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ConcNiggress56:
guys


this isn't funny anymore.. the way my brother acts lately.. like he's gon commit suicide..



I want to auction my virginity to anyone who can give my brother a good job or give him #2M to start a business..

#PleaseHelp
no jokes.

Where are your morals? This is insanity. If you want to screw, by all means screw but don't try this shit. Do you want your brother to actually amount to anything at all in life?.
Listen, I almost gave up on myself, saw suicide as an option and did slip into depression when I was struggling to start and no one was willing to help. Today, that is behind me and I'm pushing forward. Unless you put this up to garner attention, it is the dumbest thing to try or do. What if he blows the money with the necessary mistakes that most certainly accompany the word "starting"? It therefore means he has blown your virginity. Tell him to stand up and man up. If you wan chuck, chuck but not for that excuse. I can oblige you that without the absurd reason attached.

laudate:
Nah! The dumbness is actually oozing from your words. How can Nigeria grant you land for free, after you eventually get your Biafra? When the Nigerian authorities are not daft? Or is that another chapter of the book on delusion that Kanu has sold to you gullible lot? You are obviously dreaming. Please wake up. Right now, your state governors have been unable to turn your South-Eastern states into an El Dorado, so what makes you think that they will turn Biafra into paradise overnight? You want to become the new China? Go right ahead. Who is stopping you? Don't worry about our IGR. Other ethnic groups or nationalities will move in and take over once you leave. All the commercial transactions you have been engaged in, within our country are not rocket science. Others can easily do it.

You claim we have little regard and no appreciation for you. Do you and your crew have any regard and appreciation for other ethnic groups? You and your folks are masters at sowing conflict, ethnic slurs, bile and hate.... yet, you want others to appreciate and regard you. Haba! You cannot plant yams and harvest potatoes. It doesn't work that way. You sef, check am nah!

Well there's little or no need for rhetorics or word-war. Support and champion referendum and every action that will ensure we are excised from Nigeria and let the future be the judge.

We will all still be here on nairaland (if it retains the name) to check the score cards. Let's do it that way.

laudate:
You can see why they still want to eat their cake, and have it. This is one major reason why they want to continue staying in Nigeria, even after their Biafra is eventually granted. Anyway, this is why I like our state governors. They also have a form called "Revocation of Certificate of Occupancy." I am sure it will come in handy, after these 70% stop marching up and down to usher in their new republic. Na dat time dem eye go clear!

Dumb. Who will be the worst for it? The state IGR of course. Even after Biafra is granted, you and your likes will be granting us lands for free just to make us invest in your states and boost you IGR. You see how the various state governments worship the Chinese investors? We will become the new China to you all, the darling investors being wooed with tax cuts and free lands with guarranteed protection of lives and investment. You have very little regards and appreciation for us because we are still here with you. Wait until we are gone.

edenhazard:
can I pm u sir

ok

[quote author=edenhazard post=58191666]who can fund my breast implant surgery can have my honey pot for free for 2 years [/quote

How much is the surgery?

abbeyfel:
Congratulations. Just remember that igbos prosperity so far as been dependant on a large number of people (the whole of Nigeria) to sell to. Now you need to worry about where to go sell your produce. Like other African countries...

Thanks for the reminder. It shows you aren't business incline. China sells to the world. The world, including the fragmented state of Nigeria will be our market. There will be bilateral agreements, the Ecowas charter, etc. We are still members of Ecowas, which allows free movement of goods. We will not be affected by that that much bro, because we will be at liberty to have bilateral agreements with whatever country we choose at our terms. Not to worry, the north will need to offset excess food they produced. The Igbo, ever business ready will step in a middle men between the Niger delta republic, oduduwa, middle belt and the rest. You will still buy our goods, maybe not immediately, but eventually. Let us worry about that.

abbeyfel:
This is not a matter of wanting Igbos in Nigeria. Its a matter of let peace, unity reign. Its about coming together to form a formidable force to forge ahead. There is nothing an Igbo man is doing in the west that a westerner can not do better. Is it importation of goods from where ever or the spare part industry? Trust me, that industry was only left to the easterners because we believe in division of labour. Just note that what igbos produce are majorly imitations of the real things, and are majorly sold to people outside that region like the easterners and northerners. In the west, only people who are managing use igbo made products because they lack standard...

China started out that way and today they produce stuffs used even in American. when we go, we shall make enabling lagislations that will see to the standardization of our products. This country will never allow that, hence we need to be on our own to grow. Good a thing we've started with immitation, we can as well upgrade it to original with support. Biafra is here.

Oladimejyy:
One thing i'av notice about you igbos is that whenever anybody talk about good thing about Yoruba,You igbos always attack that being including your leaders too.
Yorubas never hate igbos but you igbos hate Yoruba.
Since you guys hate Yoruba why cant you leave Yoruba land and lets see if you can survive

This has nothing to do with Igbo hate Yoruba. The fool who wrote that piece, whether the piece is beautiful or not, is an Igbo Efulefu. The hatred and attack here is on him and what he represents, and never on the Yoruba.

WE, NDI-IGBO AND YORUBA, NEED TO GROW UP AND STOP THIS INSANE MUTUAL MUD SLINGING AND BASHING. WE NEED TO BOND TOGETHER TO ACHIEVE GREATER THINGS.

Joe is a fool.

CarolineOlawale:
look at his flat head. I'm sure he inherited is cowardice from the useless cross-dresser called ojukwu!


useless thing!

What's your problem, you? Can't you function properly without these vituperations and tribe denigration? You are a woman, if your I'd is correct, for God's sake. Snap out of this very disgusting act of tribal e-war. Unless you are camouglaging for those elements that wish to keep the south in perpetual servitude. Stop please.

Mazeed:
I'm so happy that this issue is coming up like this, it's interesting and I support the move. Let federal government allow them to go and have their own country so that at least peace will reign. If they think they can stand on their own why don't federal government give them the go ahead to do so. Our togetherness in nigeria is no longer attainable rather than causing chaos and disorderliness.

"if they think they can stand on their own....". We don't think; we know we can,and have been doing it for the past 50 years with just 20 pounds left with and savagely ravaged by war. We came this far. We can and will go further. let us go.

Aufbauh:
The Biafra agitators never think it through the consequences of secession on their immediate socio-economic survival.

Now that the nonchalant Northern youths has taken their dream close to them couple with the seed of hatred they've sown all around, the eventual reality is starring them at the face with dreadful confusion.

What eventual reality? is it the north that does not need the so called socioeconomic survival? Abeg, swerve with your one sided observation. Doesn't Nigeria carry out business with Benue, Chad, Niger, Ghana and other countries of the world? So does dividing this sham of a country mean we can't do business again with Arewa or Odua or Izon or any other country? Una no serious. let's have a referendum. Simple

Stupid

SuperS1Panther:
Story for the gods.

Before Nigeria crashes, we would have taken a fair share of our entitlement. Afterwards, if you guys like you can burn down your part of the country, it will not be none of our business.

Taking a fair share of your entitlement won't still be enough. You'll exhaust it quicker than you got it and then what? We will laugh last.

Okolo from Kano? Okay.

KehnnyCares:
[/s] You know what, try this with me tomorrow.

You're running away with your tail inbetween your legs. Didn't you know today was Sunday when you started this shameful hurling of insults at someone and a people whose only crime is asking to be allowed to walk away from a union that does not appreciate him/them?

It's cowardly, very shamelessly cowardly to try dodging from the fight you started with such lame excuse of 'try this with me tomorrow'.

You should have waited till tomorrow before allowing us a peep into your shallow brain.

You refused and rejected God. He didn't come on social media to cry, because he accepts and allows your use of your volition power. Now another person has refused and rejected you and here you are whining and looking to change her.

OgbeniSir:
Inbox me bdoverltd@yahoo.com

Okay. I will.

refiner:
....and i have a crush on seun...

And me on you.

OgbeniSir:
35k will do it for you. I just registered my own agro products trademarks at ministry of trade. If you want the contacts of the Oga that did mine let me know

Please, can I get the contact? I need to register a trade mark too.

ekems2017:
Good. Don't let them go !!! Remain there.

Isn't there a better way to handle such case than to jump onto the car bonnet and this public display of imbecility?

This is the apogee of stupidity, the least I expect from any self respecting woman.

I (the I should have a dot under it) tehunla? (meaning have you woken up?) eeeeh (yes) ! nrahuzi kwa anranhu z!? eeeh. (yes) Nde!
I rep Igbere-Ebiri. Bende LGA, Abia state Igbo nation
Igbo n'asu n'olu n'olu

Iskander2:
THEY ARE FREAKING OUT THAT THEIR PILES OF LIES ARE CRASHING

Very childish. So much for intelligent debate. Mtcheeew. I'm done talking with you. I appreciate the opportunity to see the depth of your brain. Next time, "there will be no next time." Just thanks already.

majekdom2:
Language alone does not define a Nation... Oga wake from your delusion

Your insult not withstanding, Language is the most and strongest factor that determines a nation. Everything else follows from there. There may be similarities in culture and the rest, language still is and remains the strongest factor that determines who's who and who's from where. Little wonder God's response to man's challenging brotherhood and oneness in babel was to confuse man's language, hence racism, ethnicity, tribalism. He didn't touch their culture or customs. He confused there language because language is the carrier of a people's identity, customs and culture. Ikwerre in rivers state, Igbere/Ibere both in Abia state and Nkwerre in Imo state, are all Igbo.

If Ikwerre says he is not Igbo. I from Igbere is not also Igbo. Then let's see who is Igbo. The marauding Fulani herdsmen can differentiate this, I hope. Put them on notice.

majekdom2:
you see, you are a regular unintelligent Nigerian that lack debating skills. You just contradicted yourself. You said I have an English name because I may have had relationship with the British. But does it make me a British. Simple, those names are there because the rivers people had a relationship with the ibos. You find more ibos in Rivers State than other ethnic group because of th location. Does this "relationship" make rivers Igbo?? there are loads of individuals with British first name and surnames in Rivers because of the relationship they had with oil explorators... does it make them British. Are you sure you aren't having a mental disorder??

Your tantrums notwithstanding, please, talk about Ijaw and stop centralizing by saying Rivers. Portharcourt is 40-50 % Igbo. The Ikwerre, Etche, Omuma, Obigbo etc, are all in Rivers state and the are all tribes in the igbo nation. stop this Rivers is not Igbo nonsense and talk about Ijaw, which of course is an ethnic group on her own. Igbo stretches from Agbor down to Igweocha (portharcourt.) Now you can show me more of my alleged unintelligence.

Igbo is a nation. Ikwerre, Ika, Nkwerre, wawa, Ngwa, etche, Igbere, etc are all tribes in the igbo nation. I am an Igbere man from Abia state. you are Ikwerre from rivers. If you are not Igbo. I am not Igbo. If you claim Ikwerre, then I claim Igbere.
Igbo has over 200 dialects with Abia state alone having more than 30.
A dialect becomes a language if it loses mutual intelligibility with the mother tongue. Ikwerre has not lost that. Igbere has not lost that. That mutual intelligibility in the Igbo language which ensures that an ikwerre man or Igbere man from the interior can fairly understand the 'central Igbo' or the igbo language of a real cosmopolitan city without aid or requiring interpretation even if he can only speak his dialect is what makes and leaves us all Igbo. You can hardly understand my dialect if you ate not from my place. Same with an ikwerre man. But the moment I step down to the central Igbo language, the confusion will be settled. This can't be if an ikwerre, Ibere, igbere, waka or nteje man goes to the north or south.
Meanwhile, Ijaw is Ijaw. Ijaw is not an ethnic group in the Igbo nation, same with many other tribes in old eastern region.

Ikwerre, Nkwerre, Igbere, Ibere are all tribes in the Igbo nation.

majekdom2:
I have an English name, does that make me briton?

Let me answer that question. You can only adopt a name from another language either through religious conquest, as in Islam/Christianity, colonialism as the English names got to us, intermarriage, social relationship or you are simply one of them. To ask if answering English name makes you English sounds very daft and mischievous. You answer English name because of our relationship with the British, I.e., slavery, Christianity, colonialism. you can only take on a peoples name through either of these, or intermarriage/trade or you are one with them.

ganie:
he believed in the movement,from ur assertion can we say he was brainwashed?

No. He wasn't. The proponents didn't single him out to give him a special preaching that is different from what everyone else heard. He added the yeast that saw him hurt by himself.

Like alcohol, our limits differ. If a one bottle man takes two or three and misbahave, will you blame the barman? No. He allowed himself into that situation.

ganie:
This man no lie o,my neighbour spent all the gratuities he received from min. of power n steel on this and I tell you today his family finds it hard to eat. Need I tell you he didn't invest a dime in anything.

That's your neighbour's fault. Will you blame Christ for hose who disposed of their properties and shared the proceedings in readiness to go to heaven in the 18th/19th centuries when they took too literal the often repeated words "Christ's return is imminent", and even assigned a date to it out of their overzealousness?

You don't blame the Biafran preachers for the mistake and miscalculation of your neighbour.

sarrki:
The best igbo man ever liveth
Greer than Kanu and ojukwu combined

Sarraki the clown. You have out grown "Don't be silly". Pity yourself, please.

sarrki:
Please don't involve Igbo leaders

Rather tell those crooks called ipob to meet the bail term

Every ox love to hear itself bray. You seem to love the sound of your voice, hence your haste to spew nonsense, to defy simple logic and reasoning and to always crudely, brutishly, stupidly thrust your imbecility through the hymen of sense and rationality. You're pathetic.

EdCure:
I'm Edo.

That said, your understanding of my post is not up to me. Afterall, it is a well established fact that some of you IPOBians have the loathsome avarice for intellectual objectivism.

Avarice means greed. If we have the loathsome (hateful, detastable,) avarice (greed, Oliver twist syndrome) for intellectual objectivism, it is very commendable bro. It simply implies that we are extremely objective and reasonable to a fault.

Mind your English, especially when you want to impress.

Aderola15:
Kikikikiki
Ori mi wu oooo, e lagi mo.
Thanks swtz

Aderola, I like you. Can we talk outside Nairaland?