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You won't find Idris Elba on this site. Idris Elba is FIONE THAN A MOFO!

(putting a penny in a wishing well and walks off thread)

[size=44pt]Climbs up on Statute of Liberty and laughing out loud [/size]

Did my boo boo Swallu say, Black Italian?

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=858357.msg10084768#msg10084768 date=1327961703]Ping pong is always an interesting sport[/quote]Until people start transferring AIDS/HIV.

Everybody isn't your friend and it is easy to say I am your friend then to actually be your friend these days. 

Empty wagons make the most noise.

SAFO:
It ain't no funnnnnnn

If the homies can't havvvvvvvvve none.

It ain't no funnnnnnn

If the homies can't havvvvvvvvve none.

Why do some men come to the clubs wearing sweat socks and open toed sandals?

Let me help some of you nukkas score some punny, when you go clubbing try to refrain from doing the moonwalk and running man when you haven't soak your private parts. Just saying.

When a chick say wow, it isn't a good thing. Just saying.

If a chick constantly fidgeting her hair, she is signaling her friends to come rescue her from YOUR UGLY ARSE.

If you hear a country song, doing the dutty wine isn't appropriate. Just saying.

Okay. More on the way.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=799767.msg10083170#msg10083170 date=1327946969][color=#000030]Even MBJ has kids?

Ok, i'll post my kids pic too. . . next 18 months!

MZD, can we tango to Kidgo?  
[/color][/quote]Aww.  Did you propose to the girl offline yet?  

MBJ

Babies, not big kids. They are lovely girls though.


All the new babies submitted are lovely and adorable.

Wait to have children!  Trust me!   Take your time!!!!!!! 

Pendo, we need to talk.  Do your sons want wives with the large bottom and top?  My girls gon be bodylicious their Momma.   

pendo89:
hahahaha chima.Am calling 911


Allow the tomato and onion to cook please. We want to see the resulting baby.

Thanks! Po Po got him! (Hush Killz )

I wonder if Tomato will tell Onion that he is the father. Hmm.

Hey!     Why would the husbands wants to violation their wives?   

No means NO!  [size=22pt]Help me! He is snatching me off PC! Help!! (logged off)[/size]

Killz, may your big toe stumble into a pile of shit.  


Okay people, I want to do a retraction on my previous comments concerning abortion and me going to the clinic.  I was just kidding, I wouldn't even consider abortion seeing that my husband and I have discussed our family make up and expectations before marriage.  I will honor his desires to have million of children.  

However, I can understand how some women are caught between a hard place and a rock when they are dealing with unplanned pregnancies.  It is important that women today protect themselves at all costs because we never know if the man will stay or go.  You shouldn't have to be tied down raising a child alone so it is a risk a woman take when she is having fun sexually.  

I am married and it doesn't mean that I wouldn't become a single parent just like Tomato.  So it is a risk all of us take married or single.  I wouldn't have abortions simply because I am married and two pieces of my body belongs to my husband, Oga Chima.  

Tomato should know if the guy interested or not before she make a decision to abort or keep the baby.  I know how Oga Chima would feel if I abort his children because we took the time to get to know each other and ironed out any unknowns before doing the nkwo sa peto.    It is good to know beforehand of where you stand in a relationship or marriage.  

I know I am long winded but BITE ME!  

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=857551.msg10076097#msg10076097 date=1327864677][color=#000030]Freewill means we can do whatever we please? How about everyone starts applying freewill and freedom of choice in whatever they do! The next step? Chaos!

Freedom of choice and the freewill line is off point! I could pick a lot of loopholes with my eyes closed.[/color][/quote]So you won't take me to the abortion clinic?

pendo89:
lmao so Potato travelled to UK from Thailand? and cuddlemi is in Thailand?  
Wait a sec.I thought it was an Onion and a Tomato.
See by the time we get to page 10 of this thread we shal be talking about cucumbers and lettuce.
The recipe will change.

I am hoping for garlic and bell peppers.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=857551.msg10075963#msg10075963 date=1327863560][color=#000030]Because you can, makes it right? So we should do as we please simply because we can? Scintillating! Let's rob a bank! [/color]
[color=#000030]Pls dont tell him when you run into complications as a result of it! [/color][/quote]Many things we do doesn't have to be right that is why it called FREE WILL or FREEDOM OF CHOICE. We can either do it or not and suffer whatever consequences.

Would you take me to the abortion clinic brother? No, I won't tell him.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=857551.msg10075850#msg10075850 date=1327862385][color=#000030]Why please?[/color][/quote]Without referring to Bible?  Because I can.  

pc guru:
^^^^ i doubt that,

Why you doubt that?  I wouldn't even tell him that I am pregnant so he wouldn't even know.  

pendo89:
damn was just about to ask where that came from.Oh where did Ms potato go??

That's the name Cuddlemil gave her friend.  Right?     It is Ms. Potato?!!!!  Fainted.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=857551.msg10075814#msg10075814 date=1327861988][color=#000030]Mrs C, the only solutions available: Abort or Dont abort!

[/color][/quote]If it was ME carrying Chima's baby, I would abort.  Simple.

pendo89:
hahahah. it beats me.
shes may not even be religious! Its common sense and the consequences we should be talking about here.
As a christian I will tell her not to abort cz its sin.But imagine trying to talk an aethist or non religious fellow out of abortion.You cant quote scriptures! you apply knowledge.She must decide what is best fr her and be ready to carry the cross.

That's why I said a few pages ago that if she is religious or spiritual then she can confer with God to help her make a decision and MANY PEOPLE took that out of context as if I was referring to the BIBLE.

I was only giving her different angles that she could seek help that she feels better suits her. If she isn't religious nor spiritual then it doesn't make sense to thump her with the Word. It is like trying to teach a blind man how to drive.

I am more concern about her state of mind and what she is going through and not who she worship. So you are right we should be suggesting solutions or ideas that she can use.

Some people quoted scriptures about wives that doesn't pertain to Tomato and she doesn't have to confer with the guy in question if she chooses to. If she was married then that is a different issue.

The woman isn't married so she isn't bound to the verses regarding to wives. She is a single mother that needs to make a decision BEST FOR HER.

Simple.

Women doesn't need men.

Still LMAO@Nigerian men don't chase East and North African women.

Some girls doesn't like going out alone and some girls do. It is a matter of choice and opportunities.

When going out with a group of positive and fun girls, it is far better than going out with a dude who face is up his arse. Many girls should know that.

talina:
@poster,   Nobody can have s$x for 2 weeks and not know that pregnancy is very possible .It cannot be called a safe time for that long! On some level they both knew that it was possible to concieve,sadly. Your friend must live with herself at the end of the day so only she can decide what to do. The answer is there for her to find,I think, if she listens to that voice inside. After she decides, wouldnt it be right to inform the man, so at least he can learn something from this too? What a terrible mistake to throw caution to the wind! Im sorry for your friends dilema now and Im sure she has learned a very tough lesson.

I was wondering that as well because I was like how can she assumed she is safe from pregnancy for two weeks and maybe she miscalculated her cycle.  Sometimes women spots before the actual period even if it is two weeks later.  It is unknown why women spots before actual menses and some women who doesn't know her cycle precisely can misconstrued spotting with actual menstruation.  

Depending on a woman's cycle, she can be "Safe" 7 to 14 days before she needs to wear a condom, but it is not common.  

Although it is both of their responsibilities, she is ultimately the one that will suffer the most.  She should be cognizant in protecting herself especially if this is a one meet, one fluck session.

I know it is too late for her to "protect" herself from pregnancy, but this message really for other women who may be meeting guys online and considering having unprotected sex with guys they don't know personally.  It happens all the time and Tomato isn't the first one and won't be the last one.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=857551.msg10071150#msg10071150 date=1327790457][color=#000030]My question still stands, and WTH is Positive confessions? Are people on Nairaland that dumb that she cant get a positive reply from them?

Whether they are atheists or not is out of the question! They have come to Nairaland where there are non atheists for help! Why the fcck will atheists come to non atheists for help, and then ask non atheists to reply like atheists? That's some serious inconsequential bullshit! If you do not want religious answers, stay the fcck outta a forum predominantly dominated by religious folks, and go look for some gawddam atheist forum and seek help! [/color][/quote]My answer still stands and positive confessions is positive confessions.  

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=857551.msg10071043#msg10071043 date=1327789334][color=#000030]And how else is God supposed to "speak" with her? She has a brain and commonsense. Why should she be shy or lazy to use it?[/color][/quote]Again, I said if she is RELIGIOUS/SPIRITUAL then she can confer with God.   
Everyone's relationship with or without God is different.  I don't know how HE would speak to her but I am sure she would get more clarity if she seek POSITIVE CONFESSIONS than some suggestions from Nairaland.

Common sense isn't common these days.  Are you saying I should use condoms with my husband?