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Urheadmaster:
I had to cutoff my bosom friend for fucking my sister








But to my greatest surprise.

They are now husband and wife blessed with 3 wonderful kids

thesolutions:
NNPCL is fraud. They buy up the products at cheap price while making government to pay huge subsidy on the product and then turn around to sell them off to unlicensed black market stations at a higher price making close to double the actual price. This is why you will always find black marketers having the product at a higher price during scarcity.

Nigeria is irredeemable. But I won't stop people from trying.

Antyislam:
Although Atiku is better than Tinubu but Peter obi all the way

SamOchuko:
Na the items your sister suitor bring for their traditional marriage?

mecuries:
where is your gun?

fakum:
lol. Bros that threat thing no dey work, she will only change for few period and back to default setting, we have gone trough tat lane before. Of the truth i saw it, she was truthful enough to tell me but i never knew it will get to this.
its not an award thing ooo, once you love seeing then having that amazin toe curling orgasm, you wont even know when till will pass. Iit can be discomforting sometimes (especially for late cummers) but then, the end result is always fulfilling.
Today that see was touching me, with vex self i neglected her, something i don't do but felt bad after. Imagine, after weeks ooo, i wanted telling her to go continue her masturbation but didnt but definietly i will tell her, next time..
She is an awesome wife though.

Nonexisting1:
Evening newspapers everywhere. Alex why?

mariahAngel:
You don't even know the half of it.

Onye e nyere ehi, si ya gbuo, he asked for a ridiculous price, my brother told him to leave it, that he'll call one of those northern guys instead.

O wu anyi megbuga onwe anyi, ma na a si ndi ozo megbuga anyi.

Revolva:
Dog meat is d sweetest meat on earth

Buhari4sale:
Compliment of the season

God will visit your desires and you shall be congratulated sooner or later

mariahAngel:
Ufodu ndi ulo di aghugho sometimes.
Especially ha hu ndi shiri odu ije lo.

Buhari4sale:
I wasn't talking to you

mariahAngel:


My brother gara na amaraku i zu live chicken, ha gwa ya otu N14k, then he bought goat part instead.

Nemesis0147:
I thought she was proud of her body...what changed?

Buhari4sale:
Can you open ashawo joint?

Go learn yahoo and stay low key with time phrase.

If you get mind, invest in cannabis or loud.

Set up a viewing center...

Startup a bar and make sure you sell peppersoup, cowtail and barbecue.

Or make you use the go do better ritual, someone will connect you to something that may fetch you multi millions profit.

Or sit down yourself abd check the major problem people are facing in your neighbourhood and work on it.

Till you spend that money finish, please don't ask any silly questions again about that 800k

mariahAngel:
It's kinda true though.
Although, they taste way better.

DouyeEbi:
Hi Nairalander,
A friend of mine lost his wife about a year ago.... October 2021 to be precise.
He has a son who has been with him since the incident...
His Mon is now telling him to get married again because of his son.
He is now asking me if it too early to start a serious relationship that can lead to marriage.
I say let me bring it here for advice.
Thanks

Gentleman900000:
Frozen is the best my guy. You see that live chicken, nothing dey there after you don comot the intestines.

mariahAngel:
One of the good things about Nigeria is our delicious street foods.
You're hardly fully Nigerian if you don't have at least one favourite Nigerian street food.
So, if you're a full blooded Nigerian, tell us your favourite Nigerian street food.

Pictures source: Instagram
( Your favourite does not necessarily have to be one of the foods in the pictures)

Crimpsy:
Back then in school, when my roommate travelled for the weekend to his place

I was all alone in the room sleeping, there is this guy they call Gunshot (his Nickname) in our lodge, he is known to take Viagra or tramadol to always sleep with girls(either students, sometimes he brings prostitutes).

In our lodge, My room and Gunshot room are adjacent to each other and it was divided by a wall.

I was sleeping in the midnight, all of a sudden I started hearing different soundtrack like (Aaaaa with a soft tone) when I was sleeping

The voice was so soft and enticing I couldn't sleep again, my neighbour Gunshot was lashing One of his babe.

Naso I just dey for bed by 4am open Eye dey look Ceiling, I know fit sleep, my dick just dey rise for bed, can u believe he bleeped that girl for almost 45minutes from the time I woke up

Meaning e fit be say he Bleep that girl almost 1 hrs plus, Vex just full my body because na foolish soundtrack I just dey listen to for bed, Coupled with blueballs wey I suffer that morning.

In the morning I just they look the guy and the girl, If only they know what they did to me early in the morning.

New catch invited me to her crib for a sleepover, woke up at night to pee,babe was already awake sitted and staring at me.

I was scared and couldn't sleep through out the night coz i no know whether na juju

ogashman:
Was usually going for sleep overs at her place.
During this time, I discovered that once it's 10pm I start hearing some rustling sounds at her backyard cos her window is at the back of the house, being made by restless rats.


I thought it a normal thing. But on this fateful night, while I was asleep, she woke up. Said she has something to tell me that I should promise I won't leave her after hearing her.


I checked the time it was around 2am. I told her I won't leave her.

This girl opened up to me that she has a spirit husband. And those sounds I hear at night re not from rats but her spirit hubby who always comes around to sleep with her.....

That he was making those sounds because I have taken his place, and he couldn't gain access.



To be honest, I literarily froze that moment. I was like babe why re u telling me this by this time of the night. I couldn't wait for dawn before emulating Chioma Ajunwa and never came back.

It was later I got to discover that was the reason why she could jus stare at one spot for a long time; later told me she does this whenever he communicates with her.


Some weird things also happened to her which she later told me was caused by her spirit husband. she could literarily go blind when reading for a test, regains her sight after some hours. When writing, her hands sometimes go numb that she wouldn't be able to hold a pen. Although, she regains herself after some hours.

This actually happened in a tertiary institution

The man tormented her till she was withdrawn from the institution

frankyychiji:
In the good old days before GSm, went for my usual weekend trip only to meet guy's village babe in the house.

They were cooking...

She was friendly....

She and guy acting like brother and sister....

Time to sleep...

She collected the floor...me and guy sleep on top bed....

But she and guy never stopped chatting with each other, regaling themselves in their village stories way late into the night.

I layed behind guy feeling stupid!

I left as early as 6am next morning and never came back.

Saw guy days later and gave him a wide berth!

Dunno how their relationship ended up and didn't wanna know.

chigoziri2403:
The veins on her hands can assist Globacom in laying 5G fiber optics cables

Zonefree:
He's a weakling. Weaklings hardly block kpekus. They always believe, one day the kpekus will be merciful and offer them the juice.

iammee:
I don't know him. That's not how to know someone. I blame myself everyday for reaching out to him. He's a complete disappointment