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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff: 7:07pm On Oct 17, 2020
The way you contracted you reply up there, could possibly get me banned if I should respond to it or quote the post, so I'll won't respond to it before finishing another post I've already had started before getting involved with you here. I'll be right back soon, lmso.

Mind you, please stop promoting the stereotypes because not all SSA persons have effeminate gestures. I know of two guys from way back in boarding schools days, who had strong effeminate gestures, mannerisms and feminine voices who were straight and nowhere at all, to date, gay.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff: 6:51pm On Oct 17, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
If you think that was too long to read, then my friend yawa dey ooo.

You prefer to deviate a bit abi? So deviating now, do you want to be taken serious that same sex attraction was made for indiscriminate visits to gay bars ni, hmm?

You do know, dont you, that heterosexual monogamous couples indulge in having each other's yansh internally sensated, hmm?
Durentt:
I don't understand this.
I was just saying I wish it was here so I can easily meet other men like myself
Please dont get the harmless and innocent question the wrong way, the question was simply asking if you believe that, same sex attraction was made for indiscriminate visits to gay bars, thats all. Nothing to understand in the question other than just straightaway give your honest, sincere and truthful answer, lmso.

I am sure easily meeting other men like yourself wouldnt be an exclusive visits to gay bar thing. Case in point, I met my missus on a High Street flea market and not in a club, bar or pub, lmso.

Ah, reiterating, you do know, dont you, that some heterosexual monogamous couples indulge in having each other's yansh internally sensated by each other, hmm, lmso?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff: 6:41pm On Oct 17, 2020
LordReed:
Did you see what they posted? Could you summarize?
I wish I did. No I didnt have the luxury to see the trash they defo had typed up. I only got to know they typed because of the notifications, I received where and when they mentioned me. By the time I got whiff to race down to read their posts, they were already hidden from view. Obviously good riddance to their collective bad rubbish
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff: 6:38pm On Oct 17, 2020
Durentt:
too long.

Let's deviate a bit

I wish there was a gay bar in this abuja like really.

Honestly you're not gay (according to what you say, because people say different things and do another since inception) so you wouldn't know that A YANSH THAT HAS BEEN FÙCKED CANNOT BE UNFÙCKED.
If you think that was too long to read, then my friend yawa dey ooo.

You prefer to deviate a bit abi? So deviating now, do you want to be taken serious that same sex attraction was made for indiscriminate visits to gay bars ni, hmm?

You do know, dont you, that heterosexual monogamous couples indulge in having each other's yansh internally sensated, hmm?
Christianity Etc › Re: Theory Of The 'sons Of God' by MuttleyLaff: 6:29pm On Oct 17, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:
grin Mr. exegete, with respect eh, the correct procedure is for you to prove your assertion which I challenge and not for me to prove the basis of my rebuttal.

Let me give you free Law!

"He who asserts must Prove!"
You know the drill. You're not my "customer mi, daada ni" for nothing. I have nothing to prove or have need to forcibly do anything. Watch my lips, for every crooked stick you put on the ground, I'll equally lay a straight stick along side it on the floor. That is all thats necessary for me to do. You can go for kicking at my foot, instead at the ball, call me Mr Exegete until the cows return home and your face turns blue for all you like.

Look at you getting frightened at the prospect of being subjected to a systematic peer review of why you erroneously say and communicate that it wasn't humans/Job that was among them, the sons of God in Job 1:6 who came to present themselves before God, and Satan also came with them. Why hmm, is something that ought to be easy, simple, fun, piece of cake for you to do, be making you get uncomfortable and apprehensive, if you stick your head out and show your hands, lmso, erhn?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff: 6:13pm On Oct 17, 2020
petra1:
Thats not what I said. Demons are responsible for every perversion such as homosexuality,
Bestiality (sex with animals)
Pedophile (sex with children)
Necrophilia (sex with dead bodies)
Are demons too responsible for when you tell your little white lies. Or you want to deny you dont tell little white lies, hmm?

What particularly is the perversion, in two consenting adults having a meaningful monogamous, faithful, loyal, trusting, caring for each other until death do part relationship, that harms nobody, harms no children, harms no animals nor abuses dead bodies, huh?

LordReed:
The corollary is homosexual animals were made so by demons, if not what is the origin of homosexual animals?
Most of them havent heard of genome and epigenetics (i.e. the hardware and software make up of human beings)

Petrall:
Evrry perversion is satanic.
Can you curse what and whom God has not cursed. Can you make perverted what God has not said is perverted, hmm?

Petrall:
But Im not aware there is any such with animals
Thank God that we dont stop learning nor stop being aware until we are six feet under. Now, is the time for you to become aware of such, and its not just with land animals, both is also common with sea creatures and even plants too.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff:
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Even the bot sees no sense in your posts elated177 aka TheElated177 and petra1, hence why whatever bigoted nonsense you both typed up there got automatically hidden and you're both enjoying a deserved posting ban to cool off your homophobic brains and hopefully have it reset to Manufaturer's factory default correct settings, lmso
Christianity Etc › Re: Theory Of The 'sons Of God' by MuttleyLaff: 5:48pm On Oct 17, 2020
Dtruthspeaker:
Humans/Job was among them? The Bible wey you dey read dey pull go one side. e need alignment and wheel balancing grin
What crooked stick(s) have you got in your hand(s) to lay on the ground, that erroneously says or communicates that it wasn't humans/Job that was among them, the sons of God in Job 1:6 who came to present themselves before God, and Satan also came with them, hmm?

When we are done with doing an exegete and hermeneutics of Job 1:6 and not your eisegesis on top of bad theology, then we'll find out who really needs alignment and wheel balancing because they couldn't bother brushing up with their Bible, hence giving room to truth decay
Christianity Etc › Re: After Jesus’ Resurrection, Was His Body Flesh Or Spirit? by MuttleyLaff: 3:22pm On Oct 17, 2020
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Wild noisy complete pandemonium
Christianity Etc › Re: Theory Of The 'sons Of God' by MuttleyLaff: 3:16pm On Oct 17, 2020
kppo:
Job 1:6 KJV Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them.
#JEHOVAH

1. Jesus Christ the Messiah [with a message]
#ArchAngelGabriel?
#Luke1:26-32
#Leonardo?

2. The Antichrist
#ArchAngelLucifer?
#2Thessalonians2:4
#Donatello?

3. The Conquering "KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS"
#ArchAngelMichael?
#Revelation19:11-16
#Michaelangello?

4. "Alpha and Omega"
#ArchAngelRapha*L
#Revelation1:8
#Revelation21:6
#Revelation22:1-2
#Raphael?
The sons of God in Job 1:6, that came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them, were human beings, just as Job was (i.e. greatest of the whole and all sons from the east, long ago or formerly - Job 1:3) Period.
Christianity Etc › Re: After Jesus’ Resurrection, Was His Body Flesh Or Spirit? by MuttleyLaff: 1:47pm On Oct 17, 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff: 1:44pm On Oct 17, 2020
Durentt:
Durentt, this question has been answered countless times. Why do you still vacillate between the detestable nature of homosexuality and demonic acceptance of homosexuality? You need to make up your mind and choose one. However, you must try as much as you can to listen to and hold on to that inner voice still telling you to walk away from the detestable and abominable nature of homosexuality. That voice is the natural human conscience and anyone who silences it is lost.
Thank you very much for taking the trouble of bringing to my attention this nothing short of a limited and undeveloped knowledge promoting distortion and making homophobic remarks. Smh

Now Durrent, discoveries often would have been made from the answers elated177 would have given, had it been that you had asked him pertinent easy, simple, innocent, harmless, point blank, straightforward questions, like for example:
1/ What specifically is it thats detestable about the nature of homosexuality?
2/ What precisely is demonic in accepting homosexuality? For every point he gives, I am willing to provide an equal and stronger heavenly acceptance reason for homosexuality, lmso
3/ Ask elated177 to list six or seven things, God hates, finds detestable and abominable, as banded together in a verse or two verses from the Bible. Esau or divorce, obviously are off limits, lmso
4/ Ask him to explain in lay man terms what natural law is and give three to four examples of the natural laws.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff: 1:08pm On Oct 17, 2020
HuntSon:
Yeah whenever you win them with facts, they'll wanna resort to threatening violence and throwing insults! They want you to hear their opinion but never yours!
Let's get this as well straight please. No one is winning anyone with any facts here. No one is putting out opinions here. Why?. It is because opinions change in the face of fact(s), while fact remains a fact. Fact is reality

You see, you can't have a picnic without ants crawling about in, so when and/or where you have homophobes like elated177, behaving like flies at the sight of honey, come to lay down their crooked sticks on the ground, then, all that needs to be done, is for you or all concerned interlocutors to lay a straight stick(s) down just beside the crooked stick(s), and thats the work well done and all the work, that needs to be done, lmso. Preach and say the truth, and error will stand humbled, embarrassed and shamed, lmso

I re-ask Durentt, what advice particularly did elated177 give you?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff: 12:56pm On Oct 17, 2020
Durentt:
me reading elated177 and his advice for me to reflect, I be thinking.....
What advice particularly did elated177 give you?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff: 12:52pm On Oct 17, 2020
HuntSon:
Although heteros are more promiscuous i'd be a hypocrite if i condemn hetrosexual sexual promiscuity and excuse homosexual ones. I totally agree with you
You see, its a win win, in any relationship whether heterosexual or same sex attraction relationship, if there is trust, love, faithfulness, fidelity, loyalty, goodness, mindfulness of the other's feeling et cetera. No one in their right mind will condemn such relationship, lmso

HuntSon:
He gives off internalized homophobia vibes! They're harder to deal with than hetero homphobes!
HuntSon, he will to justify his inadequacies in correctly and fully understanding bible verses contextually, to justify his bigotry, ignorant, narrow minded homophobic tendencies and illiterate scripture understanding. You need to up your game, so you won't let him again off the hook easily because he goes about thinking to further go bully some other fella/gal, with his poison and toxic below par scripture understanding.

Ask elated177 and his cohorts, pertinent easy, simple, innocent, harmless, point blank, straightforward questions and watch them squirm, rack up a sweat, crumble, do a runner, avoiding giving answers to the question(s) asked them and even without shame, do an AWOL, lmso
cc: Durentt
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff:
HuntSon and equally Durentt too, lmso. Let's get this straight that, having a same sex attraction relationship is not a licence to indulge in sexual promiscuity. I hope you too both agree on this, lmso

HuntSon , you see what I mean when you dont take these biblical undereducated shallow ordinary minds skimming the surface of scripture to justify their bigotry, narrow minded homophobes, to task, hmm? Why not ASK elated177, to list all the natural laws he knows about, then we can table them with what else he has missed out for a comprehensive review, lmso
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff: 11:34am On Oct 17, 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff:
Durentt:
to not act on their natural same sex desires.

Why??

or is it the devil that creates homosexual people?

religion is one of the principal reasons people hate homosexuals today.
petra1:
God didn't create himosexuaks . Demons made them homosexual. will you say God made pedophiles predators on children too? And bestiality
"1And as He passed, He saw a man blind from his mother's womb.
2And His disciples asked him and they were saying, "Our Master, who is it that has sinned, this one or his parents, that he would be born blind?"
3Yeshua said to them, "He had not sinned nor his parents, but that the works of God may appear in him.
(i.e. Jesus answered, “Neither this man nor his parents sinned, but this happened so that the works of God would be displayed in him)

- John 9:1-3

God created all people. Period. The works of God are not displayed in pedophiles or predators on children. The works of God, are not displayed in bestiality, but the works of God, however, are displayed in the lives and relationship of two consenting adult same sex attraction couple living together, where there is Proverbs 3:3 steadfast love and faithfulness/loyalty and Galatians 5:22-23's expression of love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, humility, endurance, gentleness and self-control.

God in His infinite wisdom, allowed same sex attraction, permeate in nature even to human beings, lmso. Promiscuity, infidelity and sex idolatry rituals is what and all God frowns up at
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Would God Create Homosexuals And Direct Them To...... by MuttleyLaff: 8:55am On Oct 17, 2020
MuttleyLaff:
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Interesting how times have changed, erhn. Things are very different now than they used to be. The situation of being lefthanded, is different now, from the way it was seen as, in the past.

Some lefthanded people born that way being lefthanded, changed from no longer being lefthanded to becoming righthanded. It is obvious the reason why they changed, like societal pressure or religious pressure reasons.

When posters ask what is the reason or purpose for being gay, though there are a few reasons, this still is like asking for what purpose is there for being lefthanded. The simplest response is, it just happens. Shiit, like that just happens. On the surface we dont know why, we really dont, without looking under the bonnet, know why.

Having genuine homosexual behaviour, as in my preceded, stated clearly and in detail, in context, with respect to the circumstances I've stated, is no more abnormal than being lefthanded is. Same sex attraction is not evil, it is not doing anybody harm. Anyone, as homosexuals/lesbians, arent necessarily harming others with it, so far homosexuality is done the right way, so far the homosexuality act is not abused or misused.

Being gay is like being left handed. Just as some people are left handed, so, some people aren't. Nobody really looking at it from the surface knows why, except for, it's because we live in an imperfect world. It is not a matter of right or wrong here. It is a matter of thats just the way things are, and so it is that, there is nothing abnormal in two easy going, ordinary consenting adults, minding their own businesses enjoying a life long caring, faithful, committed, truthful, honest, loving each other lasting that's life-long and loyal same-sex relationship, that has no detriment to another person, no betrayal of another person, or no cheating on another person, and not harmful to an object or neighbour

Two consenting adults that are not being promiscuous, is a good thing. It is further a good thing, if they are two consenting adults, that are at peace with each other, with God and in truth, because their intentions are good and their hearts are pure.

LGBTQ, doesn't mean "Lets Go Beat The Queers", doesnt mean "Let's Go Bully The Queers", doesnt mean "Let God Burn the Queers" or "Let God Burn Them Quickly" nor either does LQBT mean "Let God Burn Them"

LGBT, acronymously typifies, Let God Be Truth and and every other man a liar, because Life Gets Better Together (LGBT), the moment we realise and recognise that every human being, regardless of sexual orientation leanings, deserves a safe and supportive environment to live in and without feeling fear of being put to death, without restraint or obligation, without being bullied, being shamed, discriminated against etcetera
cc EmperorHarry



HuntSon:
Stop trying to squeeze in things so you can take away CONSENT
I'm done here. You didn't raise enough points to warrant a response... bye
Thats exactly what a bully wants you to do, wants you to be done here, roll over and give up, without so much of a fight, lmso, especially when he/she has you facing the barrel end of gun, knowing that you don't know your rights well enough, knowing that he/she can hoodwink you with proof-texted bible verses, bamboozle you with shallow comprehension of bible verses, since he/she knows you dont know the bible well, properly, correctly and deeply enough, lmso
Christianity Etc › Re: After Jesus’ Resurrection, Was His Body Flesh Or Spirit? by MuttleyLaff: 8:36am On Oct 17, 2020
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ADHD green snake in green grass
Christianity Etc › Re: After Jesus’ Resurrection, Was His Body Flesh Or Spirit? by MuttleyLaff:
MaxInDHouse:
[s]Dear Evangelist Johnw47!
How i wish you and your brother in Christ Evangelist MuttleyLaff resolve the issue causing arguements, abuses, insults and curses between the two of you in the mighty name of Jesus Christ whom both of you claims to be your PERSONAL Lord and Saviour before coming after Maximus.
Because even though i may sound mad to you i and my own brothers in JW are inseparably worshiping our own God with LOVE {John 13:34-35} JOY {Luke 10:17} and PEACE! John 14:27
So try to reconcile with your brother first nah before coming to correct Jehovah's Witnesses! smiley[/s]
"I am afraid, however, that just as Eve was deceived by the serpent’s cunning,
your minds may be led astray from your simple and pure devotion to Christ.
"
- 2 Corinthians 11:3

Snake is still a snake, no matter how many maximum or not maximum times, a snake sheds its skin, it will always be a snake.

Not all snakes are legless, some have two legs, have an upright posture and appear in human form, hiding under human skins, so look where you step, for snakes among sweet flowers creep, because as you search for green pasture, remember its best habitat for such green snakes as these, lmso.
Christianity Etc › Re: Enoch Walked With God And He Died by MuttleyLaff:
johnw47:
johnw47 you lie yet again like your daddy
johnw47:
cowardly johnw47
all that tough talk, then you run away, lmso

you got no endurance
just as well u fake christian because u couldn't run the race
Fixed.


MuttleyLaff:
I feel no shame nor frustration in keep saying that, I cant ever, get tired of typing, that, there'd be less christians, even lesser christian pastors, if only more christians, properly and correctly read their bibles.
Goats are fond of play, so I am not anyway surprised at the clowning act the goat antics of johnw47

The life of a man is like a flower, blooming so gaily in a field, but then, along comes a goat, eats it, and the flower is gone! Smh sighing
Stubborn he-goat that cant properly and correctly read the bible. The only race you're running in, is the one, ending up at hell, then the terminus, lake of fire, lmso
Christianity Etc › Re: Enoch Walked With God And He Died by MuttleyLaff: 5:15am On Oct 17, 2020
johnw47:
oh duh johnw47 hanging around here to show true colors ... doing a good of that ... smiley
You may now go to hell, no point in hanging around. Your foul stench is overpowering
Christianity Etc › Re: Enoch Walked With God And He Died by MuttleyLaff: 5:08am On Oct 17, 2020
johnw47:
so you have similarly said, but no action, all wind smiley
see i told you, you are liar
you clearly angry as hell smiley
When you were pointed the way to go to hell, it meant don't take left, don't take right but just go to hell. What the hell, are you still hanging about here for?
Christianity Etc › Re: Enoch Walked With God And He Died by MuttleyLaff: 4:37am On Oct 17, 2020
johnw47:
poor non clever and dishonest as your father the devil, johnw47

Rev_20:15 And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.
[img]https://s8/images/davidoMutt.gif[/img]
Continue, you hear, as I soon would have you for breakfast, and use your scrawny splintered bones for toothpicks

I use nail to push out nail. I also, would use a wedge to knock and force out a wedge. You will hardly find me attack the messenger, I dont kick at the foot. I kick the ball, but I sometimes, I do give as good a kick back, as I get, when its my foot, you're kicking instead of the ball.

If you come on at me, with a nail, please expect that I will, with, the utmost full force, energy, activity and intention I possibly can muster, come after you, nail for nail, and even with a hammer bonus for added better and max effect, lmso

johnw47:
try saying the truth crazy
you are not laughing your socks off
you have been tormented and bitter since the beginning smiley
You're as blind as a bat. You wouldnt recognise truth even if/when it perches on your nose bridge. My moniker ID is proof I am lmso. You've given me so much entertainment that its encouraged me to stand up to your ugly smelly bully devious dark rank and nasty soul self. I am enjoying every moment of this, lmso
Christianity Etc › Re: Enoch Walked With God And He Died by MuttleyLaff: 4:21am On Oct 17, 2020
johnw47:
Joh 8:44 
You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, he speaks from his own nature, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
johnw47:
poor non clever johnw47 reduced to

Rev_20:15 
And if anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.
You think people aren't that clever enough, to know that, even the devil cites scripture for his purpose. You take after your father, Beelzebub, you're a chip off the old block, lmso
Christianity Etc › Re: Enoch Walked With God And He Died by MuttleyLaff: 4:15am On Oct 17, 2020
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poor non clever johnw47
reduced to ... scaredy cat, general satanic cowardice, lmso.
Christianity Etc › Re: Enoch Walked With God And He Died by MuttleyLaff: 4:08am On Oct 17, 2020
johnw47:
wow ... cowardly johnw47
Fixed
Christianity Etc › Re: Enoch Walked With God And He Died by MuttleyLaff: 3:50am On Oct 17, 2020
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poor non clever johnw47 reduced to ... scardy cat, general satanic cowardice
Christianity Etc › Re: Enoch Walked With God And He Died by MuttleyLaff: 3:47am On Oct 17, 2020
johnw47:
poor non clever johnw47 reduced to ... general satanic cowardice

Rev 21:8 
But for the cowardly and unbelieving and abominable and murderers and immoral persons and sorcerers and idolaters and all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death.
Fixed
Christianity Etc › Re: Enoch Walked With God And He Died by MuttleyLaff: 3:41am On Oct 17, 2020
johnw47:
poor non clever johnw47 reduced to ... general satanic cowardice
Fixed.

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