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Christianity Etc › Re: Did Jesus Christ Really Spent 3 Days In The Grave? by MuttleyLaff: 12:27am On Apr 13, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
https://reasonsforhopejesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/thurs-3-days-chart.jpg

No sire, a ribitoye, because the Jewish day begins and ends at sundown, as in, the time in the evening when the sun disappears or daylight fades. Jesus was on the cross by 9:00am, died by 3:00pm Thursday day and was buried on same Thursday day before sundown
cc p axonel
MuttleyLaff:
https://images.huffingtonpost.com/2015-04-03-1428065911-9480503-PassoverWeekChart-thumb.jpg

"1 Some time later the Lord said to Moses and Aaron:
2This month is to be the first month of the year for you.
3Tell the people of Israel that on the tenth day of this month the head of each family must choose a lamb or a young goat for his family to eat.
4-5If any family is too small to eat the whole animal, they must share it with their next-door neighbors. Choose either a sheep or a goat, but it must be a one-year-old male that has nothing wrong with it. And it must be large enough for everyone to have some of the meat.
6Each family must take care of its animal until the evening of the fourteenth day of the month, when the animals are to be killed.
7Some of the blood must be put on the two doorposts and above the door of each house where the animals are to be eaten.
8That night the animals are to be roasted and eaten, together with bitter herbs and thin bread made without yeast.
9Don't eat the meat raw or boiled. The entire animal, including its head, legs, and insides, must be roasted.
10Eat what you want that night, and the next morning burn whatever is left.
11When you eat the meal, be dressed and ready to travel. Have your sandals on, carry your walking stick in your hand, and eat quickly. This is the Passover Festival in honor of me, your Lord.
12That same night I will pass through Egypt and kill the first-born son in every family and the first-born male of all animals. I am the Lord, and I will punish the gods of Egypt.
13The blood on the houses will show me where you live, and when I see the blood, I will pass over you. Then you won't be bothered by the terrible disasters I will bring on Egypt.
14Remember this day and celebrate it each year as a festival in my honor.
15For seven days you must eat bread made without yeast. And on the first of these seven days, you must remove all yeast from your homes. If you eat anything made with yeast during this festival, you will no longer be part of Israel.
16Meet together for worship on the first and seventh days of the festival. The only work you are allowed to do on either of these two days is that of preparing the bread.
17Celebrate this Festival of Thin Bread as a way of remembering the day that I brought your families and tribes out of Egypt. And do this each year.
18Begin on the evening of the fourteenth day of the first month by eating bread made without yeast. Then continue this celebration until the evening of the twenty-first day.
19During these seven days no yeast is allowed in anyone's home, whether they are native Israelites or not. If you are caught eating anything made with yeast, you will no longer be part of Israel.
20Stay away from yeast, no matter where you live. No one is allowed to eat anything made with yeast!
"
- Exodus 12:1-20

Everyday is a school day for you AntiChristian, lol. Here another opportunity presents itself, for you to learn because you never knew this before, you never had any knowledge about this before that there is something called the "High Sabbath" but now you would have the knowledge or now you do know, lol.

AntiChristian, remember the Quran in Surah 10:94, has the good sense to tell Muslims like particulary your very good self AntiChristian, that, if in doubt, if in need of illumination, or if need light shed on a subject, to go ask "those who read the book before you," that is meaning, believers, such as, I and others in the faith, lol.

Excuse the slight detour, now back on course, fyi AntiChristian, what the unlearned and outsiders like you do, is because you incorrectly read it in John 19:31, said "... the bodies would not remain on the cross during the Sabbath" you quickly wrongly assume that the "Sabbath" mentioned there has to be Saturday, lol and so why you think the crucifixion too, then, just has to be on a Friday, lol.

That Exodus 12:1-20 above there, by the way is about the inaugural of the first Passover to be done in the 14th of the Hebrew month Nisan, lol. Jesus never got to eat this particular Passover meal and that's because He had died at 3 p.m. on Thursday afternoon on the 14th day of the Hebrew month Nisan.

"And after the Sabbaths, it being dawn toward the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to see the tomb."
- Matthew 28:1

Eulalia, did you spot and/or catch the plural in Matthew 28:1 above, erhn, lol?

Ọmọ, make I stop here, lol. "Ko ni ilẹ, o fẹ yọ fence" loosely translate means, "you wey no get land, wan build perimeter wall fence", lol. I no wan keel pesin like AntiChristian, with information overload, so just take it AntiChristian, like that, that Jesus died on Thursday and was raised from the dead on Sunday. OK? lol.



Ucheamani:
Easter:
If Christ was killed on Friday. How does Sunday make it the 3rd Day?
Akacollins7:
I've been trying to figure it out, because from Friday night to Saturday midnight is just twelve hours. How they come about that is something pastors here should educate us please
mikezuruki:
He rose on the Third day is different from
He rose three days later. Think.
Eulalia:
Its says 3rd day not 3 days. There's a difference.

Friday 1st day
Saturday 2nd day
Sunday 3rd day. Got it?
"For as Jonas was three days and three nights in the whale's belly;
so shall the Son of man be three days and three nights in the heart of the earth
"
- Matthew 12:40 KJV

Eulalia, Friday afternoon to Sunday morning doesn't anywhere and anyhow add up to three days and three nights!

As a matter of fact and for truth be told, if crucifixion took place on a Friday 1st day and resurrection on a Sunday 3rd day morning, then it means that Christ, is not our Yahshua Ha Maschiach aka Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 11:00pm On Apr 12, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
No religion, no sin.
No law, no crime. No law, no sin, lol.
Religion exists, whether there is or there isnt sin

GRIMMJOE:
Forget the chicken, I've eaten it.
RIP dear mister/missus chicken , then

GRIMMJOE:
Missing the point
Not surprised you are, lol

GRIMMJOE:
What's the purpose of creating an unfinished product.
Good question. Primarily created for the pleasure of God and then, of course because necessity is the mother of creation

GRIMMJOE:
Why didn't God give his unfinished product Genesis 1:26 and Genesis 5:3?
He did give the unfinished product Genesis 1:26

GRIMMJOE:
An all knowing God that later had regret creating humans.
Nah, not regretted creating human. Thats super deepfakenews, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Yet no time for God blowing trumpet.
Enjoy the time on hand and breath whilst it lasts

GRIMMJOE:
It make sense because you've been indoctrinated, just like flying horse make sense to a Muslim and talking snake to a Christian.
There is nothing of the talking snake sort in the Bible. Thats another deepfakenews

GRIMMJOE:
You believe in God because you can't comprehend how humans came into existence without a creator.
Have you ever come across a building without a Builder. A painting, without a Painter. A garden, without a Gardener
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 10:59pm On Apr 12, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
No religion, no sin.
No law, no crime. No law, no sin, lol.
Religion exists, whether there is or there isnt sin

GRIMMJOE:
Forget the chicken, I've eaten it.
RIP dear mister/missus chicken , then

GRIMMJOE:
Missing the point
Not surprised you are, lol

GRIMMJOE:
What's the purpose of creating an unfinished product.
Good question. Fundamentally for the pleasure of God and then because necessity is the mother of creation

GRIMMJOE:
Why didn't God give his unfinished product Genesis 1:26 and Genesis 5:3?
He did give the unfinished product Genesis 1:26

GRIMMJOE:
An all knowing God that later had regret creating humans.
Nah, not regretted creating human. Thats super deepfakenews, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Yet no time for God blowing trumpet.
Enjoy the time on hand and breath whilst it lasts

GRIMMJOE:
It make sense because you've been indoctrinated, just like flying horse make sense to a Muslim and talking snake to a Christian.
There is nothing of the talking snake sort in the Bible. Thats another deepfakenews

GRIMMJOE:
You believe in God because you can't comprehend how humans came into existence without a creator.
Have you ever come across a building without a Builder. A painting, without a Painter. A garden, without a Gardener
Christianity Etc › Re: With These Bible Passages, Love Making Before Marriage Is Not A Sin by MuttleyLaff: 9:50pm On Apr 12, 2020
petra1:
The question here is to define what is fornication

1 Corinthians 6:18
"Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body."

1 Corinthians 7:2
Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband


petra1:
Dont mis represent me oga.
[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
Me? Nah, I just say it, as it is.

petra1:
It's only observation, admonition and recommendation I made . Let truth prevail
Please carry on, please be explicit what your observation, admonition and recommendation are concerning all kingmeme said about, is pre-marital love making a sin when reviewing Exodus 22:16-17 and Deuteronomy 22:28-29 inconjunction with Ist Corinthians 6:18-20, that's talking about temple prostitutes

What actually petra1 then, according to your biblical knowledge and understanding are Exodus 22:16-17 and Deuteronomy 22:28-29 talking about?
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff:
GRIMMJOE:
Sin doesn't exist along with your imaginary God.
Sin, actually means missing the mark. It kind of means not hitting the bullseye. Or falling short of God's standard etcetera

GRIMMJOE:
(I'm leaving out the chicken part)
What's with the chicken anyway. Pfttt. Whats that all about, erhn? I couldnt make sense of it in your remark, so why I ignored commenting about it

GRIMMJOE:
Speak for your self, are you inclined to lie because a book tells you?
Show me where the Bible says not to lie, lol. Lets find out how biblically literate or educated you are, lol. Let's find out whether you understand and/or know what you are trying to concerning lies, talk about, lol

GRIMMJOE:
How can an all knowing God have expectations
An all knowing God, has expectation because He is not a purposeless God. He doesnt do things on the whim

GRIMMJOE:
Then why didn't God destroy the unfinished product and make a finished product, (plot hole from a fictional story)
Good question. God's Omniscience, meaning divine wisdom, dictates the unfinished product goes through a process to make it a finished product

Remember I fyi-ed you "Genesis 1:26 compare with Genesis 5:3'. Did you not check them out ni?

GRIMMJOE:
In other words God knew his unfinished product will fail.
God is Omniscient. He knows the end from the beginning. He knows everything. He knows everything about you, like for example, when you'll be having your next fart,lol. He knows where you'll end up at

GRIMMJOE:
There's no time table for the blowing of trumpet. You flopped admit it.
Everything under the sun is seasonal. There was a time for your birthing, there is a time for jollification, there is a time mourning, there is a time for you even going six foot under, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Yes, the Adam you read about in a book.
Do you see any human being making factory and/or warehouse about rolling out humans from production floors GRIMMJOE. Nah, I didnt think they are any. Do you know why, its because it makes sense to have you and every other human being made based on Adam. Based on the defaults configured and set up with Adam used as the template, lol. Your hair, your skin, your eyes, your height etcetera where inherited from this template, lol. The good, the bad and the ugly. Flaws, warts and all included, lol.

GRIMMJOE:
You do know every time you give to God, you're only enriching this so called pastor.
You are fishing for information, lol. Go back to re-read, it was capital p, pastor, not lowercase p, pastor. Huge difference.
Christianity Etc › Re: With These Bible Passages, Love Making Before Marriage Is Not A Sin by MuttleyLaff: 9:05pm On Apr 12, 2020
kingmeme:
Now is pre-marital love making a sin? What was Paul talking about when he mentioned love making immorality? When is premarital love making a sin?

Answer is this-
Exodus 22:16-17 KJV
[16]And if a man entice a maid that is not betrothed, and lie with her, he shall surely endow her to be his wife.
[17] If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.


Deuteronomy 22:28-29 KJV
[28]If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;
[29] Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days]


Now, when you have a wonan/a virgin or a young lady whom you are sure you will get married, then you can have lie with her and must pay her bride prize, but if you will not marry her, then you have mafe her a prostitute and turned her body to that of Mammon.

Paul (Ist Corinthians 6-18-20) was talking about temple prostitutes.

This automatically means that love making before marriage is not a sin if there is 100% assurance that you guys are going to get married
kingmeme I love reading a post that has chutzpah, that why I stamped a big fat like on OP.

Posters rarely come out to put their head above the parapet to reveal that Ist Corinthians 6:18-20 really was talking about temple prostitutes and of course infidelity. You can see how chagrined people like Eulalia, petra1 etcetera are at you, and this merely because of sheer ignorance. They are baying literally for your hide and blood, lol.

kingmeme, please in two to three sentences or if better, just a paragraph, put it out here, how you know that with certainty, Apostle Paul was talking about temple prostitutes in Ist Corinthians 6:18-20, and delve more in the sort of temple prostitutesis was talking of. Thanks
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Easter Sunday; Did Jesus Really Ascend Unto Heaven In Flesh And Bones??? by MuttleyLaff: 8:42pm On Apr 12, 2020
emmaodet:
I dey tell u bro.
If they believe Jesus ascended to heaven, moses split the sea into two and walked through,
The earth stopped rotating or moved for 6 hours just for the children of isreal to fight at day time and conquer a war, if Jesus used 2 loafs of bread and 5 fishes to feed 5000 people and food still remain, if Jesus turned water to wine, donkey talked, a rotten corpse of 3 days woke up from the grave(i think jairus abi dairus sef), if mona dropped from heaven and children of Israel ate to satisfaction.
Then, why are my people doubting Oduduwa that came from heaven to earth by a chain ( this is even easier to prove then someone flying from down to up without chains or anything).
Why is it that my people mocks their local religion and deities/oracles?
Is it because of our taste for foreign things from ages?
Because it seems we prefer foreign rice, clothes, vegetable oil, marriage pattern, movies, music, religion, political settings, foreign laws and constitution to ours?
I think that is the problem
"23For as I walked around and examined your objects of worship, I even found an altar with this inscription:
TO AN UNKNOWN GOD.
Therefore what you worship as something unknown, I now proclaim to you.
24The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples made by human hands.
25Nor is He served by human hands, as if He needed anything, because He Himself gives all men life and breath and everything else.
26From one ma He made every nation of men, to inhabit the whole earth; and He determined their appointed times and the boundaries of their lands.
27God intended that they would seek Him and perhaps reach out for Him and find Him, though He is not far from each one of us. 28‘For in Him we live and move and have our being.’ As some of your own poets have said, ‘We are His offspring.
29Therefore, being offspring of God, we should not think that the Divine Being is like gold or silver or stone, an image formed by man’s skill and imagination.
30Although God overlooked the ignorance of earlier times, He now commands all peoplef everywhere to repent.
31For He has set a day when He will judge the world with justice by the Man He has appointed. He has given proof of this to all men by raising Him from the dead.”
"
- Acts 17:23-31

emmaodet, it is because of the method claimed that Oduduwa came from heaven to earth by a chain. That only is enough to suspect and see the non-conformity to facts, accuracy and truth of the whole, lol.

emmaodet, it should interest you to know that, no human being comes into this our world without coming in through the door, lol. You cant just climb down a chain into the world. Who does that. For where. When you arent talking of Jack and the Beanstalk, lol.

Or what chain are we talking of here sef, eh? You mean the umbilical chord chain, hmm, lol? Nah emmaodet I know, you dont mean that one, lol. Listen ojaare, for anyone to legally operate on this earth, you will need a body. You defo need to have a body or worse case scenario, possess one. Now you are spoil for choice between a human body or an animal body, but you do need a body somehow. OK, better still, you get or have a body, by legally coming into to the world and that will be through the door, lol. This permits you to legally operate and lawfully do what you need doing, on earth, lol.

No one is mocking aboriginal faiths, but just as like as how shown with Apostle Paul in above Acts 17:23-31, I am truly and am fascinated by our rich and diverse aboriginal faiths, which is why the reason I regularly jump to enjoy and engage my favs FOLYKAZE, vaxx1 etcetera
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Easter Sunday; Did Jesus Really Ascend Unto Heaven In Flesh And Bones??? by MuttleyLaff:
Eulalia:
I never argued that of Christ with you. I said he was transformed before Ascension..

About Elijah, I'll do my findings. Thank you Sir. smiley
The postscript about Jesus' ascension wasn't addressed at you.

Its you arguing that Elijah was taken to heaven and you trying to push this, is what I am informing you of because you have wrongly interpreted the verse.

I always says you never stop learning. The only time you stop, is when six feet under.

Elijah was carried away, the same way Philip in Acts 8:39-40, was carried away to another location so for the eunuch not to see him anymore again.

Now sister, grab yourself a very good interlinear, as this will help clear things up quickly while you about doing your findings, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Easter Sunday; Did Jesus Really Ascend Unto Heaven In Flesh And Bones??? by MuttleyLaff:
MuttleyLaff:
Seems my post didnt quite turn out the way it was intended.

What it was saying is that Jesus teleported and a few others before and after Him got teleported too, however when Jesus went to heaven it was an ascension and not a teleportation

In the previous post, I gave a few examples of teleporting:
1/ Moses died on Mount Horeb and died there, in an unmarked grave to prevent the Israelites of making shrine of the spot/place
2/ Enoch walked with God and one day got teleported to another place on earth
3/ Elijah was teleported with great fanfare using a chariot of fire and horses of fire
4/ Ezekiel, in a vision was teleported
5/ Paul, was teleported to the third heavens, and using his words, Paul said, he was snatched
6/ Philip suddenly got teleported and the Ethiopian eunuch saw him no more. Philip later found himself at Azotus, about 30 miles away.

Asides the earlier Jesus mentions of teleporting (e.g. Jesus teleported Himself, the disciples and the boat that it suddenly appeared at shore, Jesus was teleported when He suddenly appeared in the wilderness for testing)

Jesus before ascending to heaven, teleported through the door/wall and suddenly appeared before the disciples when they were together, with the doors locked for fear of the Jewish leaders

"Enoch walked with God, and then he disappeared because God took him away"
- Genesis 5:24 (i.e. Enoch was teleported)

"But as soon as I leave you, the Spirit of the LORD will carry you away to who knows where.
When Ahab comes and cannot find you, he will kill me.
Yet I have been a true servant of the LORD all my life
"
- 1 Kings 18:12 (i.e. Obadiah knowing about Elijah being teleported)

"And the Spirit lifted me up and took me away,
and I went in bitterness, in the heat of my spirit;
but the hand of the LORD was strong upon me
"
- Ezekiel 3:14 (i.e. Ezekiel when teleported)

"At once the Spirit brought him into the desert"
- Mark 1:12 (i.e. Jesus was teleported)

"That Sunday evening the disciples were meeting behind locked doors because they were afraid of the Jewish leaders.
Suddenly, Jesus was standing there among them!
"Peace be with you," he said
"
- John 20:19 (i.e. Jesus teleports into room)

"I know a follower of Christ who was snatched away to the third heaven fourteen years ago.
I don't know whether this happened to him physically or spiritually. Only God knows
"
- 2 Corinthians 12:2 (i.e. Paul when teleported)

"When they came up out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord suddenly took Philip away,
and the eunuch did not see him again, but went on his way rejoicing
"
- Acts 8:39 (i.e. Philip was teleported)

Echoing a line from last post, as WhoIBe said, we sometimes mistake teleporting for ascending into heaven,
even after what Jesus confirmed in John 3:13 that no one has ever gone into heaven except Him

"No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven--the Son of Man."
- John 3:13

Bottom line here, is that, not one person, except Jesus, initiated any of these teleportations. God used teleportations to expressly move Enoch, Elijah, Ezekiel, Paul and Philip about

Jesus (i.e. God the Son) used teleportation to move Himself and others (e.g. the disciples and the boat incident)

Teleportation is not a spiritual gift and that is why God doesnt prescribe it as a personal way or means of moving oneself about
Eulalia:
"1 When the LORD was about to take Elijah up to heaven in a whirlwind, Elijah and Elisha were on their way from Gilgal.
2Elijah said to Elisha, "Stay here; the LORD has sent me to Bethel." But Elisha said, "As surely as the LORD lives and as you live, I will not leave you." So they went down to Bethel.
- 2 Kings 2:1-2

Read at the bolded
Eulalia, fyi and with all due respect, the word in the original text, where you have heaven written as an english translation, is actually the transliteration Hebrew word "shamayim" and it means sky or visible heaven. Please dont hesistate to ask questions to shed more light, if unclear about any thing in all this

cc: donwhit, Janosky
PS: Blakewilli, Yahshua Ha Maschiach aka Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, rose from the dead back into His flesh and blood body but which has now becomes transformed into a glorified body. This is part of the reason why He was capable of going through walls, entering a room without knocking on the door before entering or even coming in through the door
Christianity Etc › Re: What Does The Resurrection Of Christ Signify To You As A Christian? by MuttleyLaff: 6:36pm On Apr 12, 2020
AntiChristian:
Did Christ really die? I don't think so!
He was just taken up!
That's all.
He did really die. He died, then He was taken up
Christianity Etc › Re: The Corona Virus Has Shown How Christianity And Islam Have Failed Humanity by MuttleyLaff: 6:29pm On Apr 12, 2020
Munadad:
You are on your own
Please dont hide behind YOYO wrapper nah. Come out show your hand. Speak your mind, come and spit it out how you mean "You are on your own"
Christianity Etc › Re: The Corona Virus Has Shown How Christianity And Islam Have Failed Humanity by MuttleyLaff:
Reality11:
I didn't bring a thing called God, did I?
Of course you didn't. You left God the Self Existent out of the Universe, which funnily enough, is one of His creation, lol

Reality11:
Please what is this God?
Good question and I am loving it, lol. It reminds me of that fatefal day Pharaoh question, where in Exodus 5:2, Pharaoh said: "Who is the LORD" lol.

Well, God is the LORD, as in just as landlord owns the house, lol, what is this God is He is the LORD, who owns the universe and everything in it, lol. He created the universe. He created the galaxies, dust clouds, light, planets, sun, moon, stars etcetera lol, all thats in the universe

Reality11:
I told you the universe is self existent. Because it always existed.
Of course you did, but unfortunately you're over the bar with that assertion as the universe is in existence because God created it, lol

Reality11:
The universe is all that is existing, what do you want to hear again?
I wanted you to volunteer adding in, the missing oomph in universe, like mention things like, the light streamed in, galaxies, dust clouds, light, planets, sun, moon, stars etcetera lol, all things like that that's in the universe

Reality11:
You pray a sick child rose back to life, you pray someone with Coronavirus got healed, you pray a witch died. Is this not magical. How can the virus be removed instantly from your system?
Prayers, without any line of action(s) is futile. Prayers without any objective planned strategy is useless. It has nothing to do with magic that you tried to advanced, lol

Reality11:
All this epistle
It was an epistle, dont be silly. You know, I did a scorecard on you

Reality11:
... you didn't answer my question?
Since work can give use result even without faith.
Ah-ha, you always miss a trick, lol. I did answer your question

Reiterating my answer, you forgot that there are different kinds of faith (e.g. little faith, no faith, not enough faith, commendable faith, unusual faith, lost faith, dwindling faith, good faith, bad/evil faith etcetera)

Now the reason you scored 7 out of 10 up there earlier on, is because faith wouldnt necessarily produce result when you work. Take for example. You're contracted to work between 8:00 - 14:00hrs daily, if you decided to work from 15:00 - 21:00hrs, your faith wont give you the desired result, as you worked at an uncontracted hours

Reality11:
Then what's the use of faith? Because it is result we needed and we can get it even without faith. Why should we need faith? To help us get result?
Reality11, you will find whats the use of faith, by testing having faith your next comment on this thread will have "Yippe, its Easter" in it, but without you ever making the effort to pull your fingers out to type the text. Unless you get the help of Alexa, doubt you'll ever get the result you anticipate friend, lol

Reality11:
Please answer it this time around.
You need faith because it is a currency needed and/or used as a means of exchange, lol.

Reality11:
Don't tell me what your religion teaches you.
Religion actually is a verb thing I do. I know, just like almost everyone else and the regular person, you are conflating religion with faith, lol. The two are like like chalk and cheese, apples and oranges, salt and sugar etcetera. They arent the same, lol

Reality11:
But its a valid question. Why is it that prayers only heal diseases that have cure but can't heal those that don't have cure? The answer is because people take drugs then claim it is prayers.
It is a mystery, lol

Reality11:
But immediately corona cure is found people would start claiming prayers healed them after taking the drugs.
It is because prayers accelerated the discovery of the cure which made it possible to be healed by it

Reality11:
The last time I checked, drugs without prayers work. So prayers is useless.
drugs or medication dont always quickly do the job and that's if at all its effective, then thats when people pray, so that the supernatural gets on top the natural

Reality11:
lol, why are you trying hard to bring in prayers into it. Are you not the one who said that
"our body, everything about it, internal organs and all, are designed with capability to self heal"
I did advance you, in that remark that my point was, do you know that our body, everything about it, internal organs and all, are designed with capabilities to self heal, hmm? Just sharing a helpful observation, that without medication but only prayer, healing does occur, lol

Reality11:
So since you got healed without medication do you want to tell me that even corona can be healed with only prayer?
Not just only prayer. No and considering

Reality11:
And How did the prayers removed the disease causing organisms from your body. Not magically right?
It is because of how intricately wonderfully and fearfully made my body is. It wasn't a disease, mind you. Was just a mere anomaly

Reality11:
Again, that time you thought you got healed by prayers it was just your immune system that is ever working that had defeated the illness
You are so bang on the money. For this beautiful comment somebody give you a chilled bottle of orijin plus a truckload of kolanuts and make you next governor of your state of origin, lol.

Talking of immune system, as in meaning, people with failing, comprised and/or failing immune systems, what a coincident, isnt that exactly what who COVID-19 preys on?
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff:
GRIMMJOE:
You might want to explain this, "the purpose of lying apart from dishonesty"
"the purpose of lying apart from dishonesty" is your baby, rock it yourself, you introduced it and I already have said to your "what purpose can lie serve other than dishonesty" the purpose is, not to be guilty and liable of telling the lie from it being an authorized lie that is being told.

GRIMMJOE:
Are you saying the Bible can predict the future, and it's from the above Scriptures you predicted I would tell a lie... Sorry to disappoint, still no lie and the chicken has been kill for Easter.
Affirmative, the Bible prophesies and prophesied the future. It is from the same Bible that says you are a born sinner, and so by default with tendencies to lie. We all have this tendencies, so dont go hard on yourself. OK? As a fallen human being we're inclined to lie, some like to lie, some have a penchant for lying and some just can't help not lying, they pathologically lie. It is only by the grace of God we dont lie GRIMMJOE

GRIMMJOE:
I don't lie, I wonder why you find that hard to believe.
I believe you. Are you happy now? Is that what you want to hear, lol?

GRIMMJOE:
OK next time before you lie ask your self what's the worst that will happen.
You're typing and thinking out naively. You have no idea

GRIMMJOE:
They came short of God expectation, I thought your God was Omniscience.
God, who is your God too, whether you like it or not, is Omniscient, but creation and/or the creature(s) arent Omniscient.

GRIMMJOE:
Well, why didn't God proceed to a now finished product, or did he run out of clay and male ribs?
Dont be silly. Of course you know God didn't run out of clay.

We ultimately will be the finished article, though it tarry, though temporarily derailed, but we will be that image after the likeness of God (i.e. Genesis 1:26 compare with Genesis 5:3)

GRIMMJOE:
Keep making things up, the Bible never mentioned a timetable, repent from what?
The truth is stranger than fiction. If no timetable, why were people given 120 years of grace before the Noahic flood set in? That's just that will do, one timetable example, lol

GRIMMJOE:
If you're going to mention sin, you better tell me which.
The sin from being made in the image of Adam, lol. Just that alone, is just good enough, as it envelopes every other one, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Come and force me to say it, since you want me to be the villain by all means
Christians schools collect school fees, guess who's hands those money go to, yes your pastors, and we all know private aren't cheap.
I have only one Pastor. I dont know who those are, you are trying to palm off to me as my pastors. Please get your facts right, spare me your slanders

GRIMMJOE:
Because the world will no longer to be asleep, and seen the uselessness of the fictional book, how difficult was that to figure out, hope you're not trolling.
Trolling? Who does that? I am breaking bread and sharing with you. Dont you like the bread? Is it good to your palate? Want some water or wine to push it down with, huh? I am helping you with tying up your boot laces, lol

GRIMMJOE:
And there you go fam, happy Easter.
Ah Easter. God bless your soul but everyday ought to be Easter nah blood.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Jesus: Metaphor Or Literal? by MuttleyLaff:
sonmvayina:
Have you got data?
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Look at your dumb question.
Have you got data kọ. Have you got data ni.
Do you Alfas have goatie bia-bia? Does the Pope have a mitre hat on?

sonmvayina:
Why don't you listen to a real Jewish scholar...
MuttleyLaff:
... Travel is the antidote to ignorances, prejudices, discriminations, bigotry, homophobia, chauvinism, misogyny, fundamentalism, narrow-mindedness etcetera. I enjoy travelling too, I visit many good books to read, lol, visit many good deepweb stuff internet sites and/or other varied online resources, but I live in the Bible, lol, because there is no such place better than home, home, sweet bible home lol.

If you want to shine your eyes and free yourself, lol, well, if you need milk to make your own cheese with then, lol you can get some from listening/watching/reading/visiting any of the following online dairy farms, lol, Professor Michio Kaku, Professor Sophie Bosede Oluwole RIP (i.e. aka Mamalawo and/or Iyanifa, was a practitioner of Yoruba philosophy) Dr Myles Munro RIP, Dr Aajonus Vonderplanitz RIP, Bill and Joan Donahue, Dr. Sebi RIP was born Alfredo Bowman, Dick Gregory RIP, Segun Olawoye c/o Objectv, Dr. Shola Jordan Adeoye, Dr Sunday Adelaja, Patrick Bet-David, Omoyele Sowore, Joseph Okechukwu, Adeyinka Grandson, Rabbi Manis Friedman, Alan Watts, Daddy Freeze, Dr. Michio Kaku, Dr. Michael S. Heiser, Segun Awosanya aka SEGA L'éveilleur aka @segalink etcetera. In other words, use them to do your own research, get informed and come up with your own cheese (i.e. your own facts/opinions)
Why dont you listen to Rabbi Manis Friedman above there seen in my mention, hmm? Thats just listing one of my favourites because there are quite a few of them

sonmvayina:
After all the Tanakh belongs to them.
https://outreachjudaism.org/who-is-the-one-to-come-with-the-clouds-of-heaven-like-a-son-of-man/
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So what, it belongs to them?

The Tanakh belongs to them, yet they didnt have a concept or idea of afterlife until Jesus in the New Testament came to break down what afterlife is about etcetera. The Tanakh belongs to them, yet they had no concept that God is a Father to them until Jesus revealed this to them in New Testament Matthew 6:9-10. The Tanakh belongs to them, yet you are asking me to show you where in it, is there mention of the second coming of Yahshua Ha Maschiach aka Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, huh? This is beyond funny, lol. Smh

Fyi, Mister Walking Contradictions Dummy sonmvayina, the Tanakh is a shadow of the New Testament, it is the New Testament concealed, while the New Testament is the Tanakh revealed. Everything hidden in the Tanakh, is revealed in the New Testament, so please go siddon over there somewhere jor. You that all you are good at is contradicting yourself, smh. Telling me that, "afterall all the Tanakh belongs to them". So what?. So what frigging point sonmvayina, are you abysmally trying to make saying that, huh? angry angry angry

If I should ask you to tell whats the Tanakh, you'll be shifting and sliding like as if something wey no wan gree pesin gladly penetrate, smh. You wouldnt be able to reasonably tell. Trying to pretend half as smart, lol, dropping and throwing about words, like "The Tanakh"

sonmvayina look 'ere. Put down in one to two short sentences or since I am fair-minded and generous, a paragraph what point you allegedly have and summarise within the sentence(s)/paragraph what's on that site you want to send me on a rabbit hole wild goose errand into
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Jesus: Metaphor Or Literal? by MuttleyLaff: 2:15pm On Apr 12, 2020
sonmvayina:
Thanks for proving my point..
Run along now.
Duh what point did Jero thought he had that Jero thought he's made and/or proven a point.

You had no point. You have no point. Come 'ere! Except you repent, you always be the Mister Walking Contradictions Dummy sonmvayina not able to face up to the truth

I dare you to come out and refute that Daniel 7:13 is not about the second coming of Jesus angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Jesus: Metaphor Or Literal? by MuttleyLaff: 12:47pm On Apr 12, 2020
sonmvayina:
You are really a dummy..
No, I am not, that's you because Dummy is your middle name, lol. Remember, lol, Mister Walking Contradictions Dummy sonmvayina?

sonmvayina:
I need old testament passages..
"In my visions during the night, I saw among the clouds in heaven someone like the Son of Man.
He came to the Ancient One, who has lived for endless years, and was presented to Him.
"
- Daniel 7:13

Now dont go choking on that Daniel 7:13 Old Testament passage please, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: What Does The Bible Say About Masturbation? by MuttleyLaff:
CAPSLOCKED: WHAT DOES THE BIBLE SAY, WHEN EVEN JESUS _ _ _ _ _ IN HIS HANDS.
Cuntface:
You'll die a shameful death
Kingarthur21:
MuttleyLaff, budaatum, ihedinobi, maximus69, pleade call your brethens to order ,why should a christian curse rather than bless?
C'mon now Kingarthur21, though the post is hidden, why couldnt you tell CAPSLOCKED that he had crossed the line with that crass remark he made and that it was a totally out of order joke to make, hmm?

That wasnt a curse by Cuntface, it actually is an unavoidable truth of whats going to happen, if CAPSLOCKED doest repent. Sorry, no case to answer here
cc: Omar09
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your How Convenient Virus, aka COVID-19 or Aunty Coro or Coronavirus Sucks by MuttleyLaff(op):
[img]https://s6/images/EasterSunday.jpg[/img]
Picture portraying that image of Jesus is false, so don't come after the messenger, lol.
Go reach for your Bible instead, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop blasphemy God by MuttleyLaff: 9:32am On Apr 12, 2020
GRIMMJOE:
What purpose can lie serve other than dishonesty.
The purpose of not being guilty for telling an authorized lie is one

GRIMMJOE:
You can foresee me lying, but you can't foresee Corona Virus.
"Come, my people, enter into your rooms
And close your doors behind you; Hide for a little while Until indignation runs its course.
"
- Isaiah 26:20

Do you want to admit how many "harmless, fun, and/or white" lies you made so far from 10:49am On Apr 06 to now, lol hmm? Aside the Bible foretelling about future pestilences, aside the Bible warning that there will be major pestilences in the last days, the pattern is out there for any interested to see. Go check out biblical passages, like Revelation 6 and Matthew 24

GRIMMJOE:
Ok
lol

GRIMMJOE:
Why did God put an unfinished product in His perfect garden, then punished the unfinished product for being unfinished.
Your premise from the onset is totally flawed from not realising that the unfinished products is placed in His perfect garden (i.e. royal court) to subjected to a simple test to prove themselves. The unfinished products are just what they are work in progress, they werent punished for being unfinished but rather judgement visited upon them for failing themselves, come short of expectation and performing below their potential.

GRIMMJOE:
Fat? so they also come in shapes too.
Such is life, everything comes in different shapes, forms and sizes, lol

GRIMMJOE:
If your God doesn't like barbecue, why haven't He blown the trumpet yet? I know why, "more barbecue"
There is a time table nah. Things have to run their full course. Also, it could be because its you keeping the trumpet from being sounded, naimean, waiting for you to come to your right senses and repent, lol

GRIMMJOE:
I'm I more selfish than your no where to be found pastors, I'm I more gross out than you fellow Christians barbecuing that man, be guided.
I wouldnt take it from you, if you say you are, lol

GRIMMJOE:
Ok
lol

GRIMMJOE:
What solid foundation, foundation that cannot build schools, foundation that cannot build hospitals.
Igbobi College is a college established by the Methodist and Anglican Churches, CMS Grammar School, Lagos, Apostolic Faith Secondary School Lagos, King's College Lagos, St Gregory's College Ikoyi (Boys Only) Holy Child College Ikoyi (Girls School) St Finbarr's College Akoka (Boys School) Bethlehem Girls College Abule-Ado (Girls School) Sacred Heart College Apapa (Boys & Girls) Maryland Comprehensive Secondary School, Our Lady of Apostles etcetera just to list a few you sure are familiar with, lol. I will leave out hospitals, so not to be like blowing own trumpet, sorry about the pun, lol

GRIMMJOE:
In the future the only use of the Bible will be to shock windows.
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
So? To what end, for what purpose?
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Imam Converts To Christianity After Hearing the Voice of Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 8:36am On Apr 12, 2020
shadeyinka:
How will you know the bolded with your escaping mechanism?

FEAR is worrying you.
Face it and you'll be liberated.

Interview Him: so simple if your theories can stand the test of truth.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your How Convenient Virus, aka COVID-19 or Aunty Coro or Coronavirus Sucks by MuttleyLaff(op): 8:06am On Apr 12, 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: Wiseman Daniel Starts His Own Ministry Independently Of TB Joshua by MuttleyLaff: 7:42am On Apr 12, 2020
AntiChristian:
Tired of your asinine comments!
You are not going to live down your crass ignorance and the uneducated biblical illiteracy you displayed when you made that your snide remarks about Jesus concerning Matthew 24:36 and Mark 13:32, thinking you could and/or would do it and go scot free unchallenged, lol.

You should have first thought through your gormless remark that there is no way God could and would forsake Jesus. You should have first gone to research before yarning your no sense remark what "sabachthani...", means in Galilean Aramaic and/or Mishnaic Hebrew and what is the word for "forsake" or "forsaken" Galilean Aramaic and/or Mishnaic Hebrew, lol.

I gave you ample opportunities to vindicate yourself, chances to prove that your interpretation is correct and right, but just like kpekus wey no wan gree pesin enter giri, you are shifting yansh all over the place, lol

Of course you are tired. You should be tired of running away from facing your responsibilities to defend the ignorant remark and snide comment you made about Jesus concerning Matthew 24:36 and Mark 13:32 angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Wiseman Daniel Starts His Own Ministry Independently Of TB Joshua by MuttleyLaff: 7:10am On Apr 12, 2020
AntiChristian:
Your Lord never risen na why you come rise early?
Siddon there, lol. 2000 years ago brother AntiChristian He had risen, or abi you didn't read the memo ni, lol?. Sebi o kawe, sebi una go school nah, hmm? Why you no cum read? Wetin cum hapun?. Kilode Mister "... lama Sabachthani..."?
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Imam Converts To Christianity After Hearing the Voice of Jesus by MuttleyLaff:
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"Ika o dọgba" means, fingers arent same in length/size

"... So if you want to criticize ..., come small small
Cos you no holy pass, my brother
U no holy pass, my sister ...
"
- 2Face TuBaba "U No Holy Pass" from the Album Face 2 Face
Christianity Etc › Re: Wiseman Daniel Starts His Own Ministry Independently Of TB Joshua by MuttleyLaff: 6:49am On Apr 12, 2020
AntiChristian:
Reread the post before you type!
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You are so predictive, lol.

I knew you'll come back with a line like this since you didnt know that yanga is just yanking your leg ni, lol.

My beloved dear Muslim brother AntiChristian, the Mister "... lama Sabachthani..." with his ignorant and snide remarks about Jesus concerning Matthew 24:36 and Mark 13:32
Christianity Etc › Re: Wiseman Daniel Starts His Own Ministry Independently Of TB Joshua by MuttleyLaff: 6:38am On Apr 12, 2020
AntiChristian:
I don't think I'm that broke though not rich at all.

I'm just not the "trick them collect all their dough" kinda guy!
You're not only wicked and twisted but you're merciless and greedy too. Ah-haa na only you come? Collect all their dough? Have a heart nah, lol. You wish you could trick and collect all their dough abi?
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Imam Converts To Christianity After Hearing the Voice of Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 10:58pm On Apr 11, 2020
shadeyinka:
Here it is:

I have highlighted in red his position: not for any argument. He has given you the ropes with which to hang him if you consider his experience as untrue. One of my pastors had about the same experience too. His name: Rev Amos Ibitoye Muftau Raheem. Such experiences are not uncommon as you want to believe.

So, I present to you brother Geeman23.

Asàlam aleikum
Empiree:
Oh this, that one doesnt know whats up. Besides, he didnt reply my post. So I won't be bothered. I only talk nice with reasonable christians. He didnt identify which religion he practices. I need that answer first. Also, did he not see how kiriyo interact?. I don't need his advice.
Empiree:
I know his type. That isnt new. I forgot he said he was muslim. If them born him well he can challenge me here but he disappeared. We know his type.
There is no need for this. I already have brought this to Empiree's fyi and he already responded that he isnt interested in engaging Geeman23

PS: ... but I think he is confused, I am not surprised he is confused anyway shadeyinka. Its ore why his theology is upside down, lol. Any way, one minute he isnt interested, then next in his next remark he is saying and boasting:
"If them born him well he can challenge me here but he disappeared. We know his type"
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Imam Converts To Christianity After Hearing the Voice of Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 10:55pm On Apr 11, 2020
Empiree:
So, bcus Abuzola is not around anymore means anything?. There are bunch of NL members regardless of religion that are no longer active. I know several christians like that, too.
Nahin nah. You too go soon vamoose.
"Alakisa, o njo loru, ko mọpe, ilẹ maa mọ lola" lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Sudden Disappearance Of Objects by MuttleyLaff:
CaptainAfrica:
Hello people. What I am about to say is mysterious but real. For some years now, I’ve experienced several incidents whereby I misplaced certain valuable things to me such as my phone and diaries under strange circumstances. Usually I think that maybe I am just very forgetful and careless but on further probe, it’s seems as if these items just disappeared. I will check and check around and will not find the items especially the valuable ones and it is very painful for me. Till now, I have misplaced several things that I have not yet found. This phenomenon does not affect items that are not valuable to me. Has anyone experienced this issue or knows about this issue and what I can do to stop it?
delishpot:
I dey tell you ehh, na so e dey be. It happens to me. Happens to many people. It's not unique to you alone. Believe me. You are just forgetful about where you keep things. Put camera for your room and see whether you no go see yourself hiding those things. Put camera and keep that thing somewhere and see if you will see it vanish. It's you keeping it and forgetting.
delishpot:
OK, I honestly can not say 100% you are wrong. So get an affordable good spy cam and install if you can afford to.
Gbam, that right there will give you OP the proof and show you that the insect eating up the vegetable, is actually living on the vegetable itself, lol.

Tendering my apologies ahead for springing bible narratives, demons, sin etcetera on you in my responding to you post, lol. I am not trivialising but it is an incontrovertible fact that the moment A&E ate the fruit of the TKGE, everything

"You will be accepted if you do what is right.
But if you refuse to do what is right, then watch out!
Sin is crouching at the door, eager to control you.
But you must subdue it and be its master.
"
- Genesis 4:7

Do not just only slay your demons, but after killing them, also open them up and dissect them, investigate to find what they've been feeding on, lol.

Now the following are, what can be the "demon" has been gouging on, fattening itself on and growing on to cause certain forgetfulness episodes:

1/ Sleep deprivation, skimping on sleep and/or lack of sleep, are major contributors to forgetfulness or temp memory loss
2/ Stress and anxiety. Everyone experiences a certain amount of stress and anxiety. ...
3/ Depression, can cause cognitive problems and memory loss is one of the lesser known of them
4/ Thyroid problems. When thyroid hormone production s low or drops, it can affect your memory span because the body's processes slow down and this with dropped changes in mental functions.
5/ Vitamin B12 deficiency or lack of vitamin B12 can cause neurological problems, which affect the nervous system and hence memory loss.
6/ Alcohol abuse is a no brainer, that this along with hangovers, impair the memory, even can affect a person's memory for up to 48 hours. So people who drink excessively often will experience memory and have cognition problems
7/ Medication can interfere with and/or cause loss of memory. A number of prescription and over-the-counter medications like taking hypertension drugs, sleeping pills, pain medications given after surgery, antidepressants/anti-anxiety medications etcetera can be behind the cause of forgetfulness
8/ Memory loss can begin from age 45, scientists inform us. As all those of middle age who have ever fumbled for a name to fit a face will believe, the brain begins to lose sharpness of memory and powers of reasoning and understanding not from 60 as previously thought, but from as early as 45, scientists now tell

Elizabeth Loftus, one of today's best-known memory researchers out there, did identify four major reasons why people forget and what she said are: retrieval failure, interference, failure to store and motivated forgetting

1/ Retrieval failure:
Retrieval failure, can be explained away with what's known as decay theory. Memory traces are created every time a new theory is formed. Decay theory suggests that over time, these memory traces begin to fade and disappear. If​ the information is not retrieved and rehearsed, it will eventually be lost and hence forgetfulness is the unwelcome reward, lol

2/ Interference:
Interference, is another known theory, that advances knowledge, that some memories compete and interfere with other memories. Meaning that when info very similar to other info that was previously stored in memory jams, then interference is more likely to occur, hence forgetfulness.

3/ Failure to store:
In some cases, forgetfulness, has less to do with real and/or actual forgetting but sinisterly, has more to do with a failure to do a duty that's required to be done (i.e. derelection of duty)

This case, simply is a matter of an item, in the first place, never made it into long-term memory because encoding failures, as sometimes does happens prevented information getting slotted into long-term memory, lol.

4/ Motivated Forgetting:
This doesnt really or at all concerns you, as this is deliberate, intentional induced forgetfulness due to unsavouring bad experience, trauma, violence, horrific etcetera one doest want to remember or have relive in thoughs

The mortality clock came alive and started to tick from after the lunge at the fruit of TKGE and subsequent eating of it by A&E, our first foreparents. From that moment onwards and of course, from when we are born, our mortality clock starts ticking down, and things gradually become to go south, lol. Degeneration and/or deterioration of the human genetic code too begins to manifest its bad effect(s) and so with aging, cognitive development or functioning like memory rentention tend to progressively worsen over time as we gradually die, just as how God told A&E in the garden they would, if they eat of the tree of TKGE.

Our memory ability changes with age. Most of us have made best memories by age 25. By the time most people are 25, they have made the most important memories of their lives, so says, new research. I remember I was at my peak and a stallion, lol, and when I was up to around the 20 - 30 age bracket, I literally could shoot spunk and easily have it fly right across to the other end of the room, lol. Smh.

Now that some reasons, for the cause of forgetfulness have been listed, this is the section, where, we touch on things, that can be done to overcome/minimize/cure/counteract/ these nasty forgetfulness effects. We'll touch on what can be done to master forgetfulness. Talk about things we can/must do to subdue forgetfulness, hold it in check with, so to be its master and bring under control instead of it being the master and we be under it's control or power

The following are things to do in order to stave off and keep the demon of forgetfulness at bay, lol:
1/ Regularly sleeping well (i.e. 6-9 hours) Sleep deprivation does cause forgetfulness.
2/ Eat healthy foods as much as possible, less junk, processed food etcetera. Fish, its always known as brain food, so yup, that too eat regularly
3/ Regular aerobic exercises, such as walking, running or jogging, outdoor cycling, swimming etcetera sends blood to the brain
4/ Remain mentally relevant or active. This can be done through solving word puzzles, playing board games like Monopoly, chess, ludo, ayo, snakes & ladders, scramble etcetera
5/ Occasionally surprise the brain with and/or by changing your daily routine. For example, if you are right handed, switch to lefthanded when cleaning and brushing your teeth in the morning. Change your normal route going to work. Learn to write with left hand, if right handed etcetera
Christianity Etc › Re: The Second Coming Of Jesus: Metaphor Or Literal? by MuttleyLaff: 9:08pm On Apr 11, 2020
sonmvayina:
Was there ever a second coming arrangement of the messiah by God?
Affirmative. Of course there is a second arrangement of Ha Maschiach to return

Dtruthspeaker:
When your parents or teachers warned you about the doing or not doing of a thing, did they not return to see if you have done or not done what they have instructed you about?
sonmvayina:
Exactly, that is my question..
Did God ever say the messiah will come twice?..
Yahshua Ha Maschiach aka Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, only had to come as Ha Maschiach just the one time, now sonmvayina, Mr Walking Cotradictions, when He returns the second time, it is not as Maschiach, but He does return a second time, as the triumphant King and to personally welcome believers into the Kingdom. John 14:3, at one of the very least, is proof
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Imam Converts To Christianity After Hearing the Voice of Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 8:00pm On Apr 11, 2020
Empiree:
It is interesting to challenge them sometimes. I have heard a lot of what they did to muslims in nigeria especially yorubaland. It is crazy how they deceived ignorant muslims to christianity. Look at churches in nigeria. Where did they get such a huge crowd?. Majority of the audience are muslims or from muslim homes. They were lured by christians through deceptions. They have all the tricks in the book. But muslims are just quiet and never engaged them. But alhamdulillah today there are muslims standing up. Many ignorant muslims were carjoled by "we worship same God but difference ways". This is what christians used to lure them. And some alfas say the same too. Thats why some of the alfa dont like challenging them. They tell us "na you create hellfire?....leave them alone". This is why some of the alfa in London especially have christian wives. They go to As-salatu on sunday while their wives go to church on sunday. They present christianity as alternative to Islam. That's, if Islam is hard for you join christianity too.

This aside, their manifesto is disgusting. I mean christians. Specifically CAN headed by Adeboye, Oyedepo. These crooks have supreme hatred for islam while teaching their subjects how peaceful christianity is. So we studied Bible and realized so much holes in there. It is imperative to expose them. This is how some muslims are liberating christians now. Thanks to Mallam Yusuf Adepoju and Ustaz Jamiu Adegunwa and host of others.

If they dont challenge them these christians will disrupt muslim groups with thier cunning behaviors, whether you are alhsunna or sufi, doesnt matter. They have been doing this for long while we are asleep. They sent christians to ile keu to study arabic and islam. They dont mind spending 10yrs in our midst. They later come out to tell us they were ex-muslims. They speak arabic and recite Quran fluently. But they are not muslim. This is what many of them do to convince ignorant muslims and christians. They have been investigated and exposed. Some investigations are still ongoing. I follow these things very closely. Yoruba usually do this nonsense.


Anyways, bro, there is mass grave in New York. Me just dey do hide and seek at work. I go frontline for few hours and back off when the hit is on. It is crazy. Not less than 700 deaths per day for New York alone. They are flattening the curve now. So hopefully we get over this covid thing. but igberaga won ti po ju. They need to be humble for a second.
The three Musketeers blind guides Mallam Yusuf Adepoju, Ustaz Jamiu Adegunwa and Ridwanullah Abolore Ibraheem leading a blind host of our beloved dear Muslim brothers and sisters astray. Smh. O ma se ooo.

Anyway, soja go, soja come. Barracks still remain. Na so Abuzola too was here doing fee-fi-foo-fum gra-gra upandan like as if someone stole his biscuit. Where he now?

Everything changes, except change itself, lol. Turn by turn. This is life Empiree. Life is about turn by turn. GOD help you and have mercy on your soul, if Jesus is not in the equation of your Life, lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Imam Converts To Christianity After Hearing the Voice of Jesus by MuttleyLaff: 7:14pm On Apr 11, 2020
Empiree:
This is what i hate the most about you. You have very short memory. We had this discussion shortly before you joined this thread. Check your post history. I cant figure out which thread exactly. Check thread where we discussed Adam and Eve and their children who relocated to barren land
Tori. Tori. Tori. Lies, lies, lies. Irọ irọ irọ angry angry angry

C'mon. Bring it on nah. Respond to the post there above. "Wọn bi ẹ, jewe ẹ, oo to bẹ, nitoripe, iwọ na mọ pe, ẹtẹ lo ma gbẹhin fun ẹ, lol" loosely translated means "You dare not confront me because you know it is going to be shame, disgrace and bruised ego at the end of it all for you." Look at you already wetting your pants and having a brown stain moment, ojo.

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