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Health › Re: Pls Help A Brother. by MrSly(m): 10:57pm On Jul 11, 2023
Owa444:
It started last June when i woked up early morning, i was very weak and tired i couldn't able to eat, so i waited for almost a week whether i will be okay but no improvement.

So i went to the hospital i was asked to conduct a test and the test came out as h.pylori that i have ulcer and indigestion problem .

The doctor recommended some drugs to me like Omeprazole, amoxicillin and Clarithromycin. After taking all the drugs i still feel the symptoms.

I went back to the hospital the doctor told me to take another test, i told the doctor that i don't have any money so they told me to increase the dosage of all the drugs.

After that still same thing, i dont what to do again. what's bothering me now it is the way i'm losing a lot of weight, people are asking if i'm sick i will just lie to them that I'm keeping fitness thats why/

I have taken alot of blood tonics and fruit's still my weight didn't improve any bit. I noticed anytime i eat or finished eat that is when the symptoms will wake up like i want to throwing up, increased in belching, infact i dey pooping like woman about ot give birth.

I always have to forced the poop out, abeg make una help me check weda some foods wey i dey eat dey make d symptoms worst like apple, watermelon, banana, chin-chin, indo-mie, biscuits,rice ,sometimes like semovita.

i don't eat hard food if i do dat means I'm looking for problem, abeg my people make una help me again d matter don tire me, i would have liked to go back to the hospital but i don't have any money now to conduct another tests.

i need an advise what to do infact excess of drinking alot of water do make me belches, anything i eat will trigger the symptoms, sometimes the thing go dey be like say fire dey inside my belle dey dance.
I am not a medical doctor but what you described was pure ulcer symptoms. Take it serious cos it does some level of harm, real harm if left untreated.
Business › Re: Foreign Portfolio Investments In Equities Rises By 4472% In Nigeria by MrSly(m): 10:41pm On Jul 11, 2023
LegendHero:
Lol if you go outside the country, no one will even know who the bleep is Obi of Onitsha when mentioning true royalty. Mention Ooni of Ife anywhere and see how the they stan true Royalty.


The richest king in Nigeria is a Yoruba king from Ondo. He can buy Obi of Onitsha palace and convert it to a parking garage.

Lastly, Tinubu can buy Obi of Onistha and his whole generation and still have more surplus. That’s how useless that Igwe is.
Ajegunle or Ogun isn't outside the country.
Romance › Re: I Thought Church Marriage Is The Cheapest Marriage by MrSly(m): 10:10pm On Jul 10, 2023
KunleAkingbadeh:
Go to any Government Registry at any Local Government Secretariat.

You can't spend more than 30k to obtain the Certificate.

The Church has no constitutional right to conduct marriages. What they do is solemnization which literally translates to Blessing of Marriage.

God bless your home!
The law by any means has no place in marriage. It is a secret affair not legal affair.
Business › Re: Foreign Portfolio Investments In Equities Rises By 4472% In Nigeria by MrSly(m): 10:00pm On Jul 10, 2023
LegendHero:
He learnt the drug business from Obi of Onitsha. The warrant Chief you people call Igwe.

I heard Obi will soon sell his palace to Tinubu so he can use it for his new drug hub.

That’s why thousands of Anambra youth are languishing in prisons abroad for drug trafficking. Tinubu carefully orchestrated that.
You can bleat even harder I don't even know you are bleating. However, Tinubu but is a drug Lord who forfeited his fortune to save his head NOT Obi. For your information your low self esteemed traditional rulers can't even measure in the affairs of real men.
Politics › Re: Stephen Mouka: Obidients Ridiculed As "Eluuu-P" Singer Was Spotted In Workshop by MrSly(m): 2:33pm On Jul 10, 2023
NwekeUG:
Stephen Mouka, a Labour Party (LP) supporter and the man behind the popular "Eluuu-P" chant, was recently spotted in his workshop where he labours for his daily bread, IGBERETV reports.

Idris Ibrahim Kalgo, a supporter of Atiku Abubakar shared the photos on his Twitter page, with the caption;



https://twitter.com/kalgo_idris/status/1677626554191339520?t=QWtKOf88ASfFc8NzPf-U8w&s=19

Below are some reactions to his tweet.

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The writer of this thread has maggot up his head instead of brain.
Family › Re: Genotype Issue. Please Be Rational ( I Am Not A Religious Person) by MrSly(m): 2:24pm On Jul 10, 2023
Bolt458:
I am not writing this for religious people to come with their funny talks, I am just putting this out here to hear from people who might have tried this methods or who heard about this methods and still proceeded or did not. I want to hear your experience. I have been dating someone for 5 years now, it happened that I began to see her as someone I would want to spend my life with. Last year we did our genotype test and we were both AS. Now , I know some of you will say this should be the first thing you ask when you meet someone but c’mon, would you say people in university that are dating now, would ask their sef that question? That theory is only feasible when you are single and ready to get married and want to start a new relationship, then you can always ask, but we all know some of our relationships started when we no Dey even see marriage in the nearest future, all of a sudden you just see them as the right person and you take the bold step. Now, I had to meet my family doctor here in Canada, I explained to him my current situation and he referred me to a GENETIC COUNSELOR. I am trying to take the necessary steps cause I am not ready to bring in a child with Sickle cell to this world, and I am not leaving anything to faith. A fone appointment was set with the counselor and we spoke at length. She told me that in every foetus, there is a 25% chance that we can get an SS child. Now , how do we mitigate this percentage to the barest minimum I asked as I am not even ready to bring in a sickler to this world. She gave me three options, I would rather say two because the last involves test when the baby comes, and that is out of the question.

Option 1:
A) CVS: They take a sample of the fluid in the womb through her vagina, at 12 weeks to test, if it’s good then fine, if not we have to terminate.

OR

B) At 16 weeks, they take the fluid using a needle directly from her womb, and if it’s SS , they terminate. Both procedures are cover by the government and we don’t need to pay a dime.

Now, she assured me that abortion is a very safe procedure if done properly, and it is even a bigger risk that one can die from a penicillin injection or carrying a pregnancy to term than any harm during an abortion.I know many people would come here and say abortion is this and that but let us be frank to ourselves. If you were told that the child in your womb would have cerebral palsy, or Down syndrome or a neurological disorder, would you still keep that pregnancy? Is there a 100% assurance that two AA people would give birth to a healthy baby? I have come to a realization that pregnancy is just a risk that people take, cus you really don’t know how your child would turn out.


Option 2:
PGD. This is just like IVF, where they would select the genotype before they insert back to the womb. She told me the government doesn’t cover this, and it could cost between $10K- $40k. However she mentioned, just like IVf, it is not guaranteed as it can fail and your money is gone.

I discussed this with my girl in Nigeria and she said she was fine with option 1a. I then asked her, that if the first, second are SS would she still remove it. She accepted. I would not lie to you, this girl is everything I want in a woman. I am not just looking at just love because I know love fades with time, but she is a really nice person, and has a good character. She has always been like this from my days in Nigeria because I was with her before I moved outside. Now after finding out our genotype, I tried to get into a relationship with AA. The first one Dey nigeria, she is a nice person, beautiful, but I just didn’t like her or feel attracted to her. She got tire and we just free ourselves, the second one is here in Canada, I just don’t like this one . Please note, I never slept with any of these ladies because I feel it’s not fair.


Now my question is for those who knew all this and still proceeded, how did it work out for you?

I repeat, don’t come here to tell me about how abortion is this and dat. Cus I know if they tell any of you that your child would be abnormal, 90% of you will go for the abortion
What I heard now did not happen in Nigeria. The government paying for a citizen's medical experience.

Prove me right.
Politics › Re: Who Healed The President? - Tayo Ogunbiyi by MrSly(m): 2:18pm On Jul 10, 2023
Business › Re: Foreign Portfolio Investments In Equities Rises By 4472% In Nigeria by MrSly(m): 2:00pm On Jul 10, 2023
LegendHero:
Stop crying. The government is just 1 month and few weeks.

To build a country, it doesn’t take only 2 month. When the FG start rolling out the necessary program that’ll serve as palliative to the people, things will start to change.

All this indices you are seeing are what contributes to stability in the long run. Relax and stop being an angry bird over every positive Nigeria news.
We once had such patience for Buhari. Now the drug Lord is definitely up to corruption.
Business › Re: If You Earn 2.5m Everymonth How Do You Invest? by MrSly(m): 1:06pm On Jul 09, 2023
KingintheNorth:
Guys I'm asking for a friend , if you are based abroad and earn 2.5 million naira after tax, what would you invest in Nigeria??
Find a trusted person either relative or friend and explore real estate business.
Politics › Re: Owerri Residents Scamper For Safety As Unknown Gunmen Terrorize Akwakuma by MrSly(m): 11:16am On Jul 09, 2023
Nvestor02:
Sit at home remain the only way to get Nnamdi Kanu out of prison. He did nothing for Government to be punishing him. Self determination is not a sin in everywhere in the world.

If Government refuse to release Nnamdi Kanu, will keep kpaiing our people in south East, we will burn out the whole region.

There won't be any peace in the region, since that is the only language that the government understand.

Biafra must be free, We are Israelites, we fear nobody.
Whether you wrote what you foolishly believe in or you meant to be sarcastic you are still very mad, either way.
Politics › Re: Top 10 Nigerian Electricity Discos With The Highest Revenue In Q1 2023 by MrSly(m): 9:55pm On Jul 08, 2023
LegendHero:
What’s the difference between Kano 3 states and Enugu 5 states?

Infact from the data up there, the NW generate more electricity revenue than the SE.

It seems the SE are the actual parasite.

—Kano + Kaduna Disco = NW (22.6bn)
—Enugu = All SE (18.9bn)
Many of you here are unreasonable.
Car Talk › Re: How Did You Choose Your First Car? by MrSly(m): 4:33pm On Jul 08, 2023
Liked Toyota Sienna. Just had to buy it. That's my first car and still serving me well.
Education › Re: After having Said And Done, I Realized I Got 249 - Mmesoma Ejikeme by MrSly(m): 2:38pm On Jul 06, 2023
khalling2008:
What do you expect from the region where their elders were claiming 1st position when the result categorically shows their elders won 3rd position?

They lost election, they want to cancel Inec. They failed the exam, they want to cancel Jamb

The region where 99.9% are believing in counterfeit products.

The region where they believe that a prostitute is better than a housewife.

The region where thousandnaire are claiming billionaire.

The region where 99.9% of the people believing that their success is in the southwest if you don't believe me ask where the criminal girl took as a 1st, 2nd, and 3rd choice in her jamb.
You nailed it my dear. You can't be more correct. You perfectly described family household. No mistake at all.
Phones › Re: How Can i Unlink a Phone Number From NIN? by MrSly(m): 11:20am On Jul 01, 2023
Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] You are a fraudster (aka Yahoo boy). If not why would you want to remove the NIN if you do not have an ulterior motive...
You know nothing. What made you assume such?
Education › Re: Parents, Students Cry Out As Universities Hike Fees by MrSly(m): 10:14pm On Jun 30, 2023
specialmati:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin they went and followed touts and agberos that knows nothing about going to school to vote their tasks master. if i hear pin again na thunder go fire that person.no one should complain oooh
No one voted the agbero. Stop making it to look as if he has any mandate. The chain smoker failed woefully and stole the mandate in connivance with one Shameless yakubu, a fellow member of shameless grand fathers association.
Politics › Re: Electricity Tariff: More Multinational Companies May Exit Nigeria — MAN by MrSly(m): 9:58pm On Jun 30, 2023
SmartPolician:
You cannot claim to love your country and be jubiliating when you read bad news about it.

Yes, I campaigned and voted for Peter Obi too, but always rejoicing whenever you read bad news about Nigeria shows you never loved the country in the first place!

You guys need to check yourselves!
Nigeria is not worth loving. In fact no right thinking man will love Nigeria of monkey dey work baboon dey chop. I hate Nigeria with all my strength. I am proud that I do.
Politics › Re: Yuguda: A Certain President Chose Not To Remove Subsidy To Protect His Life by MrSly(m): 6:42am On Jun 27, 2023
Corporate2020:
Okay nah. Not one President, but 5 coward idiotic nincompoopic Presidents.

What General Abdulsalami Abubakar, General Olusegun Obasanjo, General Muhammadu Buhari, Alhaji Umar Yar’Adua and Dr (Deacon) Goatluck Jonathan could not do over combined 26 years, Emilokan Adekunle Bola Ahmed Tinubu did it in the first 30 minutes of his government. Now, we know the real GENERAL.

The fraudulent fuel subsidy is gone forever
Wen your emilakon president is still banking on fraudulent removal of non existing subsidy. Fuel enter this country at N80, including all cost. Yet one mad mm says he is removing subsidy and skyrockets price to 520. Cabals jeep milking Nigeria and patriotic wannabes like you keep praising them blindly. Nigeria has the highest number of myopic youths. Walahi!!!!
Family › Re: I Want To Run Away From Home by MrSly(m): 3:31pm On Jun 10, 2023
Girlee:
I'm just an eighteen years old female child who would be turning nineteen in Five months time.
I'm a little girl with the brains of a wise old man.
I'm a counselor, motivational speaker, inspirational writer and an upcoming writer.
Nobody knows me as "Girlee"; not even me. I know that's stupid. I just had to come up with this "Girlee" I really don't fancy.
For some reasons I still can't decipher, I couldn't create an account here with my actual "social media" name (still my real name though).
I've counselled the married, singles and those in courtship. I've motivated so many and inspired a whole lot on the planet and things turned out great for them. But the thing is: who will and can counsel the counselor?

Tonight, I'm broken as I've never been before.
I've sat for jamb thrice now and in all, I scored above 200.
Why didn't I gain admission?

Continuation...
Scoring 225 without admission. It high time you learnt to go for change of course before it gets late. 225 and you wan do nursing abi law. Iranu!!!
Politics › Re: DSS Confirms Godwin Emefiele's Arrest by MrSly(m): 3:16pm On Jun 10, 2023
oyebanji44:
Emefool is charged with terrorism. ..he will be incarcerated and not be told for how long he would spend in tinubu's cage,same way like kanu.. grin grin grin

He is an ipob financial sponsor...just say bye bye to him
When senselessness speaks we know.
Family › Re: My Wife Has Not Allowed Me Touch Her by MrSly(m): 9:15pm On Jun 09, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
- so for the past 18months they couldnt afford to buy a door?
- is it so difficult for them to put a sheet on the door frame (for privacy)?
- how do they get dressed if there is no door for privacy?
- 4am sex when all the kids are asleep is out of the question too?
4am is one of those most enjoyable time to sleep. So you mean they should sacrifice a satisfying sleep on the alter of kpomo and pric.
Politics › Re: LP’s Legal Team In Court With HD TV As Channels TV Staff Is Called As Witness. by MrSly(m): 9:07pm On Jun 09, 2023
Nvestor02:
Lol, this is nothing but wasted effort.

Peter obi is so desperate to lead Nigeria. I always know that this man has a hidden agenda.

Is by force to rule Nigeria? Nobody steal his manHOOD.... En no even get manhood in the first place.

Agent of darkeness, no wonder he always wear black cloths every time.
To think that you are a human being bests my imagination.
Celebrities › Re: Simi Almost Denied Entry Into Passport Office For ‘Indecent Dressing’ by MrSly(m): 9:01pm On Jun 09, 2023
felong:
Nigerian girls just love anything that would make people see them as whores. Would it kill you to dress decently. When men begin to sexualize them they'll complain, oya dress properly they won't, they just love being naked. Na wa o
You should he looked for indecent dressing before commenting. Does that dress actually look indecent to you in the first place?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Experience With A Lady I Hired And Fired Last Week by MrSly(m): 9:49am On May 23, 2023
Or11:
There's something called a warning which is what you could have told her. Try this stunt in a developed world and watch her sue you.
Sue him under which condition? Or you thought his action was not based on existing condition of service. This is not about developed world, we are talking about breach of contract.
Pets › Re: The World’s oldest dog, Bobi, turns 31 years old today. by MrSly(m): 9:47pm On May 14, 2023
Olarewaju89:
Even him grandchildren don die finished.

I no won hear say they consult funeral for him o. Because this white people can do some stupid things some time.
If I get dog wey fit reach 20 years before death I would give it a befitting burial and 3 days funeral rite. Dogs are our best friends.
Politics › Re: What The Hausa People Like About The Igbos (Video) by MrSly(m): 9:39pm On May 14, 2023
sonnie10:
If people don’t talk about you, there is problem somewhere.
“ Igbos are self defended, they don’t defend on the government “
It seems I am missing the real meaning of this word this time around. Like kilode
Politics › Re: What The Hausa People Like About The Igbos (Video) by MrSly(m): 9:35pm On May 14, 2023
TimFisher2:
sad



Igbos travel all over the world. They are in North, South, East and all over the country.



In fact they are more educated than the rest of the tribe


Words on marble!
An undeniable reality
Food › Re: 20 Things About Hilda And Her Guinness World Record Marathon Cooking Attempt by MrSly(m): 8:16pm On May 14, 2023
Emu4life:
He said the truth.
Truth is relative. The hallucinated also have their own truth. So you are right that he really must have said your own truth.
Politics › Re: I Will Become President One Day - Peter Obi by MrSly(m): 8:14pm On May 14, 2023
Throwback:
So Emilokan is not a constitutional right within APC by its chief founder?

Hypocrite you are.


We have always told Obi to stop forming righteous when he is not different to any other politician out there.

There is no religious warfare that will make him President.

He has already expended his 1-trick joker.

He has no one to fool again except his tribesmen.
What is constitutional about turn by turn presidency? An elderly statesman should leave the work for those who have the strength. Tinubu is just desperate.
Politics › Re: Abure Fires Back At Apapa, Onanuga, Others by MrSly(m): 6:18pm On May 14, 2023
slashthroat:
Gringory really is an element of disunity.
Every party he has been in; APGA, PDP now LP he has caused division!
Nigerians thank Olodumare, Chineke and Allah we dodged a nuclear bomb
A wailing winner? What an absurd contradiction? Truly there is no peace for a mandate thief.
Politics › Re: Abure Fires Back At Apapa, Onanuga, Others by MrSly(m): 6:11pm On May 14, 2023
Majesty7:
All talk with no sense. He is just confusing his members.

The were to hear the suit and you remain suspended according to the court. Apapa the chairman or not can still be debated. This your show of stupidity will only make you look vulnerable to the judge and that could spell a Doom for you.

Accept the court ruling and if you want to appeal it, do that while stilll respecting the ruling of the previous court. You are just showing your stupidity and acting like someone high on cheap marijuana.

You better be careful. You will end up in jail and nothing will happen. There is a ruling already. If you don't like it, then you appeal but while you are on it, respect the standing order. A law knows no one and will be shamed if you are not careful. Happy Sunday
APC supporters are always very far from sense. It is not easy to think from the stomach and tribe.
Politics › Re: Abure Fires Back At Apapa, Onanuga, Others by MrSly(m): 6:09pm On May 14, 2023
Jones4190:
I still says it for the second time obi did not qualify to contest under labour party.
section 77(3) of the Electoral Act, 2022, mandated all political party to submit its comprehensive register of members to the (INEC) 30 days before its presidential primary.
Obi was still a member of the PDP at the time labour party summited their register to inec
“(He) resigned his membership of the PDP on 26 May 2022 and joined the Labour Party the following day being 27 May 2022.

“(Labour Party) conducted its Presidential Primary on 30 May 2022 which produced (Obi) as the candidate, That is to say, the said register of members must have been submitted to (INEC) on or before 30 April 2022.
“(Mr. Obi) as of 30 April 2022 was still a member of the PDP and his name was not and could not have been in the register of members submitted by (LP) to (INEC)”.
you see how obi will be humiliated soon, labour party don't even have a presidential candidate in the last election
This can only be either stark illiteracy or wishful thinking. However you are free to hallucinate.
Food › Re: 20 Things About Hilda And Her Guinness World Record Marathon Cooking Attempt by MrSly(m): 1:01pm On May 14, 2023
Odogwuzack:
Wow... She must be provided with necessary help plsss.

SS lady... Thank God she's not Igbo. We won't have to deal with "we won Guiness record for Nigeria" and other unnecessary noise.
The thread was sane until you came to exhibit your insanity.

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