AdolfHitlerxXx:
Went to Uyo end of last year....Akwa Ibom gals are tha shiit!

My eyes were popping all the time with their beauty and provocative dressing

Akwa Ibom gals with big and sexy ass. They like the shit too much but they like it raw.

I shock

daewoorazer:

The only hope for the Mum is if the kid is a girl...otherwise

No hope. Lesbianism loading

PrettyCrystal:
A young man was left heartbroken and shocked after he allegedly caught his girlfriend with another guy in a hotel room he paid for in Sapele area of Delta state. The rich boyfriend was said to have paid for a room at the Simple Ocean hotel and left his girlfriend to stay there and wait for him due to his busy schedule.

According to Sapele Oghenek, the boyfriend told the girl he would be coming back to the hotel later. After finishing what he was doing, he tried calling his girlfriend to let her know he may not come to the hotel that day but she was not picking his calls. He reportedly started calling her from 4am but she refused to pick up

Worried that something might have happened to her, he drove straight to the hotel room - only to discover that his girlfriend was with another guy after various rounds of sex.

The heartbroken guy immediately broke up with the girl who asked for forgiveness all to no avail as reports have it that even the girl's mother is still begging the boy to forgive his daughter and accept her back.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/man-catches-girlfriend-another-guy-hotel-room-paid-photo.html

Lai Buhari

rawpadgin:
Sometimes it seems like he is using Egyptian magic

He was useless wen he came up against old young though

He is not even from Egypt, he is a short bleached Hausa-Fulani man with beard


lol

The Italian teams are out already.
My dear Liverpool I don't know what to say.
I see all Spain final.

stubbornman:
When I'm banging her doggie I'll just be silently laughing and saying in my mind "see this mumu wey been dey form"

Na so bros.

The upset wahala
Can't comment on threads like this.
Funny

Sperm does not only remove pimples, it also has the tendency to make ugly gals beautiful.

Some of the ugly born celebs have used it.

Sule or whatever you call yourself, you failed as a Governor, why aspire for presidency?

Use your head

VenomousTruth:
I recently bumped into a new girl, I believed her to be in her early 20s. it was night time and I needed to buy airtime for an important call. we got talking and she called me a funny guy, I asked her for an handshake and she kept withdrawing her hand saying my fingers are romantic... I just laughed lol, I new she wasn't what I thought she was with that statement... she said she likes me, that I am a caring type, and gentle, I thanked her for the compliments.

now I had to go, she then asked me if I'd love to peck her... that was a lil shock, then I said I even wanna do more than just pecking, she laughed and said the normal thing "you're not serious" then she gave me the go ahead... she looked around and when she was free from preying eyes, she asked me to peck her but I kissed her and she licked her lips. truth be told, I got hard, thank God it was night time lol. I knew I could get what I wanted that instant but I needed to verify something... I asked her how old she is and she said 16, UNBELIEVABLE! I pretended to be okay with it and walked away with a smile but the body on this girl, it is simply awesome my Goshinness! she is packed with indescribable sweetness... mere looking at her or feeling the softness of her skin will give any man goosebumps all over... but she's only 16, I'm really tempted

From your post I know you must be a rapist and a child abuse hero. After abusing the little child, you are here talking trash. Your conscience is pricking you and you just registered your name in hell. Stop molesting underaged gals. It is an abomination. Nna!

VenomousTruth:
hey boy! got some questions for you.

how old are you exactly?

how come you slept off with the lady in your room?

how did you manage to own a car since you don't even have enough like you made known in your post?

now you're feeling like being raped by a girl is an achievement, your mates are making their own dreams come true but you write out your dreams on nairaland so people can give you attention and besides, why of all fantasies, yours is that of being raped... claiming to have an imaginary car, deleting your name from the book of life with your undiluted lies... my brother, stop having dreams and sharing it with nairaland, its not healthy biko.

Hey dear I wouldn't want to argue with you but if you think reading the so called lies made you to delete your name if you gat any from the book of life so be it.

Mind you having a car is not having enough
Pained nigga.

VenomousTruth:
1

OK

There is this gal in my compound I never wanted to do anything with because I like her sister. She is the first of the two daughters my landlord has. I like her sister because she is more intelligent and with good character. Her sister grew jealous of her because of the way she associates with people. Her younger sister always stays with me that we are now inseparable friends. She once told me that her elder sister likes me. Mind you I bleep her sometimes.

She has tried her best to do the shit with me but I refused because of her kid sister. Make no mistake she is more beautiful than her younger sister. She wanted something from me. Not money because I don't have enough let alone giving out and she supposed to know that. After all, she owns a big hair dressing salon. Her sister once told me. She is a graduate too.
She got annoyed the last time and said 'we will see' as she collided with my car before going out of my sight in anger. I was confused and the same time afraid. Maybe a setup or something? I leave in a separate two bedroom flat in their compound which her built for reasons best known to him. What is she looking for in me? Some cute guys are all over the place with cool cash. Why not leave me - a struggling cool guy?

One Sunday at exactly 12:30pm as I came back from church she gave me a surprise welcome 'salute'. She followed me to my flat and apologized for the last time. I accepted her apology after all it is Sunday and it made me feel a bit relaxed. Nothing is worrying me now I said in my mind.
She left and shortly came back with a polythene bag and gave it to me. I opened it and saw a five alive juice and shortbread cookies. I was hungry and weak. I took the food and slept off.

To the greatest shock of my life I saw myself stark naked lying helplessly as I woke up. I tried to cover myself but my hands were tied as well as my legs. I tried screaming but the music was loud immediately she came out from my bathroom and looked excited. My eyes were the only useful things at this moment. There was nothing I could do. I have never been drugged before. She came close to me towards my lower body and hold my dick as a microphone. I tried but she told me to keep calm that she wants to have fun. She made me hard as she touched my dick as her property. She left me and removed her clothes. Her body pretty sexy and spotless but it never mattered. She suck me like her life depends on that. I did not know if I was enjoying the drama. I tried using my head to nod in disapproval to what she was about doing but she did not pay attention. I wanted her to kiss me but she never did. Maybe she knew a bite might have served her better. She only held my head and sucked my nipples. She took out a condom from her purse which was the first time I saw it(purse). She put it on me and started riding me. She rode until she felt fine. She removed the condom as she came down from me. ' I will like you to suck me some day' she said. She turned for me to see every part of her naked body before dressing up. She untied my hands and warned me to tell no one. I love you she said as she went out. I untied everything and checked my time, it was 3:30pm. 'Oh My God' I cried.

'What happened to me?
'What do I tell her sister?
What will I file against her?'

Those questions and similar ones keep rushing to my mind till this moment. God help me. I finally left the house and drove off for the evening cruise.

Nina and Miracle. Their Bleep life is our concern for BBN.

Thoniameek:
Since all my stay on Nairaland men have always had one advice or the other for women

From our Vaginas up to our hair extensions, there’s something either Toks2008 or/and Tosyne2much X33LM and Unbunja have to say...

Here I’ve been made to feel I’m worth nothing more than my Vagina and how tight it is...

Here I’ve also been made to understand that a man can blind his eyes to every of my flaws if I was educated and had money...

Here I’ve been made to feel I don’t need too much education - just proper training on how to be a full time housewife (wife material as they like to call it), it’s my only guarantee of having a man want to marry me...

Here on Nairaland I’ve been confused - I joined as a teenager, a critical age. I hated being a woman at some point in my life. Because everyone had something to say about my life and want they wanted except me!

I’ve risen from self pity anyways...

Now, I wonder who Nairaland men celebrate when they celebrate Mother’s Day or international women’s day... News flash, your mothers were once young girls like us and we are our mothers daughters

We should create threads to uplift our women, threads with gentle rebukes done out of love and maybe no feminist would exist again

I am touched by this writeup I have to confess. Sister you are a wife material. No man will hesitate to get settled down with you.

I don't have anything to say. Naija can win the world cup if the want. lol At least they have beaten Argentina that played the last final.

continue having fun.

I like this guy because he is a motherfvcker

Rochas is the best governor IMO state has produced.
Rochas is the best governor in the south

Rochas show us the man and go to sleep
God bless Rochas
God do something about Buhari

Good thread I must say J'aime beaucoup ma mere

Current APC members are former PDP members. What's the difference? Nigerians should wake up and choose for themselves who's gonna rule them in 2019. We need change again.



Anyways God bless Rochas.

Someone cant commit suicide in peace?
I don't blame anyone for someone committing suicide. As far as life is concerned, there are some persons you are better of. Y commit suicide?

I don't believe this though cos everything, from rope to the the floor looks like a movie scene.

It is not real.

These thread is irrelevant, Lagos is now like Kenya and Uganda. People using it to create lies.

I like this thread though the arrangement of the sentences makes more sense that the message contained therein.

What is there if a lecturer wants to Bleep a girl who shows herself.

I stand with the lecturers though.
They deserve whatever they .....

This woman must have been causing the man big problems.



Men are fewer than ladies these days



preek supposed be like former PDP



share the preek let them old cargos get one. ;DThis woman must have been causing the man big problems.



Men are fewer than ladies these days



preek supposed be like former PDP



share the preek let them old cargos get one.

This opinion is the best from a female. I have seen a young female judge cry on hearing an accused young handsome dude.
It is obvious, the lady wants to bleep him or what? That shit znt cool.

Female judges are cheats, I mean .....

op, the way you constructed and arranged the lines is good. I must say. But any other thing including message you are trying to pass is same as shit.
I think you have a fucking time.

kenzysmith:
this same girl was begging dee one for kiss human being shall wen una fail 4 sch na stupid thing una go dey yan

After the organizers don Bleep am finish,
they litter am. Stupidity z still worse than sickness.

op, you said you have made up your mind so , bleep whoever z available. Life na once. but remember vanity upon vanity= vanity. Thank you

EXLOVER:
this man wan use toto- kill himself, he never marry see as he leg thin like broom. 1 girlfriend when i get i know how i take dey go service my prickk like say na car for pharmacy every week

I dey tell you. Even yesterday was hell for me. That shit isn't easy.

NwaAmaikpe:



PROPAGANDA

This is either a fake news or Baba's statement was taken out of context.
IkpuNnu do you have any video evidence to support your propaganda?

Obasanjo was at Otuoke with Goodluck and obviously wasn't very pleased with Buhari.

Come to think of it,
IkpuNnu, I used to think the English translation of your name was vulgar.
Well, not until I also tried translating the name of GEJ's village.

This guy-girl Ikpusalt
is OK