Onyi22:
I claim the cars by Faith, Amen

amen ooooh

Vulcanheph:

Abeg if you wanna lie...remember that we are also living in the same country as you.
Please where is the good road and 24 hour power supply

.... From Benin city as i dey type omoh no light for my area my area get light well 2007/2014 ..i know 1 year our road bad btw 2007/2010 aleast dey fit d road but light dey our light for my area then better pass now u know dat kind light when u open ur deed freezer everytin done block u need off am first for some time . 2016 till now road bad since dey say dey do d road till now dey abandon my area......if na only light pmb give us for dis country nobody go dey vex because if u get 18hours light not 24hours u go save diesel and fuel money i pray d next gov find solution to light issue in nigeria

She say she be virgin ooh i come dey wait 1 till lead to another nia i enter omoh dis babe done go far i come imagine why she first lie ... D other 1 talk d same tin later i found out say she done loss virginity from small pikkin come ...the other 1 say she dey go r aunty place nia i carry my new number call r use cloth cover d mouthpiece around 9pm .. Hello where r u she say she dey wit r bf i shout ...the other 1 say na she dey feed r family say dey nor get money omoh see me come turn papa and mama not knowing she just dey use me because she quick hear my story say i b kind person...u see why if woman dey talk i dey look dem like cartoon because everytin is possible for dem

Headlesschicken:
I'm Cumming,still hasn't arrived till date... SMH..

omoh d babe say she dey come say she done dey near my house till date she never still reach my house i even hear say she done marry now

Forreellinc:

20 million can you imagine
that pst chris na idiot no wonder his family is scattered

think am urself project when u put 200milion and no result what if he put 1 billion nia result go come ...maybe d same time pastor chris done test biu wit small money dey utilize am well mayb nia make am invest more u nor tink am like so...even for d 200milion waiting dey use am do ....lecturals salary nia dey use am pay

How much be ur salary go determine how u go gather at the end of the year? But wait If u save ur whole salary for a year u nor go eat ??

celebgistz:
Why suffer myself when I can just thief pant and buy Benz sharp sharp

pant full my area u fit come steal pant for my area if u ready i go text u address

For few lines na wah na inside car ur pa or ur minister or what so ever go brief what to do.... Baba if u nor fit remember dis few lines for ur head how u wan take remember Nigeria problem

Wiz no henessy or smoke for ur hand ;Dits good to be humble sha when u meet block holders

aonag:
700m dollars to 12m dollars..you definitely habe to put your hand at the back and listen. loooool

nor be lie omoh wiz humble finish

IjebuWarrior:
Says who? When him turn God to dey forgive sins?

Oh sorry, him be Edo god.

apc god

kelvinrhs:

Tell me the Small story
#Legend

if u sit down tink am no special story person dey tell woman when done like u...

Be like say u dey my dream for d dream i see say Baba and Ati nor win i wake up because i fear say na bad dream ...

Me nor underatand okay how dis one wan dey stop killing for north or make light dey my area

Not all men cheats and not all men can willstand temptation ......10 men stand for free pussy 6 go easily fall 2 go remember their wife remain 2 ignore because d free pussy nor be their kind of woman

D same old politicians with their old face and d same party omoh na to try a different party with a new face.. My people how una see am

Number 10 all the way even say my gf done abandon me ....

Chai life sweet then

No work who go see work for better place come apply for police

SkinnyNigga:
which kind shame..

after graduating going to learn from oga when nor go school and his boys .....no chick go near u even ur friends some go even run leave u omoh the story too long. Try dey still submit ur cv u never can tell

SkinnyNigga:
chairman which kind job be that? I go dey interested .

lit operator aka welder shame dey but if u fit cope na carry go for u

As dis life sweet reach u go carry die na wah

Baba now i know why u nor dey wan visit nigeria hospital

IamD18:
People ask and pretend like they care about you, while deep inside them, they hope to get a bad news from you.

God bless u

Na wah for u only u just carry full mouka foam super for back and front

comshots:
If I tell you guys how many CVs and application letters I don submit for many companies ehn.I dey even economize with the little envelopes wey remain because money don finish to buy more envelopes and make photocopies of CVs.I dey hesitate to even submit cv sef because i know say them no go ever employ.Most companies don dey use that advantage to reduce salary or pay late.Imagine,#15k as salary!Wtf!These guys too don face the same predicament before them wan do ritual.I am not in support of rituals o.

i don forget about cv i go learn work now am oga of myself the problem now na how to get light since no light i buy gen now everyday na money to fuel my gen to hustle still i dey try manage...i understand but ritual is not an option at all

I go buy dis 1 come go dey drive am for mud.... U funny

Make una give us light like u dey eat trillion dat 1 nor come concern me. U nor give us light na u dey travel,eat wit billion and at the end u go get salary for each month ... Una done ever tink of we when our business depend on light if no light how we wan dey get waiting to eat ...no monthly salary for me at the end of the month u don tink am how much fuel i need to buy each day to work ...at the end of the day na fuel money i day work each day and who dey sell dis fuel na filling station na who get dis filling stations na dis same people when go chop out of this ur billion when u dey call so

oka4ugoo:
I noticed it. Even my girlfriend no dey gree open again.

Meanwhile, my neighbour wife delivered twin (two bouncing baby boys). But the problem na their dates of birth.

One was born last year (31/12/2018 at about 11:55 pm and the second one this year (1/1/2019 at about 12:03 am)

Now my neighbour is confused and has been in loggerhead with the hospital authorities as to the date to registered in the birth certificates as he can't afford to celebrate their children (twins supposedly) birth on two different days and years.
I dey my house now dey wait for them to come house come share us biscuits and fanta.

Those children name suppose b new year eve and new year

Freshfish4:
Baby mama is now a chieftaincy title and a part time job in Nigeria

Chieftaincy title

Una dey find story abi ok hear dis one

Just few hours to Christmas, Nairalander real guy, Mr uwa Aka blacky, released a photo of his latest expensive acquisition – a Rolls Royce Cullinan.
please check again to see photo

Oblitz:
Motor way Emoney dey carry play

abeg help me tell am