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Health › Re: Why Doctors Go On Strike by MUZBO(m): 9:17pm On Sep 14, 2009
Anabel:
welll, like i said wen i was making my future rules, i can never, i will never marry a doctor. but although my elder  bro is 1 and we quarel as if we are cursed but we just dont match eachother. thank God i have never fallen that sick to need a doctor's assistance. they are just so heartless. What the need for saving a life when you don't care about one being lost.
Sharraap dia you this horrid half-baked hog! I'm sick of hearing dumb people like you go: 'I'll never marry a Dr.' yet research shows you'll sleep with them at the slightest opportunity. Your generalisation sucks and you were right about saying you might be cursed. Well, since your brother is a Dr, I hope you have not started sleeping with him yet because thats how it starts with punks like you- arguments then you seduce them. Abeg leave make smart people like me talk.
TV/Movies › Re: Aroma Ufodike Wins N10m Ultimate Prize In Mtn Who Want's To Be A Millionaire by MUZBO(m): 9:51pm On Sep 11, 2009
Seun:
All I can tell you about Aroma Ufodike is that he's not a young man.  
He has a grey beard and wore a black-grey shirt.  

He plans to use the money for a trip; good luck with that.  

Any pictures of the guy?  What are some of the questions he answered correctly?
I knew the guy was destinied for something big when he answered a question about one Nigerian referee who happened to live in the same house with him.
I mean, who gets that lucky?  I don even forget the referee's name sef.
But leave story o, the guy is intelligent, vast and lucky.
Health › Re: Can I Change My Genotype? by MUZBO(m): 8:22pm On Sep 11, 2009
Is there like a sickle-gene Suppresant that can wipe the sickle gene out from a person's system? Cos I'm really tired of the whole drama!
[quote][/quote]Oh, so you have issues with AS and you were busy posting choosy I-need-a-millionaire threads.
Health › Re: Can I Change My Genotype? by MUZBO(m): 8:07pm On Sep 11, 2009
Ujujoan:
I know this sound a bit silly but is it possible? Can I change my Genotype from AS to AA?
Of course it is possible. . .
as soon as a tiger is able to change its stripes you'll be able to change your genotype. One more thing, it doesn't sound silly, it is SILLY!
Gaming › Re: Playstation 3 Ad: Sony Apologises to Nigerians by MUZBO(m): 6:27am On Sep 11, 2009
delvinmaya:
Yo seeker,u definitely r a conspiracy theorist,bet if anythin happened 2 u,u wud blame d govt.[/b]Hell i bet dat if u even sneezed u wud blame d govt.Bad roads,poor electricity . . .bt also in other countries like cuba e.t.c . . .Do we remember WAI.Do u even no dat d average nigerian does not pay tax?
Guy abeg leave ward for warder!
In a place where there's no law there's no sin. Naija is lawless so not paying tax is not a sin. Whose fault is that anyway? Hope you know in developed countries, tax evasion is a serious offence and it is actually the rich and powerful that gets punished. One of Obama's nominees withdrew because of tax problems but here in Naija I'm sure more than half of those lame a$s politicians were not paying tax until they wanted to contest. Where is the law to clamp down on them? Sit there & keep deceiving yourself that the govt is perfect. [b]*sneezes*
(excuse me). . GOD! This dusty road. When will the damn good for nothing apology-seeking govt tar this road sef? Afterall I pay tax.Sue me.
Gaming › Re: Playstation 3 Ad: Sony Apologises to Nigerians by MUZBO(m): 6:27am On Sep 11, 2009
delvinmaya:
Yo seeker,u definitely r a conspiracy theorist,bet if anythin happened 2 u,u wud blame d govt.[/b]Hell i bet dat if u even sneezed u wud blame d govt.Bad roads,poor electricity . . .bt also in other countries like cuba e.t.c . . .Do we remember WAI.Do u even no dat d average nigerian does not pay tax?
Guy abeg leave ward for warder!
In a place where there's no law there's no sin. Naija is lawless so not paying tax is not a sin. Whose fault is that anyway? Hope you know in developed countries, tax evasion is a serious offence and it is actually the rich and powerful that gets punished. One of Obama's nominees withdrew because of tax problems but here in Naija I'm sure more than half of those lame a$s politicians were not paying tax until they wanted to contest. Where is the law to clamp down on them? Sit there & keep deceiving yourself that the govt is perfect. [b]*sneezes*
(excuse me). . GOD! This dusty road. When will the damn good for nothing apology-seeking govt tar this road sef? Afterall I pay tax.Sue me.
Politics › Re: Rep Slaps Security Man At National Assembly by MUZBO(m): 5:30am On Sep 11, 2009
Chrisbenogor:
This is the reason why we will always be behind, why not just shut up and keep your shallow ideas to yourself, is the fight against hiv,malaria poverty not what you should concern yourself with?
What the heck do you know about what it takes to be a Nigerian, go and hide your small self, I aint got no beef with Ghana, who gives two cheeks of a monkeys ass if obama came to Ghana? I rather live in naija ten times over than your presidential villa. Rubbish.
Lol! Temper temper Chris.
Politics › Re: Rep Slaps Security Man At National Assembly by MUZBO(m): 10:53pm On Sep 10, 2009
So if I'm newly employed @ the NASS I'll have to know 100+ punk no-bill-passing corrupt a$s slap-happy senators before I can begin work? Or they'd arrange a 2 week know-your-senator course for me? I'd rather stick to my 'safer' bungee jumping career anyway!
Politics › Re: Rep Slaps Security Man At National Assembly by MUZBO(m): 10:40pm On Sep 10, 2009
stillwater:
Some of these security men in Nigeria don't have manner of approach sha, not that he deserves to be slapped. There are better ways of handling the situation. undecided
How? He should've turned the other cheek? - metaphorically or in the literal sense?
Gaming › Re: Playstation 3 Ad: Sony Apologises to Nigerians by MUZBO(m): 7:54pm On Sep 10, 2009
I support the seeker's opinion because lets face it the govt is faceless and they have their methods thus they can easily foil any uprising against them esp if it aint big enough. Remember one ex-KGB guy that was killed with polonium? Note that it happened outside Russia and I don't think anyone has been charged- they are that good. Do you think we don't have well grounded and aspiring investigative journalists in Naija?( These guys are the ones keep the govt in developed countries on their toes and within their boundaries not one stupid assembly) - but they know that taking on the govt in a lawless country like ours is suicide so they stay in the shadows. This is why the seeker was warned off! A country where innocent citizens are killed by the police who then reset the scene, put guns in the hands of their victims and claim they are armed robbers and the case is allowed to die a natural death much unlike what was afforded the victim? Abeg the seeker, don't even dare except you are Gani(RIP) or you can send the articles from space. For those who want a revolution, trust me I want it too but your litmus test would be this up coming 'light up Naija' campaign. Lets see if you'll attend!
Gaming › Re: Playstation 3 Ad: Sony Apologises to Nigerians by MUZBO(m): 6:03pm On Sep 10, 2009
@marissa, I disagree with almost all you said in that your elaborate post. I will blame the government 4 d actions of its citizenry. In countries where the law is the law u can't openly flaunt rules and expect a smooth sail. On a trip to Ghana a few years ago, I took a cab with a pal(Naija boy studying @ UG) and got in 2 mild traffic jam; but all cars were in a straight line. I was about to tell d driver to turn & take d wide space on our right when my friend said: "if na Naija we 4 don tell the driver make hin take this right but if the car in front of him is still workin he dares not". I immediately shut my mouth. I didn't need anyone 2 tell me that if you jump a queue the law will clamp u. Here in Naija u can take a one-way or even reverse on an expressway; but when Fashola came you hardly see that because the law works better now. A good government will put sanity into its insane masses if it makes the law work. We are the way we are because we've been used to doing the wrong things for a long time but a good responsive system can change us. If I build my house on a canal and Govt charges me 2 court, makes me pay a fine & do time in jail will you go my way?
Gaming › Re: Playstation 3 Ad: Sony Apologises to Nigerians by MUZBO(m): 5:45pm On Sep 10, 2009
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Gaming › Re: Playstation 3 Ad: Sony Apologises to Nigerians by MUZBO(m): 2:56pm On Sep 10, 2009
kingzli:
It is good to see that they have apologised. Now it is up to us to contain the scammers amongst us.
I'm a scammer, come and contain me nau. Rubbish!!, so you haven't figured out that the problem of this country is bad leadership. People like you will still vote PDP in 2011.
Health › Re: Doctors And Hospitals In Nigeria by MUZBO(m): 5:50pm On Sep 09, 2009
beneli:
Nigerian Doctors are being called to be perfect, blameless, altruistic and well mannered on empty stomachs, while trying to survive a society that hardly respects or understand the challenges and the burdens that are thrust upon them.  

So, those that are so eager to call the Nigerian Doctor incompetent, heartless and the so many other uncomplimentary names, should pause first and take a long look at themselves in the mirror. Because the person you are calling names, is really yourself, for not doing anything about our collective shame.
God bless you abundantly. Ikennahill, where are you o, or are you still job hunting?
Sports › Re: Okocha To Join Super Eagles Coaching Crew In Technical Capacity by MUZBO(m): 5:38pm On Sep 09, 2009
Except Okocha is bringing a time machine with which we can reverse last weekends dismal outing with Tunisia then its a waste of time and person. Stupid task force!
Politics › Re: Governor Fashola Lacks The Will Power To Tame Lagos Agberos by MUZBO(m): 4:17pm On Sep 09, 2009
Marymos:
. .If Fashola can disposses people of their shops and others homeless to make Lagos a mega city, then i don't see overcoming agberos as an impossible task.Since agberos comprises of yorubas and some of them are being used by him to achieve his other personal ambition,there is little or nothing he can do.Is a pity.
You are a tribalistic jerk for your post. Yorubas were not affected abi? Here's your answer, read and undertand
MUZBO:
:@poster, Agbero problem is not like the illegal structures problem where you can demolish the illegal structure and see immediate progress. I can't even believe you compared them. The Agberos are free-lancers; its not as if they have a base where they operate like camp 4 that you can uproot so it presents a peculiar problem much like guerrila warfare. .  . think before you criticize. Gov Fash doesn't have jazz that will pinpoint all Agberos and give them the plague so give us your wise feasible solution and watch me punch holes in them.
Politics › Re: Governor Fashola Lacks The Will Power To Tame Lagos Agberos by MUZBO(m): 2:43pm On Sep 09, 2009
@poster, Agbero problem is not like the illegal structures problem where you can demolish the illegal structure and see immediate progress. I can't even believe you compared them. The Agberos are free-lancers; its not as if they have a base where they operate like camp 4 that you can uproot so it presents a peculiar problem much like guerrila warfare. You want to send police and KAI against them? those ones are just Agberos in black and green respectively as far as I'm concerned and you know it. Like someone said and rightly too, think before you criticize. Gov Fash doesn't have jazz that will pinpoint all Agberos and give them the plague so give us your wise feasible solution and watch me punch holes in them.
Politics › Re: Governor Fashola Lacks The Will Power To Tame Lagos Agberos by MUZBO(m): 1:55pm On Sep 09, 2009
asha 80:
Very backward thinking.
Em I don't see you offering anything on how to handle Agberos. Give us some forward thinking.
Politics › Re: Is Power Supply Improving In Your Neighbourhood? by MUZBO(m): 1:31pm On Sep 09, 2009
OvieE:
Power supply in my area were I lived in Bed-stuy, Brooklyn, NY is 24/7 and years after years all rounds. What do you say about that. You have 4 hours of light and you are happy. Shame on you and Nigeria. What country in the world is suppling 4 or 10 hours of light aday and then no light until the next week.
See this faceless runaway immigrant scrub!
Events › Re: Why 09/09/09 Is So Special by MUZBO(m): 1:15pm On Sep 09, 2009
China China China! All 'China phones' will crash at the end of today. Most will show 09/09/10 tomorrow instead of 10/09/09.
Politics › Re: This Is So Funny But Painfully True. by MUZBO(m): 10:06am On Sep 09, 2009
@poster, tori too much. Less than 1 million should get you all you need for a truck bomb. Just park it in front of the empty NASS building and blow it up! No need for story, we all know the facts but unfortunately can't do jack!
Politics › Re: Is Power Supply Improving In Your Neighbourhood? by MUZBO(m): 9:56am On Sep 09, 2009
Yes, it is improving. We had power for 2 hrs yday instead of our normal 1 hour. We eagerly await our punishment though.
Nairaland General › Re: Why 09/09/09 Is So Special? by MUZBO(m): 9:44am On Sep 09, 2009
China China China! All 'China phones' will crash at the end of today. Most will show 09/09/10 tomorrow instead of 10/09/09.
Health › Re: Public Kissing Banned In France! (To Curb Swine Flue) by MUZBO(m): 9:27am On Sep 09, 2009
I knew that swine flu thing will cost something.
Politics › Re: Solution To Everlasting Electricity Failure In Nigeria = Mike Adenuga by MUZBO(m): 8:48am On Sep 09, 2009
sjeezy8:
seems you have a sickness called take-his-nutts-out-your-mouth-itis
See this sleezy a$s scrub!
I only observed your punk self righteous nature and you just let your meningitis loose.
Fashion › Re: High Maintenance: Does It Get You More Dates? by MUZBO(m): 5:48am On Sep 09, 2009
Thats a fallacy! High maintenance babes are cheap a$s squids! They only seem to get more dates because they accept more men. One to take care of the hair, one for the nails, one for the shoes and so on. Then they sleep with all of them when in need. E.g when she needs a new shoe she'll call up 'shoe-guy' and weave her magic. Don't be deceived.
Politics › Re: Solution To Everlasting Electricity Failure In Nigeria = Mike Adenuga by MUZBO(m): 5:32am On Sep 09, 2009
sjeezy8:
Mike adenuga is far from a role model for anyone please,

This Guys idea of internet and telecommunication have been shot around Nigeria for YEARS. he is late AND IS SIMPLY EATING OFF OTHERS IDEAS.

please when i hear the names of otedola, adenuga and dangote i simply feel like throwing up. They aren't doing shit but creating types of monopolies.
Exploiting Nigeria for personal gain. Only for the fact they have money to influence the government, which is the reason why their billionaires.
Guy, seems you have a Ph.D(Paddy hater's degree).
Romance › Re: He's Hurting Me Badly And Still Cant Understand: by MUZBO(m): 10:02pm On Sep 08, 2009
@poster, there is more to your story than you posted. For example, what was the unusual circumstance through which you met him? Was he dating someone else then? How far apart do you live? If you met him @ a bar half drunk with his friends 10mins after he'd slapped his gf then I'm sure you shouldn't be too suprised now.
Music/Radio › Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by MUZBO(m): 9:13pm On Sep 08, 2009
. . .dealing with a young black male/ tryin to stack mail and then stay away from these packed jails/ I told the judge I'm in danger/ and thats why I had that .45 with one in the chamber/ - 2pac
Nairaland General › Re: How Do You Browse And Still Do Your Work by MUZBO(m): 8:01pm On Sep 08, 2009
dgreatrock:
lol!
muzbo, why u dey take me for a cab driver? embarassed sad cry
Just joking o! Open multiple windows on your laptop and do your thing but to be fair to your employers browse only during your break period! Internet could be addictive.
Romance › Re: What Are The Benefits Of Staying With One Partner by MUZBO(m): 7:52pm On Sep 08, 2009
If you ever get HIV you'll know exactly who gave you so you can stab him in his sleep.

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