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 Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 5:23pm On Nov 25, 2007 |
djcrooky:shame to you  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 4:37pm On Nov 25, 2007 |
the amount per individual is $24,555,670.22.00 only |
| Family › Re: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by MrTurkey(m): 4:09pm On Nov 25, 2007 |
romeo:eeewwwyughhhk, makes me wanno puke |
| Family › Re: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by MrTurkey(m): 3:55pm On Nov 25, 2007 |
focus people, focus |
| Family › Re: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by MrTurkey(m): 3:54pm On Nov 25, 2007 |
Revive:ok, guy. now can we stay on the topic please  |
| Family › Re: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by MrTurkey(m): 3:27pm On Nov 25, 2007 |
now what happens to the girl that has been put in the family way, her future, her life? did she even have a future prior to her coming into servitude in the first place? was she taken advantage of or was it of her own volition? someone will mention an abortion sooner or later, what now becomes of the life that is already forming, who would not have any input into the entire affairs? aside these, we all gat some questions to answer on our own in the way we conduct our own affairs, so be careful while throwing stones (that's an advice to the lady who made the post) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 3:03pm On Nov 25, 2007 |
Revive:I ain't tryin to make u laugh dummy, just trying my best to see how to prevent the christmas demon from annihiliating millions of my brethren from around the world come this yuletide |
| Forum Games › Re: NAIRAWOOD! by MrTurkey(m): 10:45am On Nov 25, 2007 |
these x#@%?=@+#$^#%<* people, and struts away |
| Jokes Etc › Re: E Be Like Shit by MrTurkey(m): 10:34am On Nov 25, 2007 |
mmm, tastes like sh_t, ma favourite oh yummy |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 10:15am On Nov 25, 2007 |
Revive:Oops, did I miss the game? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 10:07am On Nov 25, 2007 |
Why has everyone turned musician all of a sudden, does it have anything to do with the picture of the hipopotamus that kronky posted?  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Oh Thread And Needle, Thread And Needle, Long Long Thread And Needle And Needle by MrTurkey(m): 11:12pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
threads softly in here trying to avoid any needles |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Brownies Exclusive by MrTurkey(m): 8:52pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
mmm, a female turkey must say i was looking forward to this (check out my turkey romantically serenaded purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
| Nairaland General › Re: Do You Have Confidence? If So Tell Me: by MrTurkey(m): 8:22pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
Uju4eva:Hmmm, I wonder what must have happened to this one. Uju, you still there? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Failing In Bed by MrTurkey(m): 2:11pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
[quote author=SeunsPenis link=topic=95685.msg1714067#msg1714067 date=1195907826][/quote]Ughhhh, that is absolutely repulsive and inconsiderate, it has to be a record low for the demented state of some human individuals, the word slowpoke seem to come to mind whoever seun is, poor him, shakes head sullenly amidst gentle cutt cutt sounds  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(op): 1:59pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
ituen:whenever i hear oil, frying and things being fried comes to mind, and i'm not comfortable so much |
| Nairaland General › Re: Any Turkeys In Here? by MrTurkey(op): 1:51pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
Yooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo, is aaaany turrrrrrkeeeeeeeeeeey thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (and the call's echo revebrates all around the new members thread) |
| Forum Games › Re: NAIRAWOOD! by MrTurkey(m): 1:48pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
I bet there are no character roles for turkeys |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by MrTurkey(m): 1:18pm On Nov 24, 2007 |
Migines:and just for informative and clarifications purposes, it is actually believed that a turkey invented the patua tongue in Jamaica. Source: Annals of turkey evolutionary journey on terra firma (potential nobel prize award winner) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Failing In Bed by MrTurkey(m): 11:03am On Nov 24, 2007 |
and a mild aroma of some turkey being fried whiffs past the nostrils of some salivating passerby, another brother bust to dust |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Failing In Bed by MrTurkey(m): 10:51am On Nov 24, 2007 |
Migines:How does it feel to have one's ass mildly fried, now imagine how it feels to have one fried whole |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Construct A Sentence by MrTurkey(m): 10:47am On Nov 24, 2007 |
ituen:three years back is like 2004, she must've still been in kindergatten, don't think she had a phone then (still in the un-attacking spirit) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pope Has It by MrTurkey(m): 10:41am On Nov 24, 2007 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: whats the definition of fustration by MrTurkey(m): 10:39am On Nov 24, 2007 |
Migines:My lil' turkey head swooning in embarassed appreciation G thanks dude, I really am trying hard to be funny, my survival depends on it, maybe in future, instead of y'all eating us all up y'all be paying to come see stand up comic acts by turkeys |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pope Has It by MrTurkey(m): 10:35am On Nov 24, 2007 |
Migines:As long as that day is beautiful, there ain't gon be no regrets pal |
| Jokes Etc › Re: whats the definition of fustration by MrTurkey(m): 10:30am On Nov 24, 2007 |
ituen:That's tooo early, I've replied posts as far back as March 03 2006, at least that's as far back as I can rmbr |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pope Has It by MrTurkey(m): 3:21am On Nov 24, 2007 |
some creatures with very minute sized brains like me |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wat Hav U Been Suckin? by MrTurkey(m): 3:19am On Nov 24, 2007 |
clemcykul:beats me |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Difference Between Potential And Reality by MrTurkey(m): 3:17am On Nov 24, 2007 |
cackle cackle cackle |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Have Seun Rewarded You? by MrTurkey(m): 3:15am On Nov 24, 2007 |
your reward is in heaven, haven't you heard? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Babies Talking. by MrTurkey(m): 3:11am On Nov 24, 2007 |
all for the sake of some cigarettes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bringing Your Wife To Her Knees by MrTurkey(m): 3:09am On Nov 24, 2007 |
huh? |
