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at the risk of sounding immodest but under the assumption that y'all would understand that i say this in all humility, i believe that without a doubt as to the veracity of my convictions that indeed i am resplendent in physical attraction and ingrained with the inner beauty that is derived from the blending of a perfection of genes passed down from generations of aviankind. my picture profile qualifies to be amongst the best (if not the best) ![]() |
want2know:you're not dumping anyone dummy, you never went out with her so where is the dumping coming from you Arrow. you see what you've done, leading her on by flirting and thinking you one world class player. you the kind of guy that will go lookin for trouble while in your matrimonial home and at the end of the day, you'll come here and post crap and want some sympathy, well sympathy my red turkey ass. you best be straight with your victim ok, and let her know that there was never anything between the both of you so it's best you both leave it at that. and please, anytime you get the brilliant idea to create flirtatious impressions on unsuspecting members of your female specie with no regard to their feelings or emotions, do the world a favour, don't *#*%(&@#* :@**sh_***f_ _** :Px#** Arrow like youclucks away from thread in disdain |
fish ![]() |
dish |
daydream |
inferno |
gee thanks a lot, but might you by any chance know if i could find some turkeys in here? |
tope_teadr:please y'all easy on the lady, she's a neccessary evil (i think i'm falling in love) ![]() |
Migines:still not taking the global turkey population into consideration i see ![]() |
Suga_Lips:I guess her sense of humour is damned ![]() |
Suga_Lips: ![]() Phiniter:isn't this like putting the cart before the horse, thot the clothes were supposed to come off before any talk of any coming business ![]() |
almondjoy:such wonderful mastery of the english language |
it's going to be one hell of a sojourn on this land here, there is a wide expanse of space, i will just ermm, try the jokes section, see what happens and then from there i will continue (picks up myself and starts the great search for the reason as the full moon bathes the nairaland space with it's luxuriant light) i must succeed |
TCUBE: |
takes a sneeky peeky look at the goings on here and quietly walks by |
in a situation as such as this, there should be the presence of an adult personality as maturity is needed for dealing with such issues. hypothetically speaking, under the scenario that the poster has painted, it is hard to believe that there are no uncles or aunts or close family friends or concerned neighbours who would not be able to take charge of affairs pending the return of the parents hopefully, the parents should have arrived the country by now, i hope they deal with it reasonably |
tope_teadr:all for the sake of some poor old joke, gently wriggles the feathers and moves away from the forthcoming heart rippings |
rue |
georgen2u:prove to me that you are worthy of having me fried and grilled and peppered and barbecued, with a golden tan that is just eatable at sight. wow, i believe i'ma gonno make a goood meal someday for some lucky fella, mmm smell the intoxicating scent of my aroma whifting through cyberspace. i might graciously decide to allow you be that special one by having your wish, if you can maybe tel me what this means (and it ain't turkese) ![]() "rebm ecedsi htuoy ta eot gniogewy rrosy ekrut rmol leh" |
and like my ol' grand ma turkilliana would always say "practice makes perfect" ![]() |
urghhh, my throat's parched from such churning out of words, could someone pls help me wth some lime? urrgghhhh. . . |
insanity ![]() |
stability |
ability |
activity |
creativity |
subjectivity |
cluck cluck clucking along the battlezone, wary of the dangerous flying spits. might i find any turkeys here? i wonder as i step away from the thread to observe from a safe distance |
bigbaby: new sentence: "this has to be the holy trinity" ![]() |
the post has lied fallow for exactly two years today, but the point still rings true though ![]() |
splailing on the floor due to the impact of the gunshot, gasping for breath amidst the stifled cackles from an asphyxiated larynx, finally losing consciousness due to the immense loss of blood from the fatal gunshot wound to the heart, and in a moment of calm purrs his last. . . in your dreams ![]() |
turkeys all ![]() |
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:@**sh_***f_ _** :Px#** Arrow like you
