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cold:Mr Cold, I dont have to "reinvent the wheel" as I am sure you read GJames' response to your post What you posted were all about prophecy, desecration of pagan shrines, judgements for capital offences, judgements for doing things that leads to death penalties etc God nowhere in what you posted, asked for a human burning offering or human sacrifice. The human sacrifice that God wants, is us to do die to self. |
italo:The sarcasms in this post of yours doesn't change the truths brother. |
italo:Jesus at one time allowed the apostles to carry out water baptisms, He however, personally never water baptised anyone italo:He did, like for example, in Mark 16:14-16 but you do know what John the Baptist relating to all this, said in Matthew 3:11, Luke 3:16 and Mark 1:8 respectively italo:He left whatever labour of love work there is, for all of us |
GJames:That's why I quoted it for posterity to see |
johnydon22:Thats your exit strategy I warned you to stick to the thread but as you change the rules as you go along or as it suits you, this is no surprise Go lick your woundjuries and bruised ego, just dont let me hear "fer" from you whilst you're doing that I've put your peppered cat-o'-nine-tails "atori" whip in the attic ![]() |
cold:The above is DOA and non sequitur. Why and how you had the effrontery to paste the above here is a baffling mystery that only you know To start with, the thread is about Jephthah allegedly killing his daughter, as a sacrifice to God, by means of human burnt offering and I am yet to read from all yours above where "God personally requested for burnt offerings as a sacrifice unto himself" Not even an iota of God REQUESTING for human burnt offering, like you claimed and boasted of having ample evidences or verses of Him asking for it. |
johnydon22:SMH, when you are done bamboozling yourself and ready to move on just let me know Please can you stop spreading your ignorance, because just like with this Jephthah matter, you know jack-nothing about English If you dont know and werent taught "gender-specific pronouns" how can you possibly understand and correctly use a "third person singular pronouns" He doesnt even understand the contents in the web link he posted. SMH There are lessons galore, more coming your way, you have meet your Waterloo and you'll surely get your comeuppance in the end |
johnydon22:Dude seriously, you've just hit the nail, right there, on its head Of course, that's what the Bible says, that's what I am saying, that's what everyone says and sees except you buddy :-) johnydon22:Listen, English, grammar and punctuation classes haven't started yet. You better go grab your O'levels English textbooks, as I am very sure, soon as events unravel and roll on, you'll be needing them. johnydon22:Jephthah knows that God does not and would not accept a human burnt offering or sacrifice. Jephthah even if he tried, would NEVER be able to offer a human burnt offering to God, daughter or no daughter For the fact that he said whatsoever without qualifying it with and/or whomsoever is instructive enough Maybe I should start referring you as "IT" from now going forward johnydon22:I overlooked your subtle vituperate. Just rein in your emotions and next time stick to the topic or post and not the person johnydon22:Dont be silly going on about "someone who passed english to not know". The English classes for you has just prematurely started. I am sorry for who paid your English classes. Money wasted, money down the drain. A pronoun is a word that takes the place of a noun ((I, me, he, she, herself, you, it, that, they, each, few, many, who, whoever, whose, someone, everybody, etc) Watch the nouns and pronouns in the following sentence Tarzan saw Jane, and he waved at her Were you not taught gender-specific pronouns at all? johnydon22:Who is your boy, prat. My friend, you are front runner in my 2015 Prat of The Year Award You need your mouth washed out and those slimy fingers you're typing with wiped clean before posting You should only ever be allowed to post here when it is safe for you to do so and write within your limited capability, knowledge and micro size gumption |
johnydon22:No, if you dont forget the "AND" it's not basically one promise johnydon22:Am so pleased that you took a bit to my warning I am happy you spotted "it" and even went to the length and trouble of printing it in uppercases and bold. Welldone! I guess I have less to worry about, as I now have, minute details short one, to post about. johnydon22:Any body christian or muslim reading this am sure can tell us that "it" refers to an object like an animal and that persons are usually referred to by "he", "she", "him", "her", "them" etc |
Tjayjosh: johnydon22:Time-out's over but going forward, please PEEL your eyes wide open and slowly but carefully read whatever I post now and afterwards This is honouring johnydon22's "show us the verses where he made the two vow..." request . Judges 11:31 Then it shall be, that whatsoever comes forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD'S, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering. |
italo:Got a bit of your attention there, have I? italo:No, I am not saying such, I had never said such nor anything close or like that. Why would Jesus correct when He hasnt died and resurrected yet, when He isnt yet in glory? Why are you expecting that? italo:Nope, I dont but I know about the baptism with the Holy Spirit and with fire in Luke 3:16 Luke 3:15-16 15Everyone was expecting the Messiah to come soon, and they were eager to know whether John might be the Messiah. 16John answered their questions by saying, “I baptize you with water; but someone is coming soon who is greater than I am —so much greater that I’m not even worthy to be his slave and untie the straps of his sandals. He will baptize you with the Holy Spirit and with fire italo:Whatever is written in the Bible is not wrong. I cant vouch same for the translations though. An example, is your favourite "Matthew 28:19" where insertions or additions to the original text were made, to end up with what we presently have as "Matthew 28:19" italo:Seems you forgot to add or put "initially" in between "they were" and "instructed to "water baptise"" They were initially instructed to baptise with water just as John the Baptist was doing in John 3:22 22Then Jesus and his disciples left Jerusalem and went into the Judean countryside. Jesus spent some time with them there, baptizing people 23At this time John the Baptist was baptizing at Aenon, near Salim, because there was plenty of water there; and people kept coming to him for baptism. 24(This was before John was thrown into prison.) 25A debate broke out between John’s disciples and a certain Jew over ceremonial cleansing. 26So John’s disciples came to him and said, “Rabbi, the man you met on the other side of the Jordan River, the one you identified as the Messiah, is also baptizing people. And everybody is going to him instead of coming to us.” 27John replied, “No one can receive anything unless God gives it from heaven. 28You yourselves know how plainly I told you, ‘I am not the Messiah. I am only here to prepare the way for him.’ 29It is the bridegroom who marries the bride, and the best man is simply glad to stand with him and hear his vows. Therefore, I am filled with joy at his success. 30He must become greater and greater, and I must become less and less. 31“He has come from above and is greater than anyone else. We are of the earth, and we speak of earthly things, but he has come from heaven and is greater than anyone else John 4:1 1Jesus knew the Pharisees had heard that he was baptizing and making more disciples than John 2(though Jesus himself didn’t baptize them—his disciples did). |
italo:My guy, instead of dishing up mouthfuls that can make some gag with a throw up closely behind, sometimes it's safe and better this way, handing out bits & bite snacks to nibble on italo:It is difficult to break an old habit, that is why They learned it from Jesus before He died and resurrected italo:The person who is truly sincere about knowing the truth finds it, the other finds and sees excuses. italo:Yes, toned down to suit your palate. I dont want to over-tantalize your taste buds |
OLAADEGBU:I do take the occasional pint or two now and then OLAADEGBU:In your original post KILL in your original post is nowhere found in 2 Kings 2:23-24 OLAADEGBU:I am only but only the Ephesians 5:18 type OLAADEGBU:I think I am beginning to understand how or why you open up threads Maybe if you had done your KILL like this "kill", others will know what you are on to |
johnydon22:Watch your tongue and take some lessons on how to construct your posts with manners, you cheeky young upstart johnydon22:Good that you're beginning to know your place and worth but I'll let you squirm a bit more before I do |
italo:Ouch! No!! Tell me you didnt go for Matt 28:19 I knew you'll rise to that bait and go for Matt 28:19 but prayed and hope you would have the sense not to italo:I didnt think he was commanded to either but was wondering why Jesus didnt command him to "invocation of the Holy Trinity". He did afterall commanded John to get on with it when John was hesistating water baptising Jesus italo:I did see it italo, I stand to be corrected your sprinkling format is how RCC does theirs but most churches, if not all, like in pentecostals, practice water immersion and particularly triune water baptism italo:It is always the word or spirit baptism italo, without the word or spirit of God no one can enter the Kingdom This whole thing, is like already winning a 100m dash race and later waiting or later given a medal for a race already or previously won It's just an outward exercise, no one can take the fact and truth away that one won the race The medal, whether gold, sliver or bronze is just an outward symbol or appearance that shows as evidence for something earlier won It's all wash, a ceremony, a ritual, a rite, an award podium ceremony. |
johnydon22:Wouldnt you like to know johnydon22:Just shows you're an amateur It's only one verse, who needs other verses from other bible books when only one verse will do. You look uncomfortable and squirmed in front of your screen reading that ![]() |
johnydon22:Yes |
italo:You're ahead of me in that area, you do a better work with meaningless banter than me italo:That and more italo italo:Ah-ha! There you are. Yes! Very true, Peter brought it up first. Peter used his discretion to offer it to them without them instigate first. italo:He got his get this teaching same place from where he initially refused to eat with a Gentile italo:Baba Ijebu, you really want to get your money's worth. Try John the Baptist and Jesus before resurrection for starters I know the Apostles were initially instructed to water baptise, but not necessarily "baptise with water" after Jesus resurrected italo. You'll be amazed to know that one gets baptised with other things apart from literal water |
emrain:Two vows were made by Jephthah None of them were Human suya or seminary school but if being lenient, maybe in a kind of non-technical way, "seminary school" was one of the two vows. |
johnydon22:You make up rules, as you go along or when it suits you You did earlier tried to bring "The Sacrifice of Jesus" as another example of human sacrifice and mockingly as on a more celebrated scale johnydon22:The verses do not show Jephthah sacrificed or had any intention of sacrificing his daughter but you in a warped state of mind do johnydon22:The bible never said if He accepted it or not in the story because God has emphatically said He is not remotely interested in human burnt offering Deuteronomy 18:9-10 9“When you enter the land the Lord your God is giving you, be very careful not to imitate the detestable customs of the nations living there. 10For example, never sacrifice your son or daughter as a burnt offering And do not let your people practice fortune-telling, or use sorcery, or interpret omens, or engage in witchcraft, johnydon22:False |
italo:I honestly do feel like giving you a bear hug italo. I just love your forthright honesty and admire your unashamed naivety Where is or which verse did you find this Trinitarian formula from? and are you sure of the authenticity of this verse compared with the original text? Did John the Baptist perform this your " invocation of the Holy Trinity" version for Jesus too? italo:Now, here is me answering any questions you have for me ...including and starting with the bold. On the day of pentecost that 3000 were baptised, where, which place and how was this done? This was for my benefit, as I am trying to gauge or find out: #1. how much you know about Jerusalem, its topograph, especially in relation to water(s) #2. what yours and the accepted general view is on the format used and how the water baptism was done or carried out Considering the time of day, how long did it take to baptise each of those 3000? This is the thing italo, baptism is not an exclusive word for water baptism. There is baptism of Fire, people get immersed in their studies or book, people get immersed in hobbies etc OK, I know most churches, if not all, practise triune baptism but you earlier suggested just "the invocation of the Holy Trinity" as carried out by the Apostles doing baptism with water, either as water sprinkling, water pouring or immersion in water. italo please note, that Acts 2:41 verse is silent on "water baptism", as it only said they were "baptised" Acts 2:41 Those who believed what Peter said were baptized and added to the church that day--about 3,000 in all. Say for discussion sake, that immersion in water was used, wow this will be an all day affair, possibly spilling to the next day, dont you think "Considering the time of day, how long did it take to baptise each of those 3000?" was a "SMOKE OUT" question. Used to force someone out of a place, in order to reveal something |
italo:SMH at your "Was Peter also a babe in Christ?" Must have been some italo cross reading or reading comprehension thing going on there italo just answer those questions or just let the matter rest, as you dont really want to bring the Eunuch into this or ask for the reason why this Eunuch was so bent and insisting of performing this external ritual or rite because if you do, I might breathe down heavily on you and drag you, screaming down heavier truth paths, you dont necessarily want to tread, about the Eunuch, or at least not for now, heavier truths about the Eunuch you dont want to hear or know. |
italo:You, Syncan et al, keep making references to the Apostles and about their water baptisms and I have, asked all several questions that stay unanswered, so I'll repeat a few here again, thereby giving you, Syncan et al another opportunity to address them: How were all those baptisms carried? Were they full baptism as in full immersion in physical water or not? How were each or individual physical water baptisms carried out by the Apostles done? On the day of pentecost that 3000 were baptised, where, which place and how was this done? Considering the time of day, how long did it take to baptise each of those 3000? Final question, in this current dispensation, what is the present format or mode of carrying out and doing water baptism? What form of physical water baptism do you subscribe to? |
italo:https://i57.tinypic.com/34sp9j4.gif Look at you asking "where did Philip get the teaching that he had to baptize the Eunuch with water, if not John 3:5" Of course it was from John 3:5 and other places but recognise the Eunuch, at that point in time, was a babe in Christ, you surely dont expect Philip to force feed this new and enthusiastic convert with: "Erm, you know Mr Eunuch, it's not phyical and literal water, but the water actually is the baptism or immersion with the word of God" Philip went along at the level the Eunuch was and obliged the Eunuch's request for the physical rite |
OLAADEGBU:I feel like giving you a bear hug My position has always being that, since "God is a Spirit", He seeks worshippers "in Spirit and in Truth", and where the heart is given to God in such way, any sort of external rites or Pharisaic superstition, whether physical circumcision, physical water baptism etc can never be important Though some of these things make up the costumes of an ancient dispensation and present church, it shouldnt really bother a glorious person living in an enlightened and spiritual Christian dispensation |
italo:Thank you! That will do me italo:Hmm, here we go again italo:OK, I'll have a bit of, another go, at this, because Philip, a Jew, was proselytising a Gentile, the Eunuch. italo:Countless places, case in point is that John 7:38, you admitted up there, to not necessarily being physical water |
OLAADEGBU:Let that rest. You cant teach granma how to suck eggs OLAADEGBU:At the expense of accuracy, it is an irresponsible and incorrigible behavior to insert texts or words (e.g. KILL) not found in 2 Kings 2:23-24 for sensationalism sake. Why did God kill 42 lads merely for saying Elisha was bald? "Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!" When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number" (2 Kings 2:23-24) Why would God allow two bears to kill 42 young lads simply for saying Elisha was bald? |
Syncan:I dont have any gripes where water is physical water I have continually made known my concern is only and only is about verses like John 3:5 and John 7:38 where water there is not literal or physical water Just for the record, are you saying John 3:5 and John 7:38 is physical and literal water? Syncan:So? Have you got a problem with what I wrote? Did something or all parts of it rattled your theology? If any, what worried you in what I wrote? What would you have the apostles say or do here: https://www.nairaland.com/2383797/saved-faith-water-baptism/3#34882532 Syncan:Syncan we are grown ups. I have very crucial and deciding questions posed to you go unanswered I asked if you're familiar with John 7:37-39 (i.e. particularly the instructive & revealing bit in verse 39) & also left you two translations, still nada and here you are asking "do you mind telling me when or what year/era water baptism became obsolete" |
johnydon22:You can laugh as hard as you like. I've asked you "Do you know why he tore his clothes" but unsurprisedly no reply from you You miscontrue truths about you for ad hominems Instead of dangling about on a "The Sacrifice of Jesus", if you can just stick and focus on the Jephthah subject that bothers you, we might have a chance of sorting out all your oblivious about it Throw all your shots, but just make sure dont go up the creek with me without a paddle |
johnydon22:Do you know why he tore his clothes johnydon22:Steady on johnydon22. Dont go up a creek without a paddle johnydon22:What is very clear and a straight story is your absolute gobsmacking ignorance johnydon22:What the bible wrote is very clear, how you're going about maligning it, is the story of your life johnydon22:Oh, have we switched from human burning offering to human sacrifice now. If God wants to lay down His life Himself, who has a problem with that? That's all you have "The Sacrifice of Jesus". Take that away from you, watch your case collapse, as you're spiritually myopic to discern that the bible is litterred with human sacrifices |
johnydon22:Capital N O. Jephthah DID NOT use his daughter as a burnt offering Human burnt offering is an anathema to God Jephthah knows this and so never was he planning or had any intention of offering God a human burnt offering Besides burnt offering always had to do with animals, never had anything to do with human Jeremiah 7:31 They have built the high places of Topheth in the Valley of Ben Hinnom to burn their sons and daughters in the fire --something I did not command, nor did it enter my mind. johnydon22:You are right to be sure the bible didn't mention if god accepted the sacrifice This is because it is a nonstory as no human burnt offering was made By the way this is a JJC johnydon22-just-come late participation as this Jephthah controversy has been flogged enough times and long time laid to rest on nairaland Quite a few have been amused watching johnydon22 unchallengedly waving the Jephthah flag all these few past months Wonder why some are still tearing hairs out and getting hard-ons over it |
Syncan:Syncan steady on! What have I to gain with lying, be insincere or dishonest? Let's do this the bite-size way What is another word for baptise and baptism? Are baptise and baptism exclusively used in relation to water and for water only? Can one be baptised with anything else than water? Can one have a baptism of anything else than water? What kind of water is Jesus referring to in John 7:38? Syncan are you familiar with John 7:37-39 (i.e. particularly the instructive and revealing bit in verse 39) I have reproduced two translations below of John 7:37-39, for you Jesus Promises Living Water 37On the last day, the climax of the festival, Jesus stood and shouted to the crowds, “Anyone who is thirsty may come to me! 38Anyone who believes in me may come and drink! For the Scriptures declare, ‘Rivers of living water will flow from his heart.’” 39(When he said “living water,” he was speaking of the Spirit, who would be given to everyone believing in him. But the Spirit had not yet been given, because Jesus had not yet entered into his glory.) Living Water 37Now on the last day, the great day of the feast, Jesus stood and cried out, saying, "If anyone is thirsty, let him come to Me and drink. 38"He who believes in Me, as the Scripture said, 'From his innermost being will flow rivers of living water.'" 39But this He spoke of the Spirit, whom those who believed in Him were to receive; for the Spirit was not yet given, because Jesus was not yet glorified. |
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