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^crisis

Now carrots are being dangled in the air
^{Sniffs a little at some of the xmas gifts, makes mild turkey clucky sound and lazily walks on by}

Thats what I've been tryin to do, seems like you're not gonna be of much help here
^{I sincerely hope it doesn't mean some lip smacking after a tasty meal of grilled turkey}

Okay, okay love. Enough of this demon stuff. If anything would be in need of casting, I would suggest that fishing nets be cast to catch enough fish for consumption so that when the postponed christmas finally arrives, there would be enough fish to fill not baskets this time, but 9/11 trailers and lorries

As un-demonly human as you are, why do you regard me as inferior, do we not have the same structure and are we not all flesh, okay, just because I am turkey. Now tell me why I should be at peace when my life is in very danger of being cut short by your philial celebrations. If you were to be the dish of some higher creature, would you be at peace, now you basing everything thing to demons.

The demons in your tummy that make you eat us I cast and bind and sew and tie up

^{Please now, somebody tell me what this tongue icon  means}

Revive:
Fire came down from heaven and consumed all the demons. . .

Even Elijah had good cause for raining down fire from heaven, but I see no probable cause here darling. Wish you were a turkey lass, I'd have clucked my way into your fiery soul and defused the fire and heat in you. It's too much abundance of inner heat that's responsible for your constant invocation of fire

^{Till that day when my comrade turkeys worldwide know peace, until then I know no peace}

Revive:
Now I look straight into turkeys two eyes and tell him that all my life I have been eating the meat of turkey bird with great joy

Bwu ha ha ha ha funny, very funny

Revive, look into my eyes and tell me that you do not remember my great great grand mama Turkiliana

Burn burn burn!!! It's so nice seeing humans wanting to burn each other for a change instead of putting turkeys to the slaughter oven. Mmm, Revive, whats gonna happen to all the turkeys that you've consumed in previous christmasses? I was told that you were responsible for the masticating of my paternal great great grand mother Turkilliana by some reliable source, now you must pay . Burn burn burn

^{Thankful that I'm not the one being chased}

^{Making extremely loud turkey clucking noises}

Please for the sake of all the turkeys that were eaten on thanksgiving day, let's not beat Revive up

Mmmm, I certainly am missing somthing here, revive with about twenty odd posts is trying to prove apoint to Migines who got like twenty centuries of posts, somthin wrong here or what?

^{And please could someone tell me what this tongue icon means I'll be extremely grateful}

Revive:
And I can understand your boredom because my team stands stronger than your team

^{Making very loud turkey clucking sounds}

<sup>Now, I got to get my acts together. What can I do to save the millions of turkeys that would be eaten by christmas:

Countdown begins: 33 days 14 minutes and 45, 46, 47. . . seconds and counting
Mission: To save as much turkeys worldwide as possible
Procedure/Step 1: Recruit as many agent turkeys as possible

[sup]I am the first free turkey, the world of turkeydom depends on me for liberation, I will not fail</sup>[/sup]

ujuslims:
Mr Turkey, yu stray into where hunqry evil fight like this is goin on, and expect not to be deep fried? wait till I catch you.

I came to solidarise with this thread as any postponement of any major celebration is worth celebrating. I have a dream, that one day, all major celebrations would keep being postponed indefinitely and that man and turkey would live in harmony.

ujuslims:
Revive, Oya start parking your stuff and leave this thread, never set foot into this thread again, You committed what I'll call BORE-MATION

I suggest the use of cows and goats and other four leg creatures for feasting. I do not blame revive, she probably enjoys the taste of turkey meat served on days such as this or christmas days. I believe she sees evil in anyone that would want to stop her from masticating some more of my kind.

The day of the mass genocide of turkeys commemorates the day that Santa officially enters the US, how would the christmas be like then?

ujuslims, I would personally campaign for you to officially be the mayor of
nairawood "as you call it", inasmuch as none of those wood would be attempted in the roasting or toasting or barbecuing of any of my kind

If ujuslims be the mayor, or ujuslims be not the mayor, it does absolutely nothing to my status as a free turkey with rights and priviledges. Whoever has postponed christmas has done so with utmost goodwill and the billions of turkeys world wide would heave a sigh of relief as we need to breed some more, especially after the decimation that we just received due to the thanksgiving holiday.

Reports reaching me has it that unlike previous years, other countries aside the States celebrated this festival, and where there is thanksgiving, there is the genocidal policy directed at turkeys and most feathered animals.

So, mayor or no mayor, I refuse to be in anybody's soup pot, be it thanksgiving, christmas etc

I feel like I've dropped from the frying pan and into the fire