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Those guys don dey watch Chinese movies too much to be diving through windows; dem no know say na film trick? There's little the Nigerian govt can do because the law is the law. We have plenty chinese here too and if they break our laws we'll fall on them hard except of course if they can bribe us first. Let those guys just come home and preserve the little dignity we have left there.

Its about time they prosecute everyone. Let the courts decide. I appreciate those who say its a conspiracy but these people are not innocent. One more thing, all this shake ups are for our own good. At least now people will take our country more seriously. Its not business as usual again.

Ujujoan:
Guys, what happened to treasure?

What happened to those days that guys pay bills, shower a girl with gifts, take her to exotic places, just to get her to say 'yes'!!

What happened to spoiling her to get her on you side?

Whats up with you and 'guys paying your bills'? Wooing is less common nowadays because it is now synonymous with big money, no thanks to girls like you. The desperation in your thread shows that even you; the self-acclaimed rich girl has problems finding a date. Sorry o! BTW, nice to know you've accepted the kid in your profile is 'your baby'. Yea, I remembered!

What do you expect them to do with the money? Put it in Union bank or Oceanic bank or Afribank? Should I continue? There are problems everywhere in this country!

They had better get the driver too. Prophylactic measures you know!

If I say Timaya na raz kid I know wetin I speak so make nobody come harass me.

The new police should recruit literates and more women. Then sell all those new and rusty jeeps and buy helicopters for easier crime fighting! Then they should be more autonomous hopefully with better judiciary.

Anabel:
Muzbo if your ex is pregnant, are you responsible for it or wat are you trying to explain, or is it the same means she sef take get the belle. well i wish her safe delivery, call us when naming rice is available.

well thank God for science.

Thats why I put 'BIG DEAL' at the end. I said my Ex is pregnant to mock the thread. I'll call 3 of them to see if any is actually pregnant so that I can arrange your rice. Keep you posted.

So The Seeker is a hybrid! Thats cool. I think these hybrid guys should be made moderators in the culture section so as to keep those Igbo tribalists at bay. Was that tribalistic? If it was sorry o!

olusolami:
at times he would hit me and will hail himself saying UKU NANA, HEAVY ARTILERRY,O TA blah blah blah, ota chewing gum. he had fun being Mr Macho and i took all his bullshit and at the end i get punched in the face, so girls if you are dating an igbo guy, keep your fingers crossed and wait for the OLD WOMAN IN THE DREAM TO COME VISITING, truthfully.YES  they are thE worst

The most entertaining post of August on NL actually came to me on the last day of the month. Very funny stuff. Sorry sha! As far as I know, an Igbo girl would date me easily than a Yoruba girl and I'm Yoruba. Don't mind all these people saying you generalised, isn't the thread itself generalistic?

Em. . .are you sure you don't have human-feline chimerism?

nickybayo:
some pple are asking y it is in d front page

well it's celion dion, i mean THE CELION DION that we are talking abt
if it's not in d front page, where should it be?

Exactly! So when she reaches menopause they'd rub it in our faces on the front page abi? She's pregnant by frozen embryo makes more sense and in science and tech too not here! Who cares?

Awowom:
dt your x girl friend is pregnanant, so should we fly? NL'S  pls 4 does of u dt does'nt know what 2 reply when somebody post a topic u close u toilet and stop replying Unecessarily 2 bad. Celine Dion Is Pregnant no two ways about it matter closed.

Whats wrong with this one? Are you the poster?
You are very dumb and it seems you don't even have anything to say to the misplaced thread. How did she get pregnant you don't know.

^Japan has gone through alot. Maybe we should get the U.S to drop a nuclear bomb on us then get people to start eating tofu and doing some sumo wrestling and of course we'll let our suicide rates go up, only then would we have matured enough to vote PDP out.

chaircover:
Don't the two to some degree go hand in hand?

A parent who fails to accept correction from his wife or child when he is so clearly wrong is more than likely to be a disciplinarian.

I catch your drift but its not all inclusive. My mum is also a 'disciplinarian' but readily accepts mistakes now. She might not say 'I was wrong' but she'll readily say: you are/were right! It makes a lot of difference to hear either!

Sleep walking is a normal thing, almost as normal as that thing those girls lie about when they are feeling lazy. . .em. .em whats it again. . em. . ahh ha, PMS they call it!

There you go again! Its not discipline, its accepting mistakes.

There you go again! Its not discipline, its accepting mistakes.

chaircover:
no one can be 100% right 100% of the time

Could it be the way you communicate your correction

I find that turning the issue into a joke and having a laugh about things makes it easier to put your point accross. I do that to my mum and it works for me.

We are talking Dads here! Try correcting your Dad the next time he tells you not to watch TVand see if he'll laugh with you.
Women easily accept mistakes relative to men.

Ok @ikenna, another dumb baseless allegation from you. Clap for yourself.
Now I'm almost sure that you are an optometrist. Now I can understand your jealousy. I'm not saying its impossible but prove how getting the wrong glasses can cause blindness.
How can I know what you are saying are not allegations when you are not giving us the documents.

Ok @ikenna, another dumb baseless allegation from you. Clap for yourself.
Now I'm almost sure that you are an optometrist. Now I can understand your jealousy. I'm not saying its impossible but prove how getting the wrong glasses can cause blindness.
How can I know what you are saying are not allegations when you are not giving us the documents.

The dumb cops should all be hanged and just before they die should be cut down and shot between the eyes. Or they should be forgiven and then sacked!

The dumb cops should all be hanged and just before they die should be cut down and shot between the eyes. Or they should be forgiven and then sacked!

@cadaver, you don die before? Pun intended. You wan reach 100 posts per day.

Retirement age of 70 years in a country where life expectancy is around 58 years. We'll see how that'll work.

Maybe the scottish people are planning a re-colonisation of the area for the oil. Perhaps the scottish army uses this Clydedale bank and so the notes would be easily deployed for apt reconnaissance. Sue me!

@Ima1 has said it all. Its Nigerian Men o! Most will never accept they're wrong. I pray I'm not like that with my kids. How can you be right 100% of the time and what type of example do you want to show to your kids if you refuse to accept you're wrong sometimes?