₦airaland Forum

gistmeloveblog:


See more pics @: http://gist4kids..com.ng/2015/12/see-what-man-did-to-his-tv-after-man-u.html

you can lie oh! it's just same pic.just this one

Ewooooo! Manchester united haf killed my enemy oooo

what is wrong with this country? is this country cursed or wat? I can't just understand my country. why are they not talking about building refineries or even if giving license to private companies. Nigeria you dey make me sick...jeez!

he is a member of house of rep for ikeja federal constituency, but how? is ikeja not in Lagos and this man ran as dep gov of kogi.pls nairalanders school me.

Dotmax53:

ENDTIME EXCAVATOR

everything u say is endtime,I guess u greet ur papa gudmorning endtime dad nd same thing u tell ur mum.endtime this ,endtime dat...u re an endtime human being. after all this endtime noise,na hell fire u go still go.

mdbissalla:
[size=20]I no believe dis picture pls...[/size]

GO TAKE UR PICTURE PLS...

mdbissalla:
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GO TAKE UR PICTURE PLS...

mdbissalla:
[size=20]I no believe dis picture pls...[/size]

GO TAKE UR PICTURE PLS...

Towncrier247:
Sent in by a blog reader...

Yesterday evening, I visited my aunt who is nursing a baby at Akute, Lagos. I felt like having a cup of milk, i went to the fridge and found out that her tin of milk was empty. I asked her if she had any more available, then she pointed to a cup on her dining table and told me she had some in it. She told me I could add some Bournvita if I wish. So I added the bournvita to the milk on her table. I gulped it down then noticed the taste was different. I told her about the different taste, and then my aunt burst into a big laughter. She told me it was her breast milk she pressed into the cup shortly before I arrived at her place. She said that it was breast milk i just mixed with the bournvita. I know my aunt is always up to all sorts of jokes and mischief, but this wasn't funny to me at all.

I feel something wasn't just right about her action. I feel like reporting her to my mum but I also don't know what her reaction might be and at the same time I hope I'm not over reacting. Is my aunt's action wrong or just a joke I should ignore? Pls advise me, but I cringe each time I remember. I am 18 years old.

www.newseveryhour.com/2015/12/right-or-wrong-see-what-my-aunt-did.html

long throat,must u drink milk when u visit someone?

just be friends with her and help her life with bathing soap,body cream and powder.thanks

Sean tizzle uses carotone...

nnafather:
I thought he went to school? Still trying hard to understand his expression. Well, now I know that money doesn't answer all things. Go get your WAEC result first.

hater alert!!! u dat hv waec how much do u have in ur bank account. poor man!

FriedPlantain:
Op is obviously misinformed or just ignorant. That Otedola's "small phone" will conveniently buy hundred of your phones with enough change still remaining.

Those phones you are seeing cost over 2 million naira each. The name of the phone is called Vertu

OK u exaggerated but one of that phone on eBay is #500,000.expensive though, I wonder wat the phone can do.

MadCow1:
Collect one Orijin for my head, you have earned it..


Finally, after 8 years in UNIBEN studying Animal Husbandry, you can now read and understand things that are obvious.

wow! another reason why u chose dat name...u re indeed a MAD COW 1

MadCow1:
FINALLY.. UNIBEN Students don see University wey dem better pass for Nigeria..

this is the reason u chose that name... indeed u re a mad cow 1.

Iamthewatcher:
I sincerely appreciate ur contribution bro but nobody is saying something about d age gap.

which age gap? is it written on her forehead? my broda forget this excuse and focus on working on her to ur standard. it is not easy to get a lady dat loves correction and willing to learn oh! a word they say is enough for the wise.

I just advice users of mtn line including myself to be careful cos this "fine" money will come from us.don't b surprised if #100 calls become 2minutes and 4 seconds or u wake up to see ur account empty.MTN ll hv to suck it's subscribers dry to get this money.start using ur Airtel,glo,Etisalat now.

Baba pls probe nimc,no mind their washi cos so many Nigerians hv not seen theirs but u hv under few months.I bet u didn't even register sef but they just brought it for u...pls probe em

Father in heaven pls let Barth Nnaji's name be dere.thank u Lord

vizkiz:
[b]team number 10. If you come my house, I will send you to the kitchen yourself. If you no fit cook e no cornern me.

since the time deborah taught me a great lesson, I stopped entertaining women luxuriously

Deborah will always come to my house almost every weekend cuz she knows I will buy turkey and cook my favorite dish (vegetable and pando yam) for her or I will go to "tantiz" and get her pie with ice cream...

Chai, I mumu no be small!

I will be in the kitchen for hours cooking before she arrives. When she comes, I'll serve her and we will start watching movies. After that she will put on some music and start dancing Upon everything, my people, after all my efforts to make her happy and comfortable I didn't see deborah's pants oh.
She kept doing all these for good 2months. Thank God for my padi who woke me back to reality. He told me what I should do when next she comes visiting.

Do you wanna know what I did the next time deborah came to my place? Watch out for episode 2 [/b]

u no Cook so she vex go house.longer throat no go kill Deborah.

ebonywilly:
RE: KASHAMU SPONSORS BILL ON MENTAL HEALTH


Our attention has been drawn to a report with the above title in the online version of The Punch newspaper which might be published in the hard copy of tomorrow, Friday, 9th October, 2015.

Despite exercising great restraint in not joining issues with The Punch newspaper over the years, we have noticed a consistent pattern by some elements within the newspaper to prosecute a proxy political battle.

This time, the newspaper took its biased for Senator Kashamu a notch higher when it deliberately twisted a report that a bill he sponsored on mental health illnesses had passed first reading in the Senate.

Instead of commending Senator Kashamu for being one of the first set of lawmakers to sponsor a bill in the 8th Senate, or at least just report event and tell us the contents of the bill, it went on a binge to cast aspersion on his person.

First, we which unnamed experts told The Punch that drugs "remained the major cause of mental ailments among the youths?" This is just a colouration given to the report by The Punch's Sunday Aborishade who has a clear mandate to report lies about Senator Kashamu and/or twist reports that relate to him.

Recall that he was the one who, shortly after the 8th Senate was inaugurated in June, reported that Kashamu was absent at the Senate whereas he was not! Now, in another of his jaundiced report, Aborishade says "Kashamu is currently being investigated by the National Drugs Law Enforcement Agency on issues relating to drug abuse which, experts claimed, remained the major cause of mental ailments among the youths".

Pray, does it not smack off ignorance that a man who had been tried and discharged severally over the same allegations both in Nigeria and the UK could be said to be "being investigated"? If he is still being investigated by the NDLEA (the very agency that had severally testified in his favour), why was the extradition proceedings instituted against him dismissed in June, this year?
In case The Punch and its minders do not know, according to WebMD, mental illnesses are caused by three major factors, namely biological factors/inherited traits, psychological factors and environmental factors. It is under the environmental factors that you have substance abuse.

So, the less than clever attempt to narrow mental illnesses to drugs abuse and make Senator Kashamu unfit to present the bill, even when several courts have exonerated him, is wicked and unprofessional, to say the least!

It is only consistent with The Punch’s Pull-Kashamu-Down campaign. It has an uncanny penchant for twisting anything that relates to Senator Kashamu, and there are several examples. It reportage of Ogun State/South West PDP issues, congratulatory message to Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, face-off with the NDLEA and lately the NANS award!

We do know the relationship among the Managing Director of The Punch newspapers, Mr. ‘Demola Osinubi, former Governor Gbenga Daniel and some expired politicians in Ago-Iwoye, Ijebu North Local Government Area of Ogun State where Osinubi and Senator Kashamu hail from. But we never knew that anyone who sacrifice professionalism on the altar of primordial sentiments.

Clearly, someone is under a clear mandate to use the newspaper to run down Senator Kashamu under the pretext of performing its professional duties! But, we know that no man, no medium, no matter how powerful, is God!

Thank you.

Signed,
Austin Oniyokor,
Media aide to Senator Buruji Kashamu.

why ll he not sponsor it? does he not know how many pple his drugs has sent to psychiatric hospital...

Juliet u said nothing is wrong with lesbianism.no wahala but pls answer this simple question " if to say ur fyn mama say she wan b lesbian shey u for dey hia dey talk like this"? I think I know d answer to dat question. so madam gerrara hia mehn!

oga abeg shut up.admit it oh! we men are nasty

macroscopic:
Pls Nairalanders help!!

I met this beautiful damsel while serving(NYSC) in Imo State in 2013. She accepted to date me on one condition (NO SEX before marriage). I gladly accepted. Our love was a major gist in town because she is a beauty queen. I so much loved her with all my heart..She was a virgin and I so much respected her for that...I spent 75% of my allowee on her in addition with my personal savings...

On several ocassions, she lost control of herself during romance but as a gentleman, I kept my promise by not harvesting the forbidden fruit.. Her love for me grew stronger because of my self control. After NYSC, I relocated to Lagos in search of greener pasture. Things got tougher because jobs were extremely scarce. Still,I struggled to send her some money through her father's first bank account (she was 18yrs then).

Once in a month, I travelled from Lagos to Owerri just to see her....Our love was so strong..But since inception of this year, things got pretty bad that I could not meet up with my routine travels to see her. After 3yrs, I got a job few days ago in an oil company and I was so enthusiastic to relay the good news to her....But to my greatest shock ever...She sent me an apology sms that she will be getting married next week...I was preparing for sunday service but the news automatically made me fell asleep. I just woke up and feeling abnormal...She is calling but I can't imagine myself taking the calls...Pls I need your pool of unalloyed advice...

Pls save a soul today and God will bless you..Thanks

my brother God just saved ur life.move on with ur life and let another woman enjoy ur new job.I don't know y IBO gals do such always. my cuz got same treatment from an IBO gal.I fear em with my whole being.

women ll always be women...chei!.He bought her a gold necklace as totem and she bought him a sock,socks of all things.this man is in trouble forget love.he should watch his back all d tym

the agency found a case with these past governors,the best thing is not to pass em.we want credible pple to work with Buhari.let us not use sentiments to make em ministers because they campaigned for Mr president. all set down protocols laid by the president should be followed so we can have men dat love this country come in and do good jobs.

just three things he was asked to do. not 7 point agenda... only 3 simple things.God bless Nigeria

freedom96:
Lol...Wike be like...what re this guys talking about?

is it me or nobody noticed this Adolf Hitler kind of mustache wike has on.

I read this thread 2 hrs ago ndit just dawn on me dat u loosed dat amount of money because of #500.u sef u too like money.u no fit even dash em...doh! sha

Elxandre:
I created this thread with the newly released phone, Infinix Hot 2 in mind.

This is a country that supposedly hates stealing and even go as far as lynching petty thieves.
But we "tweak" and steal the data incentives offered to people who buy phones with their hard earned money.

People defend tweaking to browse Free on our ISPs, with the premise that they are only "revenging" the evil done to them by these service providers, who have refused to provide truly affordable data.

My Question is, why should I buy a phone and meet my data already stolen, when I'm not the ISP that you have your grudge against?

This is synonymous with stealing and corruption, and if you actually campaigned for "change", but still steal incentives from people, you are just another hypocrite.

I do it...kill urself.lol

a week ago or so,a 27yrs old man took two ladies to his house to unwind and he ended up winded.now it is one offshore worker. guys, pls be warned about the "2 ladies"

mama afrocandy,jealousy no go kill u...shout amen!

emmyblackky:
Where are the security agents? This APC sef

how this tk concern APC? somebody ll snatch ur babe now for this ur yeye talk and u go still dey hala APC.

OboloMAN:
The National Association of Nigerian Students
(NANS) has lambasted President Muhammadu
Buhari on his achievements within his 100 days in
charge of affairs of the country.

The students’ body said the President had failed
to give a clue on whether he would turn things
around for better for the masses within his
constitutional four years in office.

NANS spoke through a statement issued by its
Vice President on National Affairs, Comrade
Timileyin Gbenga Ayenuro and tagged “Let the
change be realistic, not a mantra”.

Besides, it lamented the President’s failure to
fulfill his 100 days promises made to Nigerians,
particularly the youths, during the campaign.

However, Buhari through his media aides and the
All Progressives Congress (APC) National
Publicity Secretary, Lai Mohammed has denied
making promises to do a particular thing within
his 100 days in office during the campaign period.
But, the students union insisted that the President
has no reason to deny or refuse to fulfill promises
he made to Nigerians during the campaign period.
The statement reads, “During Muhammadu
Buhari’s Presidential campaign, it should be
recalled that a public letter was published by the
President titled, “My Covenant”.


“He made no fewer than thirteen promises to
Nigerian in the document which are: Reduction of
fuel price to N45 per liter; Subsidize oil price at
$100 a barrel; pay the poorest 25 million people
N5, 000 every month; guarantee 40,000
megawatts of electricity in four years; Post NYSC
Stipends; provision of Free meal ticket per day for
all Nigerian school children and also provision of
three million jobs in his first year in office.


“To the utmost surprise of every Nigerian student,
President Muhammadu Buhari, has not only failed
to deliver on his numerous ‘100-day in Office
promises’, the President and his media machinery
are intentionally and falsely, in the bid to cover
the ineptitude of failing the ‘100-day integrity
test’ in the court of public opinion, denying these
lofty promises made during the electioneering
campaign.


“Also, he promised to build four refineries in one
year; provide free education to all Nigerian
children, conquer Boko Haram in two months,
payment of allowance to Graduate job seekers,
Tackling Child Labour, Graduate Employment,
Nationwide Environmental Sanitation Plan, No
foreign Health Care for Government officials, 20%
Education Budget, Just Farm, Government Buys
Policy, Educating the Girl Child, An Independent
EFCC and ICPC, Establishment of Office of Public
Defender, Protecting Freedom of Speech, More
Government spending on Health, Improving
National Security, Prompt and stress free pension
payment, Addressing Ethno Religious Tolerance, A
fair deal with women and Corruption Free
Election.


“With the aforementioned lofty promises,
Nigerians thought the change they expected had
come. But amazingly, after 100 days in office,
Buhari whom they described as ‘Baba Go Slow’
because of his sluggishness in executing
government policies, has not achieved any of the
promises.


“Muhammadu Buhari should learn that Nigerians
mean business and are ready to see
developments around the nooks and crannies of
the country. Nigerians believe that terrorism will
be a thing of the past, corruption will be a
forgone issue. Nigerians believe that the new
president should find a lasting solution to the
backlog of unpaid salaries, perennial fuel scarcity,
fuel subsidy regime, cost of governance,
institutionalized corruption, insecurity, erratic
power supply, poorly-developed education and all
other human endeavors. The clock is ticking!


“Also, it is disheartening and perhaps, indicative
of the direction the administration of President
Buhari is heading with respect to the lopsided
appointments made so far. He is just being driven
by the passion to salvage a ‘perceived’ sinking
state, irrespective of who is negatively affected.
He needs to know that we have a federation that
should be run through established laws. All the
federating units must be part of the government
to avoid unnecessary litigation against
constitutional violations.

There are still many more appointments to be made and Nigerians are watching to see what will happen.”

www.dailypost.ng/2015/09/06/nans-tell-buhari-you-have-disappointed-us-in-your-100-days-in-office/

he should fulfill his promises under 100 days abi? una be tif.can anyone set up Nigeria under 4 yrs,I doubt.you guys re students but u re behaving like motor park touts.let him do wat he can do and let someone else continue from dere.NANS don't choke my president ur president.