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All this wahala about replacing someone that doesn't please you what's next?  Replace her again if she doesn't cook your banku right? 

So what are you going to do keep replacing every time someone doesn't adhere to YOU?

MBJ

Please come sit near me. You have ruptured my side.

[quote author=Eiregirl link=topic=756922.msg9133337#msg9133337 date=1315859658][/quote]You sure the hell fooled me.  _{Watch it will pass most people.}

Gendo, why are you taking these nuts serious?

r231

I just seen your wedding pictures. Were the pictures taken by a digital camera?

Your worse nightmare.

Oooooh I am scared of being e-shot.  Why are you concern with my status?

Tosinville:
^thats funny but u know am not ugly like you LOL

He is ugly.

MRbrownJAY:
my balls are only meant for smacking against coochie, pls desist from using my balls in any of your hom.osexual insults.

No homo insult intended.  But you spoke about bastards and I was directing him to your balls as your post.

NubiLove:
There was a girl (her name is Blessing) I was dating that was asking me for N25,000 because she was broke, some months earlier she had given me her password to her email because she wanted me to send a Job application. I checked her email and she had a total of N320,000 in GTB and FinBank! Guys be smart, these girls play these sillly tricks to increase their bank accounts! Thank GOD i had not given her the money before I checked her email!

She was dumb.

ZE:
this topic has reduced my respect for Mrs Chima.(less 5% only)

All because I said the girl didn't tell the whole story? Reduce it to 100% and ride on MBJ's balls.

The truth be told!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=757021.msg9131827#msg9131827 date=1315845612]Mrs, Chima. errmm  you not really a wifey material. And I mean it in a good way [/quote]Good. That mean you will stay off my nuts from now on right?

kokoye:
^^^

Still trying to get in . .they aint offering me an admisison yet . .until I get my G E D.

maybe you could put in a word for me . .pretty pls

Ask Reality he is in the area.

pinkrex:
Whats the difference?

Go check the dictionary for the meaning of 'spice'

Sugar is sweet. That's difference. Go check the dictionary for the meaning of these nuts.

kokoye:
LOL

were you not EVER taught in that compton community school that love is supposed to be blind??

I wouldn't know what Compton teaches seeing you would have to be a resident to attend CCS.

Is that where you got your Certified Nursing Assistant certificate?

Why would he want to be with a woman that doesn't love him?

Oh I forgot who I was asking. Never mind.

I have been giving salt tongues!

Nigerian girls beg men for money and Nigerian men go beg foreigners for money.

Who do you think the Nigerian girls getting the begging from?

Is that what your "girl" told you?

r231:
hahahaha. . . . . not only singlet, i will buy you wife beater too

With the flowers?

r231:
you know what, I am like that and my wife knws that i am not stingy

its just the way that i am programmed. . . . . . so you have to ask me

just cus you are telling me dont mean you want my help and my wife clearly understand that yea she have to ask me if needed. . . . . well that was b4 we got married

You are stingy!!!!  I asked you to buy me a singlet and you went on sabbatical for nine weeks!

Eiregirl:
No, I asked because your post said that you know for sure people with partners wouldn't be worrying about if other people have partners or not. They are too busy investing in theirs.

You seem to worrying a lot about the "hoes" in Germany & the USA doing ANYTHING they can to get black "joystick"

Oh I take it you German.  Truth hurts huh?  I guess you didn't read my response to someone who brought up the Germany poo and someone asking me if I know from facts or fiction. 

And keep tabs to everything I say.  You seems to be intrigued.  Join the fan club.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=756922.msg9131503#msg9131503 date=1315842892]Mrs Chima been lookin for a man on Nairaland since 1975. (true story) [/quote]White women told a few you all that you look handsome and now you think everybody looking for you all on NL.  

How sad.

[quote author=deal_ordea link=topic=756922.msg9131515#msg9131515 date=1315842975]She continue to loose alot of customers!!! better stay put and fast so God will eventually answer your NL Prayers. [/quote]You better hope your "girl" isn't out there tricking for kobo instead of obsessing on what I am doing.

If you start itching just aim the gun toward your temples.