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Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Resurrection Of Jesus Christ True? by MuttleyLaff: 10:28am On Apr 14, 2020
sonmvayina:
It is fake news...
It is fake news coming from you, whom a Stoke Newington backstreet Jewish landlord brainwashed and replaced your wise senses with sawdust.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 10:15am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
Are this the same demons you told me exist and occupied space?
you've start again, now if I ask you for their existence you will be running in circle.
[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
I am lol at the emboldened
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff:
GRIMMJOE:
I'm sorry bro, Atheism doesn't promise 72 virgins, or milk and honey it's simply disbelief in existence of God.

Terrorist were once children, ritualist were once children, Jungle Justice participants (murderers) once children.
All the above won't exist if they were raised not to believe in fiction.

Ever wonder why people see nothing wrong killing an old women as a witch because the Bible says its okay and you're actually making the world a better place.
Same with burning a thief guilty or not, because their God does it so there's nothing wrong, do I need go on.

Indoctrination is powerful, it made a man kill his twin nephew for ritual to a God he can't prove exist, but will fight and defend him.

The benefit my children will have is not becoming a ritualist, terrorist, seeing nothing wrong lying, free from superstition, take responsibility for their life than hitting their head on the ground five times a day.
This is sad. It seems you jerk off on attacking a straw man, lol. Enjoy, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Think it na, your God doesn't exist, can't you see how it's literary impossible for you to prove any of the fiction.

Ask your self why can't you prove it, why? (do not reply this question, just sit and think, for 5minute just think)
Your sheer existence is just enough proof that God does exist. There defo is God, with the way you've been going, lol. There defo is a longsuffering in silence God. Diaris God.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Jesus: Metaphor Or Literal? by MuttleyLaff: 10:03am On Apr 14, 2020
sonmvayina:
Go siddon jare...you no get sense.. because oyinbo give your ancestors book, all your sense run leave you...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDstMDSvdG8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flAuy00R2qc
Look at your gods and ancestors being nuisances

See them, look at your gods and ancestors flogging each other silly on the street, tripping each other up on the street and just simply being a total public embarrassment and complete menace to society

Did your gods and ancestors think they wouldnt be arrested for defying stay-at-home order ni, hmm? Who is going to tolerate that lawlessness from your gods and ancestors, lol, hmm?

Look nah sonmvayina, at how Anambra COVID-19 Security Agency disgrace your god. No respects for the gods and ancestors. Chai. Diaries God oooh, lol.

My ancestors had better sense than all these your fuckery displayed

sonmvayina:
Learn some wisdom..it is profitable.
You that your Stoke Newington backstreet Jewish landlord, replaced your wise senses with sawdust. You've been scammed, lol.

You got opened your eyes, to gladly jump from your Roman Catholicism frying pan background, lol, into a blind guide Stoke Newington backstreet landlord's fire before then the abyss of dark and ugly bottomless pit you currently are rolling and wallowing in, lol. Congratulations. Oinnn, you have done very well ojaare, lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 9:39am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
And why did you believe a serpent spoke, but can't believe horses fly? Because you've been thought which fictional story to believe, just like a Muslim been thought to believe in a flying horse.
Simples, the word of living God said a serprent spoke, but never said horses fly, lol

GRIMMJOE:
You're saying MuttleyLaff is brain washed,
I wear that on my sleeve with pride

GRIMMJOE:
but he's been the one liking your comments.
MuttleyLaff is unbiased. When MuttleyLaff sees a good point being made, it gets a like stamp. I have liked a few of your posts too, dont you know, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Imagine a world humans dump fiction and face reality, join hands and work together.
No racial difference, no religion difference, no tribal difference.
We need religion because religion is about compassion, empathy, showing and having considerations to next person, others

GRIMMJOE:
Prove a Serpent spoke, you're screaming straws.
As if that will bring food to your table, lol. I am just pleased that you have now taken to correction and begun using the correct noun, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: The Reality Behind 5G Network: Could This Be End Of The World? Read Carefully. by MuttleyLaff:
Everflourish:
God Is Only One Being.
But He Manifests Himself To Us In Three Different Ways.

That Is, God The Father, God The Son (JESUS CHRIST), And God The Holy Spirit.
GRIMMJOE:
One question why didn't God die on the cross him self, instead of sending his son that he can easily get another one.
MuttleyLaff:
This is the beauty of breaking bread and sharing it in opened topics like as this one. Interlocutors bring along food, you eat with them on the table, chew the food but making sure not to swallow the bones but to spit them out, lol

... my position, is God is not a "not-known-number" of person. God, as a matter of fact then, is, x-person and so God, in effect is, ∞-persons, as in, meaning, God is infinite or infinity.

God is someone without any bound, without limit, without an end. God is the first and the last, God oxymoronically has no beginning and no end. God is someone bigger and larger than any specified number, even three or trinity. This means, dont put God in a box. It explains why God in His infinite wisdom didnt allow the the word trinity to be printed black and white kokoro out in the Bible, lol

Now going to what you referenced and about the point made by Biblespeaks when he laid bare Matthew 24:36. Well, you've likely, often heard it said, if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Something to be done right is exactly what it's all about and so what God did. This is a matter of the classsic diy aka Do-It-Yourself.

God, can send Himself on an errand, and did send Himself to earth, in the form of Jesus Christ because God simultaneously can be in more than one place at a time (i.e. God can be in Heaven and on earth, at the same time) Note that, Jesus didnt correct people that addressed Him as God, for example, where and when said: "My Lord, My God" to Him

Christ cannot share the same body with God the father, because God is formless. God has no clear definite shape or size. Jesus Christ is the product of God projecting Himself as a human being in the person of Jesus Christ on earth. Jesus Christ is the visible image of the invisible God. Why does Jesus Christ need to be a human being on earth?. Fundamentally, it is because one needs a human body to lawfully and have a permitted way to legally operate on earth. God is not going to be a law breaker and be breaking Genesis 1:26-28

Now, though Jesus is God, He did not think of equality with God, as something to cling to. Instead, He gave up his divine privileges. He took the humble position of a servant and was born as a human being, and so God appeared on earth, in human form, as in, the person of Jesus Christ, God's Son, which means, it is a guarantee and not rocket science, that fathers will always know things that sons will have no idea or knowledge of.

This isnt news anymore
So dear GRIMMJOE, about your one question: Why didn't God die on the cross Himself, instead of sending His Son that He can easily get another one. That is exactly what God did, lol. He did a DIY, lol, just the way you asked the question. Praise God. Alleluia.

Out of the mouth and hands of GRIMMJOE the truth is revealed.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Reality Behind 5G Network: Could This Be End Of The World? Read Carefully. by MuttleyLaff: 9:30am On Apr 14, 2020
Isinweke:
Jehovah didn't reply me me.

Jehovah is just like Amadioha, Ogun etc.
Jehovah might be just like Amadioha, Ogun etcetera, but Yah aka Yahweh, Jehovah is not Amadioha, Ogun, chinkeke, chukwu etcetera. These are abogirinal gods, which are used as pretence to be God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 9:18am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
You can't even prove this serpent.
Unlike Maximus69 he believes this snake still exist.
[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
Drowning man clutching at straws again
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 9:12am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
And you'll call what you just wrote a sensible discussion.
It wont be sensible discussion for the like of you nah, lol. Nothing new under the sun, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 9:11am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
You believe a serpent can speak same way a Muslim believe a horse can fly, they are all fictional stories.
A no more existing serpent once had the capability to speak. Period and that is foregone. Now, pigs dont fly, neither horses fly or ever flew. Please move on and leave serpent RIP to LAWMA, lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 9:06am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
Fast to reply someones quote but fails to reply yours.
I am 99.9% always fast on to replying to ALL your posts and thats including mine. Quit the doing the Pinocchio please, its getting embarrassingly stale and cringeworthy
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 8:57am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
Does that mean serpent can talk
It means, a now non-existent serpent, used to talk

GRIMMJOE:
... are you trolling.
Are you for real? angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 8:55am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
I'm asking because this argument has been to you about who is right and who is wrong, an attitude associated to teenagers. (This is not an insult if you like start fighting)
No one is having an argument, except you having arguments with yourself.

The discussion, hasnt been, who is right and who is right, rather it has been about laying down alternatives against each others, then letting the anonymous readership make informed personal judgement calls..

You're typing like a drowning man, clutching at any available straw in sight, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 8:49am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
Chicken and egg are different, a chicken can fly an egg can't, you seem to love straw man argument.

For argument you can't straw at, you leave unanswered.
GRIMMJOE:
Gimmicks as usually.
The "No, this isnt a chicken and egg thing my friend" surely went over you head., so let me give you the lowdown on it, sorry pun, without gimmicks, all intended, lol. It means, this isnt like the chicken or the egg causality dilemma about what came first. The serpent came first before the snake, lol, is the fact truth and point. The snake and serpent are not the same thing. Capisce now, lol? Now run along, go top up your data, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 8:40am On Apr 14, 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 8:30am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
The reply wasn't for you, snake and serpent are the same thing, this is not the time for straws and gimmick.
Do me a favour please, gerrra here with that ignorance. No, this isnt a chicken and egg thing my friend. The snake and serpent are not the same thing.

The serpent was first. It was a serpent that got demoted from the top end of the hierarchical chain, lost his legs and ended up crawling on its belly from after being transformed into a snake.

That serpent existent is gone, forever gone baby, lol. Man, till tomorrow is still looking for it, thinking the missing link, lol, is in your alleged cousins, lol. Just let me keep on the lid there, lol. More such divulgence is not for the likes of you, lol. C'mon now, scram and move along. I have suffered you enough
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 8:20am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
How can you talk so much and say nothing?
I havent even said much at all yet, lol, besides because of the ear wax in your ears, to you nothing is said, because you cant hear, lol

GRIMMJOE:
God God God God, the God you compared to a painter we can prove exist but can't prove this God exist, the God you compared to the wind the we prove exist but can't prove this God exist.

The freedom you claim you have, but can't use it to give God permission to create you.
I hear you

GRIMMJOE:
Deep down you don't believe this God exist, but "what if" is what is keeping you chained.
Is it your "what if" Occam's Razor, hmm, lol?

GRIMMJOE:
Complication or not, God did nothing, absolutely nothing to help that child. MUTTLEY!!! if you where God will you help that child or let the child die?
Yes or No

no gimmick, no trying to Dodge the question, answer honestly, lets see the monster you're made of.
Are you done, lol?
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 8:04am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
Look at their fellow Christians being very tolerant, they've thrown away their brain and act foolishly because a book tells them to.
Those were just Christians, athiests are among, animists are among etcetera are among, but the irony is, your heartless impotent gods and ancestors looked on while lawless section of the society carried out those senseless acts

GRIMMJOE:
How old are you?
What has age got to do with you asking now?
You've lost the plot, so it's age you now want to use as an argument to gain back lost grounds hmm and to get some leverage?
You are funny, for bringing in the question of age sha. Smh
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 8:01am On Apr 14, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
Intolerance?
Do you see me flogging Muttley to wake up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDstMDSvdG8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flAuy00R2qc
Dont mind MuttleyLaff but do your gods and ancestors being nuisances

See them, look at your gods and ancestors flogging each other silly on the street, tripping each other up on the street and just simply being a total public embarrassment and complete menace to society


GRIMMJOE:
... tolerance is the reason this discussion exist, go and argue with boko haram and see what intolerance is.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/11356663_929336736320442273804461243687091422887936n_jpeg0d7960b7334d021c9478431491ef3afb
Sit at home, there is a lockdown, but will these your gods and ancestors listen, hmm?

Did your gods and ancestors think they wouldnt be arrested for defying stay-at-home order ni, hmm? Who is going to tolerate that lawlessness from your gods and ancestors, lol, hmm?
Look nah, at how Anambra COVID-19 Security Agency disgrace your god. No respects for the gods and ancestors. Chai. Diaries God oooh, lol.

GRIMMJOE:
it's the same Boko Haram that is killing you people like goat, because of a God they equally can't prove.

Don't worry till your baby is used as ritual to satisfy an in existing God your eyes will open.
That's the kind of what your gods and ancestors do. Thats how your gods and ancestors want to be appeased nah, with your fetishes, rituals and baby sacrifices, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Till you have accident on a road, you'll remember instead of praying, you should have confronted your Government for good road.
You're slowly but surely, changing tune and apportioning the blame in the right direction now, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Religion has had it turn and showed to be inexistent and useless, it's time for humans to wake up and take responsibility for their life.
Religion that's not true, religion that is impure, religion that is evil, religion that is full of faults, that religion, that sort, is useless

GRIMMJOE:
Show me a snake that talk, show me a demon occupying space.
Quit the incorrigible "show me a snake that talk" nonsense.

No snake ever talked anywhere jor. Take to correction and stop being a pathological liar angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 10:17pm On Apr 13, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
It's the reality, the pleasure God gets from sick children
Out of a black pot, comes white pap

GRIMMJOE:
The end is the finished article, the finished article is to be like God, you claimed no one has reached the end in other word no one has been like God.
"The Sovereign LORD will destroy death forever!
He will wipe away the tears from everyone's eyes
(i.e. The LORD All-Powerful will destroy the power of death and wipe away all tears)
and take away the disgrace his people have suffered throughout the world.
The LORD himself has spoken
"
- Isaiah 25:8

"He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and death shall be no more,
neither shall there be mourning, nor crying,
nor pain anymore, for the former things have passed away.”
"
- Revelation 21:4

"The last enemy to be destroyed is death"
- 1 Corinthians 15:26

You are not primed to understand the finished article procedural, so dont bother

GRIMMJOE:
This contradicts been created for Gods pleasure.
I hear you.

GRIMMJOE:
A God with expectation is not Omniscient, A God that is not Omniscient doesn't exist.
I hear you

GRIMMJOE:
Is that why you don't stone witches anymore, because it doesn't matter.
No, it because I am not contracted to stoning witches and besides I operated a higher, superiror , stronger and more powerful law

GRIMMJOE:
I state the comment, if you misunderstand I help you out and state the point.
The point is you believe in fables, fiction, a virgin getting pregnant, a man surviving in the belly of a fish, religion and make a grown man believe in none sense and go as far as defend it.

[quote author=GRIMMJOE post=88412227]Spread your àss check you will feel the wind cool your añus.
Wow, because it my balls, I usually let hanging out, so to feel the cool wind on them

GRIMMJOE:
Now how does the existence of a painter proof God existence?
How does the existence of Wind proof God existence.
This clearly shows you don't even know much about your fictional book, you just want to be right by all means.
Dont be like that nah. Dont be too much of a haste, hold on to your knickers jor

GRIMMJOE:
What's the time table for the blowing of the trumpet?
The exact date on the timetable is top secret. Only God knows. Sorry that I couldnt be of much help on that, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Bro we didn't give God permission to create us, there is no free will in the Bible only illusion of free will.
"Today I am giving you the choice between a blessing and a curse"
- Deuteronomy 11:26

"“Now listen! Today I am giving you a choice between life and death, between prosperity and disaster."
- Deuteronomy 30:15

The above Deuteronomy 11:26 and Deuteronomy 30:15 are the contract of free will choices agreed to by the Israelites GRIMMJOE.

Leave a tree centrally placed in the middle of a garden. Instruct not to eat off the tree and give what the consequence of eating will be, mind you the name of the tree, is self revealing. This one is the original free will.

GRIMMJOE:
It was design that way to make you feel guilty, imperfect and submissive
Design that way, huh? Who is the Designer/designer?

GRIMMJOE:
Think about it, if God exist will any one give God permission to be born like the picture below. (This is not a matter of who's right or wrong, only you sit down and think it)
Nothing to do with God, man. Please dont do that. Please, GRIMMJOE, dont try to put the blame on God's footstep

GRIMMJOE:
If that's not enough, Adam and Eve didn't give God permission to be created from a clay and a rib, think it na
Are you by any chance A&E's brief. What are you? Their lawyer? You better douse off the flames on you first, before dousing off who's next to you. Besides, hang on GRIMMJOE, not for a fraction of a second, did A&E question God, like say, we didnt ask to be created, we didnt give you permission to create us. Think of that for a moment nah

GRIMMJOE:
God's fault or not, that child is dead and God did nothing, picture still below
God is a Father and Parent too GRIMMJOE. He's being there, done that, even bought the souvenier t-shirt. His innocent Son, was fitted up, falsely accused in a kangaroo, mercilessly beyond recognition flogged, His Son was spat at, kicked at and His beards pull out while carry a heavy beam upon what He would at Calvary/Golgota be killed, but you know what GRIMMJOE, God allowed this injustice, one of man's worst cruelty against man, pain, aberration etcetera and even death to pass, but at the end of it all, brought His Son back to life from the dead. Now the point here is, the same God that did it for Jesus, will do it for that dear child and at the fulness of time, will bring the baby back to life. Praise God. Alleluia.

GRIMMJOE:
Go ahead and say what you want, no need for gimmicks.
This incident happened around 2017 or thereabouts GRIMMJOE. The baby was born premature, not just that GRIMMJOE, but with loads of serious other medical problems, such as underdeveloped organs etcetera.

I am not going to fall out with you over why the mother wasnt able to take advantage of benefitting from antenatal classes etcetera and who embezzled anything or not, lol to cause she being lumbered with something as challenging as that
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Jesus: Metaphor Or Literal? by MuttleyLaff:
frosbel2:
Spare me the BS.
It’s a made up lie that’s why there is so much confusion, lol.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/11356663_929336736320442273804461243687091422887936n_jpeg0d7960b7334d021c9478431491ef3afb
Look at how COVID-19 Security Agency disgrace your god. No respects for the gods and ancestors. Chai. Diaries God oooh, lol.

frosbel2 you better, go arrange for charge and bail lawyer, or else your ancestor go sleep cell be that ooo, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Jesus: Metaphor Or Literal? by MuttleyLaff: 9:02pm On Apr 13, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
Look at them, can't even agree among them self.
frosbel2:
Yup !!
Isn’t it hilarious grin
Such is life, everything comes in different shapes, forms and sizes, lol. Look at the fingers on your hands and/or feet. They dont agree together in same shape, length and/or size, but they are happily together, lol. I wonder why that, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Jesus: Metaphor Or Literal? by MuttleyLaff: 8:48pm On Apr 13, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
Look at them, can't even agree among them self.
Who? With sonmvayina, mister Walking Contradictions? You must be throttling the chicken and having a laugh, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 8:10pm On Apr 13, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
People are dying, children are starving and it's all for Gods pleasure.
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
Twist that as much as you like

GRIMMJOE:
What is this end?
The finished article. To be like God in all His character. To be all there is in the likeness of the Godhead, lol

GRIMMJOE:
A God with expectation is not a God, A God with expectation is not Omniscient, A God with expectation doesn't exist.
Your opinion has been duly noted

GRIMMJOE:
No wondering, your Bible say stone witch but you say it doesn't matter if they are witch because it fits your argument.
Contracts are binding, you of all people, should and/or would know that na angry angry angry

GRIMMJOE:
The point is an animal spoke, and you believe it, just like other religion believe their own fiction.
The point is you are stubbornly repeating a lie. No snake spoke anywhere in the Bible. Period angry angry angry

GRIMMJOE:
We can't see the wind, but we can prove the wind exist.
Humour me nah. So, how do we prove the wind exists, then?

GRIMMJOE:
There is no timetable.
"Tar rhaan, tar rhaan! Tar rhan tar rhaa!
Tar rhan tar rhaa!
Tarhan tar rhaan!
Tar rhaan tar rhaa, rhaa, rhaa.
Tar rhaan tar rhaa! Rhaan rha, rha, rha
", lol.

Just joking, scaredy cat, that wasn't the trumpet sound. It was a trumpt sound alarm drill, lol

GRIMMJOE:
When did we give God permission to create us?
You wouldnt be here on earth, if you didnt, lol

GRIMMJOE:
MuttleyLaff look at this baby, created for Gods sadistic pleasure.
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
So God's fault that is. Isnt it, hmm?

GRIMMJOE, do you know what the mythical Pandora's Jar is?
Christianity Etc › Re: How Come No Pastor Is Healing Corona Virus Patients??? by MuttleyLaff:
sonmvayina:
Empty vessel makes the loudest noise...
I know you sonmvayina. I know you, in and out, more than you, yourself sonmvayina, know your self, lol,

sonmvayina:
You are still a baby in religious or spiritual matters..
When I was the secretary of CYON Benin denary you where still in diapers....
I am denying your slanders about anyone being a baby in religious or spiritual matters. I don't want blow my horn, but I am very more than qualified to school you on theological and biblical matters. What your Stoke Newington backstreet Jewish landlord was incapable and/or refusing to reveal to you, I easily will reveal, even break it down for you, lol. It's my work oh. Its soft work for me, lol, and this is the Life I chose, lol

I am denying your "still in diapers" slander, when you were secretary of Catholic Youth Organization of Nigeria (CYON) Benin Deanery because CYON was founded in 1985 and guess what, I had flown the nest before 1985, lol. Smh. So please, mister Walking Contradictions sonmvayina, go concoct another and more lies, lol

sonmvayina:
So run along.
Nah not run along neither run away, like you always cowardly do, but more like, have a head on collision with you, would be so foxtrot uniform charlie kiloing nice. Bring it on, I keep telling ya.

sonmvayina:
My gradual exit from Christianity started in 2005..when I read the Bible from the beginning..
MuttleyLaff:
What a travesty, if only, more christians read their bibles, there'd be less christians.

If you like skim through this post and fleetingly read it, or call it bullshit, like I am guessing you'll do
You did well to exit from Christianity, too bad you took the wrong turning upon finally exiting, lol.

sonmvayina:
I was opportune to have a jew as land lord while I was in London in Kingsbury, I asked lots of questions.. Answers I got opened my eyes..
You got opened your eyes, to gladly jump from your Roman Catholicism frying pan background, lol, into a blind guide Stoke Newington backstreet landlord's fire before then the abyss of dark and ugly bottomless pit you currently are rolling and wallowing in, lol. Congratulations. Oinnn, you have done very well, lol.

sonmvayina:
Needless to say, I left because I found out Christianity is nothing but rebranded paganism.. When your time comes, you will know and wake up.. Till then enjoy your illusion and ignorance..
Oopsy daisy. Correctly put, your first love Roman Catholicism, is nothing more, other than rebranded paganism. Constantine Christianity, aka Roman Catholicism, lol, is repackaged paganism, with fanfare, festives, bells and whistles added, lol

It is a travesty that you found out Christianity is nothing but rebranded paganism, only jump out of it and climb on to a Stoke Newington backstreet Jewish landlord's rope led down into the dark abyss

cc: OtemAtum, GRIMMJOE, CHARLOE, catch up with this sonmvayina joker and I at:
https://www.nairaland.com/4490546/second-coming-jesus-metaphor-literal#88408398
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Jesus: Metaphor Or Literal? by MuttleyLaff:
sonmvayina:
You are a dumb ass...
Dumb is your first middle name now or have you forgotten, lol, hmm?

sonmvayina:
Quit mentioning me..
When will you stop contradicting yourself.
If a sonmvayina fool ties a knot, even a least clever person can untie it, lol

sonmvayina:
You are just an slowpoke.... For lack of a better word..
sonmvayina mister Walking Contradictions, Dumb, slowpoke. Yeah, slowpoke, thanks for volunteering your other middle name

sonmvayina:
How did you even go through school?
What's school? Be deceiving yourself there

sonmvayina:
Did you write a project? Did you defend it..?..
What's project? You want to get a hard-on from my answer, hmm? You and your dumb questions sha, smh

sonmvayina:
You are just a slowpoke...
The slowpoke is you who your Stoke Newington backstreet Jewish landlord didnt admit to that the New Testament teaches that Yahshua Ha Maschiach aka Jesus Christ is God in human form. Our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world killed on trumped up charges

sonmvayina:
I am telling you the Jews don't believe in Jesus because none of their prophet ever prophesied that the Messiah will be a deity.
Duh. Tell us something we dont already know. Would the Jews have fitted Him up on trumped up charges in a kangaroo court before later approching Pontius Pilate to legitimise having Yahshua Ha Maschiach aka Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world killed, if they believed in Him, hmm? Put on your right thinking cap on nah sonmvayina, lol. Mtcheew. Smh

sonmvayina:
Or that he was coming to die for sins... You are still quoting it for me...
I am quoting you to, first, put down in one to two short sentences or since I am fair-minded and generous, a paragraph what point you allegedly have and also to summarise within the sentence(s)/paragraph, what's on that site, you want to send me on a rabbit hole wild goose errand into

Then, second, I am quoting you because all you keep telling, contradicts biblical obvious facts. You think you can get away unchallenged with your lies by throwing about fancy words, like Tanakh, lol. Smh.

sonmvayina:
Jesus is nothing but an idol
"2This man came to Yeshua at night and said to him:
“Rabbi, we know that you are a teacher sent from God,
for no man is able to do these miracles that you are doing unless God were with him.”

13No one has ascended into heaven except the One who descended from heaven—the Son of Man.
14Just as Moses lifted up the snake in the wilderness, so the Son of Man must be lifted up,
15that everyone who believes in Him may have eternal life
"
- John 3:2, 13-15

You're a wannabe coveting membership into the antichrists gang, lol.

sonmvayina:
created by Rome.. To deceive people like you with no sense... And make mockery of God..
Rome is, JJC johnny-just-come-lately, when it comes to mockery and/or deception. The people of Antioch beat them to it

sonmvayina:
... You are quoting it as if it has anything to do with God..
"Jesus answered,
“You are mistaken because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God.
"
- Matthew 22:29

"You search the Scriptures, because you think you will find eternal life in them.
The Scriptures (IOW, sonmvayina, The Scriptures means the Tanakh, lol) tell about me
"
- John 5:39

I am quoting it because the Tanakh is a shadow of the New Testament. The Tanakh is the New Testament concealed, while the New Testament is the Tanakh revealed. Everything hidden in the Tanakh, that the Jews arent aware of, like for example, that the coming champion of the Jews, the Son of man, was talking about Yahshua Ha Maschiach aka Jesus Christ, is revealed in the New Testament, lol. So please go siddon over there somewhere jor. You, that all you are good at, is contradicting yourself and taking pride in your ignorance. smh.

sonmvayina:
Please go and educate yourself you are still a small boy..
[img]https://s4/images/Muttley_Beckon.gif[/img]
C'mon bwoy. I've got my eyes on you.

You better start practising how how hold in your breath. You better do, if you're half wise because every move you make, every word out of wrong you make, every wrong foot you put forward, every falsehood, lies and deception you utter, every breath you make, I have my eyes on you. I am watching you and will come after you that you wouldnt know what exactly it is dropped on ya. I will chase you and run you down, will chase your benighted soul right back into the very rear end of the bottomless pit of an abyss you crawled out from
Christianity Etc › Re: How Come No Pastor Is Healing Corona Virus Patients??? by MuttleyLaff: 5:07pm On Apr 13, 2020
sonmvayina:
Muttleylaff. Comes to mind.
[img]https://s1/images/stirringMuttleylaff.gif[/img]
Mr Walking Contradictions sonmvayina

Put your money where your mouth is and put down in one to two short sentences or since I am fair-minded and generous, put in a paragraph what point you allegedly have and also to summarise within the sentence(s)/paragraph, what's on that site, you want to send me on a rabbit hole wild goose errand into.

C'mon mister-asking-me-a-dumb-question-have-you-got-data, bring it on. I'll match your volley of shots with devastating counter salvo of shots. Come out. I dare you to come forward, to put your foot out and/or step up. Quit your ducking, diving and hiding. Let me annihilate you angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: The Healing Power Of Jesus For Coronavirus (COVID-19) by MuttleyLaff: 11:08am On Apr 13, 2020
frosbel2:
Any news guys of COVOID-19 healings?
Please post your testimony here.
[img]https://s4/images/wait.jpg[/img]
Baba is consulting with Ifa frosbel2. Wait nah

Baba is on it, finding out from Amadioha, chineke your aboriginal god, chukwu too another of your abogirinal god, Ala, Sango, Osun, Ogun, Igwekala, Ikenga, Anyanwu, Idemmili, Agwu Nsi, Njoku Ji and/or Ahia Njoku aka Ifejioku, Ogbanabali, Ekwensu etcetera for any news they have on COVID-19 healings, lol

Baba, is asking Ifa, where are the "great and mighty" Amadioha, chineke your aboriginal god, chukwu too another of your abogirinal god, Ala, Sango, Osun, Ogun, Igwekala, Ikenga, Anyanwu, Idemmili, Agwu Nsi, Njoku Ji and/or Ahia Njoku aka Ifejioku, Ogbanabali, Ekwensu etcetera?

We're all, in all this, it together, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 10:03am On Apr 13, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
@ MuttleyLaff you still haven't tell us the time table of God blowing the trumpet.
"It will happen in a moment, in the blink of an eye, when the last trumpet is blown.
For when the trumpet sounds, those who have died will be raised to live forever. And we who are living will also be transformed.
"
- 1 Corinthians 15:52

It is going to be SUDDEN, lol. The trumpet is going to be blown, when its least expected, lol, GRIMMJOE. Pow! Boom!!

"Tar rhaan, tar rhaan! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tarhantarhan! Tar rhaan tar rhaa, rhaa, rhaa. Tar rhaan tar rhaa! Rhaan rha, rha, rha", lol. Just something like that, lol, and blown in the flash of a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, lol. Rhaaaan

GRIMMJOE:
You still haven't tell us when we gave God permission to create us.
The opportunity presented itself, made itself available to you and millions other similar like you, lol and lucky you was the bravest, was the fastest, was the most skilful among millions. You jumped at the chance to be created, you raced towards the point of getting created and against all odds, lol, you came up trumps. Your better performance GRIMMJOE, was your permission, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 10:03am On Apr 13, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
What perks?
"Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power:
for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.
"
- Revelation 4:11

Perks from being created for God's pleasure, lol.

GRIMMJOE:
What end did Adam and Eve reached that made them finished product.
No one is the finished article yet GRIMMJOE. You sure must have seen an artist painting from an image, lol, brushing, stroking and painting on until the full likeness, the finishing article is completed on the canvass. Well that end is not reached yet GRIMMJOE, lol.

GRIMMJOE:
Was God expectation of Adam and Eve Anthropomorphism too.
"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD,
"plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.
"
- Jeremiah 29:11

No. Of course not. God's expectation of Adam and Eve is not anthropomorphism too, but instead, God's expectation of Adam and Eve is the end which He promised and on which He caused every human being, you included GRIMMJOE, to hope for and depend on.

GRIMMJOE:
Your Bible said stone witches to death, now you say it doesn't matter anymore
Stay focused. Stop wandering off. Stay on whats currently discussed, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman. "Did God really said, you must not eat from any tree in the garden?" Genesis 3:1

As you can see a snake spoke, just like a flying horse, and you believe it.
As you can see, your nose hasnt stopped growing, lol. Soon is going to be longer than Pinocchio's. I tell you, lol. Smh.

Make up your mind on whether its a serpent or its a snake. Stop contradicting yourself.

GRIMMJOE:
You gave the comparison and it proved God doesn't exist.
GRIMMJOE, the wind blows where it wishes and you hear the sound of it, but do not know where it comes from and where it is going. You dont see the wind, yet you know that the wind exists, lol. Go figure out with that simple observational analogy whether or not God, who too thats incorporeal exists or not, lol
Health › Re: Chidinma Olajide Dies Of Coronavirus In UK. Her Last Message On Facebook by MuttleyLaff:
Ishilove:
Tragic.
I never thought I will witness a pandemic my lifetime.
C'mon now sister Ishilove no fall for hand now. Nau you too, come dey talk like as if una be "keferi" erhn? Pestilences, PLANdemic or not PLANdemic always follow a pattern nah and that is not talking of the few slotted in inbetweeners, the likes of SARS, Ebola, Swine flu, bird flu etcetera that obviously you witnessed up to 15 years ago.

All things, like this are not a case of if, but really are when. Case of when is it going to happen. The good book says, Jesus stressed the fact about WHEN, that He will come SUDDENLY, lol, and not SOON. It will be pow! Boom, just like that turning up. That even the saints will be caught surprised.

My sister, Convenient Virus, is just a warning that despite all the endtimes signs etcetera and whatnot, when the LANDLORD comes, He will surprise even, most, if not all, His own sons and daughters.

Isaiah 57:1
"Good people pass away; the godly often die before their time.
But no one seems to care or wonder why.
No one seems to understand that, God is protecting them from the evil to come
"
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 1:07am On Apr 13, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
Crime and Sin are not the same, do I need to explain this.
I am pleased you know that much. Saves me time and saves from clogging up precious forum disk space talking about the distinction in terms of biblical and secular perspectives, lol

GRIMMJOE:
It's cool you were created for your Gods pleasure.
How for do, lol, and it comes with perks too

GRIMMJOE:
And yet the product remained unfinished.
The opera ain't over till the fat lady sings nah, lol. C'mon, you should know that much about Church is never out till the people get through singing. GIMMEJOE, please stop assuming the outcome of the product is unfinished before the product process(es) reaches its end(s), lol.

GRIMMJOE:
God regretted making humans and was sad, Genesis 6:6
That's a layman's and the inexperienced interpretation of Genesis 6:6

You want to get your feet wet? Yeah GRIMMJOE? Like dip them in the deep end side of the waters a bit. Right? OK no probs, here we go then.

Well, "sorry, repented and/or regretted" is merely just employing figures of speeches, known as anthropomorphism and/or anthropopathism. Go look them up for their meanings or details, lol. Long and short of them, means human emotions figuratively attributed or ascribed to God. In this Genesis 6:6 regard, simply serves as a symbolic way of saying that man’s conduct fell short of a divine standard. Remember above, we touched on God's standard, hmm?

GRIMMJOE:
Yes, i also intend helping others, and hope we humans join hands together no religion, no racism, no tribalism, leave imaginary Gods alone and take full responsibility for our life's.
Helping others is what religion is, lol. This I've been all alone trying to get you to see and grasp, lol. Helping others is giving considerations to others without thinking about self gain, self interest personal gains and whatnot. It is just sheer outright compassion and empathy for a fellow human being, notwithstanding color, creed, sex spirituality or no spirituality, beliefs or non beliefs, sexuality etcetera. That is religion that is true, that is religion that is pure and on top, that is religion that cant be faulted. it is religion that God finds no fault(s) in GRIMMJOE. It doesnt matter or want to know, if you are an atheist, agnostic, animist, gnostist, Muslim, Christian, Jew, Believer, New Age, Pagan, Witch/wizard etcetera, lol.

GRIMMJOE:
A snake spoke to Eve, Genesis 3:1
GRIMMJOE, your nose, soon is going to be longer than Pinocchio's, if you still keep on repeating that a snake spoke to Eve in Genesis 3:1

GRIMMJOE:
A Builder, a Painter, a Gardener, we can see them, touch them and prove they exist, unlike God.
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You haven't seen the memo then, I guess, that God is incorporeal. Smh. Pity.

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