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And that's the next Gov of Lagos state!

Hmmm

Enjoyment!... Enyeama sabi everything sha.

It will be helpful if u juts list out the top 50. I think Ronaldo, Messi and Ibrahimovic are in there.

Thank God, some life saved!

But, its really crazy



Transparency International Ranks Nigeria136th Most Corrupt Country In The World
www.nairaland.com/2027836/transparency-international-ranks-nigeria-136th

Transparency International has ranked Nigeria the
136th most corrupt country in the world and the 3rdmost corrupt country in West Africa after Guinea and Guinea Bissau.

In its 2014 Transparency International Corruption
Perception Index released today December 3rd, the
group said it ranked 174 countries it surveyed based on how corrupt their public sector is presumed to be.
The measurement is based on a scale of 0 to 100
with a score of 0 perceived as "highly corrupt" and
100 "very clean". Nigeria was ranked 136th with an
index score of 27.



Source: http://lindaikeji..nl/?m=1

Perhaps, he isn't interested in the language

Sorry, when did Nigeria start spending £? Lolz

kilokeys:
£96, 868
i am made o..

Jackeeh:
#37,311. God forbid.
$37,311. Okay.
£ 37,311. Now we're talking.

alexdellafonte:
£97,674

Jackeeh:
#37,311. God forbid.
$37,311. Okay.
£ 37,311. Now we're talking.

Kindly show us the digits!

seunlayi:
almost a million

If the last 5 digits of your phone number is your salary, how much do you earn?

Mine is #92,067




Let the fun begin!

Brb

7 Signs To Show Your Relationship Is As Good As Over

www.nairaland.com/2027419/7-signs-show-relationship-good

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7 Signs To Show Your Relationship Is As Good As Over

www.nairaland.com/2027419/7-signs-show-relationship-good

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7 Signs To Show Your Relationship Is As Good As Over

www.nairaland.com/2027419/7-signs-show-relationship-good

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7 Signs To Show Your Relationship Is As Good As Over

www.nairaland.com/2027419/7-signs-show-relationship-good

Seun:
see what Zaron makeup has done to pretty Rita Dominic.

She obviously appear like a cartoon.

Finest Boy, Davido and Wizkid no fine at all.

Hey guys! How do you know when your relationship has reached its expiration date? You feel something is seriously off. You’re sad, but can’t pinpoint exactly why. You feel neglected, but make excuses why he’s been distant lately. You feel impending doom creeping up on the horizon, but think if you hang in there, things will turn around.

But deep down you know something has gone terribly wrong.

Then one day, something happens…

You find a pair of hoop earrings that definitely don’t
belong to you, or come home and find packing boxes stacked in your hallway, or you just wake up one morning, staring at the vacant space in your bed because he’s off on yet another business trip and think, “How the heck did I get here?”

Don’t wait for your heart to get pummeled. Don’t
turn a blind eye to the warning signs he’s giving
you. Instead, it’s time to dump those dingy rose-
colored glasses and get yourself a fabulous new pair.

Here are seven signs that it’s time to end your
relationship and take loving care of yourself.

1. Your contact is becoming extinct

You’re becoming a dinosaur to him. Your phone used
to ring off the hook and now all you hear is crickets.
Watch out when he starts pulling away and spends
more nights playing beer pong with his friends than
playing boyfriend/girlfriend with you.
So many times we make excuses for our less-than-
attentive guy: he’s so busy, he’s working too hard,
or his cockatoo is sick. And then when he finally
sends you a text, saying, “Hey,” it’s like your
memory of him being in the “land of the lost” has
been wiped out. You hit the reboot button and now
everything’s OK again (even though he disappeared
for two weeks). That is, until the next time he
vanishes and the not-so-fun emotional roller coaster
starts all over again, until he eventually becomes Joe No-Show and you’ve lost him for good.

2. Your future together isn’t on his radar

You’re trying to plan a romantic weekend and he
flakes out. Or you talk about going to a friend’s
wedding and he says he has plans that day, even
though he hasn’t even checked his calendar. Or you
get invited to a friend’s barbecue and he’s being
cagey about going. If he can’t even commit to a
barbecue with your friends, how’s he gonna commit
to anything with you?

I had the unfortunate experience of dating one of
those “future-phobic” guys. We were talking about
staying at a friend’s cabin for the weekend, but the
date that worked for everyone was a month away.
He said, “I don’t make plans that far in advance.” It
was like a gut punch. I knew what he was saying,
but denied the red flag. Instead, we dated for
another month (but never went on that cabin trip). It eventually ended with the dreaded “I just want to be friends” call.

3. He’s acting like sex and the single guy

He is doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants
without taking you into consideration. He goes to a
baseball game with a group of friends but doesn’t
include you. Or he suddenly ditches plans with you
to go to a party solo. Or he mysteriously goes away
for a weekend to “be alone.”

Or maybe he’s calling you at midnight to see if
you’re available to come over instead of going on an
honest-to-goodness date. It could be that sex is the
only thing that’s working between you two. Sex is
great, but if it’s the only thing you have in common,
then it’s probably time to say, “Bye-bye.” On the flip side, if your sex life has gone out the window
completely, then it also may be time to call it quits.
If you’re becoming more pals than lovers, or if he’s
constantly tired, or not in the mood, it’s time move
on.

The truth is, if your guy is acting like this, then he’s
checked out while you’re still checked in. Go check
out a new, hot guy.

4. You’ve become a drama king and queen

Your relationship has turned into war games. You’re
lobbing insults, rude remarks, or are constantly in
competition. Little things that used to bother him
have now turned into colossal aggravations. It seems that everything you do annoys him. He belittles and nitpicks about your hair, your job, or
that you’re wearing too much makeup. He’s
constantly focusing on your faults instead of your
fabulousness.

If he’s picking fights with you and pushing your
boundaries, he may be trying to see how far he can
go before you walk. Walk away right now. Stop being the victim. End this war and move on to a more victorious life.

5. You don’t trust him as far as you can throw him

You doubt his late nights, drown in his lies, and
sense your dating life is no longer exclusive. He
stops holding your hand. Your hot make out sessions have cooled into civil kisses. Or he can’t stop flirting with the girl at the bar. His actions are speaking volumes. He’s behaving badly for a reason — he wants out.

Relationships are built through trust, and if you
can’t trust your guy anymore, then you need to take
care of yourself and go find a man who’s trustworthy and deserving of your love.

6. He’s not the person you first met…and you’re not the person you used to be

When you met, he was sweet and loved your family,
you were incredibly fun and outgoing, and you both
were adventurous risk-takers. You were the “power
couple” that all your friends envied. Now he’s telling you what to do and you’re catering to his needs and abandoning your own. In the beginning, you couldn’t get enough of each other and talked about everything. Now, your conversations are difficult and distant.

It could be that you’ve grown apart and don’t share
the same goals and values. Or you’ve both simply
become unhappy. Or you’re ships passing in the
night, unable to find each other in the stormy sea.
If you’re wondering where you’re headed, it’s
straight to the nowhere villa. Sail to a new shore
and find a better man for you.

7. You know, but you’re not listening

Maybe you’ve lost interest in each other and don’t
care where he goes, what he does, or even when
you’ll see him again. You don’t even miss him when
he goes camping for the weekend with his buddies.
In fact, you feel relieved. Like you can finally
breathe.

Or maybe you had a bad dream, where you were
married and woke up in a cold sweat. I had that
happen with a guy I was living with, but I ignored it.
Finally, after the third wedding nightmare, I realized
I didn’t want to be with this person anymore and
moved out.

So, if you know deep down that it’s time to move on,
why aren’t you leaving? Maybe it’s because you’re
so deeply in it, you can’t see your way out. Or you’ve invested so much time in the relationship; it’s hard to let go. Or you’ve spent a lot of time daydreaming about being single but are afraid to take the leap.

You may feel that you’re not ready to face what’s
happening or a future without him in it. But that’s
fear talking — don’t let it rule your life. If you keep
trying to make the best of a losing situation, you’ll
eventually lose yourself in the end.

So listen to your instincts. Trust your gut. Stop
investing your time and energy into a relationship
that’s not working. Admit your relationship is over
and start taking care of you. It’s time to break off
this relationship and break through to a happier life.
Healthy relationships require that we value our
needs, wants, and most importantly, ourselves. Your
partner should enhance you, not deplete you.



http://ghenghenhub.com/7-signs-show-relationship-good/

I love the english and maths concept!

GetUmad:
Sorry Pal, its too late. Nigerians have already taken their decision.

In as much as some of us would have loved to still give you one more chance, you have failed your English { unprecedented spate of insecurities in the history of the Nation} and your Mathematics { an ailing Economy}, hence you don't even have the major prerequisite for admission into school of Second-term.

Don't go the damage-control way either , cos that can only at best, describe how so "proavtive" you have been as The President of over 160million people.

What's the point?

borntosave:
Hmm

PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan has expressed his
administration’s commitment to developing an economy that works for all Nigerians, stressing the need to shift from over-reliance on crude oil export, especially now that oil price is dropping.

He made the declaration Monday night, while hosting Top 100 Businesses Presidential Dinner,
at the old Banquet Hall of the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

The president said he had, therefore, directed
the Ministry of Industry, Trade and Investment to
work with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to
implement a comprehensive investment and
trade agenda for the country.

He said the agenda should create local production of goods and services to substitute unnecessary imports, arguing that falling prices of oil was a strong reminder that the country could no longer rely on one commodity as a foreign exchange earner.

The president said: “We can no longer continue
to export raw materials. We must produce what
we consume and consume what we produce. We
must diversify our economy, even though we
know no nation is an island.

“In pursuit of this noble objective, I have directed
the Federal Ministry of Industry, Trade and Investment to work with the CBN in execution of a comprehensive investment and trade agenda, in order to create local production to substitute unnecessary imports.

“This is to ensure our country becomes self-reliant and to cut down on imports which drain foreign exchange. This is a game changer, because it will reposition us globally and rapidly boost our foreign reserves.

“The Ministry of Industry, Trade and Investment
and the CBN are already working with the Ministry of Petroleum Resources to cut down import of petroleum products.

“They are also working with the Ministry of Agriculture to cut down import of food products
and with the Ministry of Mines and Steel to cut down imports of metal related products. This will be one of our boldest initiatives to finally make our country self-sufficient.

“I am confident that if we are able to produce in
Nigeria most of what we consume today, bulk of
investments required to make this happen will
surely come from the top 100 companies,” he
said.

http://tribune.com.ng/news/news-headlines/item/23108-how-nigeria-ll-respond-to-falling-oil-price-jonathan

Out of every ten couples that walk down the aisle,
four of them are people that are getting remarried.
Surprisingly most of those who are getting
remarried are men and not women.

In a survey
conducted by the Pew Research Center 43% of
women stated that they would get married again
while 65% of men said they would.

What makes
getting remarried different for men and why are
they more willing than women?

When a couple gets divorced it is often much harder
on the woman than it is on the man. She goes
through a very long emotional period that can be
hard to recover from. Often times when she does
recover from it she will never want to have to go
through it again so she never tries serious
relationships again.

Men are able to bounce back
from a bad split faster and have an easier time
developing new relationships without the fear of
being hurt again.

Another reason that women may not want to get
remarried again is because once she has been
married and divorced, she get to find herself all
over again. She's a new person embarking on
another journey but this time she's alone. She
doesn't have to take care of anyone but herself (and
her children if she has any).

If this research is true, why do men remarried while women don't?


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Over to you mukina2, Ishilove.

Amoeba or Not?

Deserved!

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Yacine Brahimi has been voted the BBC African
Footballer of the Year 2014.

The 24-year-old midfielder becomes the first Algerian to win the award, which is decided by football fans.

Porto winger Brahimi told BBC Sport: "It's a big honour for me to receive this wonderful trophy. I owe it to my country, Algeria, and to all the people who voted for me.
"It's also a trophy for the whole of Africa, because it
rewards an African player. So I am really very happy."

After a record number of votes were submitted from
fans in 207 Fifa-registered countries, Brahimi came
out on top ahead of Nigerian Vincent Enyeama,
Gabonese Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and Ivorian
pair Gervinho and Yaya Toure.

And he is thrilled to have been acclaimed as the best player on the continent for the past year.
"This trophy is going to give me more strength, more desire to work, to get better, to learn so that I can keep having great performances," added Brahimi, who was congratulated in a Tweet by last year's winner Toure.

During 2014, Brahimi has shone for both club and
country.

He starred for Algeria at the World Cup in Brazil,
helping them reach the last-16 for the first time and
scoring his first international goal in the 4-2 win over South Korea in the group stage.

Domestically, Brahimi started the year at Spanish
club Granada, where his strong performances led to
him being named best African player in the country
last season - and earned him a move to Portuguese
giants Porto.

He has scored six goals in 15 appearances for his
new club and is revelling in the challenge of
European Champions League football, where he hit a hat-trick in the club's first group match.
"First I won the award because of the people who
voted for me. So once again I need to thank them.
"Then it's thanks for FC Porto - they allowed me to
play in the Champions League, to play in big games
and to have great performances. The club has
allowed me to express myself and to perform well on the pitch."

Brahimi will also be part of Algeria's squad to play in the Africa Cup of Nations in Equatorial Guinea from 17 January to 8 February.
"The Africa Cup of Nations is also coming. There are
big opportunities for me," he said. "And I hope I'll be able to achieve big things this year both with my
national team and my club.
"I'm sharing this trophy with my family, with all the
African countries and with all the Algerian who have
always supported me. Thanks again."

Previous winners of BBC African Footballer of
the Year award:

2013: Yaya Toure (Manchester City & Ivory Coast)
2012: Chris Katongo (Henan Construction & Zambia)
2011: Andre Ayew (Marseille & Ghana)
2010: Asamoah Gyan (Sunderland & Ghana)
2009: Didier Drogba (Chelsea & Ivory Coast)
2008: Mohamed Aboutrika (Al Ahly & Egypt)
2007: Emmanuel Adebayor (Arsenal & Togo)
2006: Michael Essien (Chelsea & Ghana)
2005: Mohamed Barakat (Al Ahly & Egypt)
2004: Jay-Jay Okocha (Bolton & Nigeria)
2003: Jay-Jay Okocha (Bolton & Nigeria)
2002: El Hadji Diouf (Liverpool & Senegal)
2001: Sammy Kuffour (Bayern Munich & Ghana)
2000: Patrick Mboma (Parma & Cameroon)

You are right on point. I must forward this link to some1, I'm I permitted?



NIGERIAN ARMY VOWS:
We’ll Continue To Defend Nigeria’s Territory With Our Blood — Nigerian Army
www.nairaland.com/2023763/well-continue-defend-nigerias-territory

Who is this TheRealMrStan sef?. no be only u wakka come NL. How come wey be say na only ur thread dey make FP since.?
How did you pay? Lolz.

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NIGERIAN ARMY VOWS:
We’ll Continue To Defend Nigeria’s Territory With Our Blood — Nigerian Army
www.nairaland.com/2023763/well-continue-defend-nigerias-territory

NIGERIAN ARMY VOWS:
We’ll Continue To Defend Nigeria’s Territory With Our Blood — Nigerian Army
www.nairaland.com/2023763/well-continue-defend-nigerias-territory

Very good, she can lead us to other.
The security agents should be wary of the fact she kill herself. Watch Out!







NIGERIAN ARMY VOWS:
We’ll Continue To Defend Nigeria’s Territory With Our Blood — Nigerian Army
www.nairaland.com/2023763/well-continue-defend-nigerias-territory