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Mariangeles:
A ma’m na I ga rahu n’elu thread a.
Nri e yerela gi.

Taa...onye gwaragi...

I muola m ka akwukwo...

I am learning from people here in addition to what I know...

In case I end up with nwaanyi na ezo ka mmiri...lmao..

Ka m mara ma o wu umbrella ka o wu rain coat ka m ga azuru for her.

Mariangeles:
In your previous comment to the op, you implied it as if it was nothing to worry about.

He was chopping her before the marriage, though lightly...So he can't do much now other than manage it...As na wife matters..

But, av come to imagine the deeper thoughts of people here and imagining me in his situation and how I like sex unplanned..I feel it is worrisome to the OP...If sex must be bathroom quickie...Or him being at alert the moment she is about to climax.

Again, I av been with a babe wey dey pee on hourly bases...Even in the. Middle of sex, she excuses herself to go pee..I see it as nothing...But I feel I may see it a problem if it had ended in a marriage or so..

Marriage comes with its baggage...

Mariangeles:
He didn’t mean it the way you think it.

We’ve joked about it before, that was why I replied him with that. He understands.

Ok...Eche kwa m ma o wu ndi admirers gi juru ebe a..

I don't call them your troll sha

Ximenez:
How's it different from a kid bed-wetting?
It's a messy stuff.
It might be a little fun for flings and one night stands, but having your wife to constantly wet your bed every night is a turn off.
I have gotten involved with a very sensitive lady before and all she does is get extremely wet, shivers, roll her eyes and utter some inaudible words during orgasm, not splatter my sheets with urine.

Last line though...

It can be embarrassing..I wonder why some people will want us to celebrate over it..The fact that I can't have sex freely and comfortably is worrisome...But OP should find ways to carry it along...It is a wife case and not just a girlfriend.

I feel for him..

AutoChick4U:
Control urge or fvck on d floor or position d lady so d pee will hit d floor. This op na mumu

You sabi am.

Iyaebe:
I watched oxlade here on nairaland as well and there's nothing erotic about his own.It's you guys that don't allow pornsite to rest.I believe most ladies don't watch porn

Only you watch Tiwa, watch Oxlade and you say you no dey watch porn...

Fear God small.

Oxlade style is actually how stars do..lol

Them no tell you say na women watch porn pass? Especially the undergraduate ones..

And that is when they are most active...

Ximenez:
A lady can enjoy sex, cum, orgasm and experience all the pleasure without squirting/wetting the bed.
This is not pornography, there's nothing fun about always drenching the sheets.

Op should take her to the bathroom to mess her, they both shower and come back to sleep.

The bolded will be one serious stress like that...

It then means, as man and woman fit they on bed the talk, and there comes the mood to get down on it, that means they will start running to bathroom? Now I see OP's predicament clearly.

Iyaebe:
I've never watched porn,but I watched tiwa Savage sextape here on nairaland and felt dirty afterwards

Tiwa's was soo irritating.

Who and who come dey visit those porn site na?

And you didn't watch that of Oxlade?

thorpido:
I'm here to correct you and I say to you,you are VERY WRONG!
It's simply biological and works for women who are in tune with their bodies.
It's got nothing to do with being a sex freak.

At all..

Iyaebe:
Been a Virgin doesn't mean I don't know about sex,I was properly educated about sex and I've read a lot about sex,so I know a lot

Plus porn na

Be honest.

Graxie:
Madam self control. Oga madam rigid, welldone.

Iyaebe:
This should never be a problem for any man,it simply means she's sexually and everything attracted to you.If reverse was the case you'll still complain.You can start drinking it if you so care about your bedspread that you don't want it stained.

So virgin like you sabi this kind topic?

Things are getting out of hands...you should be in religious section, holding bible for that nairaland hustling preacher

starpower:
My ex urinate before show. It urine in bladder not sweat.

Lol...Another angle....

Mariangeles:
I chiga ochi?
Ihe m wu wu nnennanna ya.
Akwa a gwala’m gi na mbo.

Yes..

It is the way that person jiri si old woman you no dey disappoint, and how you twisted his intentions..

That's how to enjoy here sha.

Mariangeles:
A mahu’m o.
I don’t know what he was into.

Most killing here na politicians stuff...royal rumble of who lick the masters azz pass at the federal level...

Mariangeles:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe
A mawohu’m what to believe.

Smh...

O nwere ihe gbasara nwoke na Nwaanyi squirt ga?

O wu nwaanyi nara ga ihe oma ya with obi añuri

legge4:
We have few sexual experiences until we married. A few times my then-girlfriend climax, the foam was always wet. I thought it was something that will go away with time. So I overlook it. 6 months into the relationship, I decided to do what was necessary, and we became husband and wife. From wetting the mattress in the hotel we stay for our honeymoon which results in us having little quarrel to now having to be a daily experience when we make love. I have to stop having sex with her.
I seek medical advice but I was told there is nothing that can be done. I left the house to a friend's place where I go to work. My wife is an angel but how do I sleep with pee after lovemaking. How will I be changing the bedspread almost every day?
I can't tell my friends what I am going through, and nor can I use my main moniker.
Please if your wife squirt, how do you handle and live with it. I have a second thought of seeking for divorce so both of us can have peace of mind. I don't waste all that wedding money but I will be losing a good woman.

Lmao...sorry o..

I understand your predicament especially in rainy season when there is limited sun to dry a whole mattress..

You have one out of very very few who squirt...

One man's joy, another man's pain...Your dick game is good as well...

Are you going to throw away your pot of soup with full option because it is too sweet?

Anyway, as your woman, you know when she is about to shoot as you hit...So just help adjust her positioning so she can shoot on the floor than on the mattress.

This one no reach to abstain from the sex not to talk of divorce.

You Are even denying her conjugal rights..If she go buy Love Machine or begin search for Ex you go come create another thread now.

Mariangeles:
Are you kidding or just joking?

Shouldn’t you like it, going by what men say?

chai ndi emebiela gi o..hehehehe

Oooh!!!

Mariangeles:
I AM my grandfather’s mother after all.

Lmao..

Kobojunkie:
Wrong! Matthew 11 vs 28 - 30 tells you why not.

You no dey tire for this Matthew hand?

Mariangeles:
O nwere onye ebe k’anyi ha gbagburu recently ebe Ebonyi state.

Politically influenced?

Mariangeles:
What about the gunmen juru na SE?

Too many lies in the media...

A friend from Ondo was asking me what is happening in Imo, said they said evrywhere the burn Imagine Imo nke a m no na emere uwa m business?

I don't believe 95% of what is in the media.

incogni2o:
I can't even mistakengly use thier card.

they indiscrimately fix thier exchange rate, If GTBank exchange is N425, Zeinth will charge N500.

When there is no one to bring them to book.

Zenith shakara too much...I prefer GTB to them..

$20 dollar transaction limit...10,000naira...problem dey

thesicilian:
All I see Is a trade union to increase air fares any time they want

Exactly...nothing else.

Ukraine is a bait to hook Russia...And yeye Putin swallowed it hook, line and sinker..

His smartness is overrated...A smarter him would have retreat and use his huge energy export/dependence to renegotiate the sanctions...But he kept on going on and on...Now his long time enemy USA has serious upper hand over them.

The countries depending on Russia for a cheaper supply, will automatically turn back to USA...There by making life more stew for USA while Russia's Economy will soon be competing with Venezuela where you will need a Ghana must go back filled with their currency to buy a whole chicken

The sanctions are heavy and heaviest ever.

franchasng:
Its manually operated. They need SAMS that work with satellite radars to detect missile projectiles or GPS location tracking to take down incoming missiles just like the Israeli Iron Dome.

Iron dome is something else...Isreal use am run those guys street last year

Turned a city to grave yard..lmao

Mariangeles:
Not just west o.
Especially anywhere.

O ka njo na west...

O lee ke wu, mmadu bara government transport firm, anoro nga ahu mejasa ya...noro kwa ngahu gbuo ya

Udi ihe ahu anahu E be a...

Tightguy:
Where/what is farm gate please?

English is not that hard na..

There is high rise in prices of foodstuffs...Some foreign firms now go directly to farmers to source for their produce rather than wait till they bring the produce to the open market.
For major farms, the sell thier produce at the gate of the farm, rather the usual open market.

This will now cause limited supply to the market even with demand exceeding supply chain..It then means, market women with acess to little supply Will now sell at prices they like with no regulation.

To me, FEC is wasting time...Farmers have become soo comfortable with this situation because it automatically cut of transportation stress and expenses incurred in pushing goods from farm to market.

Mariangeles:
We’re living in dangerous times.

Ike gwuru...especially na west.

donforeign:
lol ..re u for real?

Real stuffs bro..

Rochas should be in jail.

I hope the standard is quality...Make e no be like the nonsense rochas build for Owerri...Wind don turn am to conference centre for rats and snakes...

verybadmouth:
Putin vs the world. He doesn't know what he has gotten himself into. E go soon clear for him eye.

I am enjoying the stands of everyone in regards to this...If they succeed, it means, Even the almighty America will no longer invade all these stubborn middle east countries again...

Sanctions might be the new way forward.