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Jokes Etc › Re: I Pray Such Did Not Happen by MrTurkey(m): 3:08am On Nov 24, 2007

mtaiwo:
just let pray that such thing should not happen because if it happen,a good family will turn to to a worst animy

^{which thing can transform a good family to a worst animy?} grin

Jokes Etc › Re: Its A Game, Lets Play: How Come? by MrTurkey(m): 3:04am On Nov 24, 2007

^{for you guys to blunder at providing answers, i best not attempt solving this riddle}

Jokes Etc › Re: Adams First Mistake by MrTurkey(m): 3:01am On Nov 24, 2007

^{this is not funny at all, really}

Culture › Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by MrTurkey(m): 2:59am On Nov 24, 2007

^{purrs at the incomprehensible nature of the lingua and then exits sadly} sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Scam by MrTurkey(m): 2:56am On Nov 24, 2007

^{could you provide some more information, i'd like to bite into this deal, only i ain't gat teeth}

Jokes Etc › Re: Ghetto Parrot by MrTurkey(m): 2:38am On Nov 24, 2007

^{I knew that parrot once in a previous state of captivity. i trainedhim to be honest and blunt}

Jokes Etc › Re: Mad Men On The Loose by MrTurkey(m): 2:36am On Nov 24, 2007

^ooops

Jokes Etc › Re: Spot The Error/Errors by MrTurkey(m): 2:35am On Nov 24, 2007

^{uh oh, sorry this post here in error}

Jokes Etc › Re: Santa by MrTurkey(m): 2:32am On Nov 24, 2007

^{just one of the many reasons why christmas has got to be banned}

Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Your Wife To Her Knees by MrTurkey(m): 2:31am On Nov 24, 2007

^{this guy must definitely be a donkey}

Jokes Etc › Re: Snake Swallowing Large Object: What a Meal! by MrTurkey(m): 2:31am On Nov 24, 2007

for real? common now, get real grin

Jokes Etc › Re: First Tattoo by MrTurkey(m): 2:27am On Nov 24, 2007

^{ok bye}

Jokes Etc › Re: Bike Man In Warri by MrTurkey(m): 2:26am On Nov 24, 2007

^{good one there}

Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 2:24am On Nov 24, 2007

^{entertaining would be no christmas this year}

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 2:22am On Nov 24, 2007

^{what was that?}

Jokes Etc › Re: Brownies Exclusive by MrTurkey(m): 2:21am On Nov 24, 2007

brownsilk:
the man sees a third bird that is priced at three thousand dollars, so he asks the owner again why this bird is so expensive, well the owner replies, i have never actually seen this bird do anything but the other two call him boss

^{Hey, wait a minute, I remember that day, I was the third bird put up for sale. Yeah, after the parrot got sold, I organised an escape for me and the other chum. Now those were the days

Clucking while recollecting fond memories}

Jokes Etc › Re: My Love Letter To Clemcykul by MrTurkey(m): 2:10am On Nov 24, 2007

^{seems some people have been infected with the law of diminishing sight, the more you read, the less you see}

Jokes Etc › Re: Men & Women : The Differences by MrTurkey(m): 2:05am On Nov 24, 2007

^{does this gender analysis apply to specie other than humans?}

Jokes Etc › Re: Salary Theorem by MrTurkey(m): 2:02am On Nov 24, 2007

^{this has to be one of the funniest thread in the entire history of nairaland, one of them classics} cool

Jokes Etc › Re: whats the definition of fustration by MrTurkey(m): 1:57am On Nov 24, 2007

^{a lonely turkey on nairaland} sad

Jokes Etc › Re: Mission Accomplished: by MrTurkey(m): 1:54am On Nov 24, 2007

^{I contribute my hmmm to this thread}

Jokes Etc › Re: Abc Puzzle: Cn You Solve It? by MrTurkey(m): 1:48am On Nov 24, 2007

^{even my peanut sized brain could figure this one out}

Jokes Etc › Re: Obinrin Female Okunrin Male by MrTurkey(m): 1:41am On Nov 24, 2007

^ok

Jokes Etc › Re: is gay or not? removed by MrTurkey(m): 1:39am On Nov 24, 2007

^{a violent cackling, gobble gobble and a shrieking kee keeing, and immediately makes a run for the nearest exit}

^phew

Jokes Etc › Re: Love Dress by MrTurkey(m): 1:33am On Nov 24, 2007

^{i presume the guys iron is out of order}

Jokes Etc › Re: Banging And Banking by MrTurkey(m): 1:29am On Nov 24, 2007

^{what happens when the account is blank?}

Jokes Etc › Re: Idiots Everywhere by MrTurkey(m): 1:26am On Nov 24, 2007

^{the thread of idiocy}

Jokes Etc › Re: Damned If I Know by MrTurkey(m): 1:22am On Nov 24, 2007

ituen:
father - Migines
Mother - Clemcykul
Sister - Suga lips
Son - Biggerboy

^{Pet- Turkey}

Jokes Etc › Re: Construct A Sentence by MrTurkey(m): 1:14am On Nov 24, 2007

^{when was the last time you were the last to post there?}

Jokes Etc › Re: The 26 Year Old Girl by MrTurkey(m): 1:09am On Nov 24, 2007

^{clucking in approval}

Jokes Etc › Re: I Will Love To Be A: by MrTurkey(m): 1:02am On Nov 24, 2007

^{Sorry, but I fail to see the intent}

Jokes Etc › Re: Obsessions by MrTurkey(m): 12:59am On Nov 24, 2007

^{You know my puny brain, what is the obsession associated with the english name Dick? Could someone please tell? And please, I'm still tryin to know the meaning of the tongue emoticon}

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