₦airaland Forum

Iyaebe:
I expected a car gift from you this season and you stylishly escape my trap,what did you buy for your madam?

And I was expecting a plot of land from you.

Time.

Mariangeles:
Hope is bad? I don't know what to believe about him any more.




Yeah. I first read about his history here on nairaland, then I asked my mum about him, what he's known for in ala-Igbo...

Hope wu ihe ozo kariri bad.


Interesting! When growing up, o nwere ihe anyi ga eme mma m, ihe ozo ga apu ya na onu wu "Ifeajuna"
When we use code to communicate and she no grab.

Ndi mma will not want any gist to pass them..

Mariangeles:
Wow! You must really love her to create the thread so early. How fortunate she is.
May God bless her new age, and I wish her years and years of love and happiness.

When it comes to love, umu nwoke enwehu nsogbu from experience, ladies are the problem..

If bigger fish gives her attention, ya e nyewe current guy attitude...ihe ya agbakashiwa ya ahu.

Yungmil:
For me I stay in a semi face me I slap you compound with Neighbours that are not smilling.

They are a good definition of aradite hand, and me too as well.

I didn't give any of my Neighbours any gift at all. All of us na aka gum. We just mind our business.

I only grudgingly received one plate of rice from one of them. The rice was very small, It was as if it was a force.

Pleaae what is your experience in terms of giving and receiving gifts this Christmas period?

Are your Neighbours cheerful givers and did you also gift your Neighbours as well?

Pls mods push to front page. This will be a very interesting discussion this period.

Face me I slap you is usually a gathering of AKA Gum people....


To the question, this year Christmas just dey shock me...only one super market I patronize gave me something...Others I was the one giving..

To extent people I thought will gift me something, were even using style to ask me I hope you will do Christmas for me.. smh

This country is on auto pilot.

Anyways, blessed is the hand that giveth, than the one that taketh.

Uzomarrr123:
Aubamayang gets 250k pounds weekly , while saka gets about 40k

See, I think it high time , we stop over pricing these players

See the way , this boys have been on fire and performing since arteta dropped auba

This na real eye opener
Some players just dey collect fat wage weekly and produce less

I swear....That fat money spoils the team mindset.


Foot ball is a team stuff...To me if it is possible, all players in a club should earn same..

aboyaji:
Sometimes ago in July 7th, I had opened a thread about the surprise birthday I got from my girlfriend and her sister...

https://www.nairaland.com/6639606/first-surprise-birthday-ive-ever#up

Behold, today 27th December is her birthday and I am looking for a better avenue to celebrate her. So, Nairaland comes first. The place of all happenings.

Nairaland food section Team: Apk.osy, coc.ocandy, mv.ena ( the meme lady) Gboy.egaD, koboju.nkie, munz.y14, halcyo.n123, mariangeles, etc etc.

Lalast.iclala... Come and celebrate a good woman

A beautiful lady you have here bro.

Wishing her the best on her new age.

And praying for you, for more open doors And financial stability.

Them say love is sweet, but when money dey, it is sweeter.

Cheers!!!

Mariangeles:
Carry ndi Fulani join body, come dey cast him own people. Ifeajuna!

Lol...ma ya, ma hope...Ndi nzuzu abuo..


History will never forget them..

Oooh!!! So i ma Ifeajuna?

You surprises me with deep things you know about Ala Igbo anyi despite being far away.

Iyaebe:
Better soup na money kill am,you talk too much sef,it's a sign you don't have money

Your craze na follow come...

Jidemoo:
Go ahead and tell her wetin dey your mind cos if we mistakenly cross each other's path and I ask her out...don't come here to lament

Abii naa...

Mariangeles:
Diezani and co robbed Nigeria dry, bamboozled Nigerians with fictitious figures and big big grammar, and Jonathan couldn’t do anything about it.
They ruined his government and made him look like a weak fool.
Buhari's government is worse still.



Amaechi is such a loud mouthed ass-licker though.

Na asslicking kill his political career in Rivers state.

I doubt if he can win any election in Rivers.

Full blown political war between supreme administrator and oga Iberiberism...

Pierocash:
Is there still SARS, I thought SARS has been disbanded.

Lol...disband which sars?
Trust Nigeria at own peril.

SARs guys are everywhere in Owerri..Police with earrings and durag is that one a police?

mfm04622:
That is normal with youths of nowadays

Very terrible.

God1000:
Who can relate here? does this picture remind you of anything in the past?

Once again, happy Christmas

Yes...during teenage when we return for Christmas at home...When my grandma was alive.

Nobody cooks separately..

It was one kitchen, her daughter in-laws take turns to cook...


It used to be fun...Very fun.

KiNg0G:
betterstyle.

this only happens when the father is around to unite the lots in special days like this.



but once he's dead ( everybody find your way) like the one in my street, he married 5 wives. they normally kill ram every Christmas Eve, bought by his eldest son.
but their father passed away this year January.... yesterday it was like grave yard over there. damn!

Lol...nothing good comes from polygamy except sex and bearing too many kids that will later turn against themselves..

In this modern age, that is the worst mistake any man can make...Even if you do, having too many kids will worsen everything.

SocialJustice:
Some humans go dey behave like goats. You don't have new accommodation yet but you're rushing to resign. Rubbish, you get luck say the man miss your head, you for die for nothing.

Lol...OP is something else..


Na the bike money remove his common sense...


No forward plans..Just living for the moment.

Yinkakolawole:
Wetin make you resign when u ve not got another place to live. If the mistakenly go break ur head, my brother na u cause am oooo. They dont need to tell you, you use ur common sense.

Common sense is not common......

HRprof:
He is still looking for a job after retirement ! I will advise him to better run a consulting firm as a safety training consultant and start getting contract from companies to train their safety officers especially in the oil and gas companies.

Is unfortunately some people don’t plan for their retirement.
My 2 cents

Very very unfortunate... Somebody is getting set to retire, yet looking for another job just to block another young graduate

Richdoh:
I'm a young hard work guy who's planning to settle down someday. I have a girlfriend whom I have gone to see her family with my own family , as in, we have done our introduction, what was remaining was for us to fix a date for our wedding.

But this girl started showing some nasty attitude. There was a day she came to spend weekend with me and I gave her some money to buy some food stuffs to cook, that day i received the greatest shocke of my life , my fiancee warmed me never to send her message like that again that she is not my slave.

As if that was not enough. Another day she came to spend some days with me but when she got to my house I was not at home that day. She went to the bathroom to get some shower but unfortunately there was no water running in the bathroom because we didn't had light for 2days so we couldn't pump water. Normally when there's no water like that we usually fetch from the next compound. Though I live in a room and parlour self contain with water running in my kitchen and bathroom.

To cut the long story short, my fiancee refused to fetch water for herself to take her shower. She had to call me on phone to come home and fetch water for her to take her shower. When I eventually got home at late hour, I took the bucket went to fetch water for her to bath just for peace to rain. I later asked her why she had to call me to come and fetch water for her to bath knowing fully well that I was not around. She said in her house, she does not fetch water that her dad usually call Aboki's and buy water from them. She told me that she can't leave a suffering life of having to fetch water, she can never do it.

Please nairalander is this a good sign or bad sign to watch out for?

You explained your case with a woman, if we see a wife we go know..

Besides, she is treating you the way you carry yourself around her..Na still dating and introduction you are already complaining, by the time it moves to next level, na magistrate go dey settle the matters arising..

The one for you, will not stress you..Infact you will feel lonely when when she is not available.

Character matters in a woman, when it is lost, all is lost.

And her father pays aboki people to fetch water for them In 2021

You sure say this one can submit to be your helper and build an empire?

Kollins11:
I nor knw weda na stone my girlfriend dey cook for here oo. The food no wan gree done. Since morning

Lmao...

seunny4lif:

The one that will cook all the available foods for himself

Drink like it’s free

How did you arrive at the second picture?

Mariangeles:
Fine. Thanks.


Otu okwesiri.

Lol..

Abii...

E ri chaa a gbotoro na achi ochi ochi..

Mariangeles:
Yeah.

Merry Christmas.

Same here!

Kedu?

A mam na i shiwala ite taa..

tutudesz:
After their foolish followers don kill themselves finish
Guy men don settle to deal with Ganduje

As in eeeh, They are out for ganduje...He is too petty to be a governor in a whole kano.

tolaswim:
Wike dey lay good foundation for him self...The man wey dey think ahead

Honestly he thinks forward.

Any serious governor with good ambitions must think ahead...As a lawyer wike will use this opportunity to coordinate and position allies where it matters most.

Odili family is a big role model to wike right from his grassroot political days till now...

And his wife should be a judge by now if I am not mistaking..And It is certain some of their kids will be lawyers and judges in future.

Good foundation.

Mariangeles:
Kobojunkie, our Christmas fruitcake is ready.

Na my sister pinch the middle.
That girl hand no dey stay one side

Lol...

Next time you chain her hands.

Mariangeles:
OK.



Of course, I do.

Good....

I na ha akwadola Christmas na ihe ndi ya na ya so...

Mariangeles:
You know, I always wonder how you guys interpret memes.
Is it that you guys use it to express exactly yourselves or what?
Like how that one caught your attention, it didn’t mean anything to me at all.

Sometimes it is used to express or atimes to drive home the comment while adding humour to it.

In this case, it was more of humour.

Sitting on a sofa with a another chair.. crazy I must say...More like sleeping on a mattress with ute..

I ma ihe wu ute?

Mvena:
Hmm I remember using Okpehe to prepare palm oil rice, it was marvelous

This meme na craze o..

The heart will always want what it wants....

Peace of mind is priceless.