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odiaero:
Who be totoview?

CrazyMan:
I would inform you when the time is right.

Ok. I will keep the 50.00 Naira aside waiting.

CrazyMan:
He’s been kidnapped and his kidnapers are demanding a ransom of nN50m. So if you love him, you’ll have to prove it now before he dies in their den.

Ok Where shall I send the 50 Naira?

@ Topic

Realllyyyy The last I heard from a few of them African ladies is that we Asians look so dull and blunt cause our hair is too straight and we seldom use makeup . They told us to perm our hair or wear false hair to make our hair get volume and told us to wear more makeup so I dont know whats going on now.  

And are u sure they dont wear skirts? Come on now. I think skirts are generally used by all females. Ive seen a number of African ladies wearing skirts though  

Korban:
Finally, it is bad for anyone to be overweight(men/women).All things being equal,Men are supposed to be good examples to ladies therefore for us to be overweight atall is forbidden,all i can say is if as a man, you get fat(i.e pot belly and fat arse combo),men that one na bleep UP!.LOOSE THE EXCESS MEAT OR KILL YOURSELF!!

boobfan:
Fat ladies are turnoff to me cos they tend to develop stretch marks,punny odour and so dull in bed.Only canine style can go,woman on top is suicidal,punny slacking with with much fluid,no friction to bring pleasure.Fat chicks always look married with children and not asked out for serious date cos no one needs tokunbo lady.

U boys are being hypocritical. Mentioning fat is not good this and that. Please. let me remind you of those unhealthy underweight people as well. Please do not be so one sided abeg! Do you honestly think a bulimic and anorexic persin is healthy? At least do you actually think they are more healthier than those obese people?

190:

Why that face?

BABE!!! I didnt know u are shorter than I am

Being a 5ft 6 in my counry, most guys are shorter than I am except my brother and cousins brother whom are mostly 6ft 1 to 6ft2 but hey! i cannot date my own family right? so in the end I had to go for a black man!

Why would anyone want to talk to their ex on phone anyways unless if thy have decided to be casual friends. . . but for 1 hour? Lord Have Mercy

Whereis Tosin?

What is Nirthday?

Fortunately for me, I dont have to ask anyone of them as he told me all of those over and over again. Now it stick to my head like glue

Guys, stop talking like a fool here. We know most of you are living in denial. I have seen you guys before and after marriage. before marriage you look all so cute and have a good physique and bla bla but after marriage, mehnnn. . . Im sorry but you guys need to wear a corsett if you think your wife should maintain her figure! You guys have a pot belly like them pot belly pigs and you think u can hide it? U are kidding yourself and u better start slapping your wowo face over what you say here. Nonsense people!

jackpot:
^^i did raps a page long on my offtopic bar. Needed to spice things up and derailing did it. Lol

Since its an offtopic bar, therefore u are still in topic no matter what you post cause its called Off Topic!


[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=675775.msg8408310#msg8408310 date=1306567680]Trust me, There are many things i ain't good at, no one is perfect, truth or lie?  
y[/quote]Ive seen some people with everything and anything. Have never seen a flaw in a few people which i have witness in reality

2buff4Mods:
Gabry looks sad in her pic. Makes me wanna cuddle her and tell her it's gonna be okay . . . or something.

Is this 2buff What happen to your ID

Well, yes Ive been really sad and tomorrow its judgement day.
Thanks for your hug dearie. I really appreciate it.

jackpot:
sometimes we derail our own threads without knowing it. Lolz

Really? But I dont think u derail your own threads sha. Never seen it happening. So thats the similarity u talkin about?


[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=675775.msg8406505#msg8406505 date=1306528178]@ Gabry,  , wats up? been a while, aw u doing?[/quote]Yusuf, please tell me sumthin u are not good at? U are good looking, u are sexy, u are smart. My Gosh! Thank God say Im not your gf. Or I will defnitely feel the hit

Im . . . Well, do u wanna hear the truth or the lie?

CrazyMan:

Speak up now my fellow man

What is Barca? Is it a type of sports?

CrazyMan:
Well my name wasn't mentioned by the first poster which meaans I'm perfectly sane.

Ok we are the same so I guess the both of us are normal