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guobe:
Lol bad guy .Toasted a girl yesterday and she agree that same yesterday. Watin you put for mouth.abeg de cut soap for your gees.lol

lol.
Bro. na straight to d point i de do and it has been working 4 me for years now

If i meet u, i tell u wetin i need u 4, if u gree, we roll but if u fumble, i move instantly!.

The era of coming close to girls, spending to impress her, bla bla bla, NA BIG TURN OFF AND A WAY CHIKS ARE ALREDY BORED WITH.

Meet her, tell her instantly, she wud tink u are crazy or not serious at first because, dats not d usual process but if u later move on and she have interest; ONLY HER GO GIVE U FULL GREENLIGHT!.

It takes few minutes 4 a girl to decide if u will get to d promise land or not, na a lot of guys still dey use d wrong code dey make girls feel fly.

guobe:
Some men are taking risk sha.Two week to Xmas you are toasting a girl. What if she agrees. lol

Copied.

Is ONLY low thinking Niggas dat tink dat way, this is d BEST time to chyke babes sef, d cold na somtin else, Guy man can no longer can with steady loneliness and cold.

Wen relationship turn to moni affair?.
A lot of guys think dis way because; They lack balls to scoop babes, rather; they use material tins and promises to attract dem.

I chyked a girl yesterday and she accepted but she gave me coded rules, cos she gat a guy 4 area.

I later told her to 4get it because; Nigga don stop to follow women protocols.

--I just lost such a nice swit built and curves, wen harmattan dey finish me daily; NA WA!----

guobe:
Some men are taking risk sha.Two week to Xmas you are toasting a girl. What if she agrees. lol

Copied.

Is ONLY low life Niggas dat tink dat way.

Wen relationship turn to moni affair.

I toasted a girl yesterday and she accepted but she gave me coded rules, cos she gat a guy 4 area.

I later told her to 4get it because; Nigga don stop to follow women protocols.

--I just lost such a nice swit built and curves, wen harmattan dey finish me daily; NA WA!----

LagosG:
I don't like the big pack noodles. I prefer the smaller packs. I'm old school like that. The only problem is that these days as a fully grown adult, I don't eat noodles as an in-between meals. I eat it as a full meal, breakfast, lunch or dinner so I make 6 to get my filling. Someone called me a glutton because of this and I must fry eggs with it.

Abeg adults, when you make noodles at home, how many do you cook?

Pic credit - Google

2 small indomietables or 1 super pack.
Thanks.

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Over-9000-civil-servants-fail+promotion-exam

Truth be told, a lot of pipo are just NOT TRUTHFUL.
The last teachers promotion interview conducted in my presence, was a total eyesore.

Imagine supposed teachers unable to answer simple questions in their notes, questions a dull ss1 students would answer, is wot teachers were fidgeting over.

A lot of graduates that complain lack of employment, ARE NOT EMPLOYABLE, yet they blame the government, VERY SHAMEFUL.

Sirchiboy:
Very deep.
You can never succeed if you are too kind and nice to people.
People will never value or respect you once they discover you are too nice.

Life is NOT meant to please pipo.
GOD is d GREATEST, Strive to do wot pleases ONLY him and watch how peaceful u will b.

Worrying over things of life.
In life, it is wot it is!.

youngsum:
Hello nairalanders rejoys with me


Today the 5th of December I received my first salary in life as a fresh graduate which I was employed as a school teacher last month.


Do you think I will be able to get marry with this salary by next December?

Its funny how pipo bring questions that are individual and discretion based for pioo to comment on.

Illegal1:
omoh........i swear

D day a man gets into d hole dat brought him to life, is d day He starts seeing SHEGE PRO MAX!.

If its your wife, U are slightly save but if its d daughters of eve, U HAVE SIGNED UR DOOM!.

EngrKemp:
U got it wrong on chasing money .

Na naija u dey.

1+1 is not =2 in Nigeria.

Be wise .


Else u go dey ur position old without a fadin

My Dad told me those GOOD SECRETS 4years ago and 2day, i am wishing 2 learn more, but; its too late!. MAN HAS BEEN O.Y.O., trying to build a family.

Ihave stopped arguing with kids or pipo witot reasonable experiences, I HAND PIPO LIKE U OVA 2 TIME.

Enjoy your myopicness.

deltateam:
No, I don't believe this crap.
Get a good woman early and build with her.

I don't believe in looking for woman at 35- 45

At 20 you should have a girlfriend who cares and means well for you.

Plan your life to get married at 30 years maximum.

Kids, will NEVER cease to amaze me, Who set d time for a man to settle @ 30?

MOST reason y pipo are getting it wrong is; They failed to follow situations, rather they flow with unrealistic societal standards.

Time has a lot to teach u guys.

luvyaself95:
Which type of woman is coming when the money is available is high time people like you stop saying and typing this outdated and suicidal words.

where did i typed that, one shud get money b4 women wud come?

Indeed, NL has been clouded with Kids and unreasonable pipo.

Enjoy my LAST quote to u, U WON! (Oga of Myopicness).

lamdbull:
Omooo I just tire



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKXWt-iGGHk?si=A_vtaRIaIktojdLW

Send a mail , let me update you on what i told u about this December.

Offpoint1:
Why do lots of female teenagers become highly disrespectful after testing/eating the forbidden fruit?


The boys are not left out either, but it's more rampant with the female folks.


There was nowhere in biology class I was taught sex influences behavior

I don't know Y, but that is d first sign smart mothers know, their children have started doing d do.

Stephen2324:
Age 25+..what advice would you give someone age 18-24?

1. Avoid women, when its TIME for u to get a woman,; They will come EASILY to u like bees.
2. People that chase money will NEVER get it rite!.
Money is gotten ONLY by positioning yourself appropriately 4 Money to chase u.

I CAN SPEND €100 BILLION TO GO BACK TO MY INNOCENT 18.
Man's 3rd leg has done a lot of damages.

Morientez:
Hmmm a plate of ice cream 4100"? Money way i go take cook beta pot soup.. Nia you take lick sugar wey dem put for ice block..

Bro. i am not buoyant neither am I wasteful, but one thing u MUST have to deal with in life is;
THERE ARE LEVELS AND STAGES IN LIFE.
What is 5k ice cream for som1 with gud millions in acct. and solid investments?. Everyone derives pleasure differently.

That 4k soup u will prepare in your LEVEL; a lot will use same 4k to prepare; soup, stew and beans.

NEVER allow your view of life take over logical reasoning.

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

lol...
Heaven gate far from u wahlai, This one na shege, mixed with Vawulence ProMax.

UcheKingsley1:
This one wey look like Balloon.

I like it slim with big butt and standing boobs.

Koret guy.

marvelck:
Checkout her curves and chest .

She full for everywhere.

Having such a woman, you don't need to look at any other women...

Y do u guys fail to know; Individual differences?
Saying having this lady, u won't look @ others is wrong because;
THIS IS NOT EVERYONE'S SPEC.

Infact, she looks too unappealing to me.
I PREFER GIRLS; SLIM AND MODERATELY BUILT, WITH MODERATE B**BS AND SOFT LITTLE CURVY AXX.

obembet:
Nigeria lady Praiseoghre narrated how she lost her boyfriend to her roommate...

Here is what she wrote



Source: Praise Oghre

A lot of ladies are like this; ALWAYS listening to friends.

I once dated one Hausa girl who had an Igbo roommate, i noticed the roomate always visited along with my girl and she made sure she dragged her back home, thus; making sleep overs and romantic times difficult. Infact, Most times, seeing her became difficult because the friend always control her movement.

This same friend usually sit in odd positions, opening her legs and exposing parts to me, whenever they visit me. The green light was much, I was just feeling sorry for my mumu girl wen dey mumu follow Bad company, I neva told her sha.


I complained a lot to my girl dat; I don't like how she behaves and don't have time 4 me unless the roomate travelled but she didn't change.

I started withdrawing small small.
when she got my moves, she started becoming serious but i had started moving on for my sanity's sake.
Few months later, her roomate relocated, Na so girl come down and started being super serious but me; Otilor!.
THE DAY I TOLD HER, AM NO LONGER INTERESTED; WAS A DAY OF FESTIVAL OF CRY.

But i nor send, guy man cannot come and go and live with a confused adult.

MuslimIgbo:
Mumu
May God answer his prayers
What you do unto others, may God allow others do same unto you in multiple folds.

Na wa!.

MuslimIgbo:
Mumu
May God answer his prayers
What you do unto others, may God allow others do same unto you in multiple folds.

Lol.
I doubt if u undastand comprehension@ all.
U just insulted ur ignorance go back and read who i quoted and y i quoted.

Truly, we have a lot of uneducated illetrates who don't take their time to read and undastand.

Keepamsafe:
Please help. Im in a big Dilemma.

The single spinster who is my neighbor brought food for me again last night, but left angrily with the food after knocking and noticing there was a girl in the room with me.

I just greeted her this Sunday Morning, and she ignored my greeting.

Do you think i owe her an apology? What do I do? Does she have any rights to be angry with me cos she overheard another woman in my room? Please help

Im in a dilemma. help please.
OAM4J Mynd44 Rocktation Nlfpmod Seun Dominique lalasticlala help for wider opinion please

Must dey tell u kids everything?

If u are not interested in fvcking or dating her, let her know and leave her in peace.

Pipo like u are the reason, ladies have d habit of NOT showing men Green light. Imagine som1 showing u green lite with horn and double pointer.

LIFE NOR TRULY BALANCE.

gameova:
Try placing your hand in a burning gas cooker fire for just 10 seconds, imagine the pain? Worse still, remember the Aluu 4 boys that where burnt to death in 2012, remember their agony? Now we are meant to believe that a loving God will place his priced creation in a place of everlasting fire burning for all eternity with no form of escape because of finite transgressions and not believing in the death of his son? Even Hitler or the worse human in all history doesn't deserve such punishment.

Christians please make it make sense. Thanks

In God's realm; EVERYTHING/ANYTHING is POSSIBLE!.

psalmsjob:
I'm posting this as a response to the topic that made Nairaland front page yesterday; "See What Someone Bought With An Hour Minimum Wage In The UK £10", the link: https://www.nairaland.com/7929193/see-what-someone-bought-hour

UK & US ARE OVER-RATED NIGERIA IS STILL BETTER in terms of cost of living see a practical example why doing a price comparison: 1 pound to 1 naira today is N1,001 so are you saying with £10 x N1,001 = N10,001 you cannot buy everything in that basket and collect change in Nigeria today?

1 Sliced Bread = N800
2 Spaghetti = N1400
1 Gesha = N600
1 live chicken = N3,000
1 75cl soya Oil = N1,400
1 Midium size Butter = N600
2 Gino Tomato paste = N1,000

Total = N8,800 so your change is N1,200 that's if you exchange pound to naira at offical rate and buying at the most expensive stores or high brands. If you exchange at black market rate and buy at public market "days" you will collect as much as N6,000 after buying everything in that basket....that's about £6 left.

LET'S JUST THANK GOD FOR WHAT WE HAVE AND STOP LOOKING AT AND GLORIFYING ANOTHER MAN'S LAND MORE THAN OUR OWN....OUR OWN NA OUR OWN O

Comparing countries where MOST of the things dey get witot stress to a country where we still pray for electricity, is an insult to comparism.

There is NO advantage Naija have over yanky aside being in d political class, where your generation's future is secured.

Asawoboy:
choose 1 out of the picture

None, Thanks.

DarkLover:
A quick question please,
Is it possible to be under the influence of juju and still be aware of it? I asked this because my girlfriend once joked that she gonna ‘lock’ me whenever she's leaving the country & I saw her chat with her sister that revolves around that.

Recently, I confronted her about the above & she swore with everything that it was all a joke.

I discovered that ever since she left the country my feelings towards other women are dead. I mean I don’t want to have anything to do with any women, her thoughts are always in my head, I’ve been avoiding and running away from them, I’ve declined many invites & visit requests. I’m so scared of women right now and I can’t even fathom why.

I’m moving out too soon but to a different country, we planned to reunite after her studies. But I’m scared ‘cos I feel like under some influence.

Sorry but NOT sorry!.

D moment u underestimate little things, is d day u dig ur own grave.

WORDS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN GUNS.

HillaryNelo:
I pray a teacher plucks ur daughter's ripe mangoes for 5marks in a test. Say amen

Since i learnt d BEST way to reply fools, i have been having a kind of inner peace.

These are pipo dat wud arrest and mess up those dat tries it wit their kids, Mehn,A LOT OF PIPO ARE EXTREMELY FOOLISH!.

Learn how to reply unreasonable pipo.

Depends on how d boss is to me.
If he is not d gud type; I wud leave witot even seeing him/her.

My ex boss was a VERY nice guy, I bet my balls dat; I wud give him a huge sum from my fortune.

officialwdhtv:
“I am Single Not Searching, It’s So Complicated” - Isreal DMW’s Ex Wife Sheila says as she dances in new video!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpQlD03Zq18

I laff wen Kids think, making moni and fame wud give dem happiness.

I know a lot of pipo dat cud give millions to enjoy wot MOST paupers are enjoying.

Pipo wen God bless, NOR DEY APPRECIATE AM!.

4KNGOATS:
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Bros why are u so pained? Afterall those girls are not complaining,their mangoes are ripe let us pluck it for them . they're also looking for ripe banana let's give it to them

Karma and Time has alot to teach fools like u.

U mumu will b d one to arrest anyone dat tries it with ur child.

Pipo wen get sense 4 NL nor truly many.

Kids dat are yet to know their left from right, is wot u fools c as GIVEAWAYS, Imagine wot adults have degenerated to, VERY SHAMEFUL!.

--If u tink i will reply ur next thrash; then U B CONFIRM MUMU!.

Brokendad:
I got into a relationship with a 22 year old girl who's turning 23 by January.

Along the line, she got pregnant. We kept the pregnancy away from her people until after four months.

I have already made a visit to her family to register my interest in marrying the girl and have asked for date for introduction and traditional marriage.

But when she told the mother that she's pregnant, the first question the mother asked her is if she had told me.

When she said yes, the mother was shouting at her that why did she tell me. The mother didn't know that I was with the daughter when she made that call.

Few days after, the mother asked her to return home. A day before the girl left, I have already registered her for antenatal. But I remember when I was paying for the antenatal, the girl asked me not to waste my money.

I didn't know that she has already agreed with the mother to kill and remove a four months old pregnancy.

Immediately the mother learnt that she was pregnant, she asked her to cut all communications with me or she will lay a curse on her.

So, every other communication we were having, the mum didn't know about it.

She left Lagos on Wednesday and today, the mother called me that the baby in her daughter's womb is dead due to stress that the girl was going through while in Lagos. That no one was attending to her, bla bla bla. Not knowing that I have been taking the girl to the hospital all along. She said that they are waiting for a doctor to evacuate the baby.

I feel so terrible right now. This girl is the first daughter and the first to have anything to do with marriage and child bearing. The mother has the gut to kill the first unborn child that was coming into their family.

The mother didn't know that I have all the evidence with me. That I have the test results and the scan results. The baby was doing very well as at the scan we did a day before she left.

I told her that I am willing to take responsibility for her and the child. I am capable. I am willing to marry her. Why then does the mother still go ahead to terminate a 4 months old pregnancy?

The mother attends mountain of fire church. So, I don't know if it's the shame of what people will say about a supposedly murderous Christian home.

I told her that she can remain in Lagos until she delivers if she doesn't want anyone to know that she took in but no, the mother wants to soil her hands in blood.

From my chat with the girl, she's preparing to undergo the abortion. So, it's like the mum called me ahead to inform me that they are about to take the child off her womb. Somebody that a baby died in her womb wouldn't be strong enough to be replying me WhatsApp messages.

I am tempted to take a legal action

Bros, I didn't bother reading wot u wrote but SINCERELY SPEAKING, provided u said; GIRLFRIEND and NOT WIFE; They have EVERY reason to do as dey wish!.

The day MOSTLY this generation started straying from God's plan of union, was d begining of our doom!.

I am not a saint but i believe strictly in; Dancing to one's tone.
ABORTION D FAMILY DID WAS WRONG, but its up to God to punish them AND

NO ONE HAS ANY RIGHT OVER A GIRL HE IS NOT WEDDED TO!.

---To think a lot are quoting and supporting u in ur FOOLISHNESS, shows how Unreasonable and Useless a lot of people are.
This generation is in a total mess, Just imagine how myopic youths are thinking.

----Have a nice day----