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Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:58am On Nov 28, 2007

^psychotic

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:56am On Nov 28, 2007

tope_teadr:
d0nt , , , , ,,,,worry, i'll be c0ming t0 eAt u t0morrow' sInce u're, , , , . . . . a tUrk of A kiNDA. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , , , , , , . . . . . .

^{ooohhh, you're gone bro, warned you didn't i?}

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:48am On Nov 28, 2007

^{pre flu attack post:}

tope_teadr:
Lol u mean we should stop eating turkey meat, what would happen to the turkey i'm eating right now.

^{post flu attack posts:}

tope_teadr:
SorrY dude; . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , , I've g0t am antIflu, , , shieLd. . . s0 i can d0nt hv, , , , . . . . . . t0 w0rry 'bout that.
. . . . . , , , , whIch mean§ i hv 2 c0ntinue, , , eatinG mY turkey. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , .

^{check the intensity here:}

tope_teadr:
cAn , , , , , , u gIve me; *********** an xampLe . . . . . . . . . , , , , , , 0n hw i'm******** bEing, , , , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . , , , , , . . . , , , , , , , , , aFFected wit dA turkEy fLu. . . . . . . , , , . . , . , , .

^{the first post was coherent and clear, but subsequent posts, the imbecility and senility that the flu gives had started making you make disjointed sentences, hope you can see for yourself , i feel so sorry for you}

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:38am On Nov 28, 2007

^{uuuuhhhhh, see? it's already starting to have a hold on you. . . (shakes head at another victim of the flu) these guys never seem to learn}

Jokes Etc › Re: Those Games We Used To Play: by MrTurkey(m): 12:35am On Nov 28, 2007

preci89:
sandra lilly

^{i am a turkey in my country/ everybody knows me well/ if you look at me up and down/ you will know that it's true

sandra lililly sandra lilly/ sandra lililly sandra li/ sandra lililly sandra lilly/ sandra lililly sandra li. . .}

^{those days in my first master's backyard garden where little kid's play in the warmth of the bright spring sunlight, meeen, those were eden days}

Family › Re: If Your Spouse Dies First? by MrTurkey(m): 12:23am On Nov 28, 2007

almondjoy:
My wish is that I do not see any grey hair on my body to remind me of old age

^{so what's gonno happen when eventually the grey hairs come?}

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:21am On Nov 28, 2007

^{then i'm afraid you just gonno end up falling a victim to the flu}^{, you gat like six hours and counting. . .}

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:03am On Nov 28, 2007

^{tope_teadr:
Wtf is going on here. Can someone explain to me please.
everyone in da thread (that is exceptin me though )has been infected with perpetual agressive pro-violent urge (p.a.p.u. otherwise known as turkey flu). it twists brain cells and renders the victim a numbskull incapable of reason

it comes from devouring turkey meat}

Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:58pm On Nov 27, 2007

^grouchy

Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:58pm On Nov 27, 2007

^touchy

Jokes Etc › Re: Screaming Wives by MrTurkey(m): 11:54pm On Nov 27, 2007

^{( jumping up and down flapping wings hysterically and gobbling in exhileration and highfalutin excitement) i get it! i get it!! i get iiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:48pm On Nov 27, 2007

tope_teadr:
Smelly mouth.

^{the medical term i think for this is halitosis, do you suffer from it?}

Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:47pm On Nov 27, 2007

^{hydrosephalus spina bifida (big head syndrome)}

Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 4:43pm On Nov 27, 2007

Suga_Lips:
@Revive the only 'temptation' any guy/girl would have around you is the temptation to just punch you in the face.

^{ummm, sorry to burst your bubble girl, but if given the opportunity to do any pinching, there are better places to pinch in the anatomy of the female specie of humankind. i'd rather be pinching her that}

Revive:
^‘Honi’ we only have to be careful with our love to avoid _temptations.

^{no worries, you gonno like it when i pinch your that, we gonno tempt temptations and revive those dormant humorous (and romantic) gifts that we know you gat} cool

Jokes Etc › Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(op): 3:23pm On Nov 27, 2007

^{something like this?}

Christianity Etc › Re: I Was Lucky To Get Some Black Magic From My Friends Village And It Works For Rea by MrTurkey(m): 1:25pm On Nov 27, 2007

^{so jail me you knucklehead, animistic pagan thing like yourself}

Jokes Etc › Re: Why by MrTurkey(m): 2:15am On Nov 27, 2007

^{to safeguard their heads when they crash}

Romance › Re: I Love Her But She's Already In A Relationship by MrTurkey(m): 2:02am On Nov 27, 2007

^{then try your best to unlove her then}

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 1:43am On Nov 27, 2007

PurestBoy:
Mind you, I dumped my ex when I caught her creeping, I did the dumping and not she. Just don't dare me, I'll trash you the way I'll be trashing Sevilla later today

^{musing to myself (if somebody was satisfactorily trashing someone, then maybe someone might not have been creeping)}

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 1:33am On Nov 27, 2007

Jokes Etc › Re: Today Is My Buffday Y'all by MrTurkey(m): 1:27am On Nov 27, 2007

showbobo:
i already bought a DURACELL battery

^{sorry to ask, but does your car run on duracell batteries? (the contraptions of the human mind never ceases to amaze me)}

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 1:20am On Nov 27, 2007

toyinrayo:
lol. . sorry, but i didn't get that

^{okay, let me break it down for you, do not eat turkey meat or else you get infected with the perpetual agressive pro-violent urge (p.a.p.u. otherwise known as turkey flu)} grin

Jokes Etc › Re: This English Language Sef!. by MrTurkey(m): 1:14am On Nov 27, 2007

^{fine girl}^{, do you really have sugar in those lips?}

Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 1:13am On Nov 27, 2007

^{that holy of your's might miraculously just turn into an unholy something else (if you get my drift)}

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 1:09am On Nov 27, 2007

toyinrayo:
people why can't we get along?

^{see, that's what happens when y'all insist on masticating my brethren at the slightest opportunity, it has been scientifically proven that turkey meat does sh_t to the brain (anyone heard of turkey flu?)}

Jokes Etc › Re: This English Language Sef!. by MrTurkey(m): 12:34am On Nov 27, 2007

^{do you guys know that the turkey language is older than the english language? the earliest known english were spoken on or about the 8th/9th centuries, but turkese has been spoken since the days of Noah meeen}

r_o_b_b_y:
Suga_lıps ı lıke your pıc. ı guess u are the fırst from the left. rıgth?

^{they all gat lips and the degree to which the glucose content as contained on each individual lips is appreciated depends on who is doing the viewing (from the posts i've been priviledged to see on this site, many would claim the guy in the pix is the sugar lips}

Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:26am On Nov 27, 2007

^{the duel of the century is about to commence} cool

Jokes Etc › Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(op): 12:18am On Nov 27, 2007

clemcykul:
okk turkey am considerate, don't bother ill rather have chicken for xmas because theyre more sweeter and delicious than u are

^{oooh, thanks master}

Chuxy:
ok mr turkey, because a the good heart I have I'm going to just eat one of your laps for christmas just one, ok

^{laps alone, you can't have just my laps, you gats to have me whole dammit, blundering buffoon, i think you're still asleep, common wake up i say} tongue

sussy1:
Turkey that is meant to be kill and eat.Even if it run from here to London it will sure die,it is meant to enjoy by human

^{wow, we have a mobile repertoire of vocabulistic and grammatically verbose missiles spewing from this one, any turkey that finds itself in that buccal cavity sure is destined for some serious hazard meeen} grin

Culture › Re: Do You Speak Yoruba? by MrTurkey(m): 12:09am On Nov 27, 2007

bimbliss:
@ mr turkey
turkey yen gan lo fit ee ki o yara ma gba ibe lo nisinsinyi

^{uhh, say what?} undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Madam Vs House Girl by MrTurkey(m): 12:07am On Nov 27, 2007

^{anyone care for a taste of my gizzard?} grin

Christianity Etc › Re: I Was Lucky To Get Some Black Magic From My Friends Village And It Works For Rea by MrTurkey(m): 12:05am On Nov 27, 2007

dot2002:
I really don't know what I'm saying to be honest. I was just stating a case for traditional religion and trying to call attention at the same time.

^{the return of the true dumbass, you don't know what you're saying then shut da hell up}

Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:57pm On Nov 26, 2007

^{monkey, happy buffday} grin

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