[quote you really got me cracked up..... Rotfl author=noskeybaba]What concerns a bird with a toothbrush?

ANNOYING THINGS oN MOLUE BUs:
Those madakakas selling ru bbish inside bus. Muringer seed and the rest. The other day one was in front of me and as he was talking eh spit was raining down on me. I wish I had umbrella with me. [/quote]

evbu779: Did anybody using it on BB get d same msg ?Did anybody using it on BB get d same msg ?Did anybody using it on BB get d same msg ?

yes sure I did, I use mine as a modem in emergency cases

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lurvy: [size=18pt] Hmmmm..... Is this me?
So finally I am Number 1 in this big Nigerian community, not just that but on the front page!
Wow.... it feels so good to be above everyone! What a relieve!
For those who have been yearning for this spot, please dont relent... You will get here if you keep on working hard!
Hard work really pays, isnt it?


But wait oh, Why should the USA be acting like the world Police?
Let them leave Nigeria alone, abeg!


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of course they (US) won't leave nigeria, when Nigeria collects about 530 million USD per year as aid! So its a case of he who pays d piper dictates d tune!

sincerenigerian: You must have been looking for a chance to bash Islam. If you were educated enough, you would have known that Mormon Christians, Jews, Hindus, Bhudists also marry under age girls. If not for civilization, our founders in Nigeria and Africa in general also engaged in marrying of young girls up till about 40 years ago.

slowpoke,hear ur sef "up till about 40yrs ago" ..so reviving a supposed 40yr old tradition is ur idea of progression...mind u those groups of pple u mentioned r religious sects, so since when did Nigeria become a religious sect?....ewu kambia, atulu

Okija_juju: Wow!!


So many Baby Fuckers in the North...

<sub>Consenting Gay Adults fvcking = 14years in Prison,

Grown men fvck Minors of 13yrs and below = Federal Marriage certificate!
..</sub>

Nigeria... Behold your hypocrisy..

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You just spoke my mind! Such a hypocritic nation! so if ur 9yr old daughter is violated by ur neighbour there's no point in pressing for presecution, he shd simply jst marry her, so "she would be deemed of full age"...ok naaah! Una see una sef

maclatunji:

LOL, you cannot even spell "Quran" correctly. Yet, you seek to teach us Islam. Your ignorance is beyond belief and with your arrogance, we have an unfortunate result of a delusional character indeed.

Bye.

I guessed he spelt it deliberately that way, as it was repeated in all instances..and using the supposed mispelling as point in your argument, in addition insulting the fellow,just shows you have ran out of valid points and perhaps more delusional n worse still hypocritic by being too quick to throw an unsolicited insult...yet you claim you are a defender of Islam , get a life and quit shoving Islam down our throats..

Symphony007: obama will kill to get the growth figures nigeria is enjoying. Nigeria is currently growing at 7% will the u.s is strugguling with 2 or 3.

Of course when u are growing ur indices from d scratch u get a seemingly high growth rate as compared to when ur growth has reached a high saturation point..nigeria can as well be said to be growing at 20% annually, but to d average nigerian, its jst a statistic, and doesn't translate to a better standard of living!

Sincere 9gerian: Another BASELESS report from the US. The fact that the west has suddenly become very critical of the federal govt should raise the suspicion of every patriotic Nigerian. The US have been firing from all cylinders of recent. What are they up to? Does the US mean well for Nigeria? Is this all about the PIB and oil multinationals?

Yes, Nigeria has a problem with corruption and it is the RESPONSIBILITY of every Nigerian and the govt to solve this problem. We do not need a saintly sermon from US before we know we need to get to work to solve the problem of corruption. After all the US is not immune from corruption. Who has been preaching to the US on the need to stop immoralities like gay marriages and homosexuality?

Lets take some quotes from the BASELESS report and puncture them.

"Police corruption remained rampant. Reports of checkpoint bribery and shooting incidents decreased in February after newly appointed Inspector General of Police Mohammed Abubakar announced the closure of all police checkpoints across the country; however, illegal checkpoints remained common in some regions. Police routinely stopped drivers who did not commit traffic infractions, refusing to allow them to continue until they paid bribes,”

This is like speaking from both sides of the mouth. The closure of unnecessary police check points across the country was an action taken by the govt to curb corrupt practices among police officers. Unfortunately, that action has to be balanced with the need to also check insecurity. Not all police check points are "illegal" as stated in the report. Even if the target of completly eradicating illegal police check points have not been achieved, PROGRESS has been made. If one takes a trip all the way from Enugu to Rivers in day time, you'll hardly see police check points (except inter-state check points). But if the journey is done in the evening or night, one would see several check points. I dont know whether these check points are legal or illegal but for someone travelling at night, its a kind of reassurance that the road is safe.

Again, if the govt has banned illegal police check points, it is the responsibility of citizens to report any check point that is nuisance.

"the US government listed the escape of the suspected mastermind of the Boko Haram 2011 Christmas Day bombing from custody, noting how the police commissioner, who aided the suspect went unpunished"

Yes, Kabiru Sokoto escaped. But he was later captured. The police officer, whose negligence led to his escape was dismissed. I recall the case was investigated by the Police Service Commission which later announced his dismissal. Can someone who was dismissed be said to have gone "unpunished"? Some of us expected more punishment and prosecution but the Police Service Commission is an institution set up by law and it is safe to assume they took the RIGHT decision according to rules and law governing the police. There's no point playing to gallery.


"former Delta State governor James Ibori in the Southwark Crown Court in London of charges of money laundering and other financialcrimes totaling N12.4bn, after he was acquitted by a Nigerian court"

It was unfortunate that Ibori was acquitted by a Nigeria court but that happened under previous regime. Again, the Judiciary is a SEPARATE arm of govt. Fortunately, the new Chief Justice of the Federation is taking steps to curb the impunity in the Judiciary. Recently, 3 Justices were sacked. About 14 Justices or so are currently being investigated by the National Judicial Council.

"and the N1.067trn fuel subsidy fund lost to “endemic corruption and entrenched inefficiency”

The planned removal of fuel subsidy would have put a final stop to the corruption in the scheme. Unfortunately, the fuel subsidy was only partially removed. Those who abused the system are currently undergoing prosecution.

"In late July, the EFCC began arraigning suspects, first with a group of 20 indictments, including six oil companies and 11 individuals. By year’s end, the EFCC initiated prosecutions of approximately 50 cases related to the subsidy scam. The majority of these cases involved companies and individuals who had fraudulently received subsidy revenue. Investigations and trials had not produced any convictions by year’s end.”

The executive has done its part by bringing the suspected subsidy thieves to court. The rest is for the JUDICIARY.

"It decried frequent abduction of civilians and lack of press freedom, highlighting cases, where journalists were harassed and beaten up"

Which journalist was beaten up this year? It is very uncommon in Nigeria of recent. I can only remember one incident in Lagos. To use this as proof of "MASSIVE CORRUPTION" is ridiculous.

In conclusion, the report is BASELESS. The instances given to support "MASSIVE CORRUPTION" are porous. Yes, we have a problem with corruption but the solution lies with every Nigerian. We dont need "saints" from US to tell us how to solve our problem

another retardinho pawn...when did homosexuality become a basis to compare with nigeria's widespread corruption, which has crippled almost all sectors of human development? the 3 arms of nigerian government are unarguably very corrupt and of course the same corruption tickles down to the masses....u cant have anything done without paying processing fee!

so, sh#t the f>>U#k up!

xynerise:
Exactly. They did this to my mum too. My mum jumped out of a moving bus but thank God she survived it.

Same , my elder sister in 2008, entered a bus in front of nat.hospital abuja, was in about d same situation ..bt in her own case, she was told she must follow them to a "white garment pastor" who tried to "bewitch" her to go steal a certain amount, 250k from my aunt..d money was supposedly to purchase d oil that wld break d curse laid on d said money..and dat if she refused, he wld curse her..she rebuked him saying, "a man of God never curses bt only blesses"..then he shouted on them to chase her away...when she got to d nearest road , she discovered she was in Lafia.

And Boko Haramists aren't Muslims..u don't offer amnesty to an unrepentant terrorist..
Conversely, do u fink d amnesty would not be re-invested in sponsoring the wider Al-Qaeda network??

BetaThings:

Here are some, not 1

NLFT in India
Lord Resistance Army
Hutaree
American Soldiers in Iraq
http://harpers.org/archive/2009/05/jesus-killed-mohammed/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H-btXPfhGs


MASSOB, OPC, MEND whatever may have so-called christian members..doesn't mean they overtly or covertly are fighting for the rights of christians..Revd King is a jst a man who did what he did cos of personal albeit faith convictions..you mentions d Crusaders of d middle ages and forgot the Saraceans they fought against with..
SIMPLY put Islam is a religion of half-truths..muslims are too quick to cry foul, to quick to feel their religion is threatened and of course to quick to kill in d name of justifying what they felt was foul or a threat...
Even on Nairaland.."Ensure ur post is not offensive to islam"..crap crap crap!! If muslims could curtail their blood letting brothers, then perhaps the whole world won't hate islam this much.!

read the above, watch the video and let us hear from you again

Are u saying these few mentioned widely unknown groups are d excuse for d terror Islam is globally known for?? And as expected u only attempted to defend just a section of my post that suits u...*notsurprised#

hayubee: Jazak Allahu broda 4 U̶̲̥̅̊Я post
I c some ppl sayin Islam is a violent religion just because of what muslims ok let's be logical Rev. King who killed his church members how many ppl has blamed d christian 4 it, the crusaders that killed innocent ppl all in d name of religion who has blamed christianity 4 that. U see der are black sheep in every community don't judge islam by what muslims do judge by d holy quran nd hadith.

Kindly name any group of persons who gather for the singular reason to defend , fight n terrorise in d name of christianity?? MASSOB, OPC, MEND whatever may have so-called christian members..doesn't mean they overtly or covertly are fighting for the rights of christians..Revd King is a jst a man who did what he did cos of personal albeit faith convictions..you mentions d Crusaders of d middle ages and forgot the Saraceans they fought against with..
SIMPLY put Islam is a religion of half-truths..muslims are too quick to cry foul, to quick to feel their religion is threatened and of course to quick to kill in d name of justifying what they felt was foul or a threat...
Even on Nairaland.."Ensure ur post is not offensive to islam"..crap crap crap!! If muslims could curtail their blood letting brothers, then perhaps the whole world won't hate islam this much.!

dramendra:


Use your head na, ever since you know Saudi Arabia, have you ever heard them fight or kill? Iran and Iraq are not fighting for Islam, they are fighting or bounderies and oil, America is not fighting for Christians either, America is fighting for its own selfish interest (world power) Boko bastard are not muslem, and I repeat boko are not muslems, muslem is a religion of peace, people with their selfish interest mislead a lot of ilitrate like you.

Its pathetic, or rather u are pathetic! Boko Haram expressly said that their aim is to eschew western education n fight for a purely Islamic northern nigeria n possibly islamic nigeria...even the reason dey kidnapped d French family in Cameroon,dey said is in retaliation for d French offensive against Islamists in Mali..America never or has never quoted or defended its wars saying its to establish christianity , or even MEND never said their actions was to ensure Christianity or any religion for that matter...so hw is that suddenly Boko haram isn't islamic?? Or has changed their agenda from islamic to sometin else

In owerri, its d norm with kekenapep..u can show that u are a big boy by hiring one for the whole day...for 1k ;DIn owerri, its d norm with kekenapep..u can show that u are a big boy by hiring one for the whole day...for 1k

Yes o! She did...9ja no dey hear word! Na dat unemployed b-i-atch they invite with 500k$..9ja deserves what it got! ;DYes o! She did...9ja no dey hear word! Na dat unemployed b-i-atch they invite with 500k$..9ja deserves what it got!

ocee31: Joel brinkley is an idiot & should be beheaded. This guy should be made to apologize. Has he ever been to Nigeria? Go & read his article on vietnam & you'll find out that this guy is a complete slowpoke

You are just the same like d known GEJ govt.mouth pieces..bunch of idiotas..and to rightly quote "someone" ; if Jesus Christ would stand up today and criticise GEJ's govt, they wld respond saying,didnt He sleep with Mary Magdalene afterall...

Myself2: Who is this stewpid Brinkley to tell us what to do,when have I ever told Americans to impeach Obama for the sundry things he has done that truth be told,are not my business?

Mr Brinkley or Prickley heat,please go impeach Obama for asking gays and lesbos to marry one another and adopt children from normal marriages between men and women

You are as dunce-y as GEJ..what has gay/lesbian marriages got to do with the obviously bad and corrupt system of govt we have in Nigeria today!! If no nigerian would stand up and stick a finger into GEJs "corruptaract" eye..then a foreigner might as well do it!

aasog1: Shake my head with some funny comments here. Comparing GEJ to OBJ. Comparing his regime to all the past.
For your information, this is 2013. Not IBB's era. Not Abacha era. Not OBJ's. Things are different RIGHT now. If we wanted things to continue the way it was, why not simply let the military take over again or why did we bother stopping OBJ from been a life's president.
I sincerely feel so tormented reading peoples' racist warped opinions. Who cares who fixes Nigeria? Why must it be someone from the SS, SE, SW, or the North. Lets give the right man this job. Our humanity as a nation is been depreciated daily by our short-sightedness. If the colonialist could do way better than any regime we've ever had, so what is wrong in giving the position of leadership to someone who isnt from your region. I dont care whoever it is, but if GEJ cant stop Bokoharam, fix the useless roads, fix electricity which I havent enjoyed since all this useless propaganda of improvement, fix security, fix kidnapping, stop corruption, HE SHOULD GO TO HELL AND BURN FOR ALL I CARE! I DIDNT VOTE HIM TO GIVE ME EXCUSES AND I WONDER WHY THE SS AND SE PEOPLE THINK THAT'S HIS JOB!

You just spoke my "church" mind! Gbam!!

Aifey: US is good at sponsorin war in other counties just because of grude oil n raw matrials. Iraq, afghanistan, mali, libya, syria, nigeria etc. And also 2sell their weapons, medicines n gay culture.

you are the most dimwitted on NL..grude oil kor, green oil nii...guess u use menstrual blood as stew for ur rice to bring US into Boko-haram issue!! Idiota punny juice!

numerical_guy:

So much hatred, I don't know why.. We Muslims are taught to respect other people's religions.

Muslims are taught to respect other religions indeed! You fink the world allover is daft How many core muslim countries allow xtians to freely practice their faith...isnt it fact that 99% of violence today is caused by muslims seeking their jihad cause, either waging a war against the so-called west or Sunni vs.Shia ? ? ? Pulease! Stop rubbing the "Islam is a religion of peace" thingy into our faces! You claim peace yet most of the regions of d world and even in nigeria which profess Islam, are always over-ready to forment and are brewing violence at d slightest excuse!

If this insane intolerance against gays continue..then nobody is safe..have a corper who was blackmailed to being gay in my PPA, because the MD wanted his new otondo-cousin to take his position and occupy the furnished apartment provided..eventually NYSC did their investigations and blacklisted the company.

So long as u are a guy, and hv male friends, anyone can call u GAY..so we shd watch it, otherwise what goes around comes around

*justthinking#
If the bill becomes law and gays going into marriage are arrested ,convicted and jailed in the same prisons as other inmates...don't u think at the end of their jail terms, 7 out of 10 ex-convicts would become gay and the vicious cycle continues...

I have a retained crown in my upper jaw..what are d cost implications of having to remove it??