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Family / Re: My 19yr Old Wife Dumped My Daughter And Fled With Her Boyfriend Since On Sunday by MtDave55: 2:42pm On May 18, 2022
toujurs:
Okafor laws can't work on a girl that just got ripe to Bleep alot of dicks out there, it's mostly evening newspapers okafor laws works on.

Oh I see that mean she is still in the experimenting stage, until she collate and analyze her findings then she can choose which is more suitable to obey the law. lolz
Romance / Re: Ibadan Polytechnic Confirms Its Student Died During Marathon Sex by MtDave55: 2:36pm On May 18, 2022
teeshet:
give me some tips. There's this girl i wanna shag.

There are no manual on how to do the doings I the izza room. A very good pre-intimacy is key to $*xua1 gratification, it set the tone on how the act will be played and end. The body language of the lady should inform your moves, responding to the yearnings and desires of the body and mind, $*x is not just physical it's also psychological, if you can control your mental state while in the act you can control how you want her to feel
Politics / Re: 10 Days To Presidential Primary: Southern PDP Leaders Weigh Fresh Option by MtDave55: 2:26pm On May 18, 2022
BlazinGlory40:


Atiku won’t get the ticket this time. From my findings, it likely going to be Saraki. This news about southern PDP leaders considering him has strengthened the chances

It's going to be a though battle, I would have preferred Peter Obi or Nyesom Wike am.mor3 confident in these two men to undo the damages caused by the present administration
Family / Re: My 19yr Old Wife Dumped My Daughter And Fled With Her Boyfriend Since On Sunday by MtDave55: 2:19pm On May 18, 2022
You want to marry tear rubber and not minding if the so called tear rubber will love and respect you, why are you now ashame?

Wait ooh at 19yrs she already have a 3yrs daughter for you? That mean you married her at her 15th or below.
That a girl is matured for knacking doesn't mean she is matured for marriage ooh, they are not different things, that you deflowered her and she still goes out with others mean something is very wrong somewhere. Or could this be a rare case of exception in okafors law?

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NYSC / Re: MISSING CORPER: I Killed Stephanie To Have Her Husband To Myself - Jennifer PICS by MtDave55: 2:10pm On May 18, 2022
What a world

How good is this Edward that Jennifer wants to have him all to herself not minding killing her own sister (Since they are both from the TIV extraction).

I thought I have seen it all with Amaka and Chindinma but I never knew Jennifer will be coming with her own version. Now I understand why they say "fear women".

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Romance / Re: My Male colleague is over-protective of me, I Need Advice! by MtDave55: 1:58pm On May 18, 2022
Hanty, the gentleman might find you attractive but don't want to rush things probably because he is disciplined and ethical, I advice you if he should give it a thought and decides ask you out, give him a chance who know you both might be compatible

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Crime / Re: Deborah Samuel: Aftermath Of The Sokoto Student's Lynching (Graphic Photo) by MtDave55: 12:54pm On May 18, 2022
twosquare:
Crossing into separated regions will be a breach of international laws...and don't forget that these regions which are now sovereign nations will have their own military. India doesn't take Pakistan's shit.

Also remember, Western sanctions dey for such encroachment, and a shoot-at-sight order in the closed borders can be implemented.

YES there are laws and sanctions but why have that not helped in Nigeria case?
Do you that most of those carrying out kidnapping and Banditry are from Chad and Niger republic, who came into Nigeria for such purpose? Do you also know that The mai-ruwa and some of the mallams you see around are not indigenous Nigerian?
Our bounders are porous or are you assuring me that the cause of all the infiltration won't happen in Biafra?

If you are a Christian in the core north, when the country separates, ensure you leave and seek asylum in friendly nations...
Politics / Re: 10 Days To Presidential Primary: Southern PDP Leaders Weigh Fresh Option by MtDave55: 12:47pm On May 18, 2022
BlazinGlory40:


Atiku is from the far north. They are tilting towards Saraki and it’s becoming clearer that PDP May field Saraki this time around.

You're right but Atiku have a very good understanding with the Southerners as well and he is from Adamawa a state that have not produce the head of state before
Romance / Re: Ibadan Polytechnic Confirms Its Student Died During Marathon Sex by MtDave55: 12:44pm On May 18, 2022
He died in active service

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Real men don't use s*x enhanment to satisfy their partner, rather they use skills while ensuring they maintain healthy lifestyle
Politics / Re: 10 Days To Presidential Primary: Southern PDP Leaders Weigh Fresh Option by MtDave55: 12:18pm On May 18, 2022
I believe Saraki is whom they are referring to it might also be Atiku because he also have strong tie with the south than he had with the North where he comes from

That Mallam from Sokoto should instead seek for senatorial ticket
Politics / Re: Tambuwal: APC Planning To Make Ahmad Lawan, Its Presidential Candidate by MtDave55: 6:38am On May 18, 2022
I have repeatedly stated that APC is not a political party, it's an association founded by cabals who wants to ruin this nation.

How can a real political party rely on copying it's opposition moves without any form of innovation to the game of politics
Politics / Re: Deborah Samuel: Police Declare Suspects seen in viral video wanted by MtDave55: 3:15pm On May 17, 2022
After almost a week?
When the cabals and saboteurs are sure that he is in safe haven far away from limelight.

Nigerian is in shit
Politics / Re: 2023: Power Should Rotate To Southern Nigeria – Douye Diri Tells Atiku by MtDave55: 11:53am On May 14, 2022
Diri is sending a message that says I belong to Wike

And Wike is the most suitable for this job especially with the current state of the nation

Wike!
Wike!!
Wike!!!

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Events / Re: My Experience At A Wedding Ceremony by MtDave55: 9:29am On May 14, 2022
Person invite you to come eat and drink, you dey complain sai they no allowed you spray your N50 change. Na by force oooh, since you don't have just admit it, you never can tell Who is willing to lai a helping hand
Culture / Re: Why Must I Knock 3 Times Before Entering A Room A Dead Body Is Being Laid? by MtDave55: 11:58am On May 13, 2022
You will get confused bringing the matter here.

Find out for yourself why you need to knock or not.

When next someone dies in your community go into the room without knocking 10 time's and at different period and go in 10ntimes also knocking before you enter

If you notice nothing different at the end of your investigation then there is no WHY

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Crime / Re: Deborah Samuel: Aftermath Of The Sokoto Student's Lynching (Graphic Photo) by MtDave55: 11:45am On May 13, 2022
habsydiamond:
The way forward will be separation... If we can be one or act like one since the inception... Am not sure we can now.. Though every region with their own problems but the northern past are riding the other regions in every aspect and yet we are still claiming we are one... If we are one everything should be done equally in every aspects of this country but that's not the case. They are everywhere in government, in ministries and so on... Even the security problems we are combating in this country begins with them.. It as been said if u can not cater for the poor man's children, one day they won't allow ur own children to eat in peace... It's happening now.. When u give birth to multitudes of children and at the end of the day give them bowls to go fend for themselves, what do u expect in return a good citizens of the country or what

I would have agree with you but what about the Christians in the North, don't you think it will be worst for them than it is now?
Don't yiu also think that will mean an avenue to finally islamize the entire North, make the christian slaves and even continue to advance into the separated regions.
Will you sleep peacefully if your next door neighbor is after you life?
Politics / Re: Nairaland Online Polls For 2023 Presidential Election (Pictures) by MtDave55: 3:39pm On May 12, 2022
The best candidate for the job is PETER G OBI but giving the opportunity to fly the PDP flag will mean giving APC another chance to rule this country because his igbo greedy and selfish brothers of a politicians will still work against him like they did in 2019

So PDP flag bearer will be Alh. Atiku Abubakar (Waziri Adamawa)
With Atiku PDP will be able to gather more votes from the North even though he is more aligned to the south than the North the North will still support him because he is one of them, so that the south will be shared between PDP and APC.

Believe it or not the northern state are numerically at advantage than the south
Family / Re: Pregnant Women And Weird Cravings! Share Your Story About Anyone!! by MtDave55: 2:37pm On May 12, 2022
Watin concern Ajekpako with craving during pregnancy?
She.

If you de crave for anything in the name of pregnancy you're on your own ooh

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Crime / Re: Rev Fr. Joseph Aketeh Bako Dies In Captivity In Kaduna (Photos) by MtDave55: 2:24pm On May 12, 2022
Nigerian politicians and their extremist brothers called bandits, boko haram, unknown gun men. The armed sycophants they recruited to cause disruption if elections hadn't gone their ways. After making deals with the Devil they're scared, incompetent and reluctant to deal with the menace they have created out of selfish interest.
Whatever you believe in I don't care but I know the universe will definitely pay you all back in your coins, the blood of the innocent men and women spilled as consequences of your greed and evil intension will continue to cry to God for vengeance
Education / Re: ASUU Strike: Committee Of Vice-Chancellors Sends Message To FG, Lecturers by MtDave55: 12:15pm On May 09, 2022
Greed is what is killing this nation.

The lecturers want to enjoy their own share of the national cake because they feel they are being left behind, since they can't loot and siphon money like those in Govt

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Politics / Re: APC Slams Nine Conditions On Presidential Aspirants by MtDave55: 11:40am On May 09, 2022
Selfish interest and greed is killing our southern brothers. Why is it too difficult for them to see the plot.
Why the homogeneous fee? Why are the Northerners reluctant in picking the form at First even when they refused to zone the ticket.

The cabals have already enmark either another northerner or a southern puppet to take over from Bubu, one who will be loyal to their cause.

It's a pity that their hidden agenda and secret intent is still unknown to the citizens of this nation
Travel / Re: Poor State Of A Road In Jankara Market, Lagos (Video, Photo) by MtDave55: 11:15am On May 09, 2022
lexy2014:


What had zulum done?

Go to Maiduguri his infrastructural projects speaks volumes for him.

Am not a fan of the APC led administration but Babangala Zulum stand out among equal
Education / Re: ASUU Confirms Extension Of Strike By 3 Months by MtDave55: 11:10am On May 09, 2022
ASUU are more wicked than the govt itself.
To them govt will listen to their demand because we are in electioneering period, that's dumbest thought of the century especially when it involves Nigerian politicians, a govt headed by boko haram and bandits allies.

The president in particular don't value education, someone who don't even own SSCE, not to talk of improving his academic laurel after many years in retirement. Someone who couldn't send his children to school nit until he became president.

The Govt don't value education and don't care for it.


No hope for Nigeria students ooh...
Sports / Re: Sunday Oliseh Slams Klopp: I’m Disappointed In You, Always Respect Your Opponent by MtDave55: 10:56am On May 09, 2022
J. Klopp easily get frustrated when things didn't go his way. The objective of the game is to score goals and prevent your opponent from scoring that's exactly what Hotspur have done. Why is he upset, because the gap between LIV and MNC widen?

He must not win everything ooh
Religion / Re: My Father Is A Pastor But I Don't Believe In God. by MtDave55: 9:15am On May 09, 2022
Being religious or not isn't important. What is important is your love for humanity. How do you feel when you see people suffering, do you care to do something about it?

Believing in the existence of God shouldn't be something difficult to terms with, if you explain how nature came into existence without attributing any stage of it to supreme being Maybe I will also stop believing in God. God exist, but He is not what most pastors picture Him to be. Most preacher picture him to be horrible and violent, I personally believe God is not that type of being.
Science/Technology / Re: See The Crocodile I Killed This Early Morning During The Rainfall by MtDave55: 4:08pm On May 07, 2022
This is not monitor or prefect lizard ooh

It can either be lacoste or a baby alligator, but the colour of it is confusing
Politics / Re: Oil Wells: Wike Reacts To Supreme Court Judgement by MtDave55: 4:39pm On May 06, 2022
Claiming ownership of what you know doesn't belong to you, even when the owner wish to share it with you on 50:50 basis you still want all at all means.
Wike might be rude and arrogant but I like his courage and hunger for justice.
Out of 36 he is the only governor who have the courage to speak truth to the presidency, he never shy away from speaking the truth. Even in his arrogance he still have faith in the judicial system and knows just the right tools to implore for every matter. That's what a true representative entails, not one who rely on dubious means of gaining what isn't his.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Crisis Looms As APC Includes Withdrawal Letter In Presidential Form by MtDave55: 3:46pm On May 06, 2022
EVIL PARTY
Filled with evil agendas, imagine done near
Family / Re: My Dad Almost Killed Me Today! by MtDave55: 3:40pm On May 06, 2022
Your FIRST MISTAKE was going to take the phone from his room infact it's stealing because the phone ceases to be yours since he collected it from you.
If you have forgotten about it, set plans on how to get yourself new phone and a place of your own, you wouldn't have gotten into this mess.
Time heals all wounds, your dad will calm down but ensure you get yourself busy doing something

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Family / Re: Her Husband Wants A Separate Room by MtDave55: 12:02pm On May 05, 2022
I like my privacy ooh, and I don't like body contact while I am asleep.

I feel there's something she is kit telling you. During the course of this one year after wedding when they're sharing same room the husband should have expressed some dislike over something with her, maybe she just sweep it under the carpet and the husband might be my type that don't talk much but find solution ad soon as I can.

I can't come and be doing praying and fasting over a problem I know the solution to. Life is too short to worry over anything.



WTF Man
Foreign Affairs / Re: Otoniel: Colombian Drug Kingpin And Gang Leader Extradited To The US by MtDave55: 11:49am On May 05, 2022
[quote author=dawnomike post=112538015]And here is Nigeria refusing to extradite Abba Kyari shocked

"Otoniel was eventually captured in his rural hideout in Antioquia province in north-western Colombia in October, close to the border with Panama in an operation involving 500 soldiers supported by 22 helicopters."... This one na war ooo!!!
No be small thing just because of one mad man oooh

In Nigeria someone from the north is above the State and can't be extradited

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Crime / Re: I Mistakenly Credited A Customer's Account Twice by MtDave55: 1:23pm On May 04, 2022
Since you have called the person and he is not willing to assist you in recovery your money back, go to the person's bank and beg the customer care of the bank to invite the person.
Also you can lodge complain of the trasansaction to your financial institution from your business app, also seek the aid of POS association of your locality if you're a member with their connection you will definitely recover your money back.

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