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Some of the biggest hoes are in church.

I would like to be the director. I would like to look over the script and add some funny scenes to the mix.

[size=44pt]Noooooooo. [/size]

(taking off clothes and running outside shouting Nooooooooo)

onila:
well your quite funny

Aww. You are so kind.

talina:
You could say that about many of the threads here!

Precisely.  I knew Romance section was going down the drain when someone asked if they can ask for their dowry back because the wife is stubborn.   

Another dumb arse thread, What is the difference between Nigerian men and other African men?

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=864437.msg10176865#msg10176865 date=1329007073]
Biko, tell am![/quote]I am trying sista!   

born2fuck:
you are not let out of this, you leave your husband on bed alone and you are here posting at this times, don't do bullshit and go join your man in bed, its too late for married woman to be on nairaland by 1 am, its called bullshit

You want my husband don't you?

It isn't night time in my neck of the woods!!       

I am not in Nigeria boo boo.   

LMAO@oldest wife

Nukka, you are older than me!

Wow. People are debating about door opening?

Listen men, some women do not care for door opening and some women do. If you open a door for a woman because you want to then do not expect a thank you. It is a courtesy to say thank you after someone does something for you even if you don't ask for it, however not everyone have etiquettes.

If you don't want to open the door, you are not by force to do so. There are much serious matters in this world worthy of a debate.

born2fuck:
I have been in successful relationship till now, i was posting in response to a post on nairaland, whom is tolerating bullshit. . The last time my heart was broken was june 2007 and i met a new girl september 2007 and she is still with me till now. . . If you people want to cry. .  . You better do. . Lol

You are still with the same girl since 2007 and you are CHASING ROKIATU?

Oh! That's right some individuals are into polygamous relationships.

I am the funniest girl in America.

Some women aren't hunters and some women are hunters.  Different strokes for different folks.  

Not all women will chase men around like a Hot dog in heat, but many will wait patiently for that man to come even if she doesn't meet the man of her dreams.  

Some women who have low self esteem will experience harsh rejection because they already feel they aren't worthy but a man rejecting them confirmed their personal opinion of self.  

Patience and being realistic in toasting is the best way to go on both sides.  Some people have strange notions of what their relationship should be instead of letting it be.  

Many will hunt and find the worst prey and many will hunt and find the best prey.  It is the matter of knowing what you want, being honest about what you want, and embracing the compatibility of the individual that you want.  

Toasting is easy, but selection is difficult for most.

Neither one of us will stop romance in our marriage and the only thing that kills marriage is a dead heart/mind.

I wish you all well in your marriages. It looks like many of you guys need it.

REALITY101:
Who broke your heart bro

Exactly.

Chima and I only have family and close friends on FB and we all respect each other privacy.

born2fuck:
abeg soji yourself but i love the way you cry on rokiatu matter, even if i am bleeping her,the best you can do is hold fan for us

Aww. You are offering me a spot in your dream? I am flattered really.

tellwisdom:
Sweerie, all spoken words has its own gravity when it comes to taking effect; whether now or later. But mine is goin 60-40=Mom winning the vote

I can always have millions of gurls to love as my wife, but u cant have 2 women to love as your mom

Your wife can always have millions of men to love, but your mom cant have 2 children to love as her son # Roger 

What are you smoking? Do it make you itch?

tellwisdom:
Bro, you are living in the past. If you must live long, go close to your mom and stay a bit far from your wife

Would you think the same way after marriage?

Talk is cheap.

TroyJay:
Between my mother and my girlfriend? My Mother
Between my mother and my wife? My Wife.

I love my mother dearly. Getting married doesnt stop that love for my mother. Simultaneously i love my wife as well. Where the love for my wife tips the scales is the fact that she will become the mother of my children. Mothers are not replaceable, but legal laws binding marriage does not make provision for any man to come between a man and his wife. . . Mothers included.

As long as i'm not married, mother's love all the way!

Hey Sexkillz.

rokiatu:
Hmmm is no rocket science sweetie. When strangers say sh iit abt you, you just laugh it off/ignore them.

I have seen so many people who have been called worst and hated on here then you sweetie.

Mr Chima AND Mrs. Chima
Miss darkskin
Hotie Tima
Rokiatu (Opps did I just write my own name? )

So you see hunni, you are not the only one. Thats the essence of nairaland. Getting abuse, and insuted by low life losers who are below your class.

Just look as it as fine entertainment you will be fine.

Correction

Flashaldrin:
I swear the two of you are pathetic!! Esp onila. Like wtf is this??

And you responded to our pathetic comments with your pathetic arse huh?   

tellwisdom:
Sweerie, Everybody dont like big yansh chicks, but i do . You shld be loving me more

No thanks. My husband handles it very well.

Trust me I have been called things worse than you by pathetic Nairlanders and I just laugh at them. 

Don't take anything they say personal and you will be okay.   

born2fuck:
Who? Rokiatu, she is human right and she eat, drinks,poo in toilet and she walks around the street too,no big deal, let's wait and see , time says it all and you should stick to your husband please or you want use jealousy commit adultery with me?

[size=44pt]LMAO@jealousy [/size]

Trust me, I wouldn't even spit/piss on you if you were on fire.

Keep dreaming boo boo.

This subject has been discussed TO DEATH.

From a medical perspective, many doctors recommend that women wait at least six weeks to have sexual intercourse after childbirth. Although, many women do not follow the advice it will not hurt the woman nor the child.

Having a child is very stressful on the woman's body and giving her the break and RESPECT will go a long way. Do what you have been doing before you met your wife/girl------MASTURBATE.

You last only 2 minutes right? Be considerate.

rokiatu:
Wow wifey great advice.

I luv this line.

Thanks wifey!
I am trying to make a clean exit so I can get with Van Vicker, but Chima isn't having it.

born2fuck:
One day, Rokiatu and Hotie Tima will mistakenly post Unclad pictures with the way they change pics everyday,I will be looking at their profiles everyday too. I no fit tire lai lai because I have truly wish to date Rokiatu,sorry for beig rude

That's why you have dreams to dream about the things you WILL NEVER HAVE. Hope it keeps you warm at night.

tellwisdom:
Mshew chima, she dates anything Who is sexhyshitz??

**SPITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSS **

You need to get over your jealousy and insecurity. You will be okay.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=867174.msg10162251#msg10162251 date=1328826781][color=#000030]First of all, he is a wimp! = +1000
Your family got her for you = +1000
You never knew her, and didnt bother to know her = -5000
You married her? Yes! = - 10,000
What is the problem with the marriage? She is stubborn! Is that all? Yes! = -5000
You sent her packing to cool her head? Yes! Twice? Yes! = -10,000
You cant even control your wife? Yes = -20,000
And you want her dowry to be returned to you? Yes! Slap yourself wimp! = -50,000
You are old enough to live with the consequences of your decision! Therefore, shying away from your responsibilities makes you a sorry loser. No one forced you to marry her. Your family only got her for you, you married her, live with her! Stubbornness is not a valid ground for divorce!
For your ignorance about divorce = - 100,000[/color][/quote]Positive feedbacks: 2,000
Negative feedbacks: 200,000

Outcome: OP don bleeped up mathematically.   

(waiting on Sexkillz)

No. Traditional proposal stance has been out of style decades ago.

There are woman who have been proposed to via emails, Facebook, Skype, text messages, and letters.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=867791.msg10167988#msg10167988 date=1328894873]Mrs Chima <<<<<<< Lesssbian [/quote]I have been called worse by much pathetic individuals.