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REALITY101:
Mrs. Chima with all due online respect (just for this moment) I have few questions for you.

1, Are you a house wife?

2, Do you have a job?

3, Are you a nl addict? "ok disregard this one I think I know the answer"

4, Are you getting daily allowance from Seun?

5, Do you at least get up sometime and stretch of off the computer or whatever thing you're browsing on?

6, Do you even have any form of outdoor activity?

Even on my longest vacation or stay off from NL I still come back to see you on every thread on NL no matter the time. Yea I know we share the same time zone or with probably 2 or 3 hours diff that is if you're in the U.S

No offense, just curious. Hope you don't twist or ridicule the answers

OP pardon me, I didn't wanna open a thread for this

If you can take an online vacation (coughing) and come back (coughing) and know that I am online all day that proves you are a liar.  It is amazing that you are busy and still have time to record chatter's activities.  You are indeed jobless. 

I would ask if you are a Joystick sucking and Joystick in the booty gay, but SAFO and I know you won't tell the truth. 

I hope that answers all of your questions.  No offense. 

OP, you can have your thread back.  (Sorry for drop kicking your boy)

2buff:
<cork>
Mrs Chima is a quiet person in real life. she just likes to form here . No offienccfee
</c0rk>

What's with the cork thing?

eniolaboy:
hello

Were that for me or OP?

kemmeye:
Hahahahahaha thats funny as hell

I had to throw in a few, "Yeah, I hear you baby" and "You are right" (not knowing if he was asking me if I wanted to slap myself) so he doesn't get suspicious.

omega25red:
your home girl is probably going to regret doing this.
she also has issues because she is controlling and knows it and her reason for looking in Nigeria is to find a man she can rule over?
Contrary to what she thinks Nigerians aint suffering like some hungry mofo in Somalia. if she marries the dude he would take the bullshyte until the day he gets his papers and she will be single again for sure

OP said the girl is from Imo state so I am assuming she is Nigerian as well.

kelz88:
Lol. Too broke to afford 10k na marriage. Abeg. I no fit laugh. She should meet him first and get a feel of what he's like in real life. All this internet relationship sef. I tire! And this same chick will be doing shakara for the guys she dey meet for that side. Anyway, who am I to come between 2 people in love ?!

Exactly. Why would she marry someone that can't even afford a bowl of eba? Something don't sound right with the story.

10k for a music record?

tellwisdom:


ex actor and actress 3 No offense intended

Shut your ignant arse up fool.

mcnepow:
Oouchh!
that hurts. . .

Yawns.  Epic Fail.   

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=889173.msg10358348#msg10358348 date=1331222983]mRS chima met Mr Chima on a p.orn site.     Its no big deal!! [/quote]It was Alvin and the Chippendale's.  Get it right!  He was wearing an elephant sock over his third leg and a bow tie.   

You keep begging for punny online. 

Goldieluks:



+100
Not all men would sit back and watch their wives foot the bill of a lunch/dinner date! Especially married men. Am sure some single guys does same.

My husband told me a wife don't pay for her husband's meals.  Then he went on about how he is a provider and started quoting scriptures.  I think I watched a movie in my mind for the rest of the lecture.  He can talk. 

kemmeye:
If its the first date you should probably let him pay. cuz if you do it might make him feel less of a man

That's true.  I always offer to cook him meals as a thank you.  I think it is fair and it shows that you are appreciative.

OP

Don't listen to those fools that said you are competing with 20 years olds.  Just because a chick is young doesn't mean that the man will be happy with her. 

Just focus on healing and reassess what you want in life.  You deserve to have a man that loves you for you regardless of your age. 

29 years old is young.   Please don't accept just anything to have a man. 

Think about what I said. 

Ammy

I have no problem paying for my husband's dinners (on a date) sometimes but I will never be able to because my husband will not accept it.

He said it is an offense to him so I don't offer at all. We don't eat out much anyways. Home cooked meals are the best in my opinion especially when I can cook better than most chefs.

Even though the girl is from Nigeria, she is still a residence of America so therefore a foreigner and the guy is willing to bow down for papers.

My previous comment still remains.

All Nigerians aren't cut from the same fabric. (Thank Goodness)

Jaybee and Koyoke, although both are old and Nigerian have different viewpoints.

Good Girl:
And does being in a relationship for 10 years cause that?

Don't mind SAFO. (him spechul)

smh@safo

I am not for quick engagement, but damn sure not for long engagement. 

In the first six months, a man will know whether you are the one or not.  He had his answers apparently. 

Watch the movie, "He is not that into you".  Many women need to see and embrace it. 

Good luck on your next relationship.

LMAO@Two years later

OP

Take your time and marry the right man. It would be well worth the wait. Do not follow dumb arse women who have fallen to pressure because they didn't want to be the last one standing.

Enjoy your life and your Prince Charming will come on time.

Go out and meet different people and keep your legs closed.

Another DUMB ARSE FOREIGNER. oops. I didn't mean to type that out loud.

What's the hell is attention?

Why would a grown arse man walk around with a protruded dick in public?

Expose his name because his pending victims could be on Nairaland reading your post.

pendo89:
A RAT RACE CHIMA. A VAIN RAT RACE.

Somalis won't take anything unless you address it from a religious point of view.

I bet he looks like a rat too.

I accidentally googled African Beef Bone and lawd have murcee! 

Congolese men do have some big arse  .

Sorry wrong thread! 

That's true, some girls starts at the tender age of 8 years depending on their puberty maturation stage.

I have seen clients not even a teenager have hips and chest like a grown woman.

r231:
Gbam

I am not Igbo and thinks money is pretty.

Onyche! You lost your shoe?