₦airaland Forum

ogawisdom:
Op u sound foolish

The child is not yours because you didn't marry the girl, u are just a stupid sperm donor, move on already.

If u want the child to be yours then you must first marry the girl like every responsible man does.

If u had married the girl u will now have the impetus to call the baby yours until then the baby is not yours

You want him to marry a rude lady? Can you marry the lady described there?

Chizuru01:
As a lady, It is not good to have a low IQ or Low Ability to understand.


After the war, if you are seen with the money, you will be executed. It is safer to hid the money by burying it.

You didn't have to insult her to make your point.

SamuelAnyawu:
Osinbajo is really improving Buhari's re-election bid


These are the real offline voters

Hmmm. You're right o

SamuelTurner:
Am a dick because I wanna bleep you.....

Eh ya! Pele, I don't do pikins.

SamuelTurner:
I tell you say na me post am... Why the quoting??

I obviously made a mistake. You don't have to be a dick about it!

coolluk:
I spend like 18k on transport and feeding monthly, my office is close to where i stay and i still stay with my folks and i can comfortably save 60k monthly

Hope that's enough

Get the

SamuelTurner:
So this was 3years ago....
Am sure Buhari would have spoiled everything for this man

Get the car jare but don't forget to save, invest and create other streams of income. You'll be fine

This makeup is too much Jo. She's much more beautiful than this. Nice outfit though. May God bless and keep her.

SirFamous11:
been over 4 months i was diagonosed and treated of typhoid malaria. But i still feel symptoms as weakness of the body, yellowish urine, hot body, tirdness & constant bitter mouth . Am wondering if this is beyound typhoid malaria? Even 3wks ago I went to lab the typhoid and malaria is still in my body and malaria is 1+ and all symptoms persist including a constant bitter month

I beg to ask doctors & medical personnels or experienced former patients to share thier experiences & sollution to this challenge. Cus is really disturbing my studies.

Thank you!

Uncle, please take time to read my take on this. I had the same experience in 2017 from February to August. I did all the tests possible and was treated several times but was still sick with the same symptoms you mentioned. In August, I decided to leave it to God and trust him completely. It was tough because I had 11 masters exams to write but after about three days, I started feeling better and I was able to write my exams and I've been fine since then. I've over a year of perfect health, the same person that couldn't go a month without treating malaria and typhoid.

dollyjoy:
Excuse me?

You're excused!

dollyjoy:
She won't bother talking about it if actually it doesn't.

You're a Lady, you should lift other ladies up.

AntiWailer:
Lol


Sounded like a fake Linda account.


The real Linda will be like

“As a billionaire living in banana island, I have never bashed baby mamas in My 100million naira car. A rich woman can never say that, it was made up by people who don’t have money”


AuntyLindaIyafHumble

Please, post this on Twitter. Please

DONADAMS:
lol..what's really bad in dating them nau? I hate discrimination of any sort

It's not about discrimination o. It's the truth. They're fetish and they'll control your life forever. I'm talking from experience cos my uncle married a cele woman. You won't even be able to do anything without their permission. All the best o

dauddy97:
I am actually dating a cele girl over a year now. I haven't found anything fetish from her. Beautiful, easy going and trust worthy. she nearly killed herself when I wanted to live her alone. Well, I believe nothing is wrong with this Cele girl I am dating. Funniest part is that, she agrees to convert to Muslim if she eventually get married to me.

Eh ya. So sweet.

DONADAMS:
me too I don't know oh...my friends no want use ear hear say gal na cele...whenever I tell them I like a girl from a white garnet church or cele..na serious warning them go dey nack me...I can't seem to wrap my head around why it's so

You have good friends. Keep them closer.

Waledarep:
Thank You.
As per your request , Oya take!!!

Ose! Iyawa is fine o. See glow up! May you see good days together in Jesus' name.

Decryptor:
I might have been harsh calling him a dwarf but i hate the fact that this man who says he is a pastor eats his words and says nothing to condemn the killings of Christians in the North East and North Central.


As for you...sorry for the harsh words.May God bless you with a job by January @MsGood

Amen. Politics is hard for Christians in Nigeria because it's like making a omelet with bad eggs and a good egg. The bad will override the good. We can only hope for the best.

RomeoEmpire:
HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS
CHRISTMAS*
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt.
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be
gone to work, market or indoors and the
chicken will be playing
outside happily.
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the
chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more
easy in a village setting]
5. This is where you make the grand move.
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken
by the head. Quickly fold the head into the
feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt
under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No
looking back!
ENJOY AND THANK-ME- LATER.

Don't call us to bail you when you're caught o!

Decryptor:
Because I refuse to support your dwarf and his political affiliation makes me dumb? Why are you still looking for a job and shouting all over NL on account of that? Why not ask your stammering dwarf to get you employed?

You need deliverance.

I will share my testimony on nairaland by God's grace.
P.S: I sent my previous message before getting this.

Decryptor:
Go get a job and stop mentioning me

I'm so sorry for calling you dumb. I don't know you but I'm not am online bully and don't intend to become one. It's not cool to call someone's father a dwarf. That man has done well for himself and it would be a great honor to reach his level of success. So, I wish you a good life.
P.S: I'm a masters student rounding up and searching for job. I'm proud of where I am and hopeful in God for a great future. I can't never be shamed!

I pity Man U o. Their fans will start roasting them on Twitter.

Decryptor:
Go get a job and stop mentioning me

You think you can use that to shame me? You'll have to try harder! You that you have a job, why are you still dumb?

Decryptor:
F

So success to you means being second fiddle to a political nonentity and shielding the truth plus selling your conscience? Sorry for you!

Be sorry for yourself for calling someone's father a dwarf. Hater!

Decryptor:
As far as we don't stammer like this dwarf, we'll be fine


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r78NoFcTeQI

If you're half as successful as this dwarf, you'll be fine.

Kenekingisback:
he looks fragile

He is slim, not malnourished.

Kenekingisback:
The boy should look well. He looks malnourished

He doesn't look malnourished! Maybe your eyes are malnourished sha.

Any Nairalander that gets picked should notify us o so that we can support you. All the best.

mofedamijo:
They can’t, ever heard of cleaning dirty money.

Someone watches POWER.

tolexy007:
lolz.....which SCH did u attend?

FUTA Sec

UNCLE, LEARN TO COOK. IT WILL SAVE YOU A LOT OF MONEY. #1200 soup can feed you for two days.

Iambabaman:
She really needs to be in this part of my story

You look great, bro. May God bless your union.

tolexy007:
razz ke? who told u that?

We didn't like them in my sch. They liked forming big boys.

Alvin007:
Aunty...how is it a razz school? I finished from that school and I’m proud of it. 2001/2002 set.

I went another school in Akure and beefing Oyemekun boys was our thing. I guess it didn't happen during your time. It was fun though.