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hopefulLandlord:You have a go first. Give us your best shot. Don't hold back. Go above and beyond, leaving no stone unturned. Exhaust all descriptions and examples |
Emmanystone:It hasn't reached Naija yet, but I can bet my bottom dollar, it's a matter of time. Olamide's "Chemistry Student" song is incognito warming people up to it. You read and see what you want. I correctly referred to it as bath salts, How you managed to to have seen bathing salts, I don't know Bath salts are manmade drugs |
Emmanystone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtFCzu74e30 Flakka in America, is a form of bath salts Listen to and watch the above video to hear and see the after effects |
chemystery:Most humans always, subconsciously or not, do deify things You talk like one who doesn't fully understands what a god and God is. I wonder how you will fare, if given the opportunity to describe and/or explain in details with as much examples you can muster what god and God is |
Martinez19:Who says the god of Nairaland is mortal? The god of Nairaland? Martinez19:So too the god of Nairaland is all powerful and everywhere on Nairaland The god of Nairaland revealing himself is not too big Martinez19:What is good for the goose, is good for the gander |
Processor01: shadeyinka:Good post Meanwhile, there was no science as such in biblical times to understand neurons So, of course the neurotic man Jesus healed for lack of a better word and/or understanding was put him down as being "demon possessed" Jesus knew that the man has some unpleasant brain effects causing his anxiety and neurotic behaviour and so merely just restored the chemical imbalance in the man's head to heal him. There is a spirit or demons, of course behind the man's neurotic behaviour, which got casted off into the herd of pigs Get a christian and/or believer to take bath salts', then standby to watch the manifestations of spirits or demons shadeyinka:Please put some extravagant and generous meat on the emboldened What are you saying here? As I dont seem to follow |
Processor01:My Aussie friend! Long time, how the outback? petra1:Sebi you're petra1 If you know Petra, you must be familiar with Simon then The lady was unbalanced because the Petra/Peter rock of her personality was missing She essentially, is Simon, without the Petra/Peter It is the missing Petra/Peter in her, that was causing the Simon in her, to be drifting from place to place She is incomplete without her rock, Petra/Peter, grounding her, that is why, she swayed when under pressure and/or when in contact with any force that pushes her petra1:Nothing wrong in selling groundnut After all, somebody and/or someone has to sell groundnut for another to buy if not, no one will see groundnut to buy I know of one head of a blue chip high flying company in the city, who one day, just woke up, decided he has had enough, so tendered his resignation and went to go set up a landscape business He swears by it, that he is more fulfilled with the landscape business than when he was working in the city petra1:Does her not coming over for ministration pose or cause a barrier? Is the assistance you aimed to give her subjected to a condition of her coming over? petra1:Do you really? OK ooo petra1:How did you minister to her? What does this imply? Please give full details of all and what you did petra1:So, in short, you managed to identify all the others demons she couldnt identify by herself |
Martinez19:Oh really, have the god of nairaland spoken to you before? Martinez19:Have you seen the god of nairaland before? Martinez19:Has the god of nairaland healed an amputee before? Answer with detail. |
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Osezua:This one is about monetary donations to the body of Christ at Corinth where the Corinthians were asked to give in proportion to how much one has financially made, as in, the more money you make, the more money it is expected you give Osezua:For this one, the choice is left to the giver in making up his/her mind, the amount he/she decides to give. Essentially, just give any amount comfortable with, giving. The caveat is he/she shouldn't feel coerced to give, shouldn't feel bad or regret giving It should be a pleasure doing the giving It shouldn't be a painful experience |
Emmanystone:I know, I know you do and you're going to pummel him there Just put on velvet gloves whilst at it and remember, he said:"... I didn't knw most of these though..." |
Ronpet777:[img]https://s1/images/armWrest.jpg[/img] Sure looks like an arm wrestle to me Ronpet777:I know the question was from my sister and not Frank That's why it's her post I quoted her and not Frank's |
Emmanystone:Ronpet777 and frank317 are having a tense arm wrestling thing going on By source, channels and instructions, they are referring to Sender (i.e. Source) that converts messages (i.e. instructions) into signals and uses transmitters (i.e. channels) to transmit the signals which arrives as information that can be used and understood by people Someone certainly had a dodgy radio and/or television with a faulty antenna |
jamescross:What a strange simile You say; Isaiah 29:13 is talking of babbling because babbling is as meaningless as cleaning the outside while the inside is dirty jamescross:Is "having an appearance of righteousness denying/lacking it's power thereof" too babbling? |
Ronpet777:I believe you read OP's "Speaking In Tongue; A Great Lie" opening post to find out if the topic heading was appropriately and with good reason titled the manner it was |
jamescross:I chew your post(s), and then spit it out in pieces Stalemate, so that's your game plan jamescross:How would I know, if the question isnt asked. Let me, let you on to something, sometimes the questions asked isnt for the benefit of the questioner jamescross:You call "yes, as often as the spirit groans in me" answering 1,2 and 3? Why didnt you number them? You could have at least put in the same the effort, if not more, I put into dialoguing with you It shows to deliberately was trying to be evasive as much as you can get away with I looked at the initial responses shook my head, and looked at the feeble subsequent ones and dismissively further shook my head jamescross:You have no point jamescross:To be honest, it getting more clearer by the day, that you really aren't ready or have the stamina for it |
jamescross:What is the true meaning of the text? What was the issue text was highlighting or addressing? jamescross:It you. You tied yourself up You brought up Isaiah 29:13 and tried to equate with babbling but I said, No, that its about lip service and flipped out Matthew 15:7-9, echoing Isaiah 29:13 talking about when people talk the talk but dont walk the talk I have no issues with your straw man "God sees the heart" That is Bible 101 things jamescross:So does the traditions of men equate to babbling? Or does it equate to lip service? |
Ronpet777:I bear you no malice. People make mistakes and learn from them. You need to pray and work on yourself in areas of the fruit of the spirit though The flavour you need are gentleness and self-control Just that you know, it is not my thread, nor my topic Also I doubt you can produce where I have knocked speaking in tongues What OP, I, Paxonel and others have tried to shed a light on, is the elephant in the room counterfeit, you and others have probably gotten used to as speaking in tongue(s) |
jamescross:Dont skirt from the issue. Did you or did you not make an ostentatious claim that Paul said he prays in the spirit and lacks understanding and other times he prays in the spirit with understanding? When you are pulled up on it, you are forming wobble jamescross:I was wondering when will you ever get to use the "it's clear you don't know Holy Spirit" line Was it not you, I warned to stick to the board and not the player Why, instead of taking pot shots at the player, cant you focus on the board and play your piece or cards Let the piece you move, the card you play, do the talking Hit with your moves, hit with the card in your hands and not with your hand jamescross:If I won a lot of money, I'd travel the world" is an example of a conditional sentence The statement doesnt mean I have or had won a lot of money Same way, Paul wasnt saying he prays or prayed in an unknown tongue, where his spirit prayeth, and that his understanding is unfruitful. Just a conditional clause of if, if it happens that I do, then this that or that happens or will happen Here is the example to illustrate: If I speak in an ibo tongue, in a Hausa tongue speaking gathering where none present in the Hausa tongue speaking gathering, understands the ibo tongue I am speaking, please tell me who is benefiting? Who is being built up or edified, in that Hausa speaking gathering, where I was speaking in an ibo tongue? It is going to be only me of course but the minute, I or someone else, interpretes, then the rest present understands all said and get edified For he that speaketh in an unknown tongue speaketh not unto men, but unto God: for no man understandeth him; howbeit in the spirit he speaketh mysteries - 1 Corinthians 14:2 KJV Here is an illustration of what 1 Corinthians 14:2 is saying: If you speak and understand only Ibo, but I, bilingual in Ibo and hausa, start to speak, preach or pray in hausa Then the hausa tongue or language would be unknown to you, you wouldnt understand what I said, preached or prayed in hausa I wouldnt be communicating with/to you, as it all be mysteries to you what I said, preached or prayed in hausa Only God will understand what I said, preached or prayed in hausa, not you, as God understands all languages or tongues 13So anyone who speaks in tongues should pray also for the ability to interpret what has been said. 14For if I pray in tongues, my spirit is praying, but I don’t understand what I am saying. 15Well then, what shall I do? I will pray in the spirit, and I will also pray in words I understand. I will sing in the spirit, and I will also sing in words I understand. 16For if you praise God only in the spirit, how can those who don’t understand you praise God along with you? How can they join you in giving thanks when they don’t understand what you are saying? 17You will be giving thanks very well, but it won’t strengthen the people who hear you. - 1 Corinthians 14:14 "Baba wa ti nbẹ li ọrun Ki a bọwọ fun orukọ Rẹ. Ki Ijọba Rẹ de Ifẹ tiRẹ ni ki a ṣe, bo ti walọrun, bẹni ko wa laiye Fun wa li onjẹ oojo wa loni Dari gbese wa, ji wa Bi awa ti ndariji awọn onigbese wa Ma si fa wa sinu idewo Sugbọn gba wa lọwọ bilisi Nitori ijọba ni TiRẹ, ati agbara, ati ogo lailai. Amin! - The Lord's Prayer in Yoruba language or tongue Imagine this one too, a Hausa non-Yoruba speaking person has just being made to recite the above prayer This was repeated without understanding or knowing what exactly the prayer is saying Though in the spirit the praying is done but the soul (i.e. the mind faculty part of it) is unfruitful The mind was unfruitful because it didnt understand diddly-squat of what's prayed in that Yoruba language or tongue that he/she just repeated Lets get Emmanystone here to repeat that above The Lord's Prayer in Yoruba language, she will gladly repeat but her mind will be unfruitful because it didnt understand diddly-squat of what's prayed in Out of curiosity, she'll probably make a call out to Ishilove for interpretation and meaning of what she recited |
jamescross:I will again refer you to what you wrote This is what you originally wrote: "speaking in tongues is for prophecy, edification and needs correct interpretation. this is service, for others" jamescross:"Speaking in tongues is for unbelievers I doubt you understand the identity of the unbelievers or know who originally the unbelievers were, that spurred speaking in tongues and of which the statement in 1 Corinthians 14:22 is based on" - © MuttleyLaff jamescross, please, I beg you play fair and square. Dont introduce words I didnt use, when referring back to whatever I've written Do you see ONLY in my above reproduced remark? Or you just felt, it will be nice to add ONLY to the statement I made I take time to carefully read your posts and try to understand them, where I dont, where its not clear or is murky, I ask questions so please be focus and let that be the last time you go for cheap shots jamescross:How do you mean: "a sign to unbelievers w/o interpretation" jamescross:Wherefore tongues are for a sign, not to them that believe, but to them that believe not: but prophesying serveth not for them that believe not, but for them which believe. - 1 Corinthians 14:22 KJV "So then languages are established for a sign, not for believers, but for unbelievers, but prophecy is not for unbelievers, but for those who believe." - 1 Corinthians 14:22 Wow, I just marvel, it must be a gift, how you effortlessly and so easily stand 1 Corinthians 14:22 on its head jamescross:jamescross you've the wrong assumption of me I havent asked you any hard questions, at least not yet for now How can I have already made conclusions when I dont even know your answers to the questions I asked? You made a right dog's dinner in answering the questions Questions 1, 2, and 3 are missing, the ones that arent, they are half heartedly answered with a defensive and suspicious mind set You made sure you defeated the purpose of trying to search your mind I expect quality plus high standards not mediocre, badly planned thought outs and/or knee-jerk reactions from you |
jamescross:SMH. Chief, be careful. What is OK in what you wrote? Stop it already. Where, how, when did Paul say he prays in the spirit and lacks understanding and other times he prays in the spirit with understanding? Is that what 1 Corinthians 14:14-19 is dealing with and talking about? Are you sure you know, recognise and/or understand a conditional remark when you see one? |
jamescross:Do you accept that Isaiah 29:13 or Matthew 15:7-9 is talking about how some promise to do something but in reality do diddy squat nothing? Do you accept that Isaiah 29:13 or Matthew 15:7-9 is talking about when people talk the talk but dont walk the walk? Babbling is talk done rapidly and continuously in an excited unintelligble and/or incomprehensible way whilst lip service is just saying something but not actually do it or plan to do what's just said jamescross:I am glad you brought up Hannah Though I was waiting for a window of opportunity to bring her on to the thread, I will leave her for latter and a much more appropriate time jamescross:Refer back to above jamescross:This is just a straw man |
jamescross:I am glad you know and accept that speaking in tongues is a SIGN for unbelievers Remember you wrote: "speaking in tongues is for prophecy, edification and needs correct interpretation. this is service, for others" Now, tell me, with your remark reproduced above, which is what I responded to, who really left words out, who is leaving out words, when after all, I was just sweeping and picking up after you, what and all, you dropped? jamescross:I love enquiry minds To be honest, I like your inquiry mind, but I doubt you're ready or have the stamina jamescross:This is hard work that only can be done as a labour of love and nothing else 1.) jamescross please tell me do you speak in tongues? 2.) Are there any of the tongues you speak, that you dont understand what you are saying? 3.) How often do you speak in this particular tongue, that you dont understand when speaking it? 4.) What is its name, what do you call this particular tongue, that you dont understand when speaking it? 5.) Do you prefer speaking in this particular tongue, that you dont understand when speaking it? 6.) What is the reason(s) why you prefer speaking in this particular tongue, that you dont understand when speaking it? 7.) Do you pray in and/or with this particular tongue, that you dont understand when praying in it? 8.) Do you sing in and/or with this particular tongue, that you dont understand when singing in it? 9.) Why, what is the reason(s) why you prefer praying in this particular tongue, that you dont understand when praying in it? 10) Give all places and instances, where and when you speak in this particular tongue, that you dont understand when speaking it? |
Ronpet777:Isnt it charming when people have no other choice other than to resort to ad hominem Keep your eye on the board, not the player Ronpet777:I dare you to reproduce where and when I insulted anyone on this thread Ronpet777:You've just succinctly described yourself Do you, after off loading that bile off your chest, feel better now? Obviously, the only people who are mad at anyone for speaking the truth are those people who are living a lie Ronpet777:"Ọgẹdẹ nbajẹ, o nsope o npọn" loosely meaning: The banana is yellow and rotting away but it likes to think, it is ripening and so maturing |
Ronpet777:What and where is church Ronpet777? What and where is ekklesia Ronpet777? Ronpet777:Next time think twice before biting on more than you can chew Or better still, dont nibble on something your stomach hast been trained to handle |
jamescross:Face palm. Please, please spare me this OK, let me give you a chance to explain yourself What are you getting at with: "to speak is to be heard by men, to pray is to heard by God" jamescross:SMH, brother. Brother why, why now, why this OK, lets go there 1) jamescross how are you? (i.e. written out words said in a language, and the spoken language happened to be english) 2) jamescross may your day be blessed today (i.e. written out a prayer said in a spoken language, and the language happened to be english) jamescross, please tell me how #1 and #2 are separate things, where and when, using words, I first spoke and then prayed in english? jamescross:You havent properly understood speaking in tongues, yet you are bringing born again into the mix jamescross:Speaking in tongues is for unbelievers I doubt you understand the identity of the unbelievers or know who originally the unbelievers were, that spurred speaking in tongues and of which the statement in 1 Corinthians 14:22 is based on jamescross:Brother, in order to correctly understand what Isaiah 29:13 or Matthew 15:7-9 is talking about I think you need to pretty fast, look up, the meaning of lip service |
jamescross:What is there to clarify? It is exactly what is said on the tin. What more do you want made clear, shed or throw light on about speaking in tongue or speaking in a language? jamescross:No, groaning in the spirit is not babbling |
paxonel:The present and prevalent view on "speaking in tongues" also known as tongue speaking or alternatively as speaking in languages which most are raised with and made or forced to believe, is incorrect because the indoctrination is based on faulty understanding and misinformation jamescross:Paul wasnt deceiving himself brother unfortunately same cant be said of many misled into peddling a con Do you know the great advantage about telling the truth? Nobody ever believes it. Truth is like the sun. One can shut it out for a time, can run from it, can bury head in sand to hide from it but it dont mean it is not still out there, it doesnt mean it's gone or will go away. Truth like the sun, doesnt go away. Truth haunts. jamescross:13So anyone who speaks in tongues should pray also for the ability to interpret what has been said. 14For if I pray in tongues, my spirit is praying, but I don’t understand what I am saying. 15Well then, what shall I do? I will pray in the spirit, and I will also pray in words I understand. I will sing in the spirit, and I will also sing in words I understand. 16For if you praise God only in the spirit, how can those who don’t understand you praise God along with you? How can they join you in giving thanks when they don’t understand what you are saying? 17You will be giving thanks very well, but it won’t strengthen the people who hear you. 18I thank God that I speak in tongues more than any of you. 19But in a church meeting I would rather speak five understandable words to help others than ten thousand words in an unknown language - 1 Corinthians 14:14-19 I have helped with bringing out the context surrounding 1 Corinthians 14:14 So please share your understanding of 1 Corinthians 14:14 |
shadeyinka:Dont think. Feel. Feeeeeel me. Keep your eye on the ball You think amiss, probably because you were paying attention to my finger and so missed that, I was pointing at Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. - Matthew 7:14 You see, in all what you tagged as "analysis" Jesus actually, was always walking on that little narrow path, being the difference that makes a difference Now in contrast to the path of selfishness, I might warm up to agreeing with your thinking, that, yeah, the idea is a little narrow The narrow path, is less travelled by No wonder, Thomas Dewar, once famously remarked: There is no traffic congestion on the straight and narrow path. shadeyinka:Paradigm shift will be the solution Religion that is pure and faultless, is about not how regular one prays, is not about regular congregated attendance, Religion that is pure and faultless, is not about wearing hijab or burka I am quite sure sure you're familiar with the story about a priest & levite (i.e. "church" worker) who slipped up, on what pure & faultless religion is shadeyinka:Scrapping them all, will probably create more problems, than solving any shadeyinka:The problem is the common act of pure selfishness shadeyinka:Yay, we incontrovertibly, at least, agree on this one shadeyinka:Do you agree that the word "religion" has changed its meaning from what it originally meant and/or means? Do you accept that religion which God our Father, accepts as pure and faultless, predates(d) Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, New Age etcetera? shadeyinka:We actually do think as a Nation. Too much thinking, we do a lot of cunning-cunning thinking, crooked thinking, perverse thinking etcetera We do selfish thinking, thinking only about self, what you need or want, and not thinking about how other people feel or what other people need |
Kolanist:SMH. Facepalm. SMH I have never read nor come across a discombobulated post such as this before I expect you too, do a runner soon after questions are put to you, just like Ronpet777 earlier did, running away retreating with tail between legs Honesty007:I doubt you objectively read OPs post SMH. The greater the ignorance, the greater the dogmatism. The thing about the truth is, not a lot of people can handle it |
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