₦airaland Forum

lifeandjoy:
Some Jobs were memt to kee you before you leave, if you left with your life you saved something.

GoldenJAT:
30m!! Na wetin I go save be that!!

No steal the entire company o..

backnbeta:
Not even close to Americans! From a kidnapper suing his victims for failing to help him escape the authorities to people suing for being misled that a sugary snack has a lot of sugar, to suing for being burned by a hot McDonald’s coffee, getting awarded $2.9 million... to parents suing their children for not moving out...we don't even utilize the courts here because they don't work! Only serious issues go to court in Nigeria

Too many psychos in America

Kobicove:
I wonder what made him fall from grace to grass

Investment and risk.

Every risk taker is a wealthy person in the oven.

He made one money mistake, never you quit that Busines that brought wealth..You can diversify but don't quit that Business that made you a millionaire except a case of life threatening.

kettykin:
He should have waited

There is little or no time..

He must swing into action to uproot fools oyetola planted to serve Emilokan and his fruitless ambition.

DMerciful:
Imagine saying I caught my gf cheating on me, what should I do?

Imagine such foolish question! You replace her immediately.

Some will say I spend millions on my gf but when I was broke I asked for 10k from her, she refused. They will now ask if they should marry this lady. Imagine pure nonsense! Guys dey fall my hand!

Lmao

Jackanda1:
Hello house. Is there any one that has this problem? It seems there is a part of my brain that is wired this way for years now.

While most people lie to escape punishment and blame etc, i tend to lie for no reason atall. Sometimes i need to lie further just to modify the initial lie.

Examples:
1. I went late to work because i had to take home some office files which i worked with all through the night. When asked, i lied to my boss that i had a compound dispute tha made me come late. Saying the truth would have earned me praises from my boss and saved me alot of stress.

2. I got injured at home. When my landlady asked how, i lied that i had a serious accident when going to work that morning.
I told her a long story about the accident scene and all. She was sympatizing with me and almost wept.

These are just few examples i can type now, there is more.

I can't help but lie most of the time i have conversation with people. Any advice?

That was how Lai Mohammed started.

mariahAngel:
Nwanne'm e bidola i ru ulo k'anyi already.
Once it's done, we move.

Interesting!
I am liking him already

Ihe a wu uto no na nwa nwoke..Not tolerating rubbish/nonsense.

As long as I nwere umu nne ndi nwoke, mgbe oge ruru, ha ga agbapu ya nti.

Their was a day my parents wanted to follow a family friend to an occasion of another collective family friend, the man asi my parents he don't want too much people in his car

Mpa m eshi church lobata that day, Kpowa m, I had to tell my immediate to suspend his plans for the day, so he can use my car to take my parents to the occasion..

The man was surprised to see my parents arrive before them.

Trust mpa m, he knows how ro robb it on .

So he came back, na ekele chukwu ebe onyere ya umu zoputara ya na ihere...

Some people will never be happy ma ihe dika o na agara ofuma.

mariahAngel:
O si anyi gbapuru? Mba o.
Infact, my mum and dad were in the from 2019 to throughout lockdown.
O ja a tu mpa'm ujo naa.



A ma'm ya?
O ga a wu maka na o mutaghi nwa nwoke, while my father had three (and he's the first son).
So, immediately my grandfather nwuru, ya e kete i reshi ala anyi one by one.

K'ahu gbasara ya.

So this family envy na evevrywhere..

O wu udi aghugho my uncle na awo mgbe o na amuta be nwa nwoke..We thank God o mechara muta ofu.

Mana mpa mu nyiri ha..All of them fear him..Well he used to be the family warrior Bia kwa muta 4 more lion

He won't do anything, unu kariri ya..Advise your sibling to Ignore him, mgbe ha kpatara ego ha zuru ala ma na town ma na ulo. Typical of what my mom will always tell us.Even ya nwuo, na anyi etinye kwala aka na izo ala.

You brothers should print a circular and distribute round the village churches and kindred meetings, warning people to desist from patronising purchase of any of una family lands..

Ha eshake kwala kworo di man, ya mere chaa, ike ga agwu ya.

sayoberry:
Rice ati fish sauce, abi fish pepper

Looks appetizing.

Akposy:
Yam and sweet potato porridge garnished with stewed beef, malabar spinach and sweet basil leaves.

This was super delicious. I also added some dried catfish flakes.

Happy Sunday

Looks like how my people will present Nkwobi..Weldone!

MideMrPossible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr85NFhuwJk

We are having this kind of attack second time this month and the pattern of the attack is exactly the same.

Due to farm invasion of our livestocks, we only allow them to graze at night and leave them till daybreak while we let them into their cage.

The first victim of this wild attack was Huda ram, he was sick and want missing, after about the third day, we found him with his head ripped off from the neck, likewise the second goat, brought in for mating about 12 days ago, felt sick, recovering, went to graze and the second day we met him this way.

We are currently working on installing perimeter net for the first part of the land we intend to use for livestock, that's about 3 acres, it separates the farm from the remaining land meant for crop plantation.

Which animal do you think is on the prowl?
Kindly suggest how to capture or kill this animal.

My name is Mide Oludipe, I'm a graduate of geography and I'm a regenerative agriculture expert seeking to create a niche in modern agriculture. Please kindly Subscribe to my channel
Thanks.

Leopard is the major culprit here..

Goats and sheep are it's major prey..And little puppies.

Involve local hunters to shoot it down.

Okoroawusa:
On 29th of May 2023 we shall all gather like this to swear in President Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Ashigba gi ma ndi gi na ha chere uche a..

Tufiaaaaa gi.

Tochi3:
See finishing..

Chai..

This will be the most interesting election in our history.

An old man with too many skeleton in the cupboard VS the major opposition with a crook.

And a third force with a fine refined gentle man.


Let the vawulence increase for an entertaining pleasure abeg.

mariahAngel:
O wu n'olia?



Uwa di egwu!

Okwu gbasara Kris, n'aka Chineke ka o nu.

Thread a di very interesting, by the way.

Your views regarding some issue here.


Ezigbote uwa di egwu..

Don't blame him o, O wuhu nwoke n'ile ga edi li azu umu nwa piawara..


Yes very very, it's quite revealing, the persoñ that listed his in numbers is spot on...
Onwere agwa mpa m ga akpa, if call him out, he will say don't worry, o kwa i ga alu nu nwaanyi..
Even at that, marriage is still beautiful..And one must enter with liberal mind towards the other partner.
A lot are suffering and smiling. Marriage is where you enter, bury fantasy and embrace reality with obioma o..If not, oguh na mgba.

Gi bia hu ebe LOML na Sweetheart kporo onwe ha tie, na agba karate na ihu umu ha..

mariahAngel:
Mba o.

Nwanne mpa'm nyega nsogbu big time o.
Even before mpa'm a hapu.

Hmmmm!!!

O wu ihe unu ji gbafuo chaa ? o nwehu onye ga menyu ya anya?.

O lekwanu ihe unu mere ya?

Iwe nwanne anahu erute na okpukpu na.

mariahAngel:
Ha di stubborn?

If you have the space, employ someone to do it.
Is there a market for pork meat n'ebe ulo?

Yes..And daily cleaning of thier pen

Maybe when we round up village project, I may set up one and employ someone if I see a booming market for pork here..The market is almost extinct here..Except ndi roadside roasted pork..Nke ahu ji aso m oyi.

otomatic:
But he did not post it on an open forum. The membership of the WhatsApp group is limited to his course mates in military school. I don't understand it.

Person wey hate am for class don go report am because he married a beautiful lady

Na man dey do fellow man.

Though fun and playful, it was childish.


He should face the MP.

I pity the newly wedded lady, if this guy no get seniors as his Abraham in the military, they will soon make her widow.. By sending him to Iswap/bokoharam strongholds..

If God be for him, he will survive.

Nettybrown:
God knows I've done that severally!
I don't know what else to do.

Insist so you can clear her doubt.

A jealous wife is deadly...Small suspicion, can send a man to early grave...May God forbid!

Normally a woman into you, Should be jealous which is natural..But as wife, I always say na my wife go dey handle some of my social media page.

And a wife must be carried along for peace to reign o.

If not, she will make home uncomfortable for everyone.

Check yourself bro, search your conscience and give your woman Assurance.
Goodluck!

MufasaLion:
Yes, ladies will always throw themselves at successful men, irrespective of the age. It's a natural thing, but however, it's wrong to take advantage of such women.

And the case of this businessmen pastor, Busola didn't throw herself at him, he only took advantage of her vulnerability as a brainwashed religious lady, which is wrong. And this vulnerability is the reason many of the God of men sleeps with their members and impregnate them.

Biodun and Busola case, is one viral issue I avoided giving my opinion to.

Because many innocent men have been tarnished same way when relationship goes south.

I won't believe Busola, and I won't give Biodun a listening ear..They both knew what they did and where it scattered.

And both are smart to play innocent, the other victimised.

Nettybrown:
God bless OP for this! I dey try cry but tears no gree comot! I mean, how can your spouse accuse you of adultery everytme without any evidence? I've been feeling heart pain ever since and I don't know what to do. Am i even safe? No one to talk to. Trouble every Time.

Nawa o.

If truely you aren't, try clarify issues with her and give her your assurance and re-assurance.

We no want hear ugly stories o.

mariahAngel:
You should've reminded her of all the ones you've done for her before.


@bolded, we're naturally entitled beings.

Smh...you shock me atimes with your different way of approach to issues..

Eziokwu eeh, ugbu a ka m huru ihe ufodu ji akpo gi bro ebe a

Well, you see that issue of a woman denying things done for her in the past, Ike gwuru.

Someone I helped get to where she became a sort after, ones told me what uru ka m barala ya..Na mu nwere ike delete her contact ma m cho kwa o such ungrateful gut. Not like as if she has arrived, the pride stench.

Trust me, I did and swore never to cross her part in life again....That act is unforgivable.

It changed my mindset towards her type..And reaffirmed my strong support for a Bro before anyone else..A fellow man will never forget a good gesture.
Sometime last week, a female friend was having little challenge with her ride, and needed small cash to fix it, I was about helping helping her out, When a bro Called to tell me na aguru choro igbu ya, without blinking, I had to come to rescue.

Till now, ajubehu m the babe how far with the ride..Though we still dey gist.

Mgbe ufodu I laugh when kris castigate and voice his hatred here, Ufodu umu Nwaanyi extremely wicked and ungrateful(especially those from struggling homes) may God guide us sha.

Rubbiish:
All these things u are saying happens in the movies. What do u mean by love & be ur friend? In marriage real stuff comes in, school fees, house rent, feeding etc. The word love is pure deception. Didn't u read a story of a guy on this section whose wife left him because he is unable to provide for the home? We should stop deceiving intending couples with love, it is misleading.

Karleb:
People who have been pressuring to marry will not give you shishi.

mariahAngel:
Na Wa O!
A mahudi'm ebe m ga e bido.
Ma cocoa cha?
Do you know the fruit tastes like soursop?

Ma I ga e bido pig farming to help you clear out the(pawpaw) mess?
You can start with a few.

Bido na etiti.


Yes. They have similar taste.


Pig kwa? I don't like raising it o..Unless I will have change of mind later, or My wife will pick interest in it.

Stress no na ya ka nku.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahaha

O wu ndi caterer ji nku e shiga.

Lol..Good.

Unu ga anoro gbachaa Christmas na otu right?

mariahAngel:
Of course.

This year wu ya 9 years I didn't enter village..So when I broke the Jinx earlier this year, it was somehow for me..

On that day, I travelled with my parents and my uncle na nwunye ya..

My Aunt magiderem njakiri eeh.. Since I was the one driving, When I ask about direction, they will laugh at me..

Ha si m, so ya wuru na akwo m nwunye m choro ilu ohuru na ala ulo, so aga hu m amata uzo..smh

Ihe ojoor ji ato ochi.

It is good to be home sha..
You are welcome..I shie kwala ofe oha the typical village pattern..and all those your admiration of firewood meals..

mariahAngel:
Wow!
Some of favourite fruits.
A laikiri'm mkpuru-oshishi nwere mkpekiri, maka contamination.
Apples so na my least favourites



I rabehu ya mbu?
Ya chahaala ehn, umu nnunu a gahu e kwe ya zuru ike.


By then, ahihia ya a kashiela, o kwa ya?
That means, there's never total loss with that plant.
If you don't get to use the leaves, you gain the seeds.

Ike mkpuru oshishi ndi ahu gwuru m ugbu a...

I frown when I see how costly they are outside..

Otu a ano dry season, banana harvest here wu 3-4 bunches almost every week..

Pawpaw is becoming a mess here sef..Some na acha zi na elu and we will leave it there.

Mma m woro nga ike kwere ya, ya loaduo ya na moto si my bro bupuru ndi o ga supply ha.

A family friend helped us pack leftovers last year to her snail farm, ever since she stopped, cleaning the pawpaw mess is becoming stress

Apple wunu waxing a ga na eme ya..I can't figure out any fruit i can say it's a favorite..Most agbola m..
O wunu plantain? Av lost count of how many stands on the farm..My church people choro ime harvest, so they booked about 10bunch for momsy hand..

Last m rara soursop wu 14 years ago..Mgbe anyi Lara ulo..From next year I want to recreate child hood memories of too many economic trees in our village home..Here in town.
Akuru ukwa, ugba, mango, ube, avacado, agba-ilu, soursop, cocoa, orange, udara, achicha..Etc...This year Will transfer them when rainy season starts next year..Na ala anyi zuru ohuru here and removal of older ones at village to replace.


Food problem a dila conquered..

O wu ego investments ka achu ga zi.

Mature wedding and calmly classy with lesser noise.

mariahAngel:
A kakwa'm a ka. Si plants ha na e mezi mmeko.




Can one easily tell the male from the female?
Pawpaw is one of best fruits because it's very filling. Soursop too.


By then, the leaves will no longer be useful (the one left long enough to produce seeds)?

Ju wa kwa m ooo..


Male pawpaw only produces flowers..While female produce fruit. Yea nowadays I make sure I eat one everyday...And it is refreshing after some working time on the farm.
O juru na farm, so I pushed them all to momsy make she dey sell and dash out to people..Ya na banana.

The soursop Mpa m kuru na farm, started fruiting last year..But, this year ka m rara ya for the first time..They harvested one, ate and kept mine.

Ones it begins to produce seed, it will affect the leaves.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahaha

A chigburu'm onwe'm mgbe m guru ya.
Ike a gwo'm.
M si I have to share this.

I rarely read post shared..

Some how, I find myself reading this for the first time..It was hilarious

Umu nwoke ibe m na imikpu n'ime ihe o wula ha huru..She is smart but not educated..

Ha shiga ya school, o ga amutakwa ihe sha.

The lofers killed me typical of ndi ebe Ahu and H factor, v factor etc..

Enyi m nwoke muna ya soro servuo na Abia wu onye IB..Vote wu fote..