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am so moving to calabar very soon. I love light oh! God bless this governor. at last someone is using his number six...

am so moving to calabar very soon. I love light oh! God bless this governor. at last someone is using his number six....

Icecomrade:


Amaechi how come you don't understand the cause of epileptic power supply in Nigeria and you all dead brain could offer you is how to criticise the the previous administration.

But wait o. Where exactly are you touring? Rivers State? I won't be surprised if you are thinking that Wike is the cause of epileptic power supply in Nigeria.

It's shameful that after 6months of your appointment your still touring to understand

#BrainDeadLeaders

na wa o! when did Ameachi become power minister? this man, u too sabi read upside down oh

Gaborone:
Talk is cheap.
Celebrate her by being faithful to her.

my dear if you were tuface, am sure you won't be faithful to her

wetin concern us with ur soon to be acquired made in Nigeria wife, we wan help u rod her?

some people know what to do yet they will be asking what to do. bros if you need a cinema screen to show it to you clearly, please visit silverbird galleria. leave that girl so I don't read your case on newspaper.

please which juice do they produce? sobo?

alberson:
.I Caught My Best Friend And Best Man With My Wife Two Weeks To Our Wedding.

I walked into the room and met my best man making love to my wife
I met Charles on campus. I was in my first year in the university. I had just resumed and was trying to grapple with the demand of university life. One morning I had gone to the cafeteria. While paying for my food, I ran into a young handsome looking guy and we ended striking an acquaintance.
I later found out that we are both in the same department. From then we became friends. In the second year, we ended up being roommates. Our friendship grew from there. We were like brothers. We helped one another in our studies. We looked out for one another. In fact many people on campus thought we were brothers. Charles was a great guy. He was handsome tall and good looking. In fact in our third year on campus, he entered the Mr. Campus contest and won.
That made him become very popular. He was especially popular with the girls. They loved. In fact the attention was so much at a time that he lost focus and his grades suffered.
There were just too many babes jostling for his attention. In our fourth year, Charles had become very used to the attention that it meant nothing to him again. Our association blossomed.
As his fame grew, I became his manager when he attended shows. He also worked as the Master of Ceremony at school events. I was the calmer guy. I made sure I kept my head so I could put my best friend in check. At last we graduated and our parents, who had become friends because of our association, came to celebrate with us. When we left school, we continued our friendship.
We got jobs in two blue chip companies. We also continue to date our campus sweet hearts. Charles and I met our future partners at a departmental event on campus in our second year in the university.
They were both in another department. But we had continued the relationship even when Charles derailed and become way ward. I convinced his girlfriend not to give up on him. Eventually we all graduated and our relationship continued. After about two years of working I proposed to my fiancee. I did not want to waste any more time. But something bad happened to Charles relationship with Adaeze, She had caught him again cheating and had decided to call it quits despite all my pleading. Charles was left to spend more time in my place as he complained of boredom. Adaeze doesn’t come to keep him company again. She had left the relationship for good. I was sorry for my friend. But how many times will I keep interceding on his behalf? Charles now practically was living with me. He also became close to my woman. Gradually I discovered they were both unusually close. When I am at work, they will call me they went out together as Charles had been on leave from work. I noticed their relationship became closer.
But I still thought nothing of it. Many times, I my wife to be will stay glued to her phone chatting. I never thought nothing of it as she could be chatting with her sister s and friends. As the days turned into months, we began the planning for my wedding. Naturally, Charles became the choice for my best man. I had pacified my brother who returned from the United States that I and Charles had gone way back since our campus days. The day of the wedding was set. I was also so busy that I did not notice the change in my fianceé body language. Every time I asked for romance, she was always reluctant and unresponsive. I had thought then that she was reserving her body until we get married. One day, instead of calling my name, she mentioned Charles. Well, I did not get angry because I and Charles are like blood brothers.
About two weeks to our wedding, I had gone to the office to retrieve my computer as I had been granted leave to prepared for the weeding. Charles was home and busy with preparations as usual. I returned home an hour short of when I told my fiancée I would returned.
I parked the car outside our gate as someone had already taken my parking space.I walked the distance to the house. The entire place was silent. I called out but no one answered. I climbed the staircase, and as I made to enter my room, I heard an unusual noise from the guest room. I went to the door and listen.
The noise was a moan of pleasure from an excited lady whose voice sounded like my wife. Why they refused to lock the door is what I can still not decipher. But according to the saying, every day for the thief, one day for the owner.
I pushed open the door and met my best friend, my best man for my wedding on top of my wife. They were both Unclad as they made love furiously. I shouted Charles name and became unconscious. I later found myself in the hospital. My cheating wife was at my bed side but Charles was nowhere in to be found.
He had packed all his things and absconded. I cried profusely as I looked at my wife. When my parents and sisters came into the hospital, I could not reveal to them what brought me to the hospital. I only lied to them that I was stressed out because of the wedding preparations. When they asked for Charles, I could not give any sufficient explanation and I could not tell them that he had been sleeping with my wife to be behind me. I was discharged from the hospital and I am back home.
My fiancée has gone back to her parents place and Charles is still missing. I was later told by his brother that he had travelled finally to Canada and had apologise for the short notice. I know Charles had escaped being confronted with his guilt. But I know he can run but not hide. My fiancée has been pleading that it was the devils work. She said she did not know the charm Charles used for her.
She has refused to tell me how long Charles has been sleeping with her though she swore the time I caught them was the first. How do I believe her? The wedding in two in two weeks and I still do not know what to do. Do I tell my family and cancel the wedding or should I forgive my wife to be.
This is the dilemma I have found myself. I love my wife to be but how can I live with the thought of seeing my best friend Unclad on top of my wife? Should I cancel the marriage and look for another woman or should I accept her apology?
matured comments please ..

please don't go through with that marriage cos if you do, u ll certainly divorce her so why waste the money now. psychological trauma will get u if u marry her.

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Gabaleve:
Criosly you got me laughing

oga you no even get job and you wan waste the small money wey you suppose use take dey run tp go interview ontop my matter
mr idiat no dey form who you no be

please prove ur doubt and send it kogi boy

Gabaleve:
hey u black idiat get set to watch d pictures of ur mad fada chilling unclad as it hits fp

useless son

I will jail ur fucking head for inciting rape statement.

Gabaleve:
hey u black idiat
get set to watch d pictures of ur mad fada chilling unclad as it hits fp


useless son

oh! that's wat u can do? if you be man, send me ur address and watch wat happens to ur whole family

Gabaleve:
and your father is a professional rapist


idiat...quote me again and watch your father run mad

your entirely generation are all RAPIST. now do ur fucking worst u bastard

Gabaleve:
Make them leave the man alone na, the girl wasn't actually a virgin




abeg na joke o...all dis heavy punch too much for my head na


i don go consult oracle,,anybody wey quote me again go run mad

YOU MUST BE A RAPIST.

they know wat they re doing. in their mind, we ll apologise to em. eat ur apology and give em d book. common sense has taught em that u planned the apology before the event.

my brother start praying oh! u married someone who doesn't believe in giving

debetmx:
Thank you Sir for your analysis.

I don't need oyedepo's help, I only need the help of God.

But we could share the loot of oyedepo though.

so you know God exist. praise God for that. you know God and you speak ill of God's servant. even if what he did didn't please you, leave him to God.

debetmx:
OLEDEPO.

Archbishop na miliki.

eya debetmx.for u to arrange ur life,u are there scattering it more. one day you ll cry for help and only the sky will will be closer to you than people that will save u.

hmmm! he dat doeth such a thing will dieeeeee!!!!. abi you will ask where it is in d bible? e dey o.

sorry oga.ur friend is normal. he was manipulated by the pastor.nd the gal only acted on her friends advice.after yrs of being with u ,u want to leave her.dat ll b her mind set.it happened to my friend, she went dere nd destroyed d boy's property. dat she met him when he was nothing nd dat is how she ll leave. come to think of it,somebody made u lose ur job and u got anoda job without d pastor praying for u. only for him to tell u dat u lost ur job nd got anoda and ur gal caused it. that pastor must be a fairy tale story teller. God sef don taya for some pastors seriously.

no he is not gay.he is a gay. wait oh gay means gay.oh he is gay

the fight never end.look at their faces.em no even smile for d camera except dat yellow pawpaw boy in d middle

cossy the engagement is off.I can't stand all this divulging secret anymore. actually, ur boobs almost choked me the last time.

na wa oh! all this people get parents at all? I ll disown any child dat publicly disgraces me. nonsense...

won't be surprised if this boy starts bleating like a goat soon.

my people no b small thing, if I remember dat day I did dat test,it takes me bk to dat wonderful day.I almost died before result came out cos of d skin to skin I did.when I saw negative, I laid on d ground of d lab to thank my God and promised God I ll never have sex again...my broda I pray oh! to keep dat promise no easy o.but I am careful now nd I sure do hv one partner.

in my own opinion, d weed inside dat child was given to d child unknowingly by davido.d dude smokes weed nd his boys too.d child has been with em since July I guess nd its enough for d child to sniff some marijuana from his shirts nd those of his crew.y blame d poor mother?

olamide is just looking for a soft landing with Dbanj,remember a friend of ur enemy is ur enemy.he didn't say anything about the supposed songs he stole from dbanj's studio but he can help Dbanj fight don jazzy.he is just a street boy and will forever be a street boy...

Secretario:
They just finished eating very hot rice.

funniest first hilarious comment of the year

ur professional photographer is a drunkard.