₦airaland Forum

madgoat:
Mumu stop saying rubbish, only cats will poo on a tray/bowl

You can train a dog to do anything. I don't know why mumus like to call real people mumu.

LuciferReverend:
I've been Born Again more than 6 times. Thrice in Christ Embassy, once in Redeemed & Winners each & once in a Church I can't remember the name.

All I know is the pastor kept squeezing mypt conehead with his hairy paws & spitting in my face that I had no choice but to accept Jesus as my Lord & personal saviour else halitosis would have killed me that night.


*spits

Hahahaha, there are thousands more denominations - you should have kept on searching for the one not satanic.

What do you expect when you keep on with how good the guy is in everything - in bed, with his money etc. Your friend no be mumu now!

nosiebaba:
Dogs can be very useful but person go pack shit tire.

Train the dog to poo correctly. You can get a bowl, half-fill it with sand and place at a convenient location for the dog to poo into. The sand is to allow for easy disposal.

Vince77:
I just wonder what is Army's business with election matters.

The army is part of the security architecture of any country, at election periods and other times. More so, in a country like Nigeria with less than 400k police for 180 million population. It appears from reports that Nigerian soldiers have conducted themselves fairly well so far in these elections. I saw the kogi state-born activist Natasha Akpoti on TV praising the army on their impartiality during last week's election - she was a senatorial candidate on sdp platform. Rivers is the centre of thuggery and state-sponsored violence coordinated by Wike. Only the army can effectively handle the chaos in Rivers.

JasonScoolari:
So says the Professor with the lips of a swollen pussy.

The lifeless drunkard has never for once send a congratulatory message to any victorious candidate he lost to, rather, he will send threats that dogs and baboons will soak in their blood OR he will make the country ungovernable for the winner, Let us get the records straight here.

If he is expecting any congratulatory message, he should kindly tune his Kchibo radio to Yobe and Borno FM.

And as for the Pussy lips professor, he should know that you don't force a man to do something against his will.

God bless the PDP.

Delete "God bless the PDP" in your post. There is nothing in or about PDP that deserves God's blessing. Btw, what kind of blessing can a person be wishing a defeated party - is it that the election be rerun so that they have a second bite at the cherry?

From being the godfather he is now a nonentity in kwara politics. He can't even win a councillorship position today even in his Agbaji ward. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Saraki only sees kwara state as his milking cow, that's why he didn't even build a personal house there.

Like him or hate him, Tinubu is a master political strategist. In 2011 Gej had to align with him to defeat Buhari and in 2015 Buhari got rid of Gej by siding with Tinubu. Enter 2019 and the Asiwaju has done it again. If in 2023 you see the man himself being sworn in as Vp, just remember that you first read it here and don't give the credit to any fraudster self-styled prophet or man of whatever.

Atiku, the president-to-be that failed to be, should throw in the towel now and congratulate Pmb. Atiku and his fellow travellers should stop wishful thinking that election petition tribunal will overturn the results. This election is a crushing defeat and overwhelming win for Pmb - there's nothing left but to accept the reality.

Haba barrister keyamo! Are you so wicked? You thrashed a people so silly at the polls and the fellows are almost going mental from the humiliating defeat and you are making a mockery of them! Haba San, have mercy so they don't go mental kpata- kpata.

basmur:
What fuel is doom was his defection from APC.

Exactly. Saraki's defection to PDP was his nemesis; a political miscalculation. Apc people in kwara were wishing Saraki left the party so that they can mobilize against him, at a time when pdp was weak in the state. If Saraki had contested on Apc ticket, he would have won, no doubt. Apc campaign was very effective especially the catchy phrase "O to ge" they adopted. Saraki also made the mistake of not mounting an effective campaign, again another huge miscalculation. When he defected he left his trusted allies in Apc to destabilise the party. They appear to be succeeding when a state High Court ruled that their factional candidates should be fielded by Inec. These were all Saraki's supporters. Thinking his people had taken over the Apc, Saraki did little or campaign. Apc appeal succeeded when the Court of Appeal gave judgment against Saraki people. This gave the boost to O to Ge movement. Saraki only woke up from his slumber after the appeal court judgment - but it was too late.

Take it or leave it, Saraki has never really won any election before - he had been rigging with impunity but that wasn't possible in this election. If Apc wins the governorship election, as expected, that'll effectively end the hegemony of the Sarakis over kwara state and probably terminate bukola Saraki's political career for good.

Clubkonnect started out a few years ago as airtime vendors. They were OK before but not anymore. Just scammers now. Never have anything to do with those 419ners - in your own interest!

iCauseTrouble:
APC Guber Candidate came to my village for campaign. He asked the villagers to mention 2major problems in the village

They told him that one of their problems is lack of qualified medical doctors.

The politician brought out his phone and pretended to be making call. He later told them "your problem is solved" What's the other problem?

They said they don't have network in the village ���

Ever heard of Thuraya phone? Its got nothing to do with GSM network.

stupidity:
you let the girl stand naked while you fvck her shadow. You’ll enjoy it. Just try it

Hahahaha, from which dictionary you got this from or are you a Prof in this art? Abi na science sef.

Somebody has commented that he should go and impregnate another girl and marry her quickly before she turn a celebrity and spun him!

Well, discretion is the better part of valour. Once beaten, twice shy - better say nothing than commit the same blunder as in the Hilary Clinton prediction. Perhaps this time around his holy whatever didn't tell him who will win. Ah, man of god indeed!

candlewax:
Nigerian government wants to emulate European governments now. They should deduct Jay jays tax from his money in one of the failed bank.

BTW I thought Jay Jay lives in Enugu state, why will he pay income tax to lasg or is it property tax

JJ Okocha did not lose money to any of the failed banks. He nearly did, though, to the defunct Société generale bank floated by the Sarakis. Okocha's almost one billion naira investment was trapped in the bank but he moved fast and reported Bukola Saraki to then president Obasanjo, who waded in and he got his money back before the Bank went under.

See hypocrites calling this lady names. There are lots of self-styled "men of god" all over the place making similarly outlandish statements tagged prophecy.

See hypocrites calling this lady names. There are lots of self-styled "men of god" all over the place making similarly outlandish statements tagged prophecies.

aforosco:
You think channel is stupid. Chanel's awards themselves best TV stations yearly. it is just a PR stuff .You will hear channel is the best TV for the 15th time.And you won't bother ask who awarded them. They don't talk who awarded Them. Unlike TVC,You will hear TVC won NIg media Merit Award for TV of the year. All Channels to is NXT yr they change the template and say Channels us the best TV of the yr for the N+1 Yr

True. This is media 419.

All these blue light emitting devices that are sold as mosquito killers are useless. Mosquitoes won't even go near such devices. Mosquito are now smarter that even ceiling fans aren't effective anymore in dispersing them - the brutes have learned the trick of landing far away from the fan's breeze and crawling to their target.

I respect farouk kperogi, but he goofed on this one. He just rushed to post something he is not sure of. Where is the proof that the pilot in question, even if he's light-skined, is not a Nigerian citizen, whether by birth or otherwise? Which date was the picture taken? Where is the evidence that the chopper in the pic with the "white man" was ever used by Osinbajo? Kperogi, even though you have forsaken Nigeria, but you don't have to resort to this sort of thing because of hatred for osinbajo, a renowned professor of law and SAN who, unlike you, has lived and worked all his life in Nigeria, serving the country with patriotic zeal and fervour.

abbaapple:




She is a scammer!!!

LOL!

I have reckoned that all the miscreants insulting this elderly woman belong to a particular religion.

Sdp, Donald Duke, Jerry Gana - so all the posturing was shakara. Wait o, but Sdp is part of Obasanjo's third force against buhari.

luminouz:
I specialise in banging big yansh women!!!

1.The key is for u to relax,keep ur heart rate down cuz anxiety affects ur performance.... No matter how pro she is,just know she is like every other woman,she no dey come from another planet!

2.Then,most times cuz big yansh women are lazy,if ur getting tired,tell her to come up for cowgirl.that way u recharge while she does all the work!

3.Alternate ur strokes bro....don't do hardcore fast banging all the time o,no matter her shouts of 'harder,faster,deeper'. Regulate ur pace. Do slow(100 thrusts),fast(50 to 200 thrusts)..repeat cycle as needed. Then give ursef a break in between to kiss her,handle her breasts,finger her and tickle her clitoris...no be everything be banging o!!!

4. Change styles.....from my experience, most big ass girls love doggy. U either start this at the beginning(when ur fresh) or at the end(when u want to cum). In both cases,bang hard and fast. U impress her at the former and U cum faster at the latter!! Try standing doggy too(my specialty is when she bends and touches her toes). Great ass view!!!

Just be ursef and be natural.u go do us proud!

Luminouz Out!

Hahahaha, you must have been in this business for long to exhibit this expertise of the game.

naijapips02:
The same court they claimed has no jurisdiction?

Now FG is running helter skelter running from court to court.

Onnoghen is going to teach these fools a lesson, trust me.

Trust you for posting balderdash?

How times change! Saraki is hold up in Ilorin/ kwara state battling to stave off imminent defeat at the polls. This is a guy who, even as governor, hardly spend 3 days in the state. Now it is as if he is based in Ilorin. I doubt if the counter slogan "O tun ya" will drown out the popular anti-Saraki battle cry "o to ge" ((enough is enough).
For the first time Saraki & Co. are going to face a formidable election they cannot rig. If you hear after February 16 that Saraki's bid to return to senate has failed, you should remember you first read it here.

Op forget shiites - they have never participated in elections. Even if they chose to vote this time around, they do not have the numbers to make any significant impact.

chozzy:
Let's hear word jare.

Enough of these celebration of mediocrity

Larfage in Ewekoro generates over 60MW for its cement plant.

Dangote in Apapa, Flour Mills, Guiness etc generate over 50MW each for their plants

Buhari and his minions will not allow us drink water because of a 9MW Perkins gas generator.

That thing they commissioned in Aba is a normal Perkins generator but uses gas instead of AGO/Petrol.

Nothing really spectacular. Only in Nigeria will a president be commissioning a generator and claiming it's an achievement.

I even heard it is Ariaria market taders that contributed to fund the project

Mr man, what are you saying? Should we condemn an initiative that replaces 6000 small petrol/diesel generator with a clean power plant? The 9 mw is the projected requirement of the sprawling market - uninterrupted power 24/7.