₦airaland Forum

shadyemmanuel:
Just as i blame DI Maria for nt been able to score dat goal to make it 3 -1

theSHERIFF1:
man.useless beat arsenal.....story for the gods.....a tale of two clueless club; one beatn d oda doesnt change d fact dt both clubs rep failure

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What comes to you is your CREDIT
What goes out of you is your DEBIT
Your Ideas are your LIABILITIES
Your happiness is your PROFIT
Your heart is your FIXED ASSET
Your duties are your OUTSTANDINGS
Your friendship is your HIDDEN ADJUSTMENT
Your character is your INVESTMENT
Your bad thinking will always DEPRECIATE
Your death is your closing STOCK

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"He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara(bean cake) as a type of sandwich is a racist" - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

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"Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty" - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

"He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry" - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)

"No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam" - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)

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kelechiMarie:
It's d 21st century right ?wonder what the 22nd century will be like that's if d world still exists.
Walksouttathread standing on me head

xcelsia:
Thanks for the mention, you asked two questions, I'll answer accordingly.

1. My take: I know it goes against everything society has taught us such as decency and maintaining sanity in public (even though we're insane sometimes lol) but I'm still all for living your life. If this makes them happy then so be it, I'm happy for them and wish them bliss

2. The world is becoming a global village, some things that were looked down upon in Nigeria years back are now accepted as normal. It seems crazy but I won't say it can't happen in the future, no one knows tomorrow.

Have a nice day msmon

crackhaus:
The practise of naturism should be made illegal for people with ugly, fat, and unfit bodies - I can't be seeing none of that saggy shiit

Only sexy women should be allowed to go full n.ude.

cococandy:
Cute

nomabeeee:
I learnt how to do a lot of domestic work while I was growing up..if you will agree with me,mothers are only concerned about their girl-child being domestically inclined. They teach their girl-child probably because they feel knowing or doing domestic work is meant for just the female..

I personally don't agree to the fact that domestic work is meant for only the female..I think mothers should also teach their boy-child domestic work too..if you can teach your girl how to sweep,clean,cook,do the dishes and laundry then your boy should also learn that as well..it goes a long way..

The importance of the boy-child being domestically inclined is that when he grows up,he stands on his own.That knowledge helps him take care of his personal needs not to go about looking for someone to do it for him..this is my opinion...

booqee:
wow the dog that lived 29years?! that's wonderful

juman:
Kai

The magnificent God.

The owner of heaven and earth.