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i havent been on here for almost a month now. it feels good to be away though. not like i didnt miss a handful of people on here but overall i didnt miss NL for one minute. it is me your one and only must_a_far. some of y'all might not like it but wat can i do. i cannot help u in anyway form, manner, style or way.

KAYZZIAH:
A lot of adults can't stand Mr. Seun and his infantile propensity to ban critics.

kayzziah u hit the head right on the nail. u no miss any word at all.

me take NL too serious at 3.44am in the morning olorun ma je. God forbid bad thing. i aint sleepy thats why i'm online and u guys are keeping me company.

u need to go do training for ur paparazzi work. u still dey pre school level. they say ask and it shall be told unto u. u never ask biola the riht way thats why she never tell u.

college park, i dey gaithersburg, come go bowie, i nearly reahc baltimore but i no like waka waka so i just carry my head come NY back.

i dey yahoo o.

gnature pay me make i tell u her name. she don tell me.

where in MD u at. i was there earlier this week. just got back to NY in wednesday.

na flower be this? the thing fit make her vex o. comot am quick, that nonsene flower wey u buy from jose store down the corner. abi na mallam sambo sell am to u

so loro kan sha u are asking me to ship a guy along with my egusi shipment. noted! do u guys yahoo. if yes add me on lets confrence chat.

its ########@YOOHOO.com abeg add am quick make i comot am by all these people spam me up with their mails try to make me claim the billions left over by some dead african head of state.

gnature, if u want to know if philipino guys try to get some or if they wonder wat its like to be with a nice nubian lady. i can loan u body suit make u take am guise urself go manila come go see as them go dey react to ur artificial ikebe.

being the nice person that i am. i am willing to ship u some well prepared efo riro abi sey na egusi u want. i know u would ask how i would ship it and it wont spoil. simple, dry ice never finish for this world now. and to make it better sef. next day mail don dey cheap now sef.

or to make life easy for u. if u can cook. i can organize the ingredients and ship them to u free of charge. cos i know one thing. life without some serious amala and ewedu, sometimes substituted with iyan and efo-egusi can lead to slowing down of the motor neurons in the body. (i'm now a doctor o, not an engineer anylonger)

she no dey europe, she dey south east asia.

na wetin concern my paparazzi self inside una talk sef. na who send me message.

cocopops:
I would arrange an extensive selection of Egusi Soup with assorted meat, isi ewu with extra pepper, round-about, pounded yam, ewedu, tatache, dried fish, ogbonu, moi moi, pap, akara, etc. along with the usual coke with gala or meat pie

I would consume each dish per hour until the 23rd hour, before I say my final goodbyes and prayers while hoping that when I get to heaven a similar selection of dishes would be there waiting for me.

u wan carry constipation go heaven ko ni yen. cos with all that eating in close succession, that mess wey u go produce go scatter nose no be small

since my posts on topics like this cannot be without telling the truth, and since the truth to admin come accross to him as being harsh i'll just shut my mouth up.

i would have said somn to this thread but if i do mr nimda(admin) would delete it saying i am dashing out harsh words to members. i'll jsut sit and look and let she-pocrite cum pastor lover or should i say he-pocrite cum fornicator slash evil genious (pastor) make herself feel better by claiming to be born again yet messing around with her marrried pastor.

i'll advice u to go visit him tonight, imma hook u up with a nice piece of night dress from ASIRI VICTORIA (victoria secret) or better still fredricks of hollywood. since u said u havent been touched in a minute, body no be firewood o. u need to get bleeped by ur pastor ASAP since he has kept u away from having feeling from other guys and his touching and fingering made u cum quicker than u thot u could. Bleep him and be happy with urself and ur pastor. at least u are not telling him to leave his wife for u.

refund! u better.

bhola i did science in kindergaten o. so i know what i speak, i know u know better but if them go count those wey sabi science today i sure say my name go dey there. dem no call me engineerAYO for nothin o and to na debit, credit and balance sheet be my line.
that said, aloib u are intelligent to know that its not all things that can be changed and i respect u for that. not like some people who don't want to look at the big picture or think outside the box. try being with someone and accepting him without trying to change him and see if its better than trying to change the person and because of that u tend to mess up somn that brings u peace of mind.

the problem with this world is people not being able to say things the way it should be said. i cannot call myself ur friend if i cannot look u dead in the eye and give u a piece of my solid mind. if i dont i am not being truthful to u and to the one who gave me the head to think different from others. i dont know how else to say this but i'll make it as sugarcoated as possible,

a lot of us cannot handle the truth, yet we want people to tell us the truth. have u ever asked urself, when u suspect ur man or woman is cheating and u ask with fire in ur eyes,"TELL ME THE TRUTH?, " CAN I HANDLE THE TRUTH? truth hurts yet its essential to the growth of our being. i posted somn earlier and it no more here cos some people see it as being harsh, so i guess next time anyone reads a post by me he person shouldnt believe its content cos its all not true

gnature and uche don turn to talent scout. una get the hookups? if yes! u can help a brother out now. i'll surely give u guys a shout out anytime i get the chance to tell people about those that discovered my talent.

that said, aloib, i totally understand u like i understand that food does not go into the nose. but there is also another factor in this equation, i didnt mention it earlier but its present. if i read your post right, u said u could try to change them, yes thats possible. but what makes what u feel what it is, is your accepting them without even trying to change who they are. problems in relationships most times arise from one of the players trying to change some attribute of the other player, and if they don't succeed then friction is bound to come up, kinetic energy is produced which would later transform to heat energy, the heat then builds up till it cannot be contained any longer. thus, a melt down occurs and it mos def would lead to letting go although u know deep down inside u that u could make things work out if u want it to.

aloib, all what u feel are all factors that play a big role u your google search for love. the KOKO of the HEAD of this whole contraption called love is self defined. if i start to talk now we wouldnt finish moreso i wont want to turn the thread into a chat line (i'm totally against it) having similar interests is somn but then if the person could have similar interests and have not so similar flaws, flaws being farting in your face, burping without remorse, somn simple as him biting his finger nails or somn as disgusting as picking his nose as sticking it in his mouth. if the person could have these and u still feel secure around him, u still want to always be with him, then as i said earlier and i'll say it again "U TOO GOT SOME GOOD SHIT" on your hands.

anyone looking for sponge opera responses should go watch daytime tv abeg. i have said it on some threads and i'll say it again here. all this one wey una dey ask for people opinion about how love take be, na second hand una go get.
nobody can define love for u. u have to define it yourself, do i hear u ask me how. ok make i talk. sit back, take a deep breath and say whooooooosaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! u done that innit. cool! now get a list of things that u hate the most, the things that make u throw up, or as the cliche goes," the things that turns u off in females or males" whichever applies and if it both then i cant really help u in that department. now that u have that, its time for elimination method, the one u said in ur startup post is substitution method. if anyone of these people u want to know if u love them or not has all these things that get u disgusted the most and u still cannot stop thinking about them and cant stop feeling all what bhola said in her post then i guess u got yourself some GOOD SHIT right there.

people are getting dumber and dumber as the minutes go by. how can u help someone cheat on his then girlfriend and now help him cheat on his now wife. and ur BUM ass self has mouth to talk about how u jump in and out of bed with him. i wonder what this generation of ours is turning into, cos me i dont know wat grace u derive from sleeping around(yes i said it, if u no like am u can kiss my ass and tell me the flavor) whether with one person or with a million people sleeping around is still sleeping around andu gonn come in here and ask our opinion. since u are giving me the priviledge of telling u wat i feel. i'll honor it and tell u point blank U NEED TO BE BITCH SLAPPED A HUNDRED TIMES OVER. people like u make thisworlda bad place to be in. 4real, i know i'm not perfect but its people like u that turn right back around and start saying "ALL GUYS ARE CHEATS" crying wolf when u know definately well that ur ass helped a couple ofthem cheat even when they dont want to. i'm expecting u to come back in here and start talking smack at me. but better hope i read the smack when i'm in my off mode cos if not u'll be shot down like a black hawk helicopter gets shot out of the sky in bahgdad. ONIRANU OSHI! and we go talk him talk say him love the guy. love ko Bleep ni!

i'll be back with THE TALE OF TWO BROTHERS! u'll keep posting

smart guy! i guess all u need to clean out her purse, milk her ass dry is 6months.

people have different ways of doing things. some out dress themselves all in the name of trying to impress the unimpressables. some people saw my dressing as being lame because i had on somn simple most of the time. it was hot like nonsense and i felt confy in the most simple of the simple things. jeans and tee and sneakers. not like i didnt have the fitted shirts to wear but i wasnt feeling any of them at the time. i guess they expected me to have on all the bling they see on mtv, bet, vh1, channelO and all. when a simple wristwatch would do. i guess they didnt know what style meant.


went out to eat had on a tee, slacks(sweat pants) and leather slipers while some people wanted to wear their best of the best.

simple! cut your coat according to your material. for my cousins wedding in naija last summer, we downed over N500,000.00 worth of SODA alone, and the whole nine yards whether that one small or too much is in the mind of the spenders. its up to u to decide what u want. don't let what people would think determine what scale u want it to be because trust me them credit card payments dey give headache, toothache, brainache, and WateverItCanBring ache.

i don't know what part of my post was directed at u but if my opinion aint ok by u why not respect it as my opinion and not throw curses out like your mouth is some broken fire hydrant spilling out water. if u don't get it move on. mochfella saw the humor in my post and laughed if u didnt see it good for u, lifes too short to get all worked up.

_{the line u said somn about my sisters i'll just autoignore}

chiken ice:
I really feel hurt.I asked a question and expected answers not to be laughed at.Is this what we call maturity ? if u don't have an answer why don't u just keep your stinking mouth shut

this is one of the numerous problems i have with my people. they always want ready made stuff. now i really wanna hurt ur feelings ok. cos from my early post i gave u info on wat to do to get wat u want. i guess u didnt read my post long enough to see that i gave u hints on wat to do. yet u come here crying, u think imma spoon feed u the answer like i spoonfeed my niece. God forbid bad thing! SOMEBODY HOLD ME NOW B4 I BREAK THIS GUY A PIECE OF MY SOLID MIND! nonsense and royco