₦airaland Forum

A bull with a limp cöck. Shame!

Save up and buy what you want.

I have phobia for rodents.

Never impregnate a woman that I ain't your type.

Waste of time and energy. Foolish boys.

WTF? You ain't no different from that young lad.

Urgent 2k would be presented to her. What a country!

I still don't know why Nigerians like this "Aso ebi" shit. Well, I don't care whose party, I ain't buying no shit. I don't even like parties.

Ritual that can't afford them a Tesla. Useless and lazy folks.

nedekid:
Sharp guy!

Lol

I'm a very private guy.

Only a jobless man would nut inside you 32 times a day!

Nigerians have abused the word "Billionaire."

Nigga ain't Pushing P.

Girls have done many crazy shit for me. I've been a lucky dude all my life.

Brownygold002:
I skipped JAMB to travel to Abuja just to be with him for his birthday only to meet him seriously bleeping one OLOSHO In his car. The tears wey commot from my eyes ehn... E fit boil beans. Gave him the insult of his life thou. He tried begging me that it was a mistake, buh I slapped him thunderously and walked out of the house.

You missed that year's admission, right?

Mofos cannot keep up!

Simran94:

You sef see am.
Ask them what feminism is now, they will go and copy, paste from google

So many ignorant folks blinded by hatred.

EgunMogaji2:
So you can take me catch cruise abi? No way

pandax:
And today?

Top of my game.

Omicron007:
Happy New Month Mr.Green Man, I wish you more of God's grace this month.

May lines continue to fall in pleasant places for you and all Nairalanders.



More love, less ego.

Special shout out to:
Fergie001
Robosky02
Totilopussylick
Amotolongbo
Paulolee
Mufasalion
Chatinent
God1000
DATboredberry
Fernandezisback
Nwamaikpe
Pocohantas
Slawormiir
Explorers
iLegendd
lalasticlala

Bless up, brother.

We awaiting the gospel of More Love, Less Ego by BigWiz.

Miroslavv:
Ogun owo no fit give this kind money.
Owo Tabua!
Instead make you go buy boot begin play ball
You decide to use your banny do Ogun owo.
Ogun owo Camry Pencil ati 3 bedroom Flat.

Lizzydonnah:
Abet shut up, shoshosho up and down. E no dey tire you? Are you the boyfriend? Rape apologist oshi.

Some men are shameless.

Love it! Green can never go wrong!

Red Pillers will like this news.

Nigga be catching cruise. Food for bloggers.

RichyBendollar:
Please i just started making plans of traveling out of the country , UK or Canada , i don’t know where to even start from

I can guide you through.

Acidosis:
A guy with a Nairaland moniker, "To-To", in caps has a lot of convincing to do with his dad about his level of maturity and decision-making abilities.

My impression of him has nothing to do with whether he fornicates or not.

You ain't as learned and intelligent as you project yourself. Goodbye!

Greystone:
Fine girl.

While so many girls are bleaching, the majority of men appreciate natural skin color.

What an irony…

I don't know how some men find bleached ladies attractive.

Someone with natural light skin is still my favorite, but bleached skin? Hell no!

Where's my Maria?

Dubai is waiting.

Bandits have kidnapped them for ransom.