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sonmvayina:It is fake news coming from you, whom a Stoke Newington backstreet Jewish landlord brainwashed and replaced your wise senses with sawdust. |
GRIMMJOE:[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] I am lol at the emboldened |
GRIMMJOE:This is sad. It seems you jerk off on attacking a straw man, lol. Enjoy, lol GRIMMJOE:Your sheer existence is just enough proof that God does exist. There defo is God, with the way you've been going, lol. There defo is a longsuffering in silence God. Diaris God. |
sonmvayina: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDstMDSvdG8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flAuy00R2qc Look at your gods and ancestors being nuisances See them, look at your gods and ancestors flogging each other silly on the street, tripping each other up on the street and just simply being a total public embarrassment and complete menace to society Did your gods and ancestors think they wouldnt be arrested for defying stay-at-home order ni, hmm? Who is going to tolerate that lawlessness from your gods and ancestors, lol, hmm? Look nah sonmvayina, at how Anambra COVID-19 Security Agency disgrace your god. No respects for the gods and ancestors. Chai. Diaries God oooh, lol. My ancestors had better sense than all these your fuckery displayed sonmvayina:You that your Stoke Newington backstreet Jewish landlord, replaced your wise senses with sawdust. You've been scammed, lol. You got opened your eyes, to gladly jump from your Roman Catholicism frying pan background, lol, into a blind guide Stoke Newington backstreet landlord's fire before then the abyss of dark and ugly bottomless pit you currently are rolling and wallowing in, lol. Congratulations. Oinnn, you have done very well ojaare, lol. |
GRIMMJOE:Simples, the word of living God said a serprent spoke, but never said horses fly, lol GRIMMJOE:I wear that on my sleeve with pride GRIMMJOE:MuttleyLaff is unbiased. When MuttleyLaff sees a good point being made, it gets a like stamp. I have liked a few of your posts too, dont you know, lol GRIMMJOE:We need religion because religion is about compassion, empathy, showing and having considerations to next person, others GRIMMJOE:As if that will bring food to your table, lol. I am just pleased that you have now taken to correction and begun using the correct noun, lol |
Everflourish: GRIMMJOE: MuttleyLaff:So dear GRIMMJOE, about your one question: Why didn't God die on the cross Himself, instead of sending His Son that He can easily get another one. That is exactly what God did, lol. He did a DIY, lol, just the way you asked the question. Praise God. Alleluia. Out of the mouth and hands of GRIMMJOE the truth is revealed. |
Isinweke:Jehovah might be just like Amadioha, Ogun etcetera, but Yah aka Yahweh, Jehovah is not Amadioha, Ogun, chinkeke, chukwu etcetera. These are abogirinal gods, which are used as pretence to be God. |
GRIMMJOE:[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] Drowning man clutching at straws again |
GRIMMJOE:It wont be sensible discussion for the like of you nah, lol. Nothing new under the sun, lol |
GRIMMJOE:A no more existing serpent once had the capability to speak. Period and that is foregone. Now, pigs dont fly, neither horses fly or ever flew. Please move on and leave serpent RIP to LAWMA, lol. |
GRIMMJOE:I am 99.9% always fast on to replying to ALL your posts and thats including mine. Quit the doing the Pinocchio please, its getting embarrassingly stale and cringeworthy |
GRIMMJOE:No one is having an argument, except you having arguments with yourself. The discussion, hasnt been, who is right and who is right, rather it has been about laying down alternatives against each others, then letting the anonymous readership make informed personal judgement calls.. You're typing like a drowning man, clutching at any available straw in sight, lol |
GRIMMJOE: GRIMMJOE:The "No, this isnt a chicken and egg thing my friend" surely went over you head., so let me give you the lowdown on it, sorry pun, without gimmicks, all intended, lol. It means, this isnt like the chicken or the egg causality dilemma about what came first. The serpent came first before the snake, lol, is the fact truth and point. The snake and serpent are not the same thing. Capisce now, lol? Now run along, go top up your data, lol |
GRIMMJOE:[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-6044c087512e.gif[/img] |
GRIMMJOE:Do me a favour please, gerrra here with that ignorance. No, this isnt a chicken and egg thing my friend. The snake and serpent are not the same thing. The serpent was first. It was a serpent that got demoted from the top end of the hierarchical chain, lost his legs and ended up crawling on its belly from after being transformed into a snake. That serpent existent is gone, forever gone baby, lol. Man, till tomorrow is still looking for it, thinking the missing link, lol, is in your alleged cousins, lol. Just let me keep on the lid there, lol. More such divulgence is not for the likes of you, lol. C'mon now, scram and move along. I have suffered you enough |
GRIMMJOE:I havent even said much at all yet, lol, besides because of the ear wax in your ears, to you nothing is said, because you cant hear, lol GRIMMJOE:I hear you GRIMMJOE:Is it your "what if" Occam's Razor, hmm, lol? GRIMMJOE:Are you done, lol? |
GRIMMJOE:Those were just Christians, athiests are among, animists are among etcetera are among, but the irony is, your heartless impotent gods and ancestors looked on while lawless section of the society carried out those senseless acts GRIMMJOE:What has age got to do with you asking now? You've lost the plot, so it's age you now want to use as an argument to gain back lost grounds hmm and to get some leverage? You are funny, for bringing in the question of age sha. Smh |
GRIMMJOE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDstMDSvdG8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flAuy00R2qc Dont mind MuttleyLaff but do your gods and ancestors being nuisances See them, look at your gods and ancestors flogging each other silly on the street, tripping each other up on the street and just simply being a total public embarrassment and complete menace to society GRIMMJOE:www.nairaland.com/attachments/11356663_929336736320442273804461243687091422887936n_jpeg0d7960b7334d021c9478431491ef3afb Sit at home, there is a lockdown, but will these your gods and ancestors listen, hmm? Did your gods and ancestors think they wouldnt be arrested for defying stay-at-home order ni, hmm? Who is going to tolerate that lawlessness from your gods and ancestors, lol, hmm? Look nah, at how Anambra COVID-19 Security Agency disgrace your god. No respects for the gods and ancestors. Chai. Diaries God oooh, lol. GRIMMJOE:That's the kind of what your gods and ancestors do. Thats how your gods and ancestors want to be appeased nah, with your fetishes, rituals and baby sacrifices, lol GRIMMJOE:You're slowly but surely, changing tune and apportioning the blame in the right direction now, lol GRIMMJOE:Religion that's not true, religion that is impure, religion that is evil, religion that is full of faults, that religion, that sort, is useless GRIMMJOE:Quit the incorrigible "show me a snake that talk" nonsense. No snake ever talked anywhere jor. Take to correction and stop being a pathological liar ![]() |
GRIMMJOE:Out of a black pot, comes white pap GRIMMJOE:"The Sovereign LORD will destroy death forever! He will wipe away the tears from everyone's eyes (i.e. The LORD All-Powerful will destroy the power of death and wipe away all tears) and take away the disgrace his people have suffered throughout the world. The LORD himself has spoken" - Isaiah 25:8 "He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more, neither shall there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.”" - Revelation 21:4 "The last enemy to be destroyed is death" - 1 Corinthians 15:26 You are not primed to understand the finished article procedural, so dont bother GRIMMJOE:I hear you. GRIMMJOE:I hear you GRIMMJOE:No, it because I am not contracted to stoning witches and besides I operated a higher, superiror , stronger and more powerful law GRIMMJOE:Wow, because it my balls, I usually let hanging out, so to feel the cool wind on them GRIMMJOE:Dont be like that nah. Dont be too much of a haste, hold on to your knickers jor GRIMMJOE:The exact date on the timetable is top secret. Only God knows. Sorry that I couldnt be of much help on that, lol GRIMMJOE:"Today I am giving you the choice between a blessing and a curse" - Deuteronomy 11:26 "“Now listen! Today I am giving you a choice between life and death, between prosperity and disaster." - Deuteronomy 30:15 The above Deuteronomy 11:26 and Deuteronomy 30:15 are the contract of free will choices agreed to by the Israelites GRIMMJOE. Leave a tree centrally placed in the middle of a garden. Instruct not to eat off the tree and give what the consequence of eating will be, mind you the name of the tree, is self revealing. This one is the original free will. GRIMMJOE:Design that way, huh? Who is the Designer/designer? GRIMMJOE:Nothing to do with God, man. Please dont do that. Please, GRIMMJOE, dont try to put the blame on God's footstep GRIMMJOE:Are you by any chance A&E's brief. What are you? Their lawyer? You better douse off the flames on you first, before dousing off who's next to you. Besides, hang on GRIMMJOE, not for a fraction of a second, did A&E question God, like say, we didnt ask to be created, we didnt give you permission to create us. Think of that for a moment nah GRIMMJOE:God is a Father and Parent too GRIMMJOE. He's being there, done that, even bought the souvenier t-shirt. His innocent Son, was fitted up, falsely accused in a kangaroo, mercilessly beyond recognition flogged, His Son was spat at, kicked at and His beards pull out while carry a heavy beam upon what He would at Calvary/Golgota be killed, but you know what GRIMMJOE, God allowed this injustice, one of man's worst cruelty against man, pain, aberration etcetera and even death to pass, but at the end of it all, brought His Son back to life from the dead. Now the point here is, the same God that did it for Jesus, will do it for that dear child and at the fulness of time, will bring the baby back to life. Praise God. Alleluia. GRIMMJOE:This incident happened around 2017 or thereabouts GRIMMJOE. The baby was born premature, not just that GRIMMJOE, but with loads of serious other medical problems, such as underdeveloped organs etcetera. I am not going to fall out with you over why the mother wasnt able to take advantage of benefitting from antenatal classes etcetera and who embezzled anything or not, lol to cause she being lumbered with something as challenging as that |
frosbel2:www.nairaland.com/attachments/11356663_929336736320442273804461243687091422887936n_jpeg0d7960b7334d021c9478431491ef3afb Look at how COVID-19 Security Agency disgrace your god. No respects for the gods and ancestors. Chai. Diaries God oooh, lol. frosbel2 you better, go arrange for charge and bail lawyer, or else your ancestor go sleep cell be that ooo, lol |
GRIMMJOE: frosbel2:Such is life, everything comes in different shapes, forms and sizes, lol. Look at the fingers on your hands and/or feet. They dont agree together in same shape, length and/or size, but they are happily together, lol. I wonder why that, lol |
GRIMMJOE:Who? With sonmvayina, mister Walking Contradictions? You must be throttling the chicken and having a laugh, lol |
GRIMMJOE:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] Twist that as much as you like GRIMMJOE:The finished article. To be like God in all His character. To be all there is in the likeness of the Godhead, lol GRIMMJOE:Your opinion has been duly noted GRIMMJOE:Contracts are binding, you of all people, should and/or would know that na ![]() GRIMMJOE:The point is you are stubbornly repeating a lie. No snake spoke anywhere in the Bible. Period ![]() GRIMMJOE:Humour me nah. So, how do we prove the wind exists, then? GRIMMJOE:"Tar rhaan, tar rhaan! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tarhan tar rhaan! Tar rhaan tar rhaa, rhaa, rhaa. Tar rhaan tar rhaa! Rhaan rha, rha, rha", lol. Just joking, scaredy cat, that wasn't the trumpet sound. It was a trumpt sound alarm drill, lol GRIMMJOE:You wouldnt be here on earth, if you didnt, lol GRIMMJOE:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] So God's fault that is. Isnt it, hmm? GRIMMJOE, do you know what the mythical Pandora's Jar is? |
sonmvayina:I know you sonmvayina. I know you, in and out, more than you, yourself sonmvayina, know your self, lol, sonmvayina:I am denying your slanders about anyone being a baby in religious or spiritual matters. I don't want blow my horn, but I am very more than qualified to school you on theological and biblical matters. What your Stoke Newington backstreet Jewish landlord was incapable and/or refusing to reveal to you, I easily will reveal, even break it down for you, lol. It's my work oh. Its soft work for me, lol, and this is the Life I chose, lol I am denying your "still in diapers" slander, when you were secretary of Catholic Youth Organization of Nigeria (CYON) Benin Deanery because CYON was founded in 1985 and guess what, I had flown the nest before 1985, lol. Smh. So please, mister Walking Contradictions sonmvayina, go concoct another and more lies, lol sonmvayina:Nah not run along neither run away, like you always cowardly do, but more like, have a head on collision with you, would be so foxtrot uniform charlie kiloing nice. Bring it on, I keep telling ya. sonmvayina: MuttleyLaff:You did well to exit from Christianity, too bad you took the wrong turning upon finally exiting, lol. sonmvayina:You got opened your eyes, to gladly jump from your Roman Catholicism frying pan background, lol, into a blind guide Stoke Newington backstreet landlord's fire before then the abyss of dark and ugly bottomless pit you currently are rolling and wallowing in, lol. Congratulations. Oinnn, you have done very well, lol. sonmvayina:Oopsy daisy. Correctly put, your first love Roman Catholicism, is nothing more, other than rebranded paganism. Constantine Christianity, aka Roman Catholicism, lol, is repackaged paganism, with fanfare, festives, bells and whistles added, lol It is a travesty that you found out Christianity is nothing but rebranded paganism, only jump out of it and climb on to a Stoke Newington backstreet Jewish landlord's rope led down into the dark abyss cc: OtemAtum, GRIMMJOE, CHARLOE, catch up with this sonmvayina joker and I at: https://www.nairaland.com/4490546/second-coming-jesus-metaphor-literal#88408398 |
sonmvayina:Dumb is your first middle name now or have you forgotten, lol, hmm? sonmvayina:When will you stop contradicting yourself. If a sonmvayina fool ties a knot, even a least clever person can untie it, lol sonmvayina:sonmvayina mister Walking Contradictions, Dumb, slowpoke. Yeah, slowpoke, thanks for volunteering your other middle name sonmvayina:What's school? Be deceiving yourself there sonmvayina:What's project? You want to get a hard-on from my answer, hmm? You and your dumb questions sha, smh sonmvayina:The slowpoke is you who your Stoke Newington backstreet Jewish landlord didnt admit to that the New Testament teaches that Yahshua Ha Maschiach aka Jesus Christ is God in human form. Our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world killed on trumped up charges sonmvayina:Duh. Tell us something we dont already know. Would the Jews have fitted Him up on trumped up charges in a kangaroo court before later approching Pontius Pilate to legitimise having Yahshua Ha Maschiach aka Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world killed, if they believed in Him, hmm? Put on your right thinking cap on nah sonmvayina, lol. Mtcheew. Smh sonmvayina:I am quoting you to, first, put down in one to two short sentences or since I am fair-minded and generous, a paragraph what point you allegedly have and also to summarise within the sentence(s)/paragraph, what's on that site, you want to send me on a rabbit hole wild goose errand into Then, second, I am quoting you because all you keep telling, contradicts biblical obvious facts. You think you can get away unchallenged with your lies by throwing about fancy words, like Tanakh, lol. Smh. sonmvayina:"2This man came to Yeshua at night and said to him: “Rabbi, we know that you are a teacher sent from God, for no man is able to do these miracles that you are doing unless God were with him.” 13No one has ascended into heaven except the One who descended from heaven—the Son of Man. 14Just as Moses lifted up the snake in the wilderness, so the Son of Man must be lifted up, 15that everyone who believes in Him may have eternal life" - John 3:2, 13-15 You're a wannabe coveting membership into the antichrists gang, lol. sonmvayina:Rome is, JJC johnny-just-come-lately, when it comes to mockery and/or deception. The people of Antioch beat them to it sonmvayina:"Jesus answered, “You are mistaken because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God." - Matthew 22:29 "You search the Scriptures, because you think you will find eternal life in them. The Scriptures (IOW, sonmvayina, The Scriptures means the Tanakh, lol) tell about me" - John 5:39 I am quoting it because the Tanakh is a shadow of the New Testament. The Tanakh is the New Testament concealed, while the New Testament is the Tanakh revealed. Everything hidden in the Tanakh, that the Jews arent aware of, like for example, that the coming champion of the Jews, the Son of man, was talking about Yahshua Ha Maschiach aka Jesus Christ, is revealed in the New Testament, lol. So please go siddon over there somewhere jor. You, that all you are good at, is contradicting yourself and taking pride in your ignorance. smh. sonmvayina:[img]https://s4/images/Muttley_Beckon.gif[/img] C'mon bwoy. I've got my eyes on you. You better start practising how how hold in your breath. You better do, if you're half wise because every move you make, every word out of wrong you make, every wrong foot you put forward, every falsehood, lies and deception you utter, every breath you make, I have my eyes on you. I am watching you and will come after you that you wouldnt know what exactly it is dropped on ya. I will chase you and run you down, will chase your benighted soul right back into the very rear end of the bottomless pit of an abyss you crawled out from |
sonmvayina:[img]https://s1/images/stirringMuttleylaff.gif[/img] Mr Walking Contradictions sonmvayina Put your money where your mouth is and put down in one to two short sentences or since I am fair-minded and generous, put in a paragraph what point you allegedly have and also to summarise within the sentence(s)/paragraph, what's on that site, you want to send me on a rabbit hole wild goose errand into. C'mon mister-asking-me-a-dumb-question-have-you-got-data, bring it on. I'll match your volley of shots with devastating counter salvo of shots. Come out. I dare you to come forward, to put your foot out and/or step up. Quit your ducking, diving and hiding. Let me annihilate you ![]() |
frosbel2:[img]https://s4/images/wait.jpg[/img] Baba is consulting with Ifa frosbel2. Wait nah Baba is on it, finding out from Amadioha, chineke your aboriginal god, chukwu too another of your abogirinal god, Ala, Sango, Osun, Ogun, Igwekala, Ikenga, Anyanwu, Idemmili, Agwu Nsi, Njoku Ji and/or Ahia Njoku aka Ifejioku, Ogbanabali, Ekwensu etcetera for any news they have on COVID-19 healings, lol Baba, is asking Ifa, where are the "great and mighty" Amadioha, chineke your aboriginal god, chukwu too another of your abogirinal god, Ala, Sango, Osun, Ogun, Igwekala, Ikenga, Anyanwu, Idemmili, Agwu Nsi, Njoku Ji and/or Ahia Njoku aka Ifejioku, Ogbanabali, Ekwensu etcetera? We're all, in all this, it together, lol |
GRIMMJOE:"It will happen in a moment, in the blink of an eye, when the last trumpet is blown. For when the trumpet sounds, those who have died will be raised to live forever. And we who are living will also be transformed." - 1 Corinthians 15:52 It is going to be SUDDEN, lol. The trumpet is going to be blown, when its least expected, lol, GRIMMJOE. Pow! Boom!! "Tar rhaan, tar rhaan! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tarhantarhan! Tar rhaan tar rhaa, rhaa, rhaa. Tar rhaan tar rhaa! Rhaan rha, rha, rha", lol. Just something like that, lol, and blown in the flash of a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, lol. Rhaaaan GRIMMJOE:The opportunity presented itself, made itself available to you and millions other similar like you, lol and lucky you was the bravest, was the fastest, was the most skilful among millions. You jumped at the chance to be created, you raced towards the point of getting created and against all odds, lol, you came up trumps. Your better performance GRIMMJOE, was your permission, lol |
GRIMMJOE:"Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created." - Revelation 4:11 Perks from being created for God's pleasure, lol. GRIMMJOE:No one is the finished article yet GRIMMJOE. You sure must have seen an artist painting from an image, lol, brushing, stroking and painting on until the full likeness, the finishing article is completed on the canvass. Well that end is not reached yet GRIMMJOE, lol. GRIMMJOE:"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future." - Jeremiah 29:11 No. Of course not. God's expectation of Adam and Eve is not anthropomorphism too, but instead, God's expectation of Adam and Eve is the end which He promised and on which He caused every human being, you included GRIMMJOE, to hope for and depend on. GRIMMJOE:Stay focused. Stop wandering off. Stay on whats currently discussed, lol GRIMMJOE:As you can see, your nose hasnt stopped growing, lol. Soon is going to be longer than Pinocchio's. I tell you, lol. Smh. Make up your mind on whether its a serpent or its a snake. Stop contradicting yourself. GRIMMJOE:GRIMMJOE, the wind blows where it wishes and you hear the sound of it, but do not know where it comes from and where it is going. You dont see the wind, yet you know that the wind exists, lol. Go figure out with that simple observational analogy whether or not God, who too thats incorporeal exists or not, lol |
Ishilove:C'mon now sister Ishilove no fall for hand now. Nau you too, come dey talk like as if una be "keferi" erhn? Pestilences, PLANdemic or not PLANdemic always follow a pattern nah and that is not talking of the few slotted in inbetweeners, the likes of SARS, Ebola, Swine flu, bird flu etcetera that obviously you witnessed up to 15 years ago. All things, like this are not a case of if, but really are when. Case of when is it going to happen. The good book says, Jesus stressed the fact about WHEN, that He will come SUDDENLY, lol, and not SOON. It will be pow! Boom, just like that turning up. That even the saints will be caught surprised. My sister, Convenient Virus, is just a warning that despite all the endtimes signs etcetera and whatnot, when the LANDLORD comes, He will surprise even, most, if not all, His own sons and daughters. Isaiah 57:1 "Good people pass away; the godly often die before their time. But no one seems to care or wonder why. No one seems to understand that, God is protecting them from the evil to come" |
GRIMMJOE:I am pleased you know that much. Saves me time and saves from clogging up precious forum disk space talking about the distinction in terms of biblical and secular perspectives, lol GRIMMJOE:How for do, lol, and it comes with perks too GRIMMJOE:The opera ain't over till the fat lady sings nah, lol. C'mon, you should know that much about Church is never out till the people get through singing. GIMMEJOE, please stop assuming the outcome of the product is unfinished before the product process(es) reaches its end(s), lol. GRIMMJOE:That's a layman's and the inexperienced interpretation of Genesis 6:6 You want to get your feet wet? Yeah GRIMMJOE? Like dip them in the deep end side of the waters a bit. Right? OK no probs, here we go then. Well, "sorry, repented and/or regretted" is merely just employing figures of speeches, known as anthropomorphism and/or anthropopathism. Go look them up for their meanings or details, lol. Long and short of them, means human emotions figuratively attributed or ascribed to God. In this Genesis 6:6 regard, simply serves as a symbolic way of saying that man’s conduct fell short of a divine standard. Remember above, we touched on God's standard, hmm? GRIMMJOE:Helping others is what religion is, lol. This I've been all alone trying to get you to see and grasp, lol. Helping others is giving considerations to others without thinking about self gain, self interest personal gains and whatnot. It is just sheer outright compassion and empathy for a fellow human being, notwithstanding color, creed, sex spirituality or no spirituality, beliefs or non beliefs, sexuality etcetera. That is religion that is true, that is religion that is pure and on top, that is religion that cant be faulted. it is religion that God finds no fault(s) in GRIMMJOE. It doesnt matter or want to know, if you are an atheist, agnostic, animist, gnostist, Muslim, Christian, Jew, Believer, New Age, Pagan, Witch/wizard etcetera, lol. GRIMMJOE:GRIMMJOE, your nose, soon is going to be longer than Pinocchio's, if you still keep on repeating that a snake spoke to Eve in Genesis 3:1 GRIMMJOE:[img]https://s3/images/3xsmhp.gif[/img] You haven't seen the memo then, I guess, that God is incorporeal. Smh. Pity. |
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