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Christianity Etc › Re: Please Help With The Scary Dream I Had by MuttleyLaff:
mercytripletz:
I have been daydreaming of owning millions of naira
So you have been fantasising of being a multi-millionaire

mercytripletz:
By the way, who doesn't daydream of being rich?
Well...
Do you daydream about what use you'll put the million riches to too?

mercytripletz:
Not an option, is it?
It could be a motivation for and/or when legitimately going about getting rich

You're fortunate to remember your dreams, not many do.

If, it is the only one time, you've had this dream, please forget about it and stop looking for an interpretation(s) because it is a one-off dream and not a recurring dream
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Help With The Scary Dream I Had by MuttleyLaff: 8:53am On Feb 01, 2018
butterflyl1on:
^^^^
Op you would do well to ignore this post above mine.
He is simply toying with you as the atheist he is.
hopefulLandlord grin grin grin
Hope your building in the kingdom of Heaven is progressing well

butterflyl1on:
What are the things you have noticed in your life recently, education, business, etc on your own prior to this dream?
I would ask, what lately or what prior to the dream, have you preoccupied your mind with
what lately or what prior to having the dream has been playing in your mind?
Christianity Etc › Re: Please Help With The Scary Dream I Had by MuttleyLaff: 8:50am On Feb 01, 2018
hopefulLandlord:
This dream proves you have a future of acting in Hollywood horror movies, you're gonna be a big star like Christopher Lee and George Romero
https://i57.tinypic.com/34sp9j4.gif
Christianity Etc › Re: Des Pensees by MuttleyLaff:
PastorAIO:
h t tps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxlS79Q3EXk
I remember watching this last year
and thinking to myself if the "ministry" had a constitution, "Apostle" David Taylor, wouldnt during the grilling, profusely be relying on Michelle
I stand to be corrected, I think Winners Chapel has a constitution,
which periodically is reviewed, I think every 100 years or so, I once heard Oyedepo say
Christianity Etc › Re: Des Pensees by MuttleyLaff:
PastorAIO:
Abeg please don't come and litter this thread with your nonsense.
I have not read past the part that I've quoted.
I'm not trying to rope you into anything and as you are sure it does not refer to you then just leave it.

The Christ that you are claiming there put it best:

And when Jesus heard it, he said to them,
“Those who are well have no need of a physician, but those who are sick.
I came not to call the righteous, but sinners.”
Mark 2: 17

So since you are so confident that you have no need of a physician
and you are not even aware that you have a problem then no wahala.
Go on your way
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God made Him who knew no sin to be sin on our behalf, so that in Him we might become the righteousness of God.
- 2 Corinthians 5:21

God had Christ, who was sinless, take our sin so that we might receive God's approval through him
- 2 Corinthians 5:21

Jesus, in Mark 2: 17, implied, He has not come for, whoever is just in the eyes of God (i.e. righteous)
but has come for, whoever has loss from falling short of what God approves (i.e. sinner)

PastorAIO:
Religion is for people who have problems and need them resolved. Bye bye
Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this :
to look after orphans and widows in their distress
and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world


Are you familiar with the above quote?
Whatever the front,
the truth and fact is, what is fronted as pure and faultless religion in today's world, isnt it

Religion that is pure and faultless, is not about how regular one prays, is not about regular congregated attendance,
Religion that is pure and faultless, is not about wearing hijab or burka
Before what the world has become today, a priest & levite (i.e. "church" worker) had been known to slip up on what pure and faultless religion is

Anything less than practising pure and faultless religion that God approves of, is not true and so thereby is false religion

Emmanystone:
Why bother with religion at all?
PastorAIO:
Good question.
Can I come back to this tomorrow? I've got to dash now.
Emmanystone:
Now is the tomorrow, so, yeah.
PastorAIO:
Thank you for the wonderful question.

I'll answer in in a number of stages:

1)What is religion?

2)What are the methods of religion?

3)How do we best manage the use of Cults in religion?

1- What is religion?
Ans: In a world where Mankind finds himself alienated and at odds with his state of reality, fractured from Divinity and from his environment, Religion is a means to Re-ligere, that is to re-bind, to reconnect him to his environment and to his Divinity.
Inarguably, the word "religion" has changed its methods and meaning from what it originally was connected with

PastorAIO:
2- What are the methods of religion?
Ans: There are many methods used in Religion, e.g sacrifices, fasting, observance of calendar days etc.
Religion that is pure and faultless, is about not how regular one prays, is not about regular congregated attendance,
Religion that is pure and faultless, is not about wearing hijab or burka
Jesus mentioned a priest & levite (i.e. "church" worker) known to have slip up on what pure and faultless religion is

PastorAIO:
But for the issue of this topic the most important is the formation and cultivation of Cults.
What is the religious use of Cults?
There is a saying that birds of a feather flock together.
There is a characteristic that is shared amongst all members of a cult.
It is often not obvious at all, but over time even the newest members will become like the rest of the cult in that particular
People often will seek and hang out with people of similar or same level and like mind, just as water seeks its own level
Christianity Etc › Re: Des Pensees by MuttleyLaff:
Geist:
If I may PastorAIO, I would like to hear your thoughts on why humans end up having difference in moral judgement.
Degeneration

Geist:
Since this Apple
Let's get this straight first.
It wasnt an apple. OK?

Geist:
ought to have made us like God
Something else mentioned without discussing at length
that eating the fruit will make Adam and Eve be like God

Geist:
(that is becoming a judge
You swapped in judge for Elohim, I like you for taking the risk
but it is unneccesary because judge doesnt gel with the context

Geist:
of what is right and wrong)
No, it didn't and/or doesn't mean of what is right and wrong

Geist:
shouldn't we all be having the same moral judgement?
We will

Geist:
or do you believe God also has this different contradicting morals like humans do.
No

Geist:
Of course all these questions become useless if don't believe what the bible says as it says it.
You said it!

Geist:
I would also like to hear your reasons for not wanting to base arguments on the bible
Anti-bible subconscious bias?
Christianity Etc › Re: Des Pensees by MuttleyLaff: 4:56pm On Jan 30, 2018
PastorAIO:
I just realise that I'm unhappy about the answer I gave above. I feel reluctant to base any arguments I make on this thread on bible passages.

The post which started this line of inquiry was copy-and-pasted from another Thread actually.

I would like to continue to talk about morality but without quoting from the bible.
Geist:
I am more than happy basing arguments on anything other than the bible so long as it makes sense and it's true.
Basing arguments on bible makes sense and it's true so long as whoever quotes from it understands what he/her quotes(d)

Geist:
But I have noticed like I'm sure you have also noticed,
many people base arguments on the bible with little or no knowledge of it
From my perspective, it helps if one can counter untrue claims of what the bible says with what the bible actually says
A classic one is purporting that the bible says acquiring a Sense of Morality will turn us into a God.
and trying to back it up with quoting Genesis 3:5 and particularly Genesis 3:22

Geist:
Which is why I asked specifically for bible passages. I value logical reason above all.
Genesis 3:22 begs the question, did they at all, like the serpent pretended, become God?
Not a chance of ice in hell, hence the pftt sarcasm in Genesis 3:22
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Google Home Assistant Refuses To Define Jesus Christ by MuttleyLaff: 11:22pm On Jan 29, 2018
Emmanystone:
Wow. I miss you too.
I had to log out on the mundane to fuss into the supernatural for 21days.
Hope you fasted on my behalf too
14 days for you and 7 days for me

Emmanystone:
Hybernating to renew Strength
for ' behold, darkness hasl covered the earth, and gross darkness the people:
It is gloomy
and sure, darker times lies ahead

Emmanystone:
but the LORD has risen upon us, and his glory shall be seen upon us'.
Hence, i went for that glory.
Praise God. Alleluia

Emmanystone:
How have you been bro?
Getting better and healing now sister
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Google Home Assistant Refuses To Define Jesus Christ by MuttleyLaff: 10:48pm On Jan 29, 2018
Mission2prosper:
Thanks sir.
Your answer made me remember the part of the bible that talks about the list of the eyes, the list of the flesh and the pride of life.
You're welcome sir
but I think you meant to type "lust". Right?
I trust you know, lust means uncontrollable or unchecked desire, as in, desire not reined in or kept under control
Christianity Etc › Re: Opinions Needed: Is Anything Wrong With Nudity ? by MuttleyLaff: 10:36pm On Jan 29, 2018
MuttleyLaff:
So it's only vagyna and/or boobs that are the only parts of the female body that arouses
hopefulLandlord:
Not necessarily but they tend to arouse more men in terms of numbers more than any part of the body does;
of course there are those that are aroused by intelligence, pretty face, height, smell, skin colour, voice, general figure or several other combinations but I believe those men are fewer than those aroused by naked boobs and vagyna; I stand to be corrected though
I dont know which planet you are on
How dare you leave ukwu out in your generous list
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Google Home Assistant Refuses To Define Jesus Christ by MuttleyLaff: 10:25pm On Jan 29, 2018
Emmanystone:
You can tell him that only one thing pollutes someone, PRIDE, because those other things emanates from Pride as fruits.

Pride gives rise to all other pollutants in a Man.
Thank you ojaare my sister,
I actually, as a matter of fact, was on the verge of gathering a search posse out for you
Mission2prosper, now there you have it
Your requested list of all the things in the world that pollutes someone, will emanate from PRIDE.
Whatever you wrongly take pride in doing will originate contents of the list
Christianity Etc › Re: Opinions Needed: Is Anything Wrong With Nudity ? by MuttleyLaff:
hopefulLandlord:
This is well thought post and I hope it invites good discussions regardless of subsequent poster's leanings

I however have to disagree with point 2; let me start by saying I do get the message that point is trying to drive home but I feel it ignored several important bits about human psychology and physiology
If women (I'll talk from the perspective of men) usually leave everywhere but their feet uncovered, only a few men would be aroused by naked female feet, I think I speak for most men when I say that unless uncovering one's feet signal sexual interest to whom she's showing the feet to we wouldn't be aroused, another way it could trigger arousal is if the vagyna and/or boobs are located in the female legs
So it's only vagyna and/or boobs that are the only parts of the female body that arouses, hmm?
Christianity Etc › Re: Does Apostle Suleiman Need An Otobo Confession? by MuttleyLaff: 9:27pm On Jan 29, 2018
GavelSlam:
His prick must still scratch him.

Won't be long now.

Jimmy Swaggart did more than this.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Does Apostle Suleiman Need An Otobo Confession? by MuttleyLaff: 9:26pm On Jan 29, 2018
petra1:
As far as I know , After the Saga Otobo has moved on with her life as well as the apostle . We have all committed the matter to the judge of As I said that time . Let’s leave the matter to court and God Who will judge every man .

So suddenly out of nowhere Otobo comes out to confess her wrong and apologized and said people made her attack the man of God . And what was supervising me is funny comments here by church haters who claimed that apostle paid her to do it . Isn’t that crazy? . How on earth will someone think like that . That’s enough to nail the apostle . That would have been the deadliest weapon of Otobo against him . Why on earth would he need her confession . His members and followers believes in their pastor . His wife believes him . His ministry work is growing . It is very crazy to think he paid her . Keyamo will feast on that .

What benefit is the confession to apostle who has moved on .

Some even asked him to produce the people who she claimed paid her to set him up . Una no ask the girl wey talk . Na apostle Una Dey ask . Shame .
If for sake of discussion, he did pay her
then it'll be naive of him not to make her sign a NDA
Christianity Etc › Re: if you were warned an hour before your death, what would you do? by MuttleyLaff: 8:14pm On Jan 29, 2018
Christianity Etc › Re: The Holy Spirit. by MuttleyLaff:
hopefulLandlord:
dunno why I don't get your mentions unless I come to the very thread or check for another mention only to see you mentioned me previously
Maybe it's just a glitch, that probably now fixed

hopefulLandlord:
unto your post, don't get me wrong, I'm not blaming the holy spirit
You could have fooled me you weren't after you remarked that the Holy Spirit teaches contradicting things

hopefulLandlord:
I'm asking as someone from outside looking in and these differences look trivial to me but to those inside these aren't not trivial at all as salvation heavily depends on this or at least that's what they say
What exactly does salvation heavily depends on?
Care to share with us?

hopefulLandlord:
There's a difference between

1. "They understand the teachings of the holy spirit different from the way we do but that doesn't make them wrong and us right or vice versa"
and
2. "They're totally wrong about this and don't have the holy spirit, they either aren't being taught by the holy spirit or they're being inspired by a spirit from the devil (or devil himself or demons or all of them) and won't make heaven"

the former sounds like what you're implying but the latter is actually how many Christian sects view other sects
You are biased and not being fair in your observation.

The former, the latter and alternative opinions in addition to my earlier explanation are reasons why there are divergences
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Google Home Assistant Refuses To Define Jesus Christ by MuttleyLaff: 2:13pm On Jan 29, 2018
Mission2prosper:
please can you list all the things in the World that pollutes someone it would really help
I am sorry I can't because it's an uphill task listing all the things in the world that pollutes someone

Mission2prosper:
I understand helping windows and orphans.
Having compassion is what's to understand is the catalyst required, in order to help widows, orphans and neighbour that's in need
Christianity Etc › Re: The Holy Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 8:51am On Jan 29, 2018
bummyla:
Memory Verse:
But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Spirit is come upon you; and ye shall be witnesses unto me both in Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in Samaria, and unto the uttermost part of the earth.
Acts 1:8

Text
And I will pray the Father, and he shall give you another Comforter, that he may abide with you for ever;
17 Even the Spirit of truth; whom the world cannot receive, because it seeth him not, neither knoweth him: but ye know him; for he dwelleth with you, and shall be in you.
John 14:16-17

But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.
John 14:26


And, being assembled together with them, commanded them that they should not depart from Jerusalem, but wait for the promise of the Father, which, saith he, ye have heard of me.
5 For John truly baptized with water; but ye shall be baptized with the Holy Ghost not many days hence.
6 When they therefore were come together, they asked of him, saying, Lord, wilt thou at this time restore again the kingdom to Israel?
7 And he said unto them, It is not for you to know the times or the seasons, which the Father hath put in his own power.
8 But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you: and ye shall be witnesses unto me both in Jerusalem, and in all Judaea, and in Samaria, and unto the uttermost part of the earth.
Acts 1:4-8

And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place.
2 And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting.
3 And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them.
4 And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
Acts 2:1-4

Introduction:
The Holy Spirit is Eternal Hebrews 9:14 (How much more shall the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered himself without spot to God, purge your conscience from dead works to serve the living God?). He enables us to see clearly and to focus. No one comes to the saving knowledge of our Lord Jesus Christ except through the inner working of Holy Spirit.

The Deity Of Holy Spirit.
Who is a Deity?
A deity is a supernatural being considered divine or sacred.

The Holy Spirit is Eternal. Hebrews 9:14 (How much more, then, will the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered himself unblemished to God, cleanse our consciences from acts that lead to death, so that we may serve the living God!)
1. Holy Spirit is infinite & Omnipresent.
Act 2:17
"'In the last days, God says, I will pour out my Spirit on all people. Your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams.

2. Holy Spirit is Omniscience.
1 Corinthians 3:17
If anyone destroys God's temple, God will destroy that person; for God's temple is sacred, and you together are that temple.

3. Holy Spirit is Sovereign.
Acts 11:12
And the spirit bade me go with them, nothing doubting. Moreover these six brethren accompanied me, and we entered into the man's house:


4. Holy Spirit is Lord.
2 Corinthians 3:17
Now the Lord is that Spirit: and where the Spirit of the Lord is, there is liberty.


5. Holy Spirit is the Spirit of The Father.
Matthew 10:12
When you enter the home, give it your blessing.

Characteristics Of The Holy Spirit.
The Spirit of God is a person as much as the Father and the Son are persons.

1. The Holy Spirit has a mind.
Romans 8:27
And he who searches our hearts knows the mind of the Spirit, because the Spirit intercedes for God's people in accordance with the will of God.

2. The Holy Spirit has a Will.
1 Corinthians 12:11
But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will.

3. The Holy Spirit prohibits.
Acts 16:6-7
Now when they had gone throughout Phrygia and the region of Galatia, and were forbidden of the Holy Ghost to preach the word in Asia,

7 After they were come to Mysia, they assayed to go into Bithynia: but the Spirit suffered them not.


4. The Holy Spirit guides.
Acts 16:10
After Paul had seen the vision, we got ready at once to leave for Macedonia, concluding that God had called us to preach the gospel to them.

5. The Holy Spirit Speaks.
Acts 8:29
The Spirit told Philip, "Go to that chariot and stay near it."

Acts 10:19
While Peter was still thinking about the vision, the Spirit said to him, "Simon, three men are looking for you.

Acts 13:2
While they were worshiping the Lord and fasting, the Holy Spirit said, "Set apart for me Barnabas and Saul for the work to which I have called them."

The Functions Of The Holy Spirit.
The functions of the Holy Spirit are seen in:

1. The conception of Jesus Christ.
Luke 1:35
And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God.

2. Resurrection of Christ.
Romans 8:11
But if the Spirit of him that raised up Jesus from the dead dwell in you, he that raised up Christ from the dead shall also quicken your mortal bodies by his Spirit that dwelleth in you.

3. The Work of Salvation and Regeneration of Souls.
John 3:8
The wind blows wherever it pleases. You hear its sound, but you cannot tell where it comes from or where it is going. So it is with everyone born of the Spirit."

4. Sanctification.
1 Peter 1:2
Who have been chosen according to the foreknowledge of God the Father, through the sanctifying work of the Spirit, to be obedient to Jesus Christ and sprinkled with his blood: Grace and peace be yours in abundance.

5. Guidance.
Romans 8:14
For as many as are led by the Spirit of God, they are the sons of God.

6. Glorification.
2 Corinthians 3:18
But we all, with open face beholding as in a glass the glory of the Lord, are changed into the same image from glory to glory, even as by the Spirit of the Lord.

7. The Holy Spirit teaches
John 14:26
But the Advocate, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you all things and will remind you of everything I have said to you.

8. The Holy Spirit empowers believers.
1 Corinthians 12:4-11
Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit.
5 And there are differences of administrations, but the same Lord.
6 And there are diversities of operations, but it is the same God which worketh all in all.
7 But the manifestation of the Spirit is given to every man to profit withal.
8 For to one is given by the Spirit the word of wisdom; to another the word of knowledge by the same Spirit;
9 To another faith by the same Spirit; to another the gifts of healing by the same Spirit;
10 To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:
11 But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will.

Conclusion:
The Holy Spirit persuades the heart to come to Christ, regenerates souls and sanctifies each child of God. The Holy Spirit is sovereign and has been at work since He descended on the day of Pentecost. The Holy Spirit empowers the Church/believers with the baptism of the Holy Spirit and gives gifts of the Holy Spirit to believers as He Wills.

h ttps://bummyla.com/2018/01/28/the-holy-spirit-3/
Good post. I liked it

hopefulLandlord:
bummyla, how do you reconcile your number 7 and the disagreements amongst Christian sects?
[img]https://s1/images/duckEyed.jpg[/img]

bummyla:
I don't understand!
Please explain further!
hopefulLandlord:
Okay, I'm talking about the disagreements within churches as a whole, one church sees the other(s) as heretic or not a true church.
from the very beginning, Churches have split and diverged and disagreed about matters of extreme consequence, and matters that seem (on the face of it) totally trivial.
From Arianism to "Mariolotry", from thefilioque to anti-trinitarian Oneness Pentecostalism, from hardline Feeneyism to Christian Universalism, from Quietism to televangelists ...
any doctrinal standpoint held by one Christian group is guaranteed to be held in contempt by other (ostensibly) fellow Christians.
Yet every last one of them claim to know this because Holy Spirit taught them; it seems holy spirit teaches contradictory things

That's what I was referring to
The Holy Spirit always does or gives consistent teachings and doesn't contradictorily teach things

The level and/or the depth of assimilation is different for each person or group
and so the tendency for everyone to compromise to the extent of what they understand the Holy Spirit is teaching
or how they understood the Holy Spirit has taught

You cant blame the Holy Spirit for this,
after all, the Holy Spirit, just like water, whether it be a bowl, a drum, a river, a lake or an ocean, will fill whatever container it is poured in to.
Now people often will seek and hang out with people of similar or same level and like mind, just as water seeks its own level
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Google Home Assistant Refuses To Define Jesus Christ by MuttleyLaff:
MizMyColi:
True that.
Another truth that resonates.
Co-signed.

Aii, your choice.
Of course, a prerogative

MizMyColi:
Lol. Was I fishing now, let's seeeeee...
What if I told you, you did and was

MizMyColi:
Okay, I really wanted to know at the time because I just really wanted to know.
Plus, these stories have a way of gingering the spirit to just do more....and keep doing more.
I doubt these stories have a way of gingering the spirit to just do more....and keep doing more.
If the stories do, then the motive for doing those selfless acts has a funny feeling about it
but wait, hey, what do I know, except than, each to her own

MizMyColi:
Oh, that was Aunty Folake.
Bless her soul.
So you have seen my picture before?? cry cry
And here I was thinking feeling fly on being anonymous cheesy
Yup sister Folake. May her soul RIP

It was pride that changed angels into devils; it is humility that makes (wo)men as angels
- Augustine of Hippo

It is true that, the only angels, we need invoke, are those of our better nature.
An adorable act and admirable display of compassion, they were, when you stirred up the angel in you

Seeing there was logistics problem, there was limited manpower problem, volunteers were thin on the ground etcetera
You literally rolled up your sleeves and then just jumped in, diving right into the thick of things to be a helping hand

MizMyColi:
Hehehhehehe
*Evil grin*
At least I've not wrapped you around my fingers yet cheesy
Breathe, juuust breathe cheesy cheesy cheesy

In addition to the above, I would also add that I feel good being appreciated,
even though too much of it makes me feel uncomfortable. But hey, every now and then, it's called for
Thankfulness does go a long way
but not to point of becoming unforgivably cringeworthy though

MizMyColi:
Oh well, when you find out that you are actually noticed by people who you'd ordinarily think don't know you or follow your antecedent,
then I'm sure you'd be curious to know what it is they know about you.
Soooo, Muttley, curiosity it was.
The feeling good part was secondary actually
It was after reading that piece on that day that I developed a platonic love for you

MizMyColi:
Kikikikikikikikiki
Selfie oooo
Well, now I get you clearly.
Yes indeed, being vain is a human fraility. I did not think of myself as being vain though.
The phrase just came to my head and I sha typed it
.
Let me jokingly write down dictionary for March 22nd

MizMyColi:
But I wasn't being vain nau.
Haahahahaha
Gosh, is that not being vain huh
- © MizMyColi

Well not me, but you, first, brought vain up, as seen in your remark quoted above
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Google Home Assistant Refuses To Define Jesus Christ by MuttleyLaff:
MizMyColi:
Okay. In other words, compassion is a religion, yeah?
Yup, compassion cuts right through Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, New Age etcetera
I doubt you've ever asked about someone's belief or unbelief first before giving your compassion?

MizMyColi:
A true religion at that. Okay.
Well, actually, the word "religion" has changed its meaning from originally being benevolence, thoughtful consideration and generosity for other people in need.

MizMyColi:
I accept the first part of that statement, not the second
I am glad we see it together the same way and enough for you to accept the first part of that statement

MizMyColi:
What does it mean exactly to be polluted by the world.
You earlier remarked:
But when you think of what the world has become today in the name if religion, and I mean this on all fronts,
thennn, it really leaves much to be desired.
sic
- © MizMyColi

Exactly what is said on the tin
and in fact, means, not to become just the part you found off-putting in your above quoted remark

MizMyColi:
Perhaps, we can deal with that, then I know my stand
It simply means, be a part of the solution and NOT part of the pollution
If you are not part of the solution, then you'll be part of the problem

MizMyColi:
But the ego and true self work together when applied correctly, yeah?
I agree
but I still maintain that I rather starve the ego of the enjoyment and instead feed the soul

MizMyColi:
C'mon, what does it hurt to make a sister feel good, eh? grin
I know everybody likes a compliment now and then, possibly why you're fishing for this particular praise compliment

MizMyColi:
Aha, lemme guess the altruistic stuff: part of my converso with mujta, yeah? cheesy
Nah, pfft.
Shame I didnt bookmark it
I guess, it is one of many philanthropies you regularly make
but sha this particular one, was featured on here, with a pic on it, showing you, with one other gentleman I think, of the visit made
The cat is out of the bag. You sure know how to force someone's hand, don't cha

MizMyColi:
Eeewwww, I wouldn't describe as such.
It just shows I'm human, and being human is a beautiful thing,
the ability to want to feel good about self and deeds should not be viewed as a fraility of sorts
I have noticed that I feel extremely good when I do most sorts of giving
I feel good helping, feel good being of help, feel good being helpful

I find those moments more enjoyable than the want to feel good about self and deeds

Being vain, is what is viewed as a fraility of sorts. When all is said and done, it after all, is a weakness
Whilst on vanity subject, another on my unpleasing list are narcissism and selfie obsessions

MizMyColi:
Eh, well, I'm human, so what do I know grin
Exactly, being vain isnt exclusive to you
You dont have a monopoly on being vain
Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze To Stephanie Otobo: "Tell Us The Politicians That Paid You" by MuttleyLaff: 5:05pm On Jan 28, 2018
PastorAIO:
So let me get this straight.
A dangerous politician
pays a woman to lie on Suleman's head.
She collects the money and does the deed.

Then she later recants.
Is she not afraid of the politician that has wasted his money on her?
Does she think that the guy would just let her go after he paid her? He will at least ask for his money back.

She is obviously not afraid of the politician so let her reveal his name.

I would also recommend that Suleman should sue her for libel, not because he wants money, or out of spite,
but because it is the right thing to do as it will dissuade other libelous people in the future.
Fell into wrong hands of some very strong policitians and some pastors sic she said

They lied, they promised her, and not an a but they gave me money is she also what said
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Google Home Assistant Refuses To Define Jesus Christ by MuttleyLaff: 11:45am On Jan 28, 2018
MizMyColi:
tongue
Cool.
So tell me about a religion that you think is true.
Are you consciously and intentionally trying to make this hard work

I have told you about the religion seen as pure and without fault
and if you subsequently admitted that whatever was written about compassion is true
why then are you asking me to tell you about a religion which I think is true

MizMyColi:
Does it have a name?
For the uptheenth time and now sounding like a broken record
Again I will re-ask, are you familiar with the below quote?
Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this:
to look after orphans and widows in their distress
and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world


MizMyColi:
Oh please tell me about those ocassions.
No,
I rather starve the ego (i.e. image you have of yourself or your social mask) of the relish,
but feed the soul (i.e. your spirit/essence/true self)

MizMyColi:
I enjoy reliving stuff like that.
Giving stuff is more enjoyable, than reliving giving moments stuff
It's meant to be secretive
so the most I would say, is, the stuff you did, the entirely altruistic act, was admirable

MizMyColi:
Gosh, is that not being vain huh
No, shows you're human and susceptible to dramas associated with human frailty
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Google Home Assistant Refuses To Define Jesus Christ by MuttleyLaff:
MizMyColi:
Hiaaaan cheesy cheesy

But why does it feel like you are attacking me nau
ha-ah, dont be on guard MizMyColi, you know me better than that nau
I saying things that needs to be said, shouldnt make you feel I am attacking you

MizMyColi:
I was merely repeating what google said o.
I know, that's why I remarked
to forget what Google A.I ever said that religion is complicated
as we can put the blame at the doorstep of whoever wrote Google AI's algorithm

MizMyColi:
Except of course you wish to know my view of the emboldened
I have in the background observed you in the past, walk and demonstrate the emboldened
That what you did on that ocassion(s) is religion, considered to be pure and faultless

Please feel free to share, if you're compelled to, your view on the emboldened

MizMyColi:
You are right about the compassion bit
You're so gracious
If anyone wants to do religion, then compassion, is the religion, on record, deemed pure and faultless

MizMyColi:
But when you think of what the world has become today in the name if religion, and I mean this on all fronts, thennn, it really leaves much to be desired.
Whatever the front,
the truth and fact is, what is fronted as pure and faultless religion in today's world, isnt it

Religion that is pure and faultless, is about not how regular one prays, is not about regular congregated attendance,
Religion that is pure and faultless, is not about wearing hijab or burka
Before what the world has become today, a priest & levite (i.e. "church" worker) had been known to slip up on what pure and faultless religion is

Anything less than practising pure and faultless religion, is not true and so thereby is false religion
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo's Apology To Apostle Suleman By Deji Yesufu by MuttleyLaff:
VBCampaign:
Concerning Stephanie Otobo’s Apology to Apostle Suleiman

by Deji Yesufu

I have been receiving messages on social media informing me that Ms. Stephanie Otobo has confessed to being sponsored by politicians to tarnish the image of “Apostle” Suleiman, and in the process she has apologized to him and sort his forgiveness.

Many reactions have followed this confession. I am just reading Daddy Freeze’s response to it, where he stated that Otobo would need to go further to mention the names of the politicians and pastors that sent her on this mission. He also suggested that the account number and various bank transactions that followed should be published. These were my thoughts initially too but I have since decided to look at the matter from another perspective.

In Ibadan, I am a leading Suleiman antagonist. When the “apostle” came to University of Ibadan last year April, I led a one man protest against him; for which I was arrested and later released. I have since documented my position against the so called apostle of Christ and I shall not be rehearsing those here.

Suffice to say, however, that observers of the religious scene in Nigeria have noticed a sudden wave of confessions and apologies and forgiveness that seem to be following the numerous cases of Pastors’ philandering. Just last week, Kemi Olunloyo was also videoed pleading for David Ibiyeomi to forgive her. I am convinced the whole thing is scripted.

But let me make my point clear on it still...

The issues that I have with Nigerian Pentecostal Pastors is not primarily in regards to what they do but rather what they preach. Their actions are simply products of the false gospel they propagate. So whether or not they are caught in scandals, they are not absolved from the sure damnation that shall come upon them and those who listen to them.

While the gospel of prosperity is damnable heresy, Nigerian Pentecostal preachers have taken the teaching to an extent that will make its American inventors cringe in shame. The worst part of this all is that they are exporting this so called gospel en-masse to foreign countries; and the worst kind of churches you want to attend abroad are “Nigerian Churches”.

Regardless of whether these Pastors are caught in scandals or not, what they preach is already a scandalous gospel and it is doing their listeners and this nation no good. These preachers must be called what they are: false prophets.

By the way, there is massive billboard of David Ibiyeomi just erected close to Awolowo Junction, at the heart of Ibadan. It informs Ibadan resident that “Salvation Ministries” has come to the city; so go to that church to your own souls’ peril.

Do I regret protesting Suleiman?

I do not. I would likely not carry out a protest in such a fashion again
but I am thankful that I did what my heart instructed me to do that day
and I am grateful to God for keeping me through the process of making that statement
.

The fact remains that in April 2017, some weight allegations were being bandied against a man. My protest bordered essentially against those who permitted him to come to minister to young minds. What if he was guilty as alleged? Then he would have polluted the spirit of those young people with his perverse spirit. It is bad enough that he preaches a false gospel; should he also combine it all with a perverse spirit?
I am convinced that in the days to come, the real drama behind all these so called confessions shall be unveiled.
But regardless of what is unveiled: there are pastors in this Pentecostal churches who will do two things,
some of them will never be caught in a scandal; others will be involved in scandals but will cover it all up.
But none of them will escape the judgement of the Most High God.

Source: https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1520614651348073&id=1505609702848568
Always knew you to be a man of conviction, my dear old friend
Regardless of any money passing hands and NDA signed, surely the real drama behind all these so called confessions shall be unveiled
NDA is Non Disclosure Agreement

petra1:
JUST APOLOGISE PERIOD.
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Apologise for what?
Christianity Etc › Re: For Those Who Think Hell Is An Empty Threat From The Bible! by MuttleyLaff: 9:44am On Jan 28, 2018
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Google Home Assistant Refuses To Define Jesus Christ by MuttleyLaff: 9:18am On Jan 28, 2018
MizMyColi:
grin grin grin
But it's google A.I that said the religion is complicated, I'm still learning bit.
Forget what Google A.I ever said that religion is complicated
We can put the blame at the doorstep of whoever wrote Google AI's algorithm

Again I ask, are you familiar with the below quote?
Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this:
to look after orphans and widows in their distress
and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world


Compassion is not complicated, so I guess you meant to say: "I am still learning compassion"
as in, you're learning not to turn a blind eye to what's happening around you especially when you might be in a position to help and/or be of help

If there is a religion seen as pure and faultless,
then anything otherwise must be impure, faulty, and not true

The common thread and single overarching principle of religion is compassion
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Google Home Assistant Refuses To Define Jesus Christ by MuttleyLaff:
MizMyColi:
I popped same questions on my Google A.I and it tells me...

Religion can be quite complicated, I'm still learning.
Are you familiar with the below quote?
Religion that God our Father accepts as pure and faultless is this:
to look after orphans and widows in their distress
and to keep oneself from being polluted by the world


What is complicated in it, whats to still be learning from it?

MizMyColi:
So why the difference in claims?
Google Assistant, was at least honest,

It gave a "Sorry I dont know how to help to that yet" response to the "who is Jesus Christ" question
Gave a "Sorry I am not sure how to help" response to "who is Jesus" question
and when asked again about who is Jesus Christ, gave a "My apologies I dont understand" different response

The powers that be, unlike the ones with Amazon Alexis,
before back-tracking, chose to, first, make Google Assistant ignorant of anything Jesus, Jesus Christ and/or related to them
Christianity Etc › Re: SHOCKING VIDEO: Google Home Assistant Refuses To Define Jesus Christ by MuttleyLaff: 9:06am On Jan 28, 2018
PROPHETmichael:
Google Home Assistant Refuses to Define Jesus Christ, but No Problem with Muhammad, Buddha

Google’s Home A.I. assistant refused to define Jesus Christ in an experiment recorded by television producer David Sams, but happily defined Muhammad and Buddha.
When asked who Jesus Christ is, the Google Home replied, “Sorry, I’m not sure how to help” or “My apologies I don’t understand.”

Sams posted a Facebook video of the test on Wednesday.

“I even asked Google who is David Sams? Google knew who I was, but Google did not know who Jesus was, Google did not know who Jesus Christ was, and Google did not know who God was,” claimed Sams. “It’s kinda scary, it’s almost like Google has taken Jesus and God out of smart audio.”

“I don’t know if there’s some kind of wizard making these decisions
or if it’s some kind of oversight,” he continued. “But whatever it is, they need to address it immediately.”

Despite not being able to tell Sams who Jesus Christ was, it recited biographies of other religious leaders including Muhammad and Buddha.

When Sams asked Amazon’s Alexa A.I. assistant — a competitor to the Google Home, who Jesus Christ was — it promptly recited the Wikipedia page.

Watch the video below.

h ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS7m6nz0DeI

cc: lalasticlala Mynd44
The wizardry behind making the decisions is algorithm
Unlike with Amazon Alexis, the powers that be, with Google Assistant, before back-tracking, chose to first make Google Assistant ignorant of anything Jesus, Jesus Christ and/or related to them
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman Seated In His Church As Stephanie Otobo Confessed (photo) by MuttleyLaff: 8:51pm On Jan 27, 2018
Captioning the photo above
Hmm, darling, that my NDA clause go do the work nau
NDA = Non Disclosure Agreement
Freeze you are on a long thing
Hell will have to first freeze up before you get a whiff of the name of the politician
If that girl should squeal after taking the Benjamins and signing the NDA, na jail whey no get padlock be that for her
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo Confesses: I Was Used And Paid Against Apostle Suleman by MuttleyLaff: 7:14am On Jan 27, 2018
https://gifyu.com/images/JeffBridgesSittingWait.gif
Crocodile tears
Something isnt adding up
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo Confesses, Apologizes To Apostle Suleman: "Politicians Paid Me" by MuttleyLaff:
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Sniffling crocodile tears
Hmm, something isn't adding up
Christianity Etc › Re: In The Beginning There Was An End. by MuttleyLaff: 3:03pm On Jan 26, 2018
PastorAIO:
hey LoJ, I notice that you've been reading some very early posts of mine.
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