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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Has The Best Picture Profile On Nairaland? by MrTurkey(m): 11:54pm On Nov 26, 2007
at the risk of sounding immodest but under the assumption that y'all would understand that i say this in all humility, i believe that without a doubt as to the veracity of my convictions that indeed i am resplendent in physical attraction and ingrained with the inner beauty that is derived from the blending of a perfection of genes passed down from generations of aviankind.

my picture profile qualifies to be amongst the best (if not the best) grin
RomanceRe: She's In Love With Me But I Already Have A Spouse by MrTurkey(m): 11:44pm On Nov 26, 2007
want2know:
she's in love wit me but already gotten a spouse. I just teased her for couple of days (as in call her often wit sweet talk you know?) and before i know it she always call and even cry on phone always want to see me. I told her i have a GF she also has a BF but she hasnt stopped after i told her. do i have to dump her now?
you're not dumping anyone dummy, you never went out with her so where is the dumping coming from you Arrow. you see what you've done, leading her on by flirting and thinking you one world class player. you the kind of guy that will go lookin for trouble while in your matrimonial home and at the end of the day, you'll come here and post crap and want some sympathy, well sympathy my red turkey ass.

you best be straight with your victim ok, and let her know that there was never anything between the both of you so it's best you both leave it at that. and please, anytime you get the brilliant idea to create flirtatious impressions on unsuspecting members of your female specie with no regard to their feelings or emotions, do the world a favour, don't

*#*%(&@#* angry:@**sh_***f_ _** :Px#** Arrow like you


clucks away from thread in disdain
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:28pm On Nov 26, 2007
fish grin
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:27pm On Nov 26, 2007
dish
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:17pm On Nov 26, 2007
daydream
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:12pm On Nov 26, 2007
inferno
Nairaland GeneralRe: Any Turkeys In Here? by MrTurkey(op): 9:55pm On Nov 26, 2007
gee thanks a lot, but might you by any chance know if i could find some turkeys in here?
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 7:31pm On Nov 26, 2007
tope_teadr:
Revive please get outaa here, damn u make me angry
please y'all easy on the lady, she's a neccessary evil (i think i'm falling in love) grin
Jokes EtcRe: Failing In Bed by MrTurkey(m): 7:24pm On Nov 26, 2007
Migines:
If d devil leaves hell for me, i will extinguish the fire do some renovations bring in leather chairs and install air con. Then this world world will be a beta place for you and i.
still not taking the global turkey population into consideration i see cool
Jokes EtcRe: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 7:19pm On Nov 26, 2007
Suga_Lips:
This biatch is crazy! Don't you have a damn sense of humor?
I guess her sense of humour is damned grin
Forum GamesRe: NAIRAWOOD! by MrTurkey(m): 7:14pm On Nov 26, 2007
Suga_Lips:
I'm coming for you.
grin

Phiniter:
slowly removes his clothes
isn't this like putting the cart before the horse, thot the clothes were supposed to come off before any talk of any coming business undecided
FamilyRe: How To Spice Up Your Marriage by MrTurkey(m): 1:45am On Nov 26, 2007
almondjoy:
Bloody son of a bloody-10-breasted- Bitch!
such wonderful mastery of the english language
Nairaland GeneralRe: Any Turkeys In Here? by MrTurkey(op): 1:04am On Nov 26, 2007
it's going to be one hell of a sojourn on this land here, there is a wide expanse of space, i will just ermm, try the jokes section, see what happens and then from there i will continue (picks up myself and starts the great search for the reason as the full moon bathes the nairaland space with it's luxuriant light)

i must succeed
Jokes EtcRe: Jesus Is Watching You by MrTurkey(m): 12:57am On Nov 26, 2007
TCUBE:
JESUS is watching you
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Meet Krazy People Here by MrTurkey(m): 12:40am On Nov 26, 2007
takes a sneeky peeky look at the goings on here and quietly walks by
FamilyRe: Our Maid Is Pregnant For Our Neighbour And It's Becoming A Nuisance. by MrTurkey(m): 12:20am On Nov 26, 2007
in a situation as such as this, there should be the presence of an adult personality as maturity is needed for dealing with such issues. hypothetically speaking, under the scenario that the poster has painted, it is hard to believe that there are no uncles or aunts or close family friends or concerned neighbours who would not be able to take charge of affairs pending the return of the parents

hopefully, the parents should have arrived the country by now, i hope they deal with it reasonably
Jokes EtcRe: Naija Dog by MrTurkey(m): 12:13am On Nov 26, 2007
tope_teadr:
The next time i catch you ridiculing my sugadear, i'll rip your heart out.
all for the sake of some poor old joke, gently wriggles the feathers and moves away from the forthcoming heart rippings
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:04am On Nov 26, 2007
rue
Jokes EtcRe: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(op): 11:55pm On Nov 25, 2007
georgen2u:
hellomrturkey sorry we going to eat youthis december
prove to me that you are worthy of having me fried and grilled and peppered and barbecued, with a golden tan that is just eatable at sight. wow, i believe i'ma gonno make a goood meal someday for some lucky fella, mmm smell the intoxicating scent of my aroma whifting through cyberspace.

i might graciously decide to allow you be that special one by having your wish, if you can maybe tel me what this means (and it ain't turkese)  grin
"rebm ecedsi htuoy ta eot gniogewy rrosy ekrut rmol leh"
Jokes EtcRe: Failing In Bed by MrTurkey(m): 11:40pm On Nov 25, 2007
and like my ol' grand ma turkilliana would always say "practice makes perfect" grin
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:38pm On Nov 25, 2007
urghhh, my throat's parched from such churning out of words, could someone pls help me wth some lime? urrgghhhh. . .
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:32pm On Nov 25, 2007
insanity grin
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:31pm On Nov 25, 2007
stability
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:31pm On Nov 25, 2007
ability
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:29pm On Nov 25, 2007
activity
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:29pm On Nov 25, 2007
creativity
Forum GamesRe: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 11:28pm On Nov 25, 2007
subjectivity
Rap BattlesRe: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by MrTurkey(m): 11:01pm On Nov 25, 2007
cluck cluck clucking along the battlezone, wary of the dangerous flying spits. might i find any turkeys here? i wonder undecided as i step away from the thread to observe from a safe distance
Jokes EtcRe: Construct A Sentence by MrTurkey(m): 7:12pm On Nov 25, 2007
bigbaby:
well there is more than 1 person using the identity bigbaby in fact there are 3 of us

new sentence: "this has to be the holy trinity"
grin
Jokes EtcRe: Who be madam? by MrTurkey(m): 5:44pm On Nov 25, 2007
the post has lied fallow for exactly two years today, but the point still rings true though grin
Jokes EtcRe: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(op): 5:36pm On Nov 25, 2007
splailing on the floor due to the impact of the gunshot, gasping for breath amidst the stifled cackles from an asphyxiated larynx, finally losing consciousness due to the immense loss of blood from the fatal gunshot wound to the heart, and in a moment of calm purrs his last. . .

in your dreams grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: British Girl Looking For A Man :) by MrTurkey(m): 5:32pm On Nov 25, 2007
turkeys all grin

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