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pachigo001:
Can you imagine the scorpions I killed this night I’m suspecting agbado urchins are after my life

Evidence that your surrounding is dirty..

Fumigate ASAP.

You can get Sniper but don't use it for suicide abeg o, or get any Dimetoate based insecticide like DDforce etc to fumigate your house.

This number is an eye saw

Cancel spiritual stuffs abeg...Thier must be a stone heaped somewhere around you. Check well, or broken blocks, na there them the lay egg the hatch.

Isilion:
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Represented by the archer, Sagittarians are always on a quest for knowledge. The last fire sign of the zodiac, Sagittarius launches its many pursuits like blazing arrows, chasing after geographical, intellectual, and spiritual adventures. Fueled by wanderlust, these archers can be found traversing all corners of the world on thrill-seeking expeditions.

It's no surprise that Jupiter, the planet of abundance, spirituality, and growth, governs Sagittarius. With so many journeys under their belt, Sagittarians are excellent storytellers and can light up any room with their exhilarating tales and infectious laughter. Effortlessly magnetic, Sags easily attract friends and lovers with their sense of humor. They're the comedians of the zodiac and infuse all of their conversations with wit and no bullshit bluntness. While their bon mots are unmatched, Sags must remember to keep their sharp tongues in check. Though they know a lot, they don’t know everything — and if they're not careful, they can come off as pretentious or arrogant.

Sagittarius is a mutable sign, meaning it is associated with adaptability and flexibility. This perfectly reflects the archers’ deep-rooted desire for change. Sagittarians are born to explore and it is critical that these archers have the freedom to roam. (Sagittarius rules the thighs, so these archers are always on the move.) Romantically, Sagittarians seek a copilot: These adventurous lovers resent any boundaries, so constant motion is essential in any Sag relationship. If you are lucky enough to link up with one of these archers, be sure to buckle up and have your passport ready. With Sagittarius, it’s always a wild ride.

Mariahangel bia guru tu small..

Brendaniel:
The people supporting this man are very wicked.

Extremely wicked is an understatement.


Anyways na 2023 we dey wait for..it is few weeks away..

Goldbw122:
I like the z fold, that is my dream phone.

As in eeh..Z na class.

mariahAngel:
O wu ihe ome n'ala Igbo Jiri di mma.



I hukwara a hu! And they're even proud to say it, and see nothing wrong in it.
The other one was even asking if I was possessive.
Besides, what man wouldn't want to be possessed by his wife?

O me n'ala anyi will always put us in check.

Though some will still import foreign.

You know eeh one of my cousins is married, but staying with his parents.
His wife is in charge of kitchen..My aunt who actually is her MIL only enters kitchen when the babe no dey..Or travelled.

she handles any money meant for kitchen, even when my Aunt wu a professional chef.

So me I am imagining my cousin giving his mom money to cook, instead of the wife.. My Aunt will rebuke that right there.

Igbo anyi wu ihe n'ile...

Biko were nwaayo na possesive a, o ji amapu anyi obi o..Because some over do it.

I feel safer with loving and caring than the word possessive.. maka ima mmadu mma.

Truvelisback:
The dey the husband go mistakenly jam Calabar girl wey sabi cook and nack well, her own don done.

It's not limited to only Calabar ladies.

Anyone can be snatched whether male or female only if the other partner is not treating the other well..And isn't willing to learn, adjust and Improve.

mariahAngel:
Excuses!

Why would your mum accept money to cook for you?
For how long is that going to continue?
(Why should you even live close to your mother, when you're married?)

My mum would say onye muru nwa e to-eto?
Meaning who bears a child that never grows up? [/I]

Even if it's [i]potty your wife knows how to cook, you must learn to love/endure it, till she learns to do better. That's right!
(Or you do the cooking if you can do better.)

Nobody's eating out!

Tradition lost.

Why will a married man run to his mom to cook when his wife is there This thing can cause a divorce.

Some mothers be breaking homes on code..

The bar is high.

I enjoy the fact that the ruling party is being matched fire for fire, money for money and Petty for petty..

In addition to there monumental failed 7yrs plus..

mariahAngel:
Married or not, if someone cannot cook, they simply cannot cook.
One does not automatically become a good cook because they got married (Unless they learn).
Men who their wives cannot cook, knew that before they married them.

Unless they learn, but unfortunately most aren't willing to.

Yes, any man who married a wife who can't cook, knew very well, but went ahead..Maybe because her bedroom game is compensating..

But, they forgot, with time the sex fades away, Then food is a must till last day one dies.
Even the kids stomach must be secured with healthy meal as well.

And one must eat, to get strength to pump..

In all, one shouldn't misplace priority.

mariahAngel:
Men of this generation ehn!
I don been talk am; o wu ha mebishiga uwa a anyi no ugbu a.
ihe ntakiri, ha a gbapula eshi!
Anya n'ukwu ghala nu ha n'ama, even after they're married.
Gini ka nwoke lurula nwaanyi choga n'eshi?
M gide k'owu ehn!

In the days of our grandfathers, not all grandmothers could cook very well, but never would the grandfathers think of going out of his compound to eat.
It was a thing of shame.
(Especially in Igbo culture.)
Even our fathers never did that.
(Even if they wanted to eat something different once in a while, they will bring it home and eat it with their wives.)
Not with men of nowadays!
They will boldly eat out to their fill, then bring their belly-filled self home.
What does a wife do with such a husband?
If the case was that she doesn't cook, that would be different.

A good husband would continue to encourage his wife, until she learns how to cook well. (After all, he chose her and all that she's about.)
How would he encourage her? By eating the food she cooked and appreciating her effort, then letting her know where she needs to improve on.
Any woman who loves her husband would be eager to please him.

Making it a habit of eating out will just ruin everything, including the marriage.

In this tiktok and snapchat era, some young ladies wouldn't want to get close to kitchen or their mothers to learn how to keep a home..

Until they marry, and realize cooking is a must to keep the home together in love and happiness.

I won't blame men that much, ana hu amu aka ikpa na nka.
You learn how to cook from a tender age..And perfect as you keep growing.

Where you not the one who explained how you learnt how to make a special stew from your mom? Some young ladies can't think of such..ha Eme chaala tiktok, snap chat na umunne ya

Again, some ladies something else, even if you eat the food cooked anyhow, and in cool moments, you point out her errors, she fit change am for you some men are not ready for that drama.

Hahahaha I si i gide ka owu
You give me a typical of nwunye last born mpa m vibe.. She no dey gree o.. Though she is my favorite Aunt..My uncle na awa anya, ga di zu calm and all lovy-dovy.

As a woman, if you are married/ or wish to marry, learning and improving on food making should be a priority..MEN love Food.

Cooking for someone is a special care.

I think av told you this before, My Dad doesnt eat outside.
And we all learnt that...I can be busy while outside, hunger go dey wipe me, but I find it hard to enter a restaurant to eat even with the resources there.

Why do you think I pick interest in food making, I am just preparing myself for the next phase, aside the business aspect...

Incase I end up with a wife that doesnt know how to, I will assist.. I didn't learn how to eat outside as a bachelor, I wouldn't want to when married...I pray about it..

Mpa m si marriage is like buying a packaged product in the market, you go home and unwrap, ihe i huru, gi ewere..

Ya dinma fine.

If bad, you manage it and hope for better.

mariahAngel:
All these bashing for pigs? Na wa O!
Other animals no dey sh!t?
Abi because them no fine?

You didn't tell me you've turn Animal right activist

You know what I do na..Most things I tell You is mainly out of experience personally..not even hear say.

Pig is highly prolific when it comes reproduction, but process eeh..It can turn a fine somebody to a stressed out ugly something.

You wash their house Every day.

As long as you are doing wet ration.

Well, Like I told you, my Ideal family dream is a homestead on a large land..With gardening, diff animals and everyone in it.

It is satisfying and fulfilling..

With a wife who is close to nature and a wonderful family..Goals.

I eat pork, but rarely will you see a retail outlet here..Business m bu na obi here ka nku..

etrouble:
My friends, some of my colleagues and I take food cooked by our wives to office.

Please find another excuse

Some will still make excuses for this..

Some wives are blessings and open door to more happiness and Prosperity..We have plenty women here and there and few wives/mothers.

Women show love with care, cooking for someone is a huge care on it's own..

Some days ago i read a family died due to wall gecko okoto meows skrrrrrrh..

If it was actually the wall gecko, the wife failed the family..And the stomach in her custody.

Truvelisback:
Thanks! That's the point i am trying to pass across. I'm talking from experience.

I am still an upcoming husband, but I totally understand.

Instead of making a wife who can't cook well insecure, you just locate good place outside and eat to save your life if you can't cook as well.

Zonefree:
Surviving is magic.

Buhari and ApC way

Beebah321:
Na this small pikin na e don blow for this hard country
God no forget adults ooo, abeg

Lmao

FuckSilly:
Hope she's still a virgin?

The meme

Zonefree:


I lie before??

Show us the magic.

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. Why do most married men eat in the canteen or restaurant? Is it that their wives can't cook nice meals? I'm a bachelor and i do eat in the canteen but surprisingly, i do see married men eat there. Although, the owner of the canteen is a good cook.

No cap!
Most married women can't.

Fact!
If your woman can do wonders in the kitchen, hardly will you eat outside..When you know a sumptuous meal is waiting for you at home...

mariahAngel:
Why is pig rearing not common in Nigeria?
Is it that there are little to no demands for pork meat?

Picture source: Google.

This particular type is tedious, the stench ooh goodness..Take a tour to a pig farm..smh

Capital intensive in an unstable economy can cause HBP.

Then, poor market..

Nigerians sef

Zonefree:
Omo, it's by magic o.

Shayo master give them the magic...shabararababababaa

Magician of life

rainlover:

I'm equally confused..

She should come out clean..

If she is sure it is only her husband, even few weeks before the wedding , then their is possibility of child swapping.

Well, I must be there to witness the birth of my kids...Won't even take any useless advise from The medical personnel if they try to.

Too many atrocities nowadays.

Trying to stay relevant..

And using the same trick his papa used to sway Imolites with Rochas foundation and free education yada yada only to get a shot at the government house ans and loot the entire state.

Righteousness2:
Regina appreciates her Sin Partner is what the headline should be.

If you are a lady and you are the 2nd, 3rd, and so on woman in the home.
Listen! As long as the First legally married wife is alive, you are a home breaker, home robber, Husband snatcher and adultererr.

If Heaven Matters to you, you must leave that home, go back to your father's house and wait for your own husband.

In the same vein, if you are a man and you are multiplying women in the name of wives, you are an Adulterer.

If Heaven matters to you, you must settle the 2nd , 3rd and so on women and send them back to their Father's House. Your first wife is the wife GOD recongnizes. Except in a case where she is late.

So the polygamous men in the bible who still had their special blessings from God, where into sin?

Even Jacob from who's home became the 12tribes of Israel was into sin with Leah and Rachel right?

I pity gullible followers who allow others interpret bible for them.

Nwodosis:
I join you in praising him after all Oshomoie's own is nowhere to be found

mariahAngel:
Well done.

Oooh
I ma ihe m ji achi ga?

My mom ji eso akpo zi onye ahu aha hu.. That woman sef.

We named one man Mr Ibu...Guess what My mom anoro na ihu di man na akpo ya Ibu

Few minutes of pleasure changed a lady's Destiny for life..

She should have given love a real chance.

She can still have kids with a man of dream without deformities.

I don't want to imagine how her boyfriend whom she rejected his marriage proposal will feel getting to know the real reasons why he was rejected.

She no try at all.

You can find love, marry and adopt. She denied herself a lot due to anger burning inside of her..

I will call someone to take you out, could mean taking you out on A lunch, dinner or for some chill bottles.

mariahAngel:
Hehehehe
Does it ever happen to you?

Really? It fits.

Yeah.

Yea it does..I will just lazy about it and then, talk my self back to reality in my mind..
Also my choice be influenced by one who motivates me to do more..


Abii my brother and biz friends si I am something else with coinage. Growing up different people around us have a special name we give each an everyone..And they aren't aware..
And we have family friend mma ha na mma mu mukotara umu onu ka ejima.

Mu na their first son wu ebiri just 2weeks older than him.

Their second na our second wu same.
Their 3rd and ours same.

Last born anyi ji one month tor nke ha.

So, teenage days I and their first son had special names for people in our street then.. funny memories.

mariahAngel:
Of course, I do.

Why do you think I always emphasize on passion (doing what one has passion for)? It's a major motivating factor for me, otherwise...




OK. Soft farming wu ihe a na kpo ya.

Planting is fun and exciting.
There was one time I saw a video on YouTube about how to grow herbs easily.

You know sometimes one can as well lose the passionate drive?..A partner will always put Each other in check.

Lol..Mba o, o wu mu kporo ya aha hu..

Yes, one can do a little home stuffs within or even inside the house using containers.

Zonefree:


I can't touch any woman not putting on waist bead. I see them as my fellow man.


Scapular na younger brother to Chaplet, bah?

Hmmmmmmmmm!!!.


No be small younger brother o

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahaha

More like abandon when bored, then start something else.




You know? The plants that require less work, and don't take long to grow. Like herbs.

Thank God you know.. Yours will be someone who will push and motivate you not to abandon some pet projects which might be a big investments for the future,when bored.
Buru kwa ya n'obi.


Hehehehe soft farming..
The goal is having a piece of earth where one can have atleast 50% of needs present. More like a homestead.