₦airaland Forum

I don't care if you find my contribution intelligent or otherwise. I strongly criticize Jonathan's last minutes appointment and sacking in some quarter has ridiculous but you can't argue that APC especially Lai makes too accusation and raises alarm of everything.

BabaO2:
I was expecting to read intelligent contribution, but was disapointed when I saw APC is now the ruling party. Jonathan is a barbaric man, what can one make out of mass appointment of his loyalists in less than a month to leave office?, to cover up shady deals?. How can somebody on a job less than one month explain and defend past transactions in his/her ministry?. This is a mockery of governance

Lalasticlala dey work ...! Lolz. On a serious note, happy labour to him.

politricks:
My quote
"Monkey dey work babbon dey chop"
politricks

Lai Muhammed talks too much, I will recommend him to read Law 4 of '48 Laws Of Power' by Robert Greene 'Always Say Less Than Necessary'.

APC is now the ruling party and they can't afford to be going public with everything. Haba.

People across the world celebrate 1 May as "May
Day", which is also known as "Labour Day" or
"International Workers' Day".

The concept of this day began in 1886 in Chicago,
US. Several people were killed and injured during a
general strike on the eight-hour workday.

In India, the first Labour Day or May Day was
celebrated in 1923 in Chennai, Tamil Nadu. This day
is dedicated to workers and labourers.

The day is marked as a national holiday. Some
institutions and trade unions organise pageants and other activities to show the importance of workers.
Most political leaders make speeches.

Here are a few quotes and wishes on Labour Day:

QUOTES

A hundred times every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life depend on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving." Albert Einstein

My grandfather once told me there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to be in the first group; there was much less competition." India Gandhi

The end of labor is to gain leisure." Aristotle

There is no substitute for hard work." Thomas Edison

All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and
importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence." Martin Luther King Jr.

God sells us all things at the price of labor."
Leonardo da Vinci

WISHES

Let us celebrate the Labour, Those built up this
Great Land, Happy May Day

Stand for something without falling for anything !
Happy May Day 2015

May your day be filled with a lot of blessings, Like
a sun that lights the sky, A very Happy May Day
2015

Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you
occasionally find men who disgrace labor. Happy
labor Day.

Happy Labor Day. Remember that labor means
hard-work but not at the cost of being deprived of
your rights.

May arrives ... It is calm and kind on the first day of
May. Happy May Day !!!




www.ibtimes.co.in/may-day-international-workers-day-significance-wishes-quotes-labour-day-photos-630902




MAKE YOU WISH(ES) FOR NIGERIAN WORKERS TODAY

My Quote:
No worker, no nation

My Wish
Blessed are the workers for they are the linchpin of national development. Happy labour day!

I'll be very STUPID to believe this....Lolz. It's suppose to be on joke section.

You raised a good point...but why did you quote me.

Amansu:
Liberating terrorist-held parts of Nigeria does not mean terror-free Nigeria. Was GEJ asleep all these years? Is he just waking up from his slumber of 6 years? That Boko Haram could even capture parts of Nigeria was a terrible and terrifying indictment of his mis-rule and average Nigerian man and woman's misfortune, which they have endured in silent agony. Good riddance!

@OP, which of the highlighted points do you engage in?

9 Silly Things Ladies Do To Test If A Guy Truly Loves Her!

He'll if only he has another four year to hand over. SNAIL!





If Nigeria is terror-free on/before May 29, I will walk on Ogun river bare footed. Trust me!

President Goodluck Jonathan on Thursday promised that he would do all within his powers to ensure that all parts of the country still under the control of terrorists and insurgents were totally liberated before May 29.

A statement by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Dr. Reuben Abati, quoted the President as making the promise while receiving a delegation of Heads of Customs from the West and Central African Region of the World Customs Organisation, led by the Secretary-General of the organisation, Mr. Kunio Mikuriya.

The delegation visited Jonathan at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

Jonathan reportedly told his guests that he was determined to hand over a country completely free of terrorist strongholds to the President-elect Muhammadu Buhari.

He was further quoted as saying the ongoing military operations in the North-East had already recorded huge successes, with two states completely free from the control of terrorists, while operations in the third state had reached a concluding stage.

“We can now say two states are completely free from terrorist control, while in the third state, it is only in one Local Government Area that they are still present. That is in the Sambisa Forest,” the President told his guests.

Jonathan also noted that the military had already moved into the forest to seize the remaining camps of the terrorists, adding that the recent rescue of about 300 abducted girls and women was further evidence of the success being achieved in the ongoing operation.

On his decision to concede victory to the President-elect before all the results of the presidential elections were announced, Jonathan said elections must be approached from a nationalistic point of view.

“Our elections should be about where Nigeria is going. If Nigeria is moving forward, it is for the good of all Nigerians. My children and grandchildren will live and grow in this country and contribute to it.

“I always tell my colleagues to leave office when their time is up. We are trying to encourage African leaders not to remain in power as kings until death,’’ he said.


www.punchng.com/news/i-will-hand-over-terror-free-nigeria-jonathan/

Jesus love kids!

That one small nah, if 1naira = $1. I will walk on Ogun river bare footed!

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Ok

5minsmadness:
Nice write-up!
Sadly I read this write-up thru my smartphone Turning off my phone now

A sane robber won't carry gun in that manner!

What the HELL is all this last minutes appointment! Seems the entire family of Deizami will land in prison by the time GMB is sworn in.

That guy look too serious!

Lol... O boy, please make a cartoon of the incident. It makes a very nice joke. Haahhaaaaaha!

Communication is one of the most important things in any relationship. It helps build a happy relationship and start a happy family. Just ask your grandma about how she spent her youth without modern gadgets and how she met your grandfather.
I’m more than sure that she will tell you that her youth wasn’t boring and the dates she had with your grandpa were fun and happy. Stop updating your social media accounts each day. Instead, spend
more time communicating with your significant
other. Here are seven ways technology ruins your
relationship:

1. Online flirting
Flirting online is a good way to kill time and make
new friends. However, it’s also a number one killer
of even the strongest and happiest relationship. My
neighbor, who had been with his ex-wife for more
than 20 years, found his second love online. This
second love wasn’t successful and he couldn’t
make up with his ex wife so now he is absolutely
lonely. If your partner is talking intimately to his
female friend online, you may think it’s not
cheating, but you don’t know what will happen
tomorrow.

2. Video game addiction
If your partner spends too much time playing video
games, it’s a warning sign. Studies show that
many couples break up because of video game addiction.
Women can also become addicted to video games
so pay attention to how much time you spend
playing games daily. But the best thing you and
your partner can do is to go for a walk and have a
small picnic in the park, without any video games
and “smart” devices.

3. Health
It’s not a secret that technology affects our health,
especially mental health. You may become
anxious, nervous and depressed because of technology. You may snap at your partner when you don’t really mean to, and this can ruin your relationship. Try to unplug from TV, tablet, computer, and smartphone use as often as possible to save your relationship and health.

4. Phone addiction
Are you addicted to your smartphone? Does your
partner spend too much time with his phone?
Phone addiction is a common thing these days. Many people are trying to get rid of this addiction. but it’s not that easy. Recently I had a trip and stayed in a hostel with a couple who spent the whole evening looking at their phones. I couldn’t even speak to them because they were busy with their gadgets.
Do you think their relationship will last for long? I
think no. Turn off your phones every time you
spend time together to improve your relationship.

5. Fights
Fighting with your partner is okay at times, but
when you fight with him over technology it’s not
healthy. Not only do you waste your precious time
on the unimportant things like snooping into your
partner’s social media account or his or your friends’ pages, Facebook stalking his ex’s girlfriend
or your ex’s new girlfriend, and going through your
partner’s phone.

6. Affects your sleep patterns
Whether you suffer from insomnia or your partner
has trouble falling asleep every other night, it may
be because of technology. Checking your phone or
tablet right before sleep is a bad habit that can
affect your relationship as well as your sex life.
Watching TV before going to bed is a bad habit too.

7. You share too many details on social media
Nowadays it’s trendy to share each detail of your
life on social media. But before posting any
intimate details of your relationship, consider how
your significant other will feel about that. You
should also avoid posting any details of your fights.
Keep things private to have a long and happy
relationship.

Although technology has many benefits, it has much more disadvantages. Use it wisely to avoid
any misunderstandings, fights and other
problems in your relationship. After all, what’s is more important your expensive smartphone or your partner?

Remember, technology addiction is similar to drug
cravings – it can ruin your whole life.

www.gurusloaded.com/7-way-technology-ruins-your-relationship/

Y we no get this kind job for naija? I trust naija guys! Lol

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There was confusion at a filling station along the
Murtala Muhammed International Airport Road after
a female police inspector attached to the Airport
Police Command and identified as Mrs. Florence Anih, was slapped by a Nigerian Air Force lance corporal.

The lance corporal, who was in a truck marked,
Rotary Group 205, was identified as Friday Zadiel.
Our correspondent learnt that the incident happened last Wednesday. Zadiel was said to be with another officer, who did not wear a name tag.
Our correspondent learnt from an eyewitness that
the victim had driven into a branch of Forte Oil Filling Station on Airport Road to fill her fuel tank and discovered that there was a queue, which she joined.

However, when it came to her turn, the station
attendant saw that her fuel tank was not directly
facing the pump.

She was reportedly asked to turn her car for the tank to be in direct contact with the nozzle.

It was learnt that as she tried to turn as the
attendant advised, Zadiel saw her and thought she
was attempting to beat the queue.

He was said to have ordered her to go back to the
end of the queue.

In the ensuing argument, Zadiel, who was in full
military outfit, allegedly slapped Florence.
He was also said to have used his hand to break the
windscreen of the policewoman’s car.

A witness, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said Zadiel and his colleague had earlier been given preferential treatment and allowed to fill the tank of their vehicle because they claimed to be on a special mission.

He said, “The woman was on the queue and was not
putting on a uniform. When it got to her turn, her fuel tank was at the other side of where the nozzle was.

“She was asked to turn and as she moved forward,
the person behind her quickly filled the space and
the attendant pleaded with the woman to be patient.
“He attended to the person behind her and was
about to attend to her when the air force man came
from the back and said the policewoman would not
buy the fuel. The air force man said he was on a
special assignment.”

The manager of the station reportedly intervened
and ordered that the woman be served.

The witness added that Florence, however, said the
officer and his colleague should be attended to since they were on a special assignment.

“After they were served, the air force man insisted
that the woman should go back to the end of the
queue.
“He started banging on her car and the woman
challenged him. So, he told her, ‘you are stupid’ and
the woman also replied him, ‘you are also stupid’ and that was how he slapped her.”

It was learnt that the assault resulted in a brawl.
PUNCH Metro was told that after the duo were
separated, the air force officer, with his fist, hit the
victim’s car windscreen and smashed it.
Florence’s husband, Mr. Justin Anih, said he had been humiliated by the incident.

He said efforts to get the military authorities to
punish Zadiel had been abortive.

He said, “I saw the base commander, who said it was indiscipline in the service and the man who beat my wife will be made to answer for it.

“I also spoke with the unit commander, who said he
had sent people to investigate, but nothing has been done.

“I am bitter that my wife could be beaten and
humiliated in public without provocation.

“There is no law in the country that permits him to
do that to my wife.”

The Command Public Relations Officer, Logistics
Command, Nigerian Air Force, Joel Abioye, confirmed the incident.

He added that the matter had been resolved by the
Divisional Police Officer in charge of the woman
division.
He said, “I have been informed that there was a
minor altercation at the filling station between the
police inspector and one of our officers.
“But the DPO, under whom the policewoman was
working came and the matter was resolved
amicably.”

The Commissioner of Police, Airport Command,
Wahab Salau, did not pick his calls and had yet to
reply to a text message on the matter.

This is the second time a female police officer would
be assaulted by an air force officer on the Airport
Road.

On January 20, PUNCH Metro reported that a Chief
Superintendent of Police, Felicia Victor, was slapped
by a yet-to-be identified air force officer attached to
the office of the Commandant, Airport Command,
Group Captain, Victor Ajiboye.




www.punchng.com/metro-plus/air-force-corporal-slaps-inspector-at-filling-station/

It's nothing surprising... But that woman will be in money. This is the same job Ph.D holders applied for.

RedEboe:
1. Are you a fine boy? Forget all you've heard, the truth is NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE HANDSOME MEN. Though many do end up with not-too-handsome dudes, and it's not their fault. A lot of good-looking Nigerian men rely more on their looks and invest little in character and other qualities. 'Ugly men' on the other hand invest a lot in character,wealth and other qualities unrelated to their physicaL appearance. If you are a good-looking guy,but also focused more on character, making good money, God etc, A Nigerian girl will pick you ahead others.

2. Be Bold and Blunt: This may sound ridiculous, but a Nigerian single lady will register a total stranger in her subconscious if he walks up to her from nowhere and says, "I think I want to marry you". This does not mean she'll say "Yes" or that you (the stranger) won't get a dirty slap (very unlikely though), she'll most probably laugh, hiss and walk away. This scenario is in the event that you met her at a random public location. If you met this Nigerian lady say in her office, and told her you want to marry her from day one...with subsequent, persistent and follow up visits, she'll say "Yes" in 3 to 6 months.

3. Let your first date be in her parents house: when you've seen a Nigerian lady that you want to marry visit her in her parents or guardian's house first before taking her out to cinemas, malls, beach etc. If she's not staying with parents or guardians, insist on meeting them first (even if dem dey village) . This move/gesture has a psychological effect on Nigerian ladies, makes them let down their guards and take you VERY SERIOUSLY.

4. Ensure your current house is at least a 2 bedroom flat with no male squatters. When a serious Nigerian lady comes to visit you, and she meets a mini-flat with mattresses on the floor and one or two of your guys wearing boxers and 'hailing' her, chances of her marrying you diminishes by 60%. If a more serious suitor walks into her life at that moment,and he lives ALONE in a 2 or 3 bedroom flat, SHE WILL MARRY HIM.

5. If she's already wearing another man's engagement ring then your chances are brighter: Yes, this is a very controversial point but Nigerian ladies that are already engaged tend to be very vulnerable, relationship wise; they tend to feel as though being on the edge of a cliff and waiting for a 'reasonable voice' to tell them "DON'T JUMP". You can end up being that 'reasonable voice' when you fall in love with a Nigerian lady that is already engaged to another man. Hey, she hasn't said "I do" yet, hence all is fair in love and war. If you really love her, take advantage of her vulnerable state of being engaged and sell yourself as a better product. SHE WILL LISTEN and there's a 49% chance that she'd say "Yes" to you. 49% is NOT a bad probability ratio at all considering the circumstances.

Comments and insults are Welcome.

LOL!!!

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Change!

Reading...!

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I read the piece from start to finish. I just want to ask a question;




Is this man a prophet or a sponsored political analyst?

It's nothing new, it has become the modus operandi of the banks especially with regards to ladies.

...the search is no longer for virgin but for who hasn't aborted before.

This statement was debated amongst my colleague yesterday with every1 from different perspective...blah blah blah.

Nairalanders, kindly share your view.

I like this woman sha! But she suppose to use hand.

― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into
ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE
OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be
shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 %
of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d
nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually
"standard living standard living". D song in church
saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o
sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty?
hahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laff it off

Mr. Man, are you crazy?

Just like Jose Morinho rent boys. Lols

DaZion:
I'm here to park my Bus...