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RisenPhoenix1:
Women use sex to buy love. Men use love to buy sex. Like any economic transaction each party is looking to find a bargain, i.e. spend the minimum amount of their currency to purchase the maximum amount of the service they need. So once women have gotten the man's commitment, they will thereafter spend as little sex as is necessary to keep him from straying to another market. Whereas, once a man has acquired the woman's sexual favours, he will spend the minimum amount of love and commitment to keep her from withholding them. The best solution is to marry more than one wife. Thereafter, they can share the sexual burden among themselves, and the man can pretend to love all of them equally and share a little of his attention among each of them; satisfying all parties involved.

Factoid of life. Free of charge for you.

Full of wisdom. Btw, i understand there's no divine scripture that categorically prohibits polygamy

From drinking you get drunk. Drunkenness is the child of drinking. Doesn't make sense leaving the father and punishing his children when both are in the same boat

100trillion:
Run far from anybody advising you to buy Infinix, tecno, Itel or alcatel!

It will end in tears.

Checkout Redmi, Huawei or umidigi devices.

Samsung is the elder bros of the ones you are recommending.
Op, your budget can fetch you Samsung galaxy A10s, a decent, reliable phone.

skukimania:
Were he a Muslim, no one would have ever found out. He would have been buried alive!
I think our Muslim brothers should extend that 24hrs to like 72hrs before burying their dead.

Wetin consign muslims with this one? Somebody wey never die you go dump am for mortuary and you come dey masturbate here. Muslims,we know, admirably bury their dead in dignity, not allowing the corpse to begin to decay or to be debased in name of embalming.

He never died in the first place. Now that he wasn't mistakenly buried alive, he should thank God. His stomach looks beer-full, though. Could even be kai-kai pregnancy!

I adviSe you to be wary of some of the adviCe posted here.
Got it?
"Advise" is a verb.
"Advice" is a noun.
Note the pronunciation (often disregarded by most Nigerians):
In adviSe the "s" sounds as "z"; while in adviCe the "c" is pronounced as "s"

SS domestic terrorists aka militants and SE armed robbers, cultists and vicious killers are worse than north's boko haram and bandits.
Ironically, these SE & SS terrorists, robbers, cultists and kidnappers plus their siblings and supporters, even here on nl, who are Nigeria's biggest security challenge, will be talking bunkum the north is holding Nigeria down.

owobokiri:
Is Shekau and the gang practicing the same religion with these forward thinking/looking Arabians? Jus asking for a friend...

That's what muslims are saying too:Shekau is just a terrorist.

Don't deceive yourself:
North - Banditry, kidnapping, boko haram
South west - Kidnapping, robbery
South East - robbery, cultists, kidnapping
South south - domestic terrorism (aka militancy), robbery, kidnapping.

Oblongata:
They ‘died’ in a motor accident and not ‘killed’.

May their souls Rest In Peace...

He just can't bear to say his beloved wife and lovely daughter were "killed", a word that evokes violence. Rather, they died (or passed away) - an empathetic word

ChoCho54:
Ok thank you.

I guess I pressed your terrorist button cos you have started vibrating already. No vex o

Vex for wetin, your prophets must be exposed for what they are.

Niger Delta is better off without oil. Let all the oil companies leave, at least that'll bring sanity into the heads of domestic terrorists (aka militants) and the marauding band of robbers,cultists and other killers who have turned port Harcourt and environs into a most dangerous city that even governor Wike, a thug himself, is virtually helpless.

ChoCho54:
What did Christians do when He'll Rufai insulted Jesus Christ?

Go and ask them, but all I know is that a Christian prophet,or whatever his title is, by name Suleiman "prophesied" that El-Rufai would die shortly just because he said even if jesus were his running- mate southern Kaduna Christians won't vote for him.Years after El-Rufai is alive and may outlive the Christian prophet and the useless prophecy.

Clearly, kukah aimed to provoke muslims by saying muslims "have a pool of violence". Now he has succeeded in his aim by provoking a few muslims and they are threatening him. Kukah has surely succeeded in his aim. Good luck to him. A man reaps what he sows.

Vyzz:




First of all where did u chuk that finger

Maybe him chuk the finger deep, deep.

Grandest:
Hmm. Noted. Thanks. Did you say never? Chai... What do I do now?

I pray you succeed, but it takes time.Ordinarily, the system is supposed to reverse a failed transaction within 48 hours, but if this doesn't happen you have to complain to the bank, who will refer the issue to inter switch. They will usually tell you it would be resolved within 21 days. If you're not lucky, 21 days will drag until you get tired and probably throw in the towel. I know of friend who had the issue of debit- without- dispense at first bank atm, using fcmb card. For 3 months she kept going to and fro between both banks until one day an fcmb officer asked her to just forget about the 10k. That's how the poor woman's 10k disappeared, not to talk of time wasted plus transport expenses.

Grandest:
Please I need help on something everyone.
I transferred some money from my First bank using the ATM at a UBA branch to my other UBA bank account . I didn't receive the alert instantly. I received the alert 9am the next day that I've been debited. But the money in question wasn't transferred to my UBA account rather I got a message that says "your account has been debited with ₦20,000 by FBN/PAYARENA. I reported at first bank but the person who attended to me was confused and he told me to come back the next day. Just to add to this, I actually successfully transferred ₦1000 previously to my other using and I still got the FBN/PAYRENA but my other account got credited message but the 20K I transferred later to my other account wasn't reflecting and I was debited and I got a FBN/PAYARRNA message.
Please what do I do?

Stop using atm to do transfers, especially inter- bank ones. If there's problem interswitch will take a month or more to resolve it, or may never. Instead, use your bank app to do transfers on your phone(preferably) or Ussd. If transaction have issues, you settle with your bank

Hongkog:
Not everybody outside Nigerian is enjoying o, sometimes it better to stay home and hustle as time goes on everything will work out.

Before nko!

Aucun:
Then you didn't multiply them naa...

You're taking this thing too personal!

Once you do, even you, yourself, will confirm the outcome!

"Then you didn't multiply them naa". Yes, I agree I didn't and I keep my cars, but you're saying I now have zero cars because of a failed attempt at multiplying them.

Aucun:
Apologies again!
But you sound biased, I don't know why.

When it's other numbers, it's logical... when it's 0, it's illogical? How so?

Also, I feel you're too engrossed with yourself. When they say you should multiply your 7naira by any amount, the outcome is an objective, worldwide truth, not about "you" anymore. Ofcourse your 7naira is still with you (no one is gonna take that), but the product/outcome when multiplied by 0 = 0.

Take for instance, you use it for an investment. In one company, you invest 7naira and they promise you an ROI of x2, while in another coy, they promise you nothing, like you will get nothing at the end of the day i.e. ROI of 0.
At the end of the investments tenures, you will get 7 x 2 = 14naira from one end, but from the other end, you will get 7 x 0 = 0
Remember they promised you b4.

Stop thinking that the whole scenarios's about you alone. Widen your imagination!

I'm still saying the maths is illogical, not necessarily wrong. If you have something and what you wanted to do with it is impossible, that something will still remain with you. I want to multiply my 2 cars in hand and I wasn't able to, will the 2 cars disappear?

IamAsiri:
It's simple. In plain English you can say 0*3 means you were given no apple three times (assuming the person sharing the apples did not give you any even though he shared 3 times) while 3*0 means that there was simply no time that 3 apples were given to you.

What of if I have 3 apples. If I try to multiply the 3 apples 0 times, I will still have 3 apples, not 0 apples.

Aucun:
You missed the pattern. I don't mean no insults pls.

In mathematics, 3 x 7 is the same thing as 7 x 3 .
They are not two different things.

Your example is logical: 3×7 is the same as 7×3 i.e seven multiplied by three is exactly three multiplied by seven. But 7×0 and 0x7 which in mathematics yield the same result are illogical e.g 0 naira x 7 is still 0 naira, but 7 naira x 0 naira still leaves 7 naira intact, therefore the maths defies logic.

DoctorDree:
Buhahahaha.........I kind of agree to an extent.....�

To an extent ke! Anything less than 100% agreement on this is unsatisfactory. Will you be comfortable with 1% smelly toto?

I don't think op's puzzle has been cracked.
0 × 3 = 0 ( the answer is logical: nothing 3 times is still nothing). But why is
3 × 0 =0 (this is illogical: e.g if I have 3 apples and try to multiply it 0 times, I can't, but my 3 apples should remain 3, not 0.
In case the puzzle can't be cracked in Queen's English, I beg let somebody try good old pidgin - maybe this will help, because with pidgin you are not constrained by rules of grammar ( just say it any how- the language is immaterial as long as the meaning is plain).

mekaw:
hhmmm I have given up on female matter since 18bc

Your own better sef, for some people na from the beginning of time.

DNA test is not foolproof or 100% accurate. So, those clamouring for it had better be careful. Unless you catch your partner red handed, why stress yourself unnecessarily. I would rather go with the position that a child born in marriage is fathered by the mother's husband, otherwise the society would end up with more issues than it can solve. To hell with DNA, children are their parents' offspring. If we men " disfather" children, believe it or not those children will grow up to be a serious threat to society. Haba, the same men that are philandering about with everything and anything in skirt, will turn around shamelessly talking so-called DNA test.

Babzrockman:
Atiku children self no dey finish?

Congratulations guys!

At least Atiku knows his children. Iyabo Obasanjo says she doesn't know the number of her father's children! Obj & Atiku - they really fvcked aplenty.
I know a calabar women married to a yoruba who bore 13 children (11 girls, that's a complete football team, and 2 boys, to coach them?).