Career › Re: Shell Graduate Programme 2022 - Nigeria by MrSuama(m): 8:37pm On Jul 22, 2022 |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 11:44pm On Jul 17, 2022 |
Oladeligt: Alhamdulilahi I made it, Mrsuama thanks for ur words of advice the other day, I really appreciate u sir. Congratulations sir, i am really happy for you, wishing you the very best. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 11:29pm On Jun 30, 2022 |
beta247: How I wish they released the final list together with the last selection board since it was not cancelled officially. Ya Arrahman! That would have been the fair thing to do. Ya Raheem. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Chevron Graduate Internship by MrSuama(m): 7:16pm On Jun 30, 2022 |
IgiveLadiesBj: The thread says graduate. The link says undergraduate When registering, it keeps requesting for undergraduate details not graduate. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by MrSuama(m): 10:37am On Jun 29, 2022 |
Gensanusi: I was at falgore last year too, 5 girls go naked Infront of one doctor, they will turn around, bend down naked. If you can't do it pack ur Kaya they go Tell Dem abeg. Know the standard. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by MrSuama(m): 9:26pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
error4040: You see the above, that's what I can't do bros
I just can't, people federal government pay millions monthly never went through this. Baba you no like Army na, if you do, wallahi you would dance naked sef. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by MrSuama(m): 9:25pm On Jun 28, 2022 |
Zikiblazer: Passed through this at NAF final Screening in NAF 402 Hospital Kaduna back in 2017......They later screened me out with Hernia during the Naked Physical Screening. I've never heard or seen where they detect Hernia by just looking at a Naked person..... I'm still pissed off till date that I had to go through all that and still get screened out.... Abeg tell them. I was also at Falgore last year for the first DSSC Course 26 selection board that was somewhat cancelled/inconclusive. The procedure was same. I also attended EFCC screening at Gombe State University in 2016, scaled the physical and results verification and was told, they would get in touch with me. I left Gombe on Friday, only to be told, an exam was held on Saturday night. I attended another screening in same venue in 2017, this time around I stayed back. After the physical and results verification on Friday, list of qualified candidates was pasted at the University gate, which I scaled through. We were kept waiting till afternoon before we started the exams. I did try my best in the exams though but never made the interview list like many of you did this year. Back then, the competition was damn tough. Things seem to be getting better though. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by MrSuama(m): 11:56pm On Jun 27, 2022 |
error4040: If na height sef e for better. Them go examine Una Nyash join am  Like seriously I go just de me and my fellow Comrade stand one MAN go come de Examine my Family (Gbola) come even say make I squat use torch shine my Nyash say him de look for PILE!
Abeg I no fit jare  I was examined by a female doctor at the NDA board selection interview in 2012. The tension of scaling through would not allow you think twice sef. Facing her naked, she asked how many balls I gat, I boldly told her two while holding them out. She asked me to cough, after which she said I should turn to back her, she then said I should bend to touch my toes, after which she ordered me to part my buttocks so she can peruse the area. Hmmmmm, no be today we don deh hustle Sha. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by MrSuama(m): 9:45pm On Jun 27, 2022 |
LINSAR: Why not just go for military jejely since na similar rugged training? I once saw EFCC passing out together with soldiers.Military still get rep more.
Though it all boils down to what you aim to achieve out of it. If he couldn't scale through the EFCC, then am damn sure he won't scale the military based on experience though not bad blood. The military take hight issues serious. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 6:36am On Jun 22, 2022 |
Luck you. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 10:20pm On Jun 21, 2022 |
Hope una no meet Captain Owai? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 10:19pm On Jun 21, 2022 |
Walex29: Amen...Thanks Senior man You're welcome. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 10:08pm On Jun 21, 2022 |
Walex29: Sadly we lost a candidate from my state today, after completing his interview with the board he had an accident on his way back to his base.
Rest well Donatus.. May the departed soul rest in peace. Congratulations in advance. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by MrSuama(m): 9:15am On Jun 11, 2022 |
error4040: DSS don shortlist?
I get two people wey still de wait for call o  Not yet. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 9:56pm On Jun 10, 2022 |
9icey: Can we report to falgore without all the referee forms signed anyone please? You will still have to find a way to sign it. Bros do you know how fierce a competition you are entering into? Even with all documents signed, you still have to scale the medicals and the last thing you would ever want is going into medicals with a disturbed mind. If you are close to any barracks, try and meet a recruit and explain your ordeal to him, he should be able to direct you to a Lt Col from your state who might be willing to help you after checking the genuineness of your indigene certificate. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Efcc Recruitment by MrSuama(m): 9:48pm On Jun 10, 2022 |
That's why I no bother myself. Las Las EFCC recruitment go be like that of DSS. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 5:17pm On Jun 09, 2022 |
thestreets: Baba e no possible. a lot of things no dey in place. u no go understand. I like d job die but i just have to let go. Toh, shikenan. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 8:00pm On Jun 08, 2022 |
Dannyhonda: You just made it easier for other candidates from your state. I wish you well Shey you know another list usually comes from defense headquarters? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 11:14am On Jun 08, 2022 |
thestreets: thanks boss. i will not be going bro. Kai jama'a! Only if you know how many people covet this slot you're about throwing to the air. Baba in the name of God honor the invitation. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 8:32am On Jun 08, 2022 |
zayyadidris: I have a question please, my NYSC is reflecting 2 names instead of 3 names which I use in all my certificate. I was given a letter from my school to take it to Abuja where it will be changed but the old one must have to be collected for them to issue me the new one. And it will take about 3 months to take effect. Can I still use my present NYSC certificate with the 2 names and the letter I was given from the institution without having any problem at the screening? You're covered. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 10:16pm On Jun 07, 2022 |
Oladeligt: Are u also coming to Falgore too sir? If Allah so wills. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 8:58pm On Jun 07, 2022 |
All I can tell you is that this is the fastest recruitment in the history of Nigerian Army. I stand to be corrected though. I have no answer to other questions. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 8:46pm On Jun 07, 2022 |
thestreets: One last question for people way get experience. [b] Will I be allowed to carry my laptop? [/b]i need am else them fit sack me
Abeg make una way don go through the system answer me pls. make i know wetin i go do Baba nobody cares about your laptop, it's how to charge it that should concern you. You would hardly have time to even go on the laptop cos of activities. My advice, go early and acquaint yourself with some people close to the kitchen so as to have where to charge the said laptop. You can also go with an extension box, get a female candidate to help you charge while you are carrying out your daily activities. Lastly, pray your data sim has service in the hostel area. The last time were there, network was sparse in the hostel area but news reaching me have it that there is a major service carrier everywhere now. All the best. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 5:53pm On Jun 06, 2022 |
Easy Ofiza no loud am.
Everybody here na boss, which makes it hard to guide anyone.
Every man for himself and God for all. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 11:36am On Jun 06, 2022 |
Oladeligt: Gentlemen pls I have a problem, I was among those shortlisted for the screening, but the problem I have now is that, my NYSC certificate won't be available until 7th of next month since that's when we will be doing our pop. Pls sirs what document do u think I can go with to stand in place of the certificate. I don't want to miss this opportunity Faith is the only document that should take you there. God's Grace is the only document that can make you scale through. Just pray that there is no serious competition in the Corp you applied for, that way, they have no option than to consider you. Bros many factors would be for or against you but be very steadfast in prayers. Lastly, try and resume early to get a mattress or sleeping mat and get relaxed before there medicals begins. Also carry some pepper, spices and fast food to augment what you would get from the kitchen. All the best. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 11:57pm On May 19, 2022 |
Ramirezsarki: See this baba, so you still here, taught you abandoned us For where, the baba still deh ooo |
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by MrSuama(m): 11:09pm On May 04, 2022 |
Hello house, is 42E still on? Mine is off. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 9:44pm On Apr 19, 2022 |
enesi009: Most veteran and applicant are tired due to the unfair nepotism /Godfatherism of the process of selection which is largely not free and fair. Boss where you been enter? |
Business To Business › Re: Ice Block Making Machine by MrSuama(m): 11:32pm On Apr 17, 2022 |
emeuzo: Thanks a lot, I have scrapped the 3 phase stuff, but my question is, can single phase compressors example 2.5 or 2 comfortably be used with larger pipes? Someone told me it's oversized. How true is that? It's not. There is a way technicians go about it. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 9:05am On Apr 15, 2022 |
Stringz1: Good morning sir,please under which of the available corps can a Lawyer apply? Sincerely speaking, I can't really say, since Law is sensitive and this present advertisement get as e be. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 9:03am On Apr 15, 2022 |
AirmanB: Well said, Sir. Here we go again! Naso. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by MrSuama(m): 12:58pm On Mar 31, 2022 |
The advent of social media has dealt a big blow to our reading culture and that's y with the repertoire of knowledge embedded in this thread some people still feel lost.
My advice, as a newbie, try and go through this thread from page 1 to present page, I promise you will come back and thank me.
Once again, I wish everyone the very best. |