:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x

[size=22pt]From thy heart, thy mouth speakth.[/size]

You will not do anything you don't want to do even by force. If you are in a relationship that you know is not good and you are still in it. It is because you desire to be in it and I say enjoy it because life waits for no man.

rokiatu:
You are slowly becoming one of my favourite nairalander

jay bee:
What if SEX wasn't the most important thing to the guy afterall? His FB post remotely suggests it wasn't so there u go.

Halle berry got cheated on

So you say.

[quote author=Ms. Potato link=topic=659559.msg8258346#msg8258346 date=1304521052]^^^ Thank you for that post and finally I get sumthin sensible.

So do u think that the reason a person handle with a person's nose its because he/she thinks that the nose is cute?[/quote]I am against germs so I do not like people touching my face unless they have to and both male and females always trying to touch my nose saying oooh it so cute. Excuse me, but what so cute about noses?

Maybe it is the germophobic in me saying this. One more thing, I believe guys or gals bite their partners noses because it supposed to be sexy or something. Just hope they do not bite too hard and rough.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]66[/color]

Get outta here! I am 67!

OP,

It is you!

They have blow up dolls for men who can't keep their legs closed and mouths off the tatas.

You are back from Japan?